In or Out: Fergie in Givenchy

Posted on April 02, 2012

What the hell. Instead of our go-to response, which is to trash her choices instantly, we’ll throw this one out to a vote. You bitches can be even more brutal than we are if you’re collectively having a bad day and that’s always fun to watch.

Fergie celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas in a Givenchy dress.

Givenchy Printed Stretch Dress

Someday, she will accidentally try on a dress that isn’t skin tight and express wonder that she can cover her body AND still feel her feet at the same time. We await that day.

But we kinda dig this dress. It’s expected coming from her, which is why we wish someone else had worn it first. It is RIDICULOUSLY tight on her, but it’s not bunching or rolling anywhere, so kudos to her and her shapewear. No kudos go to her hair stylist, however. We don’t care if she demanded it, this hair has GOT to go. Tone it down a little honey; you’re looking very 8 years ago, which is kinda death in your line of work, no? Great shoes, though!


Vote Now!


IN! If you’ve got it, WERQ it!

OUT! Not being able to breathe is never a good look.


Ashley Greene’s sexy ’70s secretary look got nitpicked by some bored Bitter Kittens, resulting in an OUT.

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  • Out–the dress and hair do nothing for her. It looks like her boobs are exploding. The dress would be better suited to someone not so curvy.

  • For Fergie, that is actually quite chic! IN.

    • Rrroza

      Yeah. My thought too. IN

  • Nothing here made me shriek and slam the laptop shut.  So I’ll give it an In.

  • kittenwithaquip

    She looks like a cracked-out Jessica Simpson.

    • Jenna Kuhmann


    • MK03

      My first impression was “Jessica Simpson in 15 years.”

      • Susan683

        Jessica Simpson will NEVER be this skinny again.  And the dress is too tight, but not nearly as tight as her face… she even capable of closing her lips?!?!  OUT

    • that’s an in for me!

  • janetjb

    Fab dress.

    Out.  Breathing is always good, plus her hair needs updating and her eye makeup is awful.

    • Yeah – she’s shiny & it looks like she’s already been celebrating a bit hard!  Out.

  • Laurie Bergman

    I think she looks pretty good, all things considered.  (Well, all things, that is, except for the hair…it’s got more than a whiff of Fabio on it.) Still, tightness and all, this is an IN for me. 

  • IN.  A dress that zips up with no back panel.  Ugly print, but slamming bod.  Ease up on the spray tan boo. 

    •  Totally agree with everything you posted. In from me too.

    • MrsJoe

      Yeah, her body made the dress so much better than it was on the model who looks almost creepily proportioned, so kudos to Fergie, and I guess an IN

  • OUT. Makeup makes her look like she’s back on Meth, and the print makes it look like her intestines are exploding out of the dress. “Ebola Infected Meth Addict” is not a look. 

    • EditKitten

      Holy crap, yes. My first thought was, “I don’t think she was TRYING to look like she’s back on the meth, but OK … “

  • I like the dress on her. I can see what you mean about her hair.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    its an OUT for me…the hair looks like it should be on an afghan hound…and while i may get spanked for commenting on her face…she really needs to slow down on the filler/botox, so puffy and pulled..the dress does nothing for me, and not much for her either i’m afraid….

  • Her skin always looks thick and shiny, her clothes are too tight, and she seems dumb as a stump. The dress would be nice if sized up. A lot. But she could be wearing the most beautiful dress in the world, one that fit properly, and I’d still have to give her an out. Because I can’t effing stand her. (Thank you for this opportunity to vent.)

    • JasmineAM

      She has total pillow face, AKA I just got a re-up on my botox.

  • It would be an IN as
    a. the dress looks better on her than on the model (with major kudos to Spanx).
    b. her hair actually makes her look soft for a change
    c. the shoes are awesome

    but I can’t get over that phoenix rising from her stomach….

  • PRFan

    Ugh, no.  Too tight.  Every time I see a picture of her, I want to scrub her down and cut her hair

  • RroseSelavy

    IN. For a woman who not that long ago had the  Union Jack as her gynecologist, it’s tastefully demure, yet still fun.

  • karena10

    Oh, IN.  She’s Fergie – this is what she wears.  The minimal make up is surprising, but not bad.  The hair could use some work, but overall, she looks like who she is and isn’t that the point of style?

