Alexander Skarsgard in Dolce&Gabbana

Posted on April 05, 2012

Dammit. We took one look at these pictures and thought we had an easy, “Here you go ladies; man meat!” kinda post. But then he had to go and set off a couple T Lo OCD points and now we have to criticize him instead.

No, really. We have to.

 

Alexander Skarsgard attends the premiere of “Battleship” in Japan in a Dolce&Gabbana suit.

Bleh. What’s the point of wearing a frigging Dolce & Gabbana suit if you’re going to style it to look as bland and inoffensive as possible? What’s wrong with a crisp white shirt and a tie with blue notes in it to play up your eyes, Alexander? Is that just too standard for you? Too bad. At least you won’t look like someone playing the personification of “Dust” for a Swiffer commercial.

Also the fit all over is a little off, but especially in the pants. Tsk. Pure “pulling a Jolie” here.

[Photo Credit: Koki Nagahama/Getty Images]

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