Joe Manganiello at Coachella

Posted on April 23, 2012

Joechella.

Enough said.

You’re welcome.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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  • calimon

    Why does it look like he’s waxed everywhere but his head?

    • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

      He probably had to wax for that Mike’s Magic Dick movie.

    • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

      He probably had to wax for that Mike’s Magic Dick movie.

      • e jerry powell

        What’s so special about Mike’s dick? All dicks are magic.

    • mshesterp

      I’d be so much happier about this if he had some chest fur.  I’m not a fan of the ken doll look.  

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZMU2QQUTAUEPU23MUTZBQ5W2PI Peter

        You know, it’s funny… I’m not normally a fan of the “Ken doll look” (well put, by the way) on actual people that I might know in real life. But here, it’s sort of working for me. I think it’s more the fact that he looks like a Ken doll, but he’s somehow, by some (genetic) miracle, able to pull it off. It doesn’t look contrived the way it would on almost any other (normal) human being.

        Or maybe I’m just admiring him the way I’d admire a work of art — like, look at what this artist accomplished using only a block of marble and a chisel. Except I don’t normally want to bone statues, sooooo.

        • DCSheehan

           I can see what you mean Peter.  He’s got some animalistic vibe (no wonder he was cast as a werewolf) that makes the waxed look almost irrelevant…  Or maybe he just looks like a Roman statue…  But I do look forward to the day when we can see exactly how that body would look in its natural state.

      • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

         All true, but apparently he has an unfortunate problem in that respect.  Despite half his genes being Sicilian and the other half Armenian, he is completely hairless naturally.  I still refuse to believe that, but it’s what Joe swears.

        • P M

           suuuuuure he is….

          • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

             If he were hairy, the only thing that would change is my time in the 40-yard-sprint to get to him.  I think I would shave a half-second off my time.

            Truly NFL-worthy numbers, those.

    • mshesterp

      I’d be so much happier about this if he had some chest fur.  I’m not a fan of the ken doll look.  

  • Turner Edwards

    *drool* Enough said.

    • JosephLamour

      I was like “Noooooo… hes putting ON a shirt!” And at the end I was relieved he decided against it.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        Sike!!!!

    • JosephLamour

      I was like “Noooooo… hes putting ON a shirt!” And at the end I was relieved he decided against it.

  • Sobaika Mirza

    Experiencing the sudden need to attend a druggie music festival in the desert.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=675517274 Nora Halcyonov Lynnenko Naught

    Oh DAMN!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=144700286 Amber Goodspeed

    Holy sweet Duke of Pectoral Muscles. 

  • Paigealicious

    But…he’s not wearing stinky booties!

    • http://twitter.com/ennisamy Amy Ennis

      I wouldn’t kick him out of bed even if he were. 

  • cmb92191

    Mercy.  I need a cigarette.   Never mind that I quit 25 years ago

  • ccm800

    LOL  – “You’re welcome”
     

    • http://www.facebook.com/mfwightman Michael Wightman

       ccm800 – O. M. G!!  This is my favorite website, EVER!  And now you’re here, too?  Swoon.

  • ccm800

    LOL  – “You’re welcome”
     

  • ElitheMonkey

    For a second there, I thought the last photo he was going to have his shirt on.  Don’t scare us like that!

  • ElitheMonkey

    For a second there, I thought the last photo he was going to have his shirt on.  Don’t scare us like that!

  • KELLEYKAT

    Mmmmmmm!!  Forget Fifty shades of Grey, this is all i need!  :-)  Double Mmmmmm!

  • KELLEYKAT

    Mmmmmmm!!  Forget Fifty shades of Grey, this is all i need!  :-)  Double Mmmmmm!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1405182446 Sarah Leigh

    Homina 
    Homina 
    Homina ! Tex Avery eyes popping out of my head! Wow.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1405182446 Sarah Leigh

    Homina 
    Homina 
    Homina ! Tex Avery eyes popping out of my head! Wow.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_J4QGTFQCCILAE4N2SYZZRJ6SPY R LM

    Um, DAYUM.  Thank YOU.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_J4QGTFQCCILAE4N2SYZZRJ6SPY R LM

    Um, DAYUM.  Thank YOU.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=847525391 Barbara Lee Woodruff

    How tall is he? He seriously looks like a giant in the land of the little people here. Maybe it’s just the angle, but he look enormous – and in all the right ways.

