Coachella Ladies Part 1

Posted on April 16, 2012

Coachella! The music festival that also doubles as a red carpet! Is it fair to bitch about what the celebs are wearing here? Who gives a shit?

 

Diane Kruger

Wait. Didn’t they break up? Or is that some guy who just happens to look a lot like Joshua Jackson? And if so, isn’t that a little creepy? Is it as creepy as couples who dress in matching outfits?

This is cute, but we’re thinking those booties STUNK when she took them off at the end of the day.

 

Emma Roberts

Sisterhood of the Hideous Pants.

Fergie

Except for the fringe, this is almost chic.

This is not.

Kate Bosworth

 Another case of stank-boot.

 

Katy Perry

 Stank-boot, but at least her privates are getting a nice breeze.

 

Lea Michele

 This outfit is just begging for a cigarette burn or spilled beer.

 

Lindsay Lohan

 Stank-boot. But the outfit’s kind of cute and she looks almost … fresh?

 

Vanessa Hudgens

Honey, has your dress met Emma Roberts’ pants?

“If you’re going to San Francisco” stank-boot.

 

Offensive racial stereotype stank-boot.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, WireImage]

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  • Sobaika Mirza

    I’d like my smelly dingy shawls with a side of cultural appropriation, please. I so love it when they come together.

    *eye rolls all over the place*

    • http://www.facebook.com/josette.arvizu Josette Arvizu

       Yeah.  That last pic was gross.  My friends are at Coachella right now and one dressed in costume.  He cut a hole in a box and put it around his waist.  He wrote “amnesty box” on it after the Coachella practice of allowing concertgoers to leave their weapons and drugs at the gates with impunity.  Great joke.

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  • Paigealicious

    LiLo’s hair is looking better. It’s a start?

    Vanessa Hudgens needs to go away.

    • DinaSews

      I find the fact that Vanessa Hudgens is considered a celebrity offensive.

      • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

        I don’t even know who she is. And I feel better for it.

      • lovelyivy

        She is well-known for that one terrible set of Disney tv movies and being naked on the internet as a teenager. Does that really count as famous?

    • http://onebluetree.blogspot.com/ Sara L.

       But she just won Fug Madness!

  • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

    WTF is up with those boots everyone is wearing? I’d rather see those Hunter rain boots or even *gasp* Ugg boots. Those leathery things they are wearing make my feet feel slimy just looking at them.

    • Paigealicious

       People break out the Wellies for Glastonbury, so why not Coachella too?

      • Isadora Paiva

        Perhaps because Glastonbury is practically made of mud, and Coachella is in a freaking desert?

        • Paigealicious

           LOL oops, good point.

        • Synnamin

           sandals SUCK at Coachella, because the dirt gets everywhere

          • drdirection

            dirty feet that can be washed at home are better than boots with perma-stank

          • Synnamin

             not if the dust rubs your feet raw

          • Corsetmaker

            Not just dust either. Who knows what’s likely to be kicking around in the grass at a festival. Open toes not a good idea.

          • formerlyAnon

             Though if you wear appropriate SOCKS, your boots may smell o.k. Especially if you’re doing a VIP ticket version of the event.

    • MilaXX

       I think booties and gladiators are being predicted for the summer.

      • kimmeister

        If that’s true, I’m going on strike and wearing everything BUT booties and gladiators this summer.

      • Little_Olive

        It’s a question of balance -since you must show your thighs as close to your vajayjay as possible, you must make your legs look shorter with mid-calf high, 2lbs. a piece footwear. 

      • librarygrrl64

        I can get behind the gladiators (weren’t they “the new trend” a few years ago, too? that’s when I got mine…at Target…for a costume I was wearing in a show), but booties??? In SUMMER??? Can’t imagine anything less comfortable.

        • BrooklynBomber

          Shit, yes, gladiators were 3 years ago, and they’re back already??? 
          And wearing booties in summer is stupid, ugly, infuriating, mindless, ugly, and stupid.

          • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

            Tell me how you really feel!  =)  I joke because I love and my opinion of booties is the exact same.  Gladiator sandals are cute on NO ONE.  They especially are not the friend of those with big calves.

          • BrooklynBomber

            Yeah, I’m never fond of them. But booties worn in summer (as well as open toed booties at any time of year) are the height of. . .  well, I guess I already said it.

