Darlings, it was the gayest of gay award shows (gayer than the Tonys and the Oscars COMBINED) as LOGO handed out the NewNowNext Awards. Hit it, LGBTs + allies!
Has he lost weight?
Sweetie, you have gorgeous caramel skin. Stop pairing it with cafe au lait dresses. They do nothing for you.
Now we’re hungry.
That’s how you do it. You show up looking like you’re ready to hit the dance floor with a bevy of shirtless Muscle Marys.
Honey, we hate to bitch at an ally, but your big pants are not fabulous and your Payless shoes don’t go.
Enh. Don’t love the color, tired of lace, and the shoes don’t really work with it.
Damn. Looks like Michelle Visage’s constant bitching got to her. As a character look, it’s perfect, but as a red carpet look, it’s a little on the awkward side.
Great face, though.
SHE CAME AS A PRIDE MUPPET.
Our love for this woman is explosive.
He looks cute but he should insist on standing further away from cameras. That’s kind of an impossible request to make on a step-and-repeat, but these angles make him look positively tiny.
That is a visual representation of “self-confidence” right there.
Mark Deklin and Brad Beyer
This bitch has style.
We realize there’s something more than a little ridiculous about critiquing a drag queen’s shoes, but honey, those shoes aren’t right for that dress.
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