Sometimes, we really do think we’re doing God’s work here, kittens. Because we look at things like this:
Kelly Ripa attends the 10th Annual TV Land Awards in NYC in a Jason Wu dress.
Jason Wu Spring 2012 Collection
And we realize that these wretched little creatures who populate our red carpets (as well as the wretched little creatures who help dress them) are apparently struck completely blind or somehow relieved of their common sense whenever they put on a free dress. And hey, who wouldn’t be? Because…free dress. You would think the stylists would have the balls to tell a celeb when something doesn’t work for them, but they’re on the payroll and thus, like all smart employees, their mouths remain shut lest unpleasant truths emerge from them.
Kelly, we’ll say it, because the silly queen who dressed you wouldn’t: This is not your dress. Pack it up and send it to Michelle Obama or some other much taller ladystar who can pull it off.
[Photo Credit: Gary Gershoff/Getty Images, elle.com]