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3DWDLRZCK3MZICZKYJDR55MC4Y soren

            Gladiator sandals are super hot on gladiators.

          • librarygrrl64

            Word. And it was more than three years ago. I think I got mine in 2006!!! And if Target (and Payless) had them, the trend must have started even before. Ah, fashion cycles…. ;-)

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

            It’s true that at dusty, grimy music festivals, boots can be your friend – if nothing else to keep your toes from getting smashed by a drunk hippie. However, I’ve always gone w/my low-top Frye boots worn with very thin microfiber socks to wick the sweat and therefore, keep the stink down. However, platform booties with 5″ heels worn without socks will be (1) ankle-breakers and (2) sweat-filled, smelly cesspools.

          • TheOriginalLulu

            I don’t know, but the shoe of choice when I attended music festivals was a good, comfortable pair of sneakers, preferrably a pair that you have knocked around for a few years, so they’re already kind of dingy, worn with good cotton athletic socks to absorb the inevitable foot sweat.

            Of the above celebs, I think Kate Bosworth is dressed the most appropriately, except for the boots.

             

          • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

            and UGLY.

          • BrooklynBomber

            Oh, yes–that, too!

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sarah-Adams/1143985903 Sarah Adams

            Gladiators have been the latest, hottest trend at least three times since I was old enough to notice. Sheesh. These people have the memory of gnats.

    • Amanda DeBock

      Have you ever been to a music festival?  Your feet get stepped on pretty much the whole time.  Closed toe shoes are a must, and boots are even better.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

    Was it muddy? I’m confused by all the boots. 

    Diane Kruger is really quite beautiful. 

  • Jenna Kuhmann

    I don’t understand why everyone dresses this way at Coachella…why don’t they just dress in a t-shirt and jeans?

    • Lochery

      Too normal by half haha.

    • Pants_are_a_must

       Madam must be joking! This is COACHELLA, not some real-world rock concert situation!

    • rawrgrowlrawr

      Because all the hipsters feel the need to show off how “unique” they are.

      I say this as a hipster-type. My people are annoying. 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/UGFSSAYFPNER5HPV4GGZA3PMMQ Christiane

    I actually get the boot-wearing. Wearing cute little strappy flat sandals on that surface, by the end of the day, you have extremely dirty feet and they hurt. Ballet flats have no support, plus the dirt works its way in anyway. Tennis shoes are just too “meh.” With the little boots, you can wear little antimicrobial cotton socks and get some arch support. 

    The rest of the fashion choices, though (especially Vanessa Hudgens), yikes.

    • Isadora Paiva

      Personally, I think music festivals that are not on muddy ground beg for converse. Practical, stylish – and appropriate considering its mainly a rock festival -, when your feet are stepped on you don’t die of pain, and they aren’t stinky by the end of the day. Well, not as stinky as in boots, anyway.

      • librarygrrl64

        I wouldn’t mind a Doc (shoe or boot) or something similar. Docs would have been fine with most of the outfits I saw (here and elsewhere). If you want something dressier but still hygienic and sturdy, why not a closed-toe wedge with a 2-3″ height? The bootie is a hideous trend and I wish it would go away. I think they look stupid even on leggy supermodels. 

      • Rrroza

        Agree on the Converse. Or for a little more padding underfoot, there are any number of shoes from Merrill and Keen (to name just two) that would look cute and just right at a dusty festival,  protect your feet from hazards, and let yer dawgs breathe. 

      • amanda crow

         I love my Converse — for a few hours. Sadly, they have no arch support. Even when I throw Dr. Scholls pads in there, my feet would die after a weekend in them.

  • sarahofalessergod

    Oh, Vanessa Hudgens.  Thanks for making my feelings about you suddenly veer from indifference to virulent antipathy.

  • http://twitter.com/Lily1129 Lily

    I am so offended by Vanessa Hudgens. She skates the line a lot but this is just horrible.
    Anyone who actually attends music festivals should know better than those boots. Boots are fine (keep the feet clean where they would get dirty), but none of THOSE boots.
    Anyway, Coachella is always good for some nice cultural appropriation. *sigh*

    • Terence Ng

      Well, her father is part Irish and Native American, though I generally agree.