  • mjude

    OUT. to tight & girl listen to your gay uncles about that hair. not good.

  • JasmineAM

    I actually really like it!

  • MilaXX

    IN – A print like this is a challenge for a curvier figure like Fergie but even if it is thanks to good shapewear  she looks good in it. The hair is a shade too light and she needs more color on the lips, but overall this is a remarkably restrained look for Fergie.

  • Jenna Kuhmann

    I love everything from the neck down – I think that dress looks fabulous on her.  The neck up, however, is another story entirely.  I will go with an IN for most of her looking awesome…that bit that is quite a bit less than awesome very nearly ruins it, though.

  • Lilithcat

    The shoes are a bit boring, and the length of hair hides some of what’s great about the dress, but that’s picking nits.

    She looks great!  The dress is tremendous fun, and it fits her like a glove.  I just wish that I could look half as good in a skin-tight dress (which I don’t wear because I don’t).

  • AthenaJ

    This dress looks very ‘aloha’ to me, but f*ck it – I still like it. One size up would have been better, but girl does still have a great body and she always loves to show it off. Unfortunately that plus the Big Blond Bouncy hair is just feeling like she’s trying to hard. Give it up, hon, you’re not in your 20’s anymore… you can still look good without trying to look like someone else.

  • holdmewhileimnaked

    i like this dress, i also think something made out of that stuff–basically powernet w/ a little extra fabric thrown in–is gonna be skin tight. elsewise, how you say, it aint fit right.

    o-some-oh, i find it something like intriguing that an indubitable & venerable fashion house like givenchy is allowing itself to be influenced so much by the very young designer, mary katrantzou [possibly spelled wrong]. i like this specific type of photo print dress whenever i see it, & she isnt the only designer that fiddles w/ it, but she’s the one who makes dresses that look just like this. is she working for givenchy, perhaps? cos then it would make sense.

    • Corsetmaker

      Exactly. I’m not getting the ‘size up’ comments. It’s a stretch dress, it’s tight by definition… literally! 

  • Candigirl1968

    It’s too tight and thus, too much, but given her many other cracktastic ensembles, this isn’t awful (how’s that for faint praise!).

  • I thought she was Lindsay Lohan at first glance.

  • IN! The dress looks much better on a gal with an actual figure.

    But I hate that hair.

  • aimee_parrott

    She looks better here than she usually looks, and yet still OUT.  Seriously, she looks like a floral sausage, and she’s got a great body so there’s no excuse. 

  • gsk241

    For a Fergie look, this is actually quite nice.  IN.

  • formerlyAnon

    In. It’s Fergie, which means there’s a bit of a curve.

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    I want to see if she was able to latch it closed in the back.

  • IN for once. 

  • JimMcC

    It’s super tight, but it looks flawless. Her make-up…less so. That said, I can’t give her anything but an IN. It may be expected, but this time she actually managed to make her bright color/too tight thing work for her. Two snaps up.

  • calimon

    Are those hairy pits or is her hair hiding hairy pits?

  • Nice dress, IN

  • Out.  Leave it to Fergie to somehow make Givenchy look like Ed Hardy.

    • tired_mommy

      HA! I gave it an in, but your Ed Hardy via Givenchy comment is spot on!

    • out for a walk

      YES. my first thought was “Ed Hardy does Mary Katrantzou for Marshalls.”

  • Kristy Evans

    I like it. And yes, it’s tight, but she has a slamming bod, so show it off all you want, girl. I do wish she would consider a side part, though. That hair is tragic.

  • DeborahLipp

    In. I don’t like the hair or the intense tightness, but it’s a bangin’ dress. 

  • Jessi03

    Great dress, great shoes.  Pity about the hair and makeup, but I’ll still give it an IN for being unexpected.

  • fashionablylate

    IN, I love it, she looks great!

  • Are you quite sure that isn’t artfully applied body makeup, and not a dress at all?  Fergie, darlin’, I’m sayin’ this with love in my heart: you need to dial it back about 8000 decibels now. Out.

  • I actually think it looks better on her than the model… her curves help that “belt” detail look better. I don’t hate it. The hair is waaaay to big, but I think she is rocking this dress!