    I’ll be in my bunk.

    • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

      The IMDb says he’s 6’5″. Taller than Alex Skarsgard who is listed at 6’4″. 

    • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

      The IMDb says he’s 6’5″. Taller than Alex Skarsgard who is listed at 6’4″. 

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

         We saw him in person at Fashion Week and he’s HUGE, but perfectly proportioned.

        • baxterbaby

          I am reminded of a quote of Mrs. Patrick Campbell’s.  When asked what her new husband was like, she replied “Six foot four and everything in proportion.”

        • http://needtherapy.tumblr.com/ skadi1

          I bet he is.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=677547537 John Hodgins

        What luck — I’m 6’3″.  Just perfect!  :-)

    • jenno1013

      I checked on IMDB, and he’s nine feet tall.*

      *Not actually true.

    • jenno1013

      I checked on IMDB, and he’s nine feet tall.*

      *Not actually true.

    • guest2visits

      He looks like a very gorgeous float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.   

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

      I don’t really know… but I’ll gladly climb him!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=847525391 Barbara Lee Woodruff

    How tall is he? He seriously looks like a giant in the land of the little people here. Maybe it’s just the angle, but he look enormous – and in all the right ways.

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  • LuisaNL

    hahahaha, joechella! 

  • LuisaNL

    hahahaha, joechella! 

  • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

    He is so so very hot. Hurry up fifth season of True Blood!!!

  • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

    He is so so very hot. Hurry up fifth season of True Blood!!!

  • Lina_bee

    Sorry (I really am) but all I see is the ego. I know it’s him giving good fanservice, but the “I’m too sexy for my shirt” thing is so irritating to me. (And apparently I’m super grouchy today, doh.)

  • Lina_bee

    Sorry (I really am) but all I see is the ego. I know it’s him giving good fanservice, but the “I’m too sexy for my shirt” thing is so irritating to me. (And apparently I’m super grouchy today, doh.)

    • Alisa Rivera

      Seriously. Put your fracking shirt on, you cheeseball. He has a slamming body but the stench of fromage kills it for me.

    • http://twitter.com/Athenabast Athena Bast

       Not to ruin TLo story telling but the pictures look to be out of order. The last one looks to come before him putting his shirt on judging by the yellow roof thing over his left shoulder.

    • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

      But he IS too sexy for his shirt!

  • Rebecca Johnson

    He’s never really done it for me in a va-va-voomy kind of way, but he does have a perfect physique doesn’t he? Like a Greek statue with scruff. Let’s get him nude on a pedestal, stat!

  • PeaceBang

    O TLo. This has been such a trying day already and you just provided the happy that I needed. Goddess bless.

  • SapphoPoet

    Actually, I’m drooling over the sunny, warm day in the pictures. It’s 30 degrees and SNOWING here, fergod’ssake.

  • http://twitter.com/starlounging Ann M. Erickson

    He does nothing for me until he uses that t-shirt to cover his face. Then I want to hit it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cecilia-Stecz-Evans/1075878869 Cecilia Stecz Evans

    I think those women yelled at him when he tried to put on the shirt!

  • bloggertobenamedlater

    Looking that hot should be illegal. 

  • Chaiaiai

    I would climb him like a tree. 

  • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

    If it weren’t for his slightly skinny calves, I would totally hit it.  But I do have standards.

  • JasmineAM

    Shame on you TLo for exploiting Mr. Manganiello for page views. FOR SHAME. 

    This made my day (so far)!

  • Terence Ng

    I can’t wait until Joe grows all his body hair back…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Cleary/1201575213 Patrick Cleary

    Thank you. You two are doing the Lord’s work.

    • Gianni_Rubino

      Amen and thank GOD for TLo.

  • jw_ny

    meh x 10 

  • mjude

    good lord. thanks again :)

  • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.wordpress.com Catherine

    Obviously best dressed at Coachella. 

  • efishfan

    Damn! Is he a giant? He’s 18″ taller than everyone around him.