      • Laura Valentine

        Well, I’m also part Native American, but as I’m not tribally enrolled & have no NA cultural background, I don’t think I get a free pass on “playing Indian” jackassery just because one of my ancestors was Lenni Lenape.

  • http://twitter.com/annmartina Ann Harste

    Cult of the “trying too hard”

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    Vanessa needs to wash her face.

    • TheDivineMissAnn

      Yes. This.  The entire get-up is insulting and incredibly offensive to Native Americans.

      • Terence Ng

        Not that I believe she actively identifies with her Native American heritage or wore it to associate with her Native American heritage, but her father is part Irish and Native American.

        • TheDivineMissAnn

          If that is the case, then of course I owe her an apology.  It has apparently become de riguer for non-Native Americans to wear clothing that could be construed as belonging to a Native American tribe.
          I myself am not, but I have deep respect for their culture and think it is insulting and insensitive to be so indifferent to their feelings.

          • Sobaika Mirza

            I don’t think you owe her one, actually. What she’s sporting is a stereotypical depiction of Native Americans, not regalia that is actually associated with any tribe I know of. Also, she seems to be wearing a bindi. So with that, she seems to be including Indians.

          • Terence Ng

            No, I agree. I think that it’s much the same as Johnny Depp being cast as Tonto and it being legitimized due to his NA roots, though he hasn’t ever identified with his heritage enough to state for certain that his great grandmother was Native American or even know what tribe she belonged to.

            I do find this sort of thing offensive when it’s appropriated, and the line is only slightly shifted when it’s someone with heritage but who never actually identified with that heritage.

            It seems that Hudgens identifies with her Filipina heritage, though, so maybe she also has some sense of identity for her multi-racial background.

          • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

            Oh, that really does piss me off too. As if there aren’t plenty of talented Native American actors. Grr.

            And as for Vanessa…. all I can say is she is young. Hopefully in a few years she will be mortified. 

  • MilaXX

    I was ready to give all of these looks a pass. After all it’s an outdoor rock festival and in my mine close to a man on the street post. Then we get to Katy Perry and her sheer curtains, Lea Michelle continuing to be a try hard and everything Vanessa Hudgens wore.  So I guess I’m forgiving everyone except these 3.

  • Elizabeth Wakefield

    WTF to ALL of this!

  • Pennymac

    Cannot. catch. my. breath. laughing. too. hard….

  • Kayceed

    Is this what happens when celebrities dress themselves? My goodness, the..um… exuberance is quite bracing.

    • cheesebomb

      I think this is what happens when celebrities dress themselves thinking they would have been cool at Woodstock.

  • efishfan

    I’m sorry, but Joshua Jackson looks like his mommy dressed him.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/UGFSSAYFPNER5HPV4GGZA3PMMQ Christiane

      I have one word for Joshua Jackson: Garanimals.

  • kimmeister

    Lea Michele looks like she’s going to an entirely different event.  Perhaps the après-Coachella pool party?

    • Lori

      I actually wish that was the case because then there would at least be a good reason for it. Instead I suspect this is just another case of Lea Michele trying really, really hard to be cute. I’m increasingly convinced that she’s physically incapable of posing without making me want to smack her.

    • Spicytomato1

      She looks like she made a wrong turn on her way to the country club disco festival.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      She’s probably making a promotional appearance in the VIP area. I doubt she actually hung out with the common folk, listening to music.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

      A pool party / baby shower

  • dress_up_doll

    I’m really hoping for a Zooey Deschanel pic in Part Deux.

  • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

    I’m sorry, but Lindsay Lohan only looks fresh from the neck down.  I’m afraid she’s “fixed” her face beyond repair.  Although the hair color is a definite improvement.  And Lea, it’s not a red carpet.  Stop with the obvious posing.

    I kind of liked all the little leather booties?

  • padma s

    Is there some sort of rule where you are not allowed in unless you look a bit like a homeless hippy?

    Vanessa Hudgens, I’m looking at you. And maybe Emma Roberts too.

  • DominoEstella

    I am ok with Diane and Kate, maybe even envy their ability to look casual and cute.  Lea Michelle looks like the attention seeking slutty girl that all the boys run from because she’s such a psycho.
     