  • PeaceBang

    YEA, girl. Throwing it DOWN. IN!

  • HobbitGirl

    I like the colors, but the way the flowers are arranged they’re framing her crotch. Not a good look. OUT.

  • Joyce VG

    Begrudgingly an IN. 

  • Dress IN, Fergie and that mop of faux hair OUT!

  • MsKitty

    Bearing in mind the bar is set low to begin with, this is the best I’ve seen Fergie look. 

  • Kimberlini

    Puffy, spray-tanned, dead-eyed girl in too tight, expensive Christian Audigier dress: OUT.

  • Miss_Led

    Amazingly IN … for Fergie. It’s a whole ‘nother category.

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    I actually like this dress on her, heavily patterned dresses are tough for curvy gals sometimes (especially patterns with varied elements like this one) because we’re always breaking up those nice visual lines. This is working with her curves. Even though her face and hair are waxen and fried, respectively, her shoes are great and I will give her an IN. Too tight is her thing like fruit-themed vintage playsuits are Katy Perry’s. 

  • TheOriginalLulu

    Well, at least she didn’t pee on herself, right?

  • reddhouston

    I mean she’s done way worse…so what the hell…IN

    • reddhouston

      I learned how to grade on a curve from TLo

  • Sara__B

    The dress is too tight, but at least she’s not over-exposed (probably because the print and absence-of-print are designed to call attention to all her lady parts). She’s had that hair since she was on Kids Incorporated starting in 1984. When she was 9-years-old. And is she capable of closing her mouth? IN from the neck down. OUT from the neck up.

  • Sashay Away Queen! That puffed up filler botox face is so freaky! Get natural baby then we’ll chat!

  • TieDye64

    This is actually pretty good. For Fergie. I’m grading on a scale so I’ll give her a reserved IN. She must hate taking deep breaths.

  • hexiadetrix

    It’s not subtle or tasteful, but it fits and flatters and the accessories aren’t overdone. In.

  •  She looks like Super Exhausted Barbie here.

  • The dress and shoes are IN. Let’s leave it at that.


    To me, she’s always looked like a linebacker with tits and a horrible wig. OUT! But mainly because it’s her because I find the dress to be pretty cute.

  • Judy_J

    Seeing as she was celebrating her birthday, and seeing as how this dress is not as skanky as most of her other choices, I’ll give her an IN.  But that hair has got to go.  Be brave and chop that mop.  Makeup needs updating too, by the way.

  • lalahartma

    For her it’s an in.

  • carolynmo

    That’s a lot of hair for that dress. However, I like the dress.

  • This is loads better than her usual attire. It’s still well within her wheelhouse, but it actually looks semi-tasteful, and it’s nice to see a cheerful print rather than metallic gold or leather or whatever she’s usually sporting. IN, because it’s a step in the right direction.

  • Out. I love the dress but the hair and makeup are horrible! 

  • joe_tey83

    It’s alright.

  • Christina Brennan

    Pleasantly surprised!  This is the best she’s looked in a while.  IN!

  • drdirection

    I love that dress…on someone else, perhaps me.  That hair and make-up?  HID-E-OUS

  • Sue_Asponte

    No cutouts, no lace? It’s downright classy.
    Insanely tight, but kind of awesome. In. (Pretending not to see the hair.)

  • tired_mommy

    In–super cute. Would have loved to see it on somebody else–January Jones? Nicole Kidman?

  • Her hair is, as always, a mess, but that’s a good-looking dress.  And I like the simple pumps.

  • Sophie Collier

    Well… it works for her.  Her face is greasy, as usual, but the dress and shoes are nice.  IN

  • The dress is a total OF COURSE for her, but there’s no denying she’s got the body for it. Graded on a curve: IN, but that hair has got to go soon.

  • Hhhope

    The hair is FUG, the make up is morning-after, but the dress is bangin’ hard, so I give her a tepid IN.

  • nannypoo

    Cute dress but she looks like a hooker anyway.

  • thebitterkitten

    her make up and floral explosion boobs are scaring me…out!