  • EEKstl

    Whoa.

  • MilaXX

    Nice pecs

  • AthenaJ

    Thanks TLo, my curcuits have officially been overloaded :)
     
    Btw, does the first pic remind anyone else of a scene from the National Geographic channel? Those women are converging around Joe like hungry lions to a big, muscley gazelle.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JSGAZPEESHQT47ATH55GNOHHBY Erin

    That just made my day 100% better.  Bless you, TLo.

    (That said — dude, embrace the werewolf.  Let up on the wax.)

  • twocee

    Good.  Lord.  

  • fringebenefit

    Just me, but I don’t like a man who looks so self-consciously sculpted. As though he inspects every inch in the mirror three times a day. I know it’s weird, but for me it’s a turn-off. 

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    Ooohhh…a new desktop background. Thank you TLo!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1183772509 Jen Hughes

    Heavens. 

  • merciblahblah

    That third photo…and the little vein trailing into his waistband…and…gah, errrr, bleeeep raaaawwwwrrrrrr SIIIIIGH. If you need me, I’ll be in my room smoking a cigarette. And I don’t even smoke.

    • bellafigura1

      Yes, yes.  Just … yeah.   That.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Happy Birthday to ME!

  • TieDye64

    Deee-lish.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZMU2QQUTAUEPU23MUTZBQ5W2PI Peter

    Oh, Dads. You’re so good to us.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aboutelle Ashleigh Boutelle

    incredible, but too shaven/waxed/smooth/fake

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    A big thank you to Uncles T and Lo for brightening a cloudy day! Damn, but he’s hot!

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    He’s a looker, all right.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Praise the lord, he’s wearing socks.

    YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THE WEREWOLF DOESN’T HAVE STANK BOOT.

    Stew in your filth and shame, Coachella hipsters.

  • Synnamin

    We love you, too, TLo

  • gubblebumm

    no body hair at all it seems, not on arms, legs, abs, eh, he waxes more then most women
     

  • Marahboo

    His tits are bigger than mine. *sulks*

  • joe_tey83

    YUM.

    This will cover a week’s quota of daily Pretty-for-the-day.

  • Roman000

    Hot and an inspiration. Now if you excuse me, I need to go and spend another few agonizing hours at the gym. *runs his scrawny ass to the gym*

  • oohsparkley!

    Waxed or furry – who cares?

  • http://twitter.com/StonerReview StonerReview

    I would swallow all of our babies…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1221417578 Jase Sherman

    He’s the kinda guy you swallow. 

  • Megan Patterson

    I am jealous of all those regular ladies just standing around like it’s no big deal. 

  • kikisayshi

    Well, hello there. 

  • laylagalise

    Heat stroke.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=739196218 Leah Burns

    The fact that none of the werewolves had chest hair was my one of my biggest problems with True Blood. And slightly with Teen Wolf, but it fit the aesthetic better.
    Still, yum.

  • boweryboy

    He is not only he is as smooth as a Ken doll but also as nipple-less.

     I still don’t get the appeal.  The abs are nice but the rest – meh.

  • http://twitter.com/ennisamy Amy Ennis

    I love how there is absolutely no fashion in these pictures and he is still the hottest thing alive. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=805505 Steph Foster

     I want to use his chest as my face towel.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=805505 Steph Foster

     and then thank him for it

  • GTrain

    Lord have mercy.

  • P M

    One of these days, TLo will put up a J-Man shot, and the blood will rush away from my head faster than normal, and I will faint in public. 

  • TheOriginalLulu

    Damn. He sure is a sight for sore eyes on a Tuesday morning.

  • Annabelle Archer

    i think my lady parts just exploded

  • dickylarue

    As a 100% Italian male I’d love to know where he got the genes to not have body hair at his age. Even my body hair, has body hair.

    • sekushinonyanko

       I’m pretty sure he waxes like half to death.

  • Louise Bryan

    *sigh*

  • Susan Crawford

    Yep. That’s what Mama likes. Thanks, Joe.

  • lilazander

    As much as I love men, the shirtless ones gross me out (no matter how many packs they carry in the stomach area).

  • Candigirl1968

    Good grief, that is something else. Officially the pretty day, if not the week.