Darlings, sappy romance movies make our asses itch, but sappy romance movies with soldiers make our asses itch and our eyes roll back in our heads. It is for this reason that we do not buy tickets to sappy romance movies with soldiers, lest people in the theater think we’re having a seizure and wind up forcing their wallets into our mouths so we don’t bite our tongues. We hate it when that happens.
Anyway, let’s take a look at the stars of the latest sappy-romance-with-a-soldier movie, shall we?
Taylor Schilling and Zac Efron attend the premire of “The Lucky One” in LA. Taylor Schilling wore a Calvin Klein dress. Jewelry by Lynn Ban. Bag and shoes by Calvin Klein.
Calvin Klein Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans
SHE: Was born to wear that dress. And unlike a lot of ladystars when they find the right dress, she finished it off with some excellent detailing. Love the clutch and LOVELOVE the cuff. Nicely done, ladystar we’ve never heard of before now. Score: 9.5/10. Half-point taken off because we only like the hair.
HE: Is wearing an oil slick. Worse, he’s wearing an oil slick that doesn’t fit him correctly. He looks like he’s melting in that thing. And isn’t the tie bar awfully high or is that just us? Regardless, the overall effect is terrible. Score: 5/10. Hem those pants, boy. Better yet, burn them, along with the jacket. We’re pretty sure the fire would last several days.
Combined Score: 7.25/10. Taylor, you have our permission to slap him for ruining your moment.
[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images, elle.com]