  • marilyn

    OUT.  The dress is too tight, and everything else is dated.  She is too old to be going for the blonde college girl look.  Also, that is so 1970’s.  The tan is too much, the hair is too bright and wild, she just looks outdated.  By the way-is that hair color suicide blonde?  You know, that hair color that reeks of desperation to keep the late teens/early 20’s look long afterwards. 

  • prettybigkitty

    IN.  This coulda been a work if she had a little less hair, and a little more room to move.

  • DominoEstella

    It looks much better on the boy shaped model.  Also, her makeup is terrible, either that or she has terrible lip implants.

  • I think it’s the best she’s looked in ages, but that’s not the same as giving it an IN. Which I guess I just did. But only because I like the dress that much.

  • elleg929

    OUT – the pattern looks like it’s holding on for dear life.

  • butterflysunita

    IN. Actually think she looks great.  Love the dress.

  • librarygrrl64

    For anyone else, OUT. For her, IN. The best I’ve seen her look in quite a while.

  • RebeccaKW

    In.  A small one.  I do like the dress, but I also wish it was a size bigger.  However, it’s not see through or short enough to be a shirt.  She’s not wearing silly putty platforms.  She does need different hair in general, but I think this look called for the hair to be pulled back.  The makeup is not helping her naturally hard and angular face.  But I don’t think she looks terrible.  For Fergie, this is pretty good.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    It….could be more offensive to the eye. But her face is scaring the daylights outta me. My god, that is a lot of surgery.

    IN, I guess. When even Fergie abandons nude platform pumps, you know they’re done.

  • girliecue

    She looks like an Arizona Iced Tea bottle. Out. 

  • cgoodsil

    I don’t know…I like the dress a lot, and I’m sure I’d like it better on someone else, but still IN. This is practically the best she’s ever looked, after all.

  • She has a very low hairline.  She needs something different.  I am always reminded of the story about Rita Hayworth having her hairline raised as part of the hollowood industry makeover.  It would really balance her face better.

    Next make it a rule that orange spray on tan is verbotten and I will be much happier 🙂

  • VicksieDo

    The outfit is great, but her head.  Sweaty, big hair, trying to look 18 — so out.

  • Corsetmaker

    It looks a lot better on her figure than on the straight up and down model. The band round the waist makes sense when it actually goes in.

    It isn’t too tight though. It’s a stretch dress, it’s meant to…well… stretch! I doubt very much there’s any shapewear involved, if the dress is as good quality as it should be then it should be the shapewear.

    IN – hair and make-up still tragic so she still cheapens it. But it’s the best I’ve seen her in a long, long time.

  • Julie Fountain

    Compared to how she usually looks this is pretty good, I think. In!

  • Nicole Chubb

    This is the best she’s looked in a while! I’m giving her an IN for improvement. She tries these harsh looks all the time, and although it’s definitely not the best it could be, she looks much better when she looks relaxed. She looks sweet and fun! And I don’t think I’ve ever said that about her.

  • The hair and makeup are suffering from a case of cougar-by-the-pool, but otherwise the dress is slammin’! Especially good in light of her track record. IN

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Cocktail waitress at a Tiki bar, yes? O-U-T.

  • sagecreek

    OUT. Love the dress, hate the hair. 

  • Tina_M

    Not really a Fergie fan. Sorry.

  • kimmeister

    In for the clothes.  The face is less harsh looking than it used to be.

  • NurseEllen

    A VERY begrudging IN for this.  Hate the hair, hate the orange skin, but she is one of the few people who could pull off this particular dress, and she actually does.

  • It’s almost an in for me, but the Shazaam! midriff and too much hair push it over the edge for me.  Out.

  • Aloha chlamydia bobble-head doll.

  • Amy Ellinger

    IN.  I have no idea how, but she looks comfortable and confident. and even with the fried hair, she’s so pretty 🙂 

  • demidaemon

    She looks like a bobblehead, no? I am also having a bad day and really not digging her make-up or hair. OUT.

  • mmc

    OUT, she can’t breathe.  I’ll go now and curl up in an unborn fawn fetal position because I have been consistently guessing WRONG on the shoe opinions for the last several weeks.  I was SURE TLo would hate these shoes and declare them BORING.  Gah!  

  • Out. It’s like a back Rorschach acid trip.Wow, there’s a sentence for you.

  • IN.  that’s really pretty nice for her.  and I think the print is really interesting. If that had been a solid, it would be OUT. 

