We really wanted to love this.
Penelope Cruz attends the world premiere of “To Rome With Love” in Rome in a Dolce&Gabbana gown.
It’s a good-on-paper dress, but it’s not working for us. We’re as over black lace as we can possibly be, but the solution is definitely not dusty pink lace. For God’s sake, fashion world, didn’t you learn anything from the ’80s? And is it us or is the boob-fit a little funny here? We’ll be the first to admit we haven’t paid a whole lot of attention to her boobs over the years, but aren’t they … well… bigger than this? Her figure almost disappears in this dress. And the color isn’t very flattering against her skin tone. Not loving the tight bun on top either.
Are we bitches?
IN! Yes, you’re bitches. She looks fine.
OUT! No, you’re not bitches. She looks like a tablecloth you’d buy in a dollar store.
Lake Bell’s droopy Marchesa rallied the Bitter Kittens, who gave it a near-unanimous OUT.
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