  • guest2visits

    O. My. God.  Is it possible that only Lindsay Lohan wore something appropriate, relaxed, appealing, and NICE, ?
    It’s like every celeb got the bulletin on what to wear, right down to the ugly booties. Talk about trying too hard to be…cool ? What ?
    Kate Bosworth’s outfit might have been cute, but the too short shorts didn’t flatter skinny-legs and then there were
    those booties again.

  • lesmaha

    wow, that was a really sad set of pics….

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Coachella, where hipsters and faux-hippies mate in a disgusting haze of grass stains and angel dust.

  • Little_Olive

    Should be called Crotchella music fest. 

    And aww… I’d still call an “of course” on Lea’s outfit. It was never more suited. 

  • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

    coachella used to be cool.

    • rawrgrowlrawr

      My friends sold their tickets because they think it has become too “mainstream” and that too many people go to promote an image rather than listen to the music. I thought my friends sounded like assholes, but after looking at these pictures, I fear they may be right.

      • amanda crow

        The music is still there. The only people more annoying than the “mainstreamers” at Coachella are the people that forsake artists they like to make a statement about being not-mainstream.

        • rawrgrowlrawr

          That’s exactly why I said my friends sound like assholes, though I completely understand the annoyance that occurs when something you genuinely love becomes trendy.

          • amanda crow

             No, I totally get it too. I’ve noticed a change in the attendees in recent years, but since it really is about the music for me, I can’t bring myself to be bothered by the people that go there.

            And in retrospect I may have snarked at you (the messenger) a bit, so thank you for not taking my comment badly!

  • BrooklynBomber

    WTF is this, the Coachella Booties Festival?

  • Sara Tenenbaum

    “Wait. Didn’t they break up? Or is that some guy who just happens to look a lot like Joshua Jackson?” DON’T TEASE US. THAT’S NOT NICE. HE’LL NEVER LEAVE HER CUZ SHE’S GORGEOUS AND AWESOME AND I’M JUST GOING TO SIT ON THE COUCH AND WATCH FRINGE AND *CRY* OKAY?? (and i don’t care if they match, he looks good enough to eat and she’s painfully pretty.)

  • Little_Olive

    I’d pay to see how Vanessa sat in her stockings. I bet they rolled down in a second. 

  • hac51

    Dressing like a hippie is a little silly, but dressing like a hippie when you otherwise NEVER dress like a hippie is ridiculous.  Unless it’s Halloween.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PRM766RS56X25A5742XLACK2LM Sam

       I assume you’re talking to everyone other than Hudgens, she always dresses terribly!

      • hac51

        Oh, absolutely.  *sideeyes Katy Perry*

  • Synnamin

    After one day at Coachella, I, too, moved away from jeans and a t-shirt to flowing hippy clothes and boots. Why? Because it’s flippin’ HOT out there and you really want clothes that catch the breeze. The boots are preferred over low sneakers and sandals because they keep the dust out. So I give all of these celebs a pass. Except for Vanessa. Seriously, gurl, what the hell were you thinking?

  • http://profiles.google.com/dandesun Erika Schultze

    Everyone’s wearing boots because it rained in California this weekend. It even hailed along the Central Coast where I live. Southern Californians really don’t know how to deal with rain that well. Especially if they have to dress for it because they’re going to some outdoor festival. And California rain is not like a summer shower along the East Coast. It’s winter weather in SoCal. The rain is cold so it’s not something you’re going to throw your flip flops on to go dance around in.

    Lea Michelle’s ‘I have to pee’ pose irritates the hell out of me. It irritates me whenever any starlet does it. She looks so off balance in that photo I wish an errant wind would blow her over.

  • janedonuts

    Here’s the thing about the boots. It’s really really dusty there, and it was supposed to rain all weekend, so boots made the most sense. It’s also not a dry heat, so your feet don’t stink as much as they would if you were wearing them in a humid climate.

    And on that note, Leah Michele’s outfit was top to bottom stupid.

  • j_anson

    Re: the boots: you wear little socklets and, if necessary, some kind of odor-killing insert. It’s manageable.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I can pretty much guarantee that there will be no red carpet at Bonnaroo.  But plenty of people and their boots will stink, before it’s all said and done.

  • Nelliebelle1197

    I still think Lea Michelle only deserves “of course”

  • Bozhi

    Vanessa is losing her cute looks at a young age, she must still be in her early 20′s, and she is gaining weight. 

  • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

    Haha stank boot.
    I will never understand why people wear boots with shorts or dresses when it is clearly upwards of 80 degrees. Have they not seen the amount of cute sandals that are available?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/C5O2COGSKEZUVAU6HQ3Y54YN7Y lübbi

       I always wear boots at festivals, and not those silly little booties either. Sturdy steel-toed ones that keep my feet and ankles safe in a crowd and moshpit. I’d rather have stinky feet at the end of the day (and seriously, my feet stink no less in trainers/sneakers) than get hurt in a way that might ruin the rest of the festival for me.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    Vanessa Hudgens those are not your thigh highs…good gawd..

  • Claire Stanton

    Lea Michele looks to be wearing clothes from a photo shoot she did a while ago.  Are we sure it’s recent?  Maybe she just decided to stick with the look.  White seems impractical for an outdoor concert, though.

  • alyce1213

    Lea Michele:  Must she always feature boobs and cootchie?  Gosh, I just want to unplug her.  She might have gotten a few points for not wearing stank-booties, but I sure hope she didn’t walk beyond the cement in her ill-chosen wedgies; they can be very wobbly on grass and earth.  Then again, grass stains would be fun!

    Katy Perry?  WTF with the ugly, puffy-sleeve sheer nightgown? An atrocity.  

    Vanessa Hudgens: Consistently offensive, sartorially and now culturally.  (For a moment, I thought the picture in shorts was Snooki.)

    On a positive note, Lindsay Lohan looks so much better. It’s amazing what the right hair color, a non-skanky dress and some clean living (we hope) can do.  I love her pretty green bag.

  • http://needtherapy.tumblr.com/ skadi1

    What IS with all the boots?
    I think Diane clearly wins here. Everyone else looks ridiculous or inappropriate.

  • Pinup Ghoul

    Katy and Vanessa: you’re both absolutely stunning women with lovely figures not often seen in Hollywood, so why would you want to wear clothes that deliberately hide that or commit crimes against it? You’ll never read this, but your mirrors should be enough to tell you.

  • nannypoo

    I have never heard of this event so I don’t know why they need to change their clothes so often just to be outside. I also don’t know why they are dressed like hippies. Is it some kind of theme party? 

    When the most attractive and best dressed person at your event is Lindsay Lohan you should probably rethink your guest list. Vanessa Hudgens should be ashamed of herself.

  • http://twitter.com/stopENtalk Brittany Johnstone

    high-waisted denim cut-offs definitely make the list for least flattering clothing item ever. Instant belly bulge and awkward thigh length. Yuck.

  • http://twitter.com/yankeefoxtrot Alex McGeagh

    Why…what…how…with all the boots/booties?! Gross, indeed. Not only are they ugly but why are they all wearing them? Did someone send out a memo that “If you’re a starlet you must wear booties” or something?! So weird.

    • sleah_in_norcal

      lea is the only one who didn’t get the stank boot memo.  if it was me i’d be barefoot on that green grass.

  • EEKstl

    This ain’t no Woodstock or CBGB indeed.  

  • http://twitter.com/DarthJaeda Jaeda Laurez

    What was Lea Michele thinking- why on earth would you wear that to Coachella lol? She looks wildly out of place. This is a place for messy side ponytails/fishtail braids and deliberately casual/messy clothes. She looks like she’s headed to Jamba Juice after she meets up with her gal pals at on the boardwalk lol. 

    Everybody else? We always talk about dressing for the event, and they fit the crowd and the scene. Except that last Native thing-wtf?- I pretty much liked it all. Katy Perry’s sheer sausage dress as a notable exception. 

  • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

    Fergie has never looked so relaxed as in her 1st photo.

  • JMansm

    Does anyone else watch the “Sh*t Fashion Girls Say”/”P’Trique” videos. In one of them he says “Every girl at Coachella looks like Pocahontas went to Burning Man.” HOW CORRECT. 

  • Stefanos Mantyla

    Dude… this blows.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ZFKRECRF5BOBWB4RXAJGI4D6KA mmc

    Shockingly awful.  

  • butterflysunita

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  • LesYeuxHiboux

    Katy Perry’s take on hippie festival wear cracks me up, like a lot of things she wears. I think Vanessa Hudgens body is changing now that she is done growing, and she hasn’t taken notice and applied it to her dressing yet. No excuse for that dime-store Tiger Lily get-up. Reminds me of my first-grade Halloween costume.