  • I think this is the best she’s looked in a while. =/ Which…is probably not a good thing. But still an improvement! IN. 

  • Ya know, I’m actually a fan and I want it for myself. IN.

  • OUT.

  • AWStevens

    For Fergie this dress is awesome!  I don’t care for the target-like thing on her tummy but I forgive.  I’m a forgiver.  IN

  • Susan Walker

    Pretty dress and it was her birthday so I’ll give her an IN.

  • Out. She makes Givenchy look hookertastic and not in a gd kinda way… Bitch go easy on the fillers please. Thank you.

  • giiiirrrr

    IN, because it looks better on her than on the model and it’s a cool print.  Agreed about the tightness and the hair.  Honey, you’re hot and you’ll still be hot in something more chic.

  • Kirsten Henry

    out. scary.

  • kmk05

    Her face *cringe* It hurts to look at it.


  • rougeort

    O to the UT. Too tight.

  • plinkiedoodle

    Amazing from the neck down.  Neck up?  Not so great..

  • Oh so what if it is Givenchy, this whole look is tacky as hell.

  • jw_ny

    IN  (surprising myself by stating that! XD)

    Great dress…sure it’s tight, but the shape wear is doing its job and so I won’t fault her for that.  I agree that her hair is way too much…it’s out of control.  

  • Emmyllou

    My impulse is to blame Givenchy. It puts me in mind of Edina’s catch-all fashion excuse: “But dah-ling, it’s a LA CROIX!”

  • For a birthday in Vegas? Not too shabby, Fergster. I say In.

  • belfebe

    IN. Although her hair could be updated, this is the best I’ve seen her in ages. Positive reinforcement people! You go Fergie! Making progress girl!

  • Kate4queen

    IN, because I like the dress but not the hair. 🙂

  • cleep1000


  • TSkot

    She looks amazing!  IN

  • ringthing

    She looks cartoon-y anyway, the dress just adds to that overall impression.  She badly needs to update her image. OUT.

  • SatelliteAlice

    Should I fault her for her makeup and spray tan choices?  I think I will.  Out.  She doesn’t have to look that haggard.

  • For Fergie, I love this.  The soft long hair is waaaay better than the tight pull back she does alot.  She looks amazing in this dress and the funky print fits her vibe.  She’s packed in it, no doubt.  But that’s kind of her vibe too.  Better curves than the freakish flat robot model…

  • Synnamin

    IN! Love the dress on her. It’s more flattering on her than on the model

  • Why is everyone on about Fergie Freakshow in this Givenchy look when LaLa Vasquez Anthony wore it last week and Vogue misguidedly included it in their ’10 Best Dressed Look’ for w/e 4/2. With boobs one cup size shy of a pair of utters and adderall bloat this dress is not flattering. 

  • JuliaInBlack

    Yeah, it’s a little on the tacky side but I will award Fergs an in (small i, small n) just for the fact that there’s no bunching and rippling in sight.

  • OUT. Her hair ages her; even though she has the body to wear tight dresses, it doesn’t mean she should; and I’m just cranky. Go home and try again.

  • IN. Not my style but her body looks great. The hair has got to go, though.

  • Daenyx

    I am also inclined to shriek epithets at anything and everything she wears, because I’ve *never* seen a picture of her I thought looked anything but tacky, but this is… not bad?  For her?  I’d say IN, after the curve is applied.  

  • MzzPants

    It’s not pulling because it’s knit and, yes, her shape wear is doing it’s job.  This is a woman who shouldn’t have to wear such things under a garment.

    I like the dress, but she’s OUT.

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    Needs better makeup and please god do something with that hair.  I adore that dress though, so a wee little ‘in’ – but no more if she won’t clean things up.

  • Beardslee

    OUT.  Boring and trite fake blonde hair that washes her out and that dress is ridiculous on her – and that’s too bad because it’s a great dress.

  • Lisa

    It’s a better look for her, but still not great.  WAY too tight, and the makeup and hair need a lot of work.

  • Oh my god, she looks fantastic. I love the dress, and I think it needs someone with a body like Fergie’s to wear it. It looks like crap on the model. The shoes are fierce, and I love her hair, against my better judgment. So IN

  • cluecat

    OUT.  Wow, at first glance I thought she was a Real Housewife! 

