We are very, very confused.
You see, Claire Danes is stylish and wears clothes well. ASOS sells pretty clothes. So why is Claire Danes on the cover of ASOS magazine dressed like a 50-year-old lesbian bartender in Key West?
Claire Danes featured in the May 2012 issue of ASOS magazine photographed by Danielle Levitt.
And hey, we love 50-year-old lesbian bartenders, but they don’t normally wind up modeling clothes on magazine covers. They do, however, make very good cocktails.
If it was like sexy-butch androgyny we’d be all over that, but she literally looks like she should be either riding a bike in a PRIDE parade or washing her car. Very strange styling choices for a retailer to make.
[Photo Credit: Danielle Levitt for asos.com]