  • marilyn

    You nailed it. 

    Please keep in mind, They sell corndogs and slurpees here.  How in the world would someone dress for this event in style?

  • Bozhi

    Kate Bosworth looks great. And that guy is the perfect accessory for the look.

  • mom2ab

    You know its bad when Lindsay Lohan is the best of the lot…

    • janetjb

      Lindsay.  Who would have thought that was possible?

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      I must admit that LiLo looks pretty good here.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Best laugh of the day! And you don’t even have to say anything (although “stank boot” is priceless), because the outfits speak for themselves.

  • estella_nyc

    STANK-BOOT!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   

    thanks guys, I needed that laugh. :)

  • OhSayNow

    I totally agree that couples in matching outfits are creepy. My brother and sister-in-law often wear matching t-shirts and it drives me crazy. When ever I see them dressed like that I end up with a headache from trying to keep my eye-rolling at bay.

  • SapphoPoet

    Wow, so I guess tacky outfits aren’t limited to all the college students I see every day. 

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    Oh, lord – shut up Vanessa Hudgens.

  • Judy_J

    When I see Lea Michele, I have images of her in front of a mirror, practicing her poses, ’cause lord knows, she’s never caught on camera unless she’s perfectly posed.

  • miagain

    What the hell is with all the short boots??

  • Anathema_Device

    I love you two bitches to death. Stank boot, indeed!!

    Fergie got it right with the maxi dress. That’s what I’d wear in a crowded, ungodly hot concert environment.

  • sashaychante

    I think boots and dresses/shorts are a very California thing.  Coachella is a desert, so it gets hot during the day.  I live in AZ and would not wear boots with a dress this time of year….too hot. 

  • Spicytomato1

    I don’t get the compulsion from these celebs to make a fashion statement at this event. Everyone seems to be trying to hard to achieve a certain level of hippie chic…a look that’s not supposed to require this much thought, calculation and pretentiousness.

  • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

    Wow – glad to see Lindsey has almost red hair again.  She never made a good blonde.  Never.

  • bailey debruynkops

    having partaken in many a music festival myself, if you wear a different pair of boots each day (and/or switch it up at night) and OF COURSE wear socks, thennnnn there is no such case of stank-boot to be had.

  • Rand Ortega

    Re: LiLo. So much plastic surgery (& she’s what? 25/26?) I thought it was Rose McGowan w/ a dye job.
    Vanessa Hudgens needs a job, pronto. She’s obviously got a lotta time to think up horrific & bigoted get ups.
    Katy Perry looks like a sausage trying to hide under a doily w/ some of the casing peeled off.
    Kate Bosworth & Lea Michelle are the only celebs who look chic & didn’t take the spirit of the event to ridiculously ugly extremes.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    What the Hell???  Is this some sort of competition to see who can wear the most ugly outfit?  And what the hell is up with all those stank boots?  Oh, BTW, LiLo only looks “fresh” because you can’t see her eyes.  Its all in the eyes, boys.

  • TieDye64

    Wow, you know it’s bad when Vanessa H.’s idiotic “look” makes you completely forget about how ridiculous Katy Perry looks. Girl needs a good shaking to bring her to her senses and then sent home to change. Beyond tacky.

  • DCSheehan

    Vanessa H needs to stop doing whatever drugs she’s doing. I am assuming she is on drugs because only that could explain those outfits she’s wearing. Or that she is crazy.

  • Jennifer Taylor

    So since all the celebrities went last weekend does that mean this weekend will be celebri-douche free for me?

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Want. Those.

  • iCouture

    Vanessa Hudgens is really tragic, isn’t she??!  I never see her looking good… in anything!

  • http://twitter.com/karenrubyleo Karen

    how desperate for attention is Vanessa Hudgens?

  • sleah_in_norcal

    in one of the fergie photos and a few others, it looks like they have the celebrities in a fenced off area, sort of like in the zoo.

  • Roman000

    Well as a Native American man myself I find it kind of sad that people automatically find offense with any type of NA attire or pattern or accessory and deem it bigoted regardless of whose wearing. It’s bad enough that various tribes live in poverty on the Reservations across the country; now our art and quilts, and clothing are being seen as “offensive” and no one can appreciate it anymore without being used of racism. I guess I’m being thin-skinned about this issue but that’s how I feel.