    It’s so tight that it makes her boobs walleyed.  (That awkward sideways pose is what I do in the bathroom when I want to convince myself that my stomach is flat but I suspect she’s just trying not bust a seam by exhaling.)

    I like the print, and the shoes.  I like less make up on her but the sunset colors make her look a little infected.  The hair looks like it you would find it all over if she used your bathroom.  

  • This is a beach party look. Wavy, just dried hair, tan skin, swimsuit coverup… she needs a pair of flip-flops and a drink with an umbrella. Sadly, it seems she lost her way to the beach party and had to drop her drink, grab a photogs payless pumps, and fake it. OUT

  • I am just wondering if she ever exhales or sits down. I feel like it is impossible in her outfits to do either. Dress isn’t bad, but not saying much for being publicly photographed is it.

  • The molting ferrets cascading around her shoulders distract from the dress. Out.

  • quiltrx

    OUT.  I like the dress, but it’s too small.  The hair is hideous (Farrah meets Baywatch?), and her makeup looks half-assed.  Plus, she always looks like there’s not a thought in her head. Ugh.

  • colleenjanel

    In, but just barely. It’s a bold dress, and I like it. Sure it’s a bit tight, but she appears to have a much better body for the dress than the model does. What the hell is going on between the model’s waist and thighs? I can’t figure out the proportions. Her body looks oddly deformed around the sides. 

  • leave_Blake_alone

    I’ve never liked Fergie and NEVER given her an in, but y’know what? this gets an in. (maybe it’s just because I love birthdays)

  • Bozhi

    In.  I have to go in a different direction with this look, she’s partying in Vegas, and the rules are different.

  • I love the dress, but one size bigger would be great. Also, she looks so HEALTHY.

  • I hate you Fergie, and your Dr. Pepper commercials. I hate your hair. But IN. Great dress, girl.

  • It’s not completely see through, so it is down right demure for her. In. 

  • CatherineRhodes


  • BrooklynBomber

    Terrible, without being tragic. But still out.

  • Renaissance_Man_ATL

    IN!  Fabulous!  Love it!!!

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

       And Fergie is RARELY, if ever, Fab!

  • altalinda

    In, despite the hair.

  • IN – prefer dress on her than on model

  • Extremely OUT. It’s mainly because she looks like a Real Housewife and her skin and hair are too matchy-matchy, but it’s also partially because she had the gaul to ruin that dress for me.


  • i dont think the dress is bad, i think her hair and make up make it on OUT though.

  • Mary Pressler

    I am going to applaud this as a step in the right direction: neither her bra nor her upper thighs are visible.  And, BONUS, no nude pumps!  I’m gonna count that as an IN!

  • AwwwTrouble

    I actually mostly like it (the hair! not good!).  The colors are great, and she deserves major points for NOT wearing silly putty shoes.  I think she looks chic.  

    Can you have fun at your birthday party if you can’t breathe?  

  • ri_dic

    Wow- best I’ve seen her look in a long time!

  • unbornfawn

    She works?
    Points for color. Nice fit, even if it is skin tight. I sorta don’t like it, she needs some color on those lips. Somehow it is working for me…. I give her an IN.

  • Linderella

    Love the dress.  Hate the hair and makeup, both of which conspire to completely wash her out.  If she closed her eyes, I think her entire face would disappear.

  • J MN

    IN.  I think she looks great!  This is the best Fergie has looked in such a long time. The dress looks amazing on her and I don’t think she’s over tanned at all; she looks healthy and a little glowing.  Her hair looks clean and soft and I really like the look without the baby tarantulas on her eyes.  Very natural and pretty.  Total in for her birthday.   

  • What is wrong with wearing the correct size?  It seems like that is the problem with Fergie and Christina Agulara time in and time out- just have the correct fit!

  • lizajane1776

    In. Her makeup is actually looking quite fresh. And she looks better than the model in the dress.

  • TomBord

    indigestion now has a face. 

  • allj

    I don’t hate it… but I really don’t like it either. I don’t want to be uncharitable, but I think it’s an OUT. It’s a step in the right direction for her, but it’s not quite there.

