Look, don’t start with us. We have no idea who any of these people are either.
Cute. We wouldn’t mind that jacket.
Amandla Stenberg in Tony Ward
Not really loving the mustard yellow sash, but those shoes are ADORABLE.
Ariel Winter in Cynthia Rowley
Like a lampshade in a little girl’s room. Cute, though.
Ashley Tisdale in Kymerah
From the Carrie White collection. Hiddy dress; hiddy shoes.
Oh, son. We hope you’ve learned a powerful lesson about how putting your hands in your pockets ruins the line of your skinny pants. Otherwise, good job.
Lorenzo wants this outfit. Tom is doubtful he can pull it off.
What’s with all the powder-colored shoes on the men? And when we say “men,” we of course mean “milk-whiskered twinks.” Not a bad look, but the proportions look a little awkward.
All the credit in the world for giving it a shot, but … no.
Heidi Klum in Roland Mouret
“HELLO, YOUNG STARS! I’M MILFTASTIC!!!!”
Isabella Fuhrman in Jason Wu
She’s the age and the type who could pull this look off but the proportions feel weird. Like the shorts are a size too small and the top is just a skosh too big. Also, those shoes are a visual representation of pain.
Jada Pinkett Smith (in Catherine Malandrino), Willow Smith (in Chanel), and Jaden Smith
The kids look adorable and appropriately embarrassed by their mother.
Jada, it’s a different world from where you come from.
Preppy never really goes away, does it? He’s suited to it.
Josh, little guys should shy away from the cuffed jean. It only makes you look littler.
Katy Perry in Gerlan Jeans
Kelly Osbourne in Tony Ward
Also cute. We still hate the shade, but we like her hair like that.
But the little goddess should look into shoes with a little color to them. Just sayin’.
Kristen Stewart in Stella McCartney
Honey, let Lily Collins attempt the Snow White-esque royal blues. Not that this looks bad on her, but we kind of want to slap her stylist for the bridesmaid shoes.
Miranda Cosgrove in Porter Grey
Simple and chic.
Molly C. Quinn
Got lost on her way to the hoedown, apparently.
Sarah Hyland in Myne
Chic, but perhaps a little too much so for an event where Katy Perry is dressed like something you get out of a gumball machine.
Selena Gomez in Dolce & Gabbana
She can get away with a belly top at an event like this, but this is kind of an ugly outfit, no? She looks like a cocktail waitress at a theme casino.
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