Okay, kids. Daddy and Papa are fighting again. We’re going to try not to examine too closely the fact that we’re fighting over Ivanka Trump, because we’re afraid that says some very unpleasant things about our marriage. After all, when was the last time you and your spouse argued over Ivanka Trump? Exactly.
Ivanka Trump attends the 11th Annual Tribeca Film Festival Vanity Fair Party in a Carolina Herrera dress.
Carolina Herrera Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Josephine Skriver
It’s like this: Lorenzo really loves this dress, full stop. Tom is not so sure. He thinks the graphic elements are both awkward and not particularly flattering on a non-size-0. In fact, he thinks the whole dress is kind of more on the ugly side of things than the pretty side of things. We’re both in agreement that, while her hair and makeup are pretty, they’re also making her look a little plastic-y from the neck up. Great earrings, though.
IN! I love the dress too, Lorenzo! You were always my favorite!
OUT! Oh, Tom. Are you ever not completely correct in all things?
Voting on Kerry Washington’s Stella McCartney dress is still wide open. Expressing opinions is good for your colon, darlings. We read it on the internet.
[Photo Credit: Kelly Olszuk/PR Photos, elle.com]