    Moving onto VHud; I don’t personally find the headdress she’s wearing as offensive (I can’t really tell what tribe the headdress is inspired from). I think what makes if offensive IMO is the warpaint (?) on her face and the bindi (is that what she’s wearing?) she has on with the headdress and paint. You can wear whatever type of NA pattern or accessory or clothing you want, but PLEASE don’t slap on warpaint to “complete the look”.

    • In_Stitches

       I like to call that the difference between being ‘racial’ and ‘racist’. 

  • tonibaloney

    Teeheeheeheehee “stank boot”! *snort* 

  • Jennifer Weinstein

    Stankboot!   LOLOLOLOLOLOL  You guys crack me up!!!

  • JMansm

    I’m sorry but if I was a woman dressing for this event, I would be in FLIP FLOPS (MAYBE a cute pair of sandals or flats as an alternative) – I don’t care if my feet got all hacked up from them at least they would be able to breathe, cute shorts and some kind of printed, flowy, racer back or braided tank top with a vest or a hoodie for if it got cold, topped off with a loose fishtail braid and some fun but light jewelry. These bitches are making things FAR too complicated. 

  • Laura Valentine

    I think it’s the warpaint and the armbands and the faux-Pocahontas dress that take Hudgens over the line into skeevy “playing Indian” territory.  Just a headdress, or just the dress, or just face paint, or just any-one-thing seems like it would be OK, maybe kind of fun? But all together, it’s very “I want to be an Indian Princess for Halloween LOL”, and just…no.  NO.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Angelica-Smith-Mertens/150401222 Angelica Smith Mertens

    Loved LoHo’s cigs in her purse!  She may be a tad skank for me but at least she’s not afraid to show the cigs like most in Hollywood!

  • leah besson

    where is lea micelle?  the resort at coachella?

    • formerlyAnon

       No doubt one of the VIP pens/enclaves. I don’t know about Coachella, but at most of the big festivals you can spend 5 or 6 times the going rate for a ticket for access to VIP amenities – stage side or sometimes on stage seating, air conditioned or at least misted tents, free cold drinks, etc. Austin City Limits does local celebrity chef buffets as well, I believe.

  • Lilak

    As usual, looks like Miss Bosworth took assembling her little outfit & accessories verrry seriously.   

  • quiltrx

    That might be the ugliest thing Katy Perry has ever worn, with the worst fit.  Everyone looks like they don’t give a shit, except Diane, who looks like she forgot her pants.

  • lilazander

    The most annoying post ever (due to the persions featured!).

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sarah-Adams/1143985903 Sarah Adams

    Thank you for calling out the Hudgens outfit. I LOVE Katy Perry’s outfit because it has to be parody – she’s obviously mocking the whole “we’re at Woodstock” look that all the rest of them are going for. I’m to young to remember Woodstock, but I remember the stories from my parents’ generation. They’d all roll their eyes as this so hard they’d get a headache. 

  • prettybigkitty

    ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!   Seriously, wtf?   I must not have received the message that the 70s on the reservation is in right now.  

  • Rrroza

    I like Fergie’s first outfit. The fringe is great for a festival.

  • ChaquitaPhilly

    Been there, done that!
    Oh, by the way I AM NEVER, EVER going to think that wearing underwear as clothes is a good idea.
    Sometimes (only sometimes) your Mother was right.

  • siriuslover

    Vanessa Hudgeons, WTF?

  • AwesomeMargie

    I almost mistook Katy Perry for Cher!

  • ZnSD

    Lindsay looks freshly injected maybe. Her lips are about to explode.

  • I’ve Got Rocks In My Bed

    KILL IT! KILL IT ALL WITH FIRE!!!

  • amanda crow

    I really don’t get the “stank boot” comments. Do none of you wear socks? Or wash your feet? And yes! I am one of the stinky-feet tribe. But my boots are unscathed.

    Also, Coachella weekend 1 was actually on the colder side (for Coachella.) Temperatures ranged between 50 and 85 degrees (on one day, at the absolute hottest. The average was closer to 72.) It was pretty optimal boot weather. I imagine we’ll be seeing more sandals from the upcoming weekend.

  • toni inskeep

    That last picture….infuriating beyond measure. That is a culture being paid no homage to, not a fashion trend.