Fuzzy Hamm

Posted on April 19, 2012

We can’t get behind this one.

 

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt attend the Food Bank For New York City 2012 Can-Do Awards Dinner.

No, sir; we canNOT.

We have nothing against beards. On the right guy they can be incredibly hot and flattering. But Hamm, you are not that guy. You’ve got a profile and jawline most men would kill for. Why would you cover that up, Hamm? It’s like putting wallpaper on the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

This is all motivated by jealousy, of course. Especially since you don’t even have the decency to have a gray beard at your age. We were sporting Santa whiskers not long after our 30th birthdays. Those half-dozen white strands only taunt us.

Wipe that shit-eating smirk off your face, Westfeldt. We get it.

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Food Bank for New York City]

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