Claire Danes in Preen
Miss Claire takes the Frankendress to new heights.
Claire Danes attends the premiere of HBO’s “Girls” in NYC in a Preen dress.
Preen Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Marie Piovesan
This is when the red carpet commenter comes up against a true moral dilemma. Do we go straight for the jokes and say that this is a psychological condition in dress form? A sartorial form of MPD? A cry for help? What Snow White’s dress really looked like after those mice made it for her? (Or is that Cinderella? One of those bitches.) Or do we hold her fragile ego gently in our hands like a baby chick as we kindly offer minor critiques and advice for future red carpet appearances?
Oh, hell. There’s no critique to be made here, other than, “Never wear this dress again.” Sorry, Claire. We don’t want to be held responsible for scaring you away from bold choices, but there’s nothing to recommend here, girl. You look like you were kidnapped by an insane dressmaker.
[Photo Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images, elle.com]