  • StrandedFashionista

    It’s fresh and summery and it looks pretty good on her. IN.

  • another_laura

    In. Lovely and the accessories and hair/makeup are working.

  • Eck. Out. Partially on principle, partially for the hair, partially because the dress (while cute) is wayyyy too tight.

  • Anathema_Device

    Out. Dress is too tght. Faux tan is too faux. Hair is hiddy.

    Shame b/c that dress is pretty cool on its own.

  • Out because that Givency is some low rent McQueen

  • aristida_girl

    IN for the dress, although I wish she would stop whatever she’s doing to her face and go back to brunette, she looks so much better with dark hair.

  • I like the dress, but not on her at all. Not to mention it doesn’t fit, and it’s way too young for her. And her hair and orangey tan are a big no. OUT.

    edit: By doesn’t fit, I mean… obviously she has the kind of body that could make this kind of dress work, but I don’t like how it’s so tight I can see the outline of her underwear/foundational garments. She really doesn’t need to wear sausage casing to look sexy.

  • DinahR

    I really like her makeup here.  The dress is really cute and she looks good in it.  It’s too tight, but I expect unbreathable sizing from my Fergies.  I covet those shoes (and the dress if it came doubled the size) … IN

  • annamiklo

    Love the dress and the shoes are fine.  But OUT because the hair is legitimately eye-searing.  Awful in fact.  Ruins the whole look in my opinion.  It’s painful to see it.  OUT.  All because of the hair.  Depressing.

  • RzYoung

    IN, i’ve got no probs with the dress, i really like it. The hair is gross. Love the shoes

  • jjfg

    The dress is kinda Carmen Miranda, and it looks better on her than it does on the model, even if it is skin tight.   I don’t dig it but I don’t hate it.  But the hair… and the tan…  and those shoes with that dress…  Really?  She could have picked any color, any crazy shoe, and it’s blackheelspointytoes?  Out.

  • The flowers at her bust line are coming at ya in 3D (or maybe double D)

  • sherrietee

    It looks better on her than on the model.  Not sure if that’s saying all that much, though.  It’s okay.

  • In

  • serenitynow02

    Very small in, if only because she looks like she’s actually bathed. Doesn’t happen often.

  • Laura Rizzo

    i like it! the hair is a bit too much, for sure- she needs a sexy rumpled bob or an updated cut- but the colours and fit flatter her and she looks like she’s happy instead of sleep-deprived. IN

  • Larkin21

    I usually like long, thick, wavy hair. But it does look tired on her. LOVE the dress though. Giving her an IN.

  • ballerinawithagun

    In. I love that dress. Too much hair.

  • NatalieD28

    IN! I think she looks pretty good.

  • I really like the dress on Fergie- the model is shaped like a box from the waist down; it does not look good on her. IN.

    Not sure about that hair though- she obviously went for 3 packs of hair instead of just 2. Kind of over the blonde- maybe going a bit darker would help? I seem to remember her being rather pretty as a reddish brown…?

  • ChaquitaPhilly

    I suppose she’s got the effect she wanted but it’s still OUT! Love the colors but hate the dress.

  • Love the dress, and she looks fab. Come on, you know she’s gonna go with skin tight as long as her shapewear allows it, right? And the dress has a killa print! Her hair – she needs to tone that down, but overall I like it. After all, it’s her birthday – but I can’t envision her eating cake (or anything else) in that dress, right? :]

  • M Carlson

    She’s in, her hair is out. She needs to go to a rich brunette hue.

  • Out. That print reminds me of the cheap place mats I see at “Chinese Restaurants” back in the Pakistan/India. And her hair is always wrong. It’s either the same color as her skin (as pictured above) or way too dark. 

  • Allyson Wells

    You’re right- that is TOTALLY Jessica Simpson 2004 hair! I think the dress looks good on her though, especially compared to most of what we see her in…. IN

  • It’s Fergie, so I have to give  the dress an in. It’s skin-tight, but like you said, still looks like it fits. It’s loud, but it’s demure on the Fergilicious One. Her hair looks so god awfully cheap it’s kind of sad though.

  • In.

  • I like the colors on her, and it’s tight but not so tight that I feel sqeeezed in sympathy. So…in.

