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Posted on April 23, 2012
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Why does it look like he’s waxed everywhere but his head?
He probably had to wax for that Mike’s Magic Dick movie.
What’s so special about Mike’s dick? All dicks are magic.
I’d be so much happier about this if he had some chest fur. I’m not a fan of the ken doll look.
You know, it’s funny… I’m not normally a fan of the “Ken doll look” (well put, by the way) on actual people that I might know in real life. But here, it’s sort of working for me. I think it’s more the fact that he looks like a Ken doll, but he’s somehow, by some (genetic) miracle, able to pull it off. It doesn’t look contrived the way it would on almost any other (normal) human being.
Or maybe I’m just admiring him the way I’d admire a work of art — like, look at what this artist accomplished using only a block of marble and a chisel. Except I don’t normally want to bone statues, sooooo.
I can see what you mean Peter. He’s got some animalistic vibe (no wonder he was cast as a werewolf) that makes the waxed look almost irrelevant… Or maybe he just looks like a Roman statue… But I do look forward to the day when we can see exactly how that body would look in its natural state.
All true, but apparently he has an unfortunate problem in that respect. Despite half his genes being Sicilian and the other half Armenian, he is completely hairless naturally. I still refuse to believe that, but it’s what Joe swears.
suuuuuure he is….
If he were hairy, the only thing that would change is my time in the 40-yard-sprint to get to him. I think I would shave a half-second off my time.
Truly NFL-worthy numbers, those.
*drool* Enough said.
I was like “Noooooo… hes putting ON a shirt!” And at the end I was relieved he decided against it.
Experiencing the sudden need to attend a druggie music festival in the desert.
Holy sweet Duke of Pectoral Muscles.
But…he’s not wearing stinky booties!
I wouldn’t kick him out of bed even if he were.
Mercy. I need a cigarette. Never mind that I quit 25 years ago
LOL – “You’re welcome”
ccm800 – O. M. G!! This is my favorite website, EVER! And now you’re here, too? Swoon.
For a second there, I thought the last photo he was going to have his shirt on. Don’t scare us like that!
Mmmmmmm!! Forget Fifty shades of Grey, this is all i need! Double Mmmmmm!
Homina ! Tex Avery eyes popping out of my head! Wow.
Um, DAYUM. Thank YOU.
How tall is he? He seriously looks like a giant in the land of the little people here. Maybe it’s just the angle, but he look enormous – and in all the right ways.
I’ll be in my bunk.
The IMDb says he’s 6’5″. Taller than Alex Skarsgard who is listed at 6’4″.
We saw him in person at Fashion Week and he’s HUGE, but perfectly proportioned.
I am reminded of a quote of Mrs. Patrick Campbell’s. When asked what her new husband was like, she replied “Six foot four and everything in proportion.”
I bet he is.
What luck — I’m 6’3″. Just perfect!
I checked on IMDB, and he’s nine feet tall.*
*Not actually true.
He looks like a very gorgeous float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
I don’t really know… but I’ll gladly climb him!
He is so so very hot. Hurry up fifth season of True Blood!!!
Sorry (I really am) but all I see is the ego. I know it’s him giving good fanservice, but the “I’m too sexy for my shirt” thing is so irritating to me. (And apparently I’m super grouchy today, doh.)
Seriously. Put your fracking shirt on, you cheeseball. He has a slamming body but the stench of fromage kills it for me.
Not to ruin TLo story telling but the pictures look to be out of order. The last one looks to come before him putting his shirt on judging by the yellow roof thing over his left shoulder.
But he IS too sexy for his shirt!
He’s never really done it for me in a va-va-voomy kind of way, but he does have a perfect physique doesn’t he? Like a Greek statue with scruff. Let’s get him nude on a pedestal, stat!
O TLo. This has been such a trying day already and you just provided the happy that I needed. Goddess bless.
Actually, I’m drooling over the sunny, warm day in the pictures. It’s 30 degrees and SNOWING here, fergod’ssake.
He does nothing for me until he uses that t-shirt to cover his face. Then I want to hit it.
I think those women yelled at him when he tried to put on the shirt!
Looking that hot should be illegal.
I would climb him like a tree.
If it weren’t for his slightly skinny calves, I would totally hit it. But I do have standards.
Shame on you TLo for exploiting Mr. Manganiello for page views. FOR SHAME.
This made my day (so far)!
I can’t wait until Joe grows all his body hair back…
Thank you. You two are doing the Lord’s work.
Amen and thank GOD for TLo.
meh x 10
good lord. thanks again
Obviously best dressed at Coachella.
Damn! Is he a giant? He’s 18″ taller than everyone around him.
Thanks TLo, my curcuits have officially been overloaded
Btw, does the first pic remind anyone else of a scene from the National Geographic channel? Those women are converging around Joe like hungry lions to a big, muscley gazelle.
That just made my day 100% better. Bless you, TLo.
(That said — dude, embrace the werewolf. Let up on the wax.)
Just me, but I don’t like a man who looks so self-consciously sculpted. As though he inspects every inch in the mirror three times a day. I know it’s weird, but for me it’s a turn-off.
Ooohhh…a new desktop background. Thank you TLo!
That third photo…and the little vein trailing into his waistband…and…gah, errrr, bleeeep raaaawwwwrrrrrr SIIIIIGH. If you need me, I’ll be in my room smoking a cigarette. And I don’t even smoke.
Yes, yes. Just … yeah. That.
Happy Birthday to ME!
Oh, Dads. You’re so good to us.
incredible, but too shaven/waxed/smooth/fake
A big thank you to Uncles T and Lo for brightening a cloudy day! Damn, but he’s hot!
He’s a looker, all right.
Praise the lord, he’s wearing socks.
YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THE WEREWOLF DOESN’T HAVE STANK BOOT.
Stew in your filth and shame, Coachella hipsters.
We love you, too, TLo
no body hair at all it seems, not on arms, legs, abs, eh, he waxes more then most women
His tits are bigger than mine. *sulks*
This will cover a week’s quota of daily Pretty-for-the-day.
Hot and an inspiration. Now if you excuse me, I need to go and spend another few agonizing hours at the gym. *runs his scrawny ass to the gym*
Waxed or furry – who cares?
I would swallow all of our babies…
He’s the kinda guy you swallow.
I am jealous of all those regular ladies just standing around like it’s no big deal.
Well, hello there.
The fact that none of the werewolves had chest hair was my one of my biggest problems with True Blood. And slightly with Teen Wolf, but it fit the aesthetic better.
He is not only he is as smooth as a Ken doll but also as nipple-less.
I still don’t get the appeal. The abs are nice but the rest – meh.
I love how there is absolutely no fashion in these pictures and he is still the hottest thing alive.
I want to use his chest as my face towel.
and then thank him for it
Lord have mercy.
One of these days, TLo will put up a J-Man shot, and the blood will rush away from my head faster than normal, and I will faint in public.
Damn. He sure is a sight for sore eyes on a Tuesday morning.
i think my lady parts just exploded
As a 100% Italian male I’d love to know where he got the genes to not have body hair at his age. Even my body hair, has body hair.
I’m pretty sure he waxes like half to death.
Yep. That’s what Mama likes. Thanks, Joe.
As much as I love men, the shirtless ones gross me out (no matter how many packs they carry in the stomach area).
Good grief, that is something else. Officially the pretty day, if not the week.
How tall IS he?
(Answer: 6′ 5″)