  • rowsella

    For Fergie, this is demure.  She should have done something with her hair.  Where is she? 

  • BazoDee

    IN -I love the colors. The length is spot on -even if it is super tight. She needs better hair and make-up though. 

  • The dress is in.  The face and hair are out.  And overall, that means out to me.

  • Jenny Martin

    IN. Yeah, it’s tight, but I love the print and I like it on her–it’s like a subdued, more classy version of the crazy that she usually wears. Her makeup is *almost* good. If only she weren’t uber shiny and wearing that weirdly orange-ish eyeshadow. Her hair is Jennifer Aniston/SJP levels of unchanging, but the color is great and her waves look wavy without being greasy or frizzy and I rather like it.
    So yeah. In for me.

  • I think it’s fab. So, IN. 

  • Out. Everything she wears looks so Housewives of Orange County tacky. 

  • granddelusion

    She rocks it! (Which is hard to do with such an ugly dress!) IN!

  • kat89

    Well…that puts the pregnancy rumors to rest…

  • In absoute agreement about the hair. Is there really only one hairstyle out in LA? I call this hairstyle the Real housewife. And is it just me or does she look like she has had some volume put into her face? Looking a bit pillowy…

  • vmcdanie

    In. Yes, the dress is tight and short but it does fit her well and it’s visually interesting. And she has to have an insane body to be able to pull it off. Respec’

    The hair is fried but is anyone looking at it? Besides T Lo and that’s their job. 

  • Liz

    I just can’t be interested in her or anything she does.  She even sucked the hotness out of Josh Duhamel.

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  • tsid2012

    Ugh, I just can’t stand her fashion sense.  Or lack there of.  This is just an ugly dress on her.  Is it just me or does this dress scream “Versace 1993”?  Too tight, the dress and her face.  Too loose, her hair and a couple of screws in her fashion brain.

  • Jessica O’Connell

    OUT. Way to ruin a nice dress by stressing the seams so much.

  • Cathy S

    I vote her in. I’m not digging the hair much but she’s looking incredible in that dress.

  • guest2visits

    I agree; if the dress were slightly looser, – it would give a more sophisticated vibe.
    Still a beautiful dress, she looks happy, and it’s a natural on her.

  • sid123

    she’s fergalishious

  • BayTampaBay

    In!  I like the dress and shoes.

  • lilazander

    I know patterns and ornametation is very in, but I didn’t realise the meat industry picked up for sausage casings. She has a banging body, no dubt, but she doesn’t seem to know her size, or for that matter allow herself be the size she is. Fergie, emrace your 2 or 4.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    I’d give her an IN – love the dress and it shows off her killer body without being too hoochy.  I might have paired the dress with shoes other than black, but the dress pulls so much focus, that might be risky.  The hair DEFinitely needs to go!  Still, more right than wrong.  IN

  • ElitheMonkey

    Love the print, but I would like it better on something other than a dress. A nice bag maybe?  I’m going to say a tentative in, because I’m grading on a curve. 

  • Louise Bryan

    In.  This dress needs a big personality to match it, and the big hair is okay with it.  She’s smooth and sassy and larger than life.

  • Allison Woods

    I like the dress, but I wish she’d go up a size–or three. As it is, it’s a tatooed sausage casing.

  • jcolli69

    Since it was her birthday, I’m giving her a pass. IN, but that shiny orange make up and Jessica Simpson hair aren’t doing her any favors.

  • saanrio

    Three words: Printed Stretch Dress.


  • OUT.  Zul, is that you?

  • Someone else did wear it first: La La Anthony. Neither one nailed it, unfortunately; I think it looks killer on the model.

  • The dress is so fabulous, I have to give it an IN, even though the hair wounds me.  And the shoes are killa.

  • lesmaha

    I think it’s an ugly dress, and she isn’t helping it. OUT.

  • ccm800

    well at least this time if she has a little stress incontinence – it will be framed. OUT (like every other damn time with this one)  

  • but every woman wants an angry jagged-toothed mouth sideways on their midriff, no? 


    gotta give it an out.  Ugly with a capital UGH.

  • bitterk

    The dress is IN, the shoes and hair and makeup is OUT.  Would have liked to see her hair pulled back and lighter pumps or high sandals