WERQ: Dita Von Teese in Hervé L. Leroux

Posted on March 14, 2012



Dita Von Teese attends “Feu” by Christian Louboutin VIP Premiere at Le Crazy Horse in Paris in Hervé L. Leroux. Shoes and bag by Christian Louboutin.

You betta WERQ that bod, Miss Lady!

And tell blue-eyes you’ll snap his hand off at the wrist if he doesn’t keep it to himself. Fierce bitches don’t take that shit, Miss Dita.


[Pixplanete / PR Photos]

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  • Diane_G

    What I wanna know is how she keeps those puppies up! Of course her hair and makeup are perfect, as usual. 

    • siriuslover

      and her boobs! They are in perfect alignment in that dress.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      theyre made out of plastic*, they stay up by themselves.

      [*used as a metaphor for artificial.]

      • BarniClaw

        Yeah, I can’t get far enough past those to give her a WERQ. Gorgeous dress, gorgeous woman, but all I can really see are her fake boobies. I’m sure that’s just my own issue!

        • Lori

          I can assure you that it’s not just your issue. Breasts that incredibly, obviously fake kind of freak me out.

        • greyhoundgirl

          Nope.  Not just your own issue!

    • sleah_in_norcal

      i was trying to imagine how a bra might be built into that dress.  but, true, they do look pretty artificial in some shots.

    • Yes, she got implants a few years ago.

      • Glammie

        Ah, I was wondering.  I remember earlier pix of her looking natural, but these have that classic half-grapefruit foob look.  Shame–I thought her natural breasts were in proportion

      • ohayayay

        Actually, I think she’s on record saying she got them when she turned 18 or so – around about the time she dyed her hair black and went full-on glamazon.

        • sweetestsith

          I think I read that she got them post-drug years (no idea of her age)? If I remember correctly she talked about having a fabulous natural figure, went crazy with drugs, messed up her body, then implanted, tweaked and tucked it into the shape she has now. Or something like that.

        • Pinup Ghoul

           I think she’s had them redone recently, or maybe it’s just the cut of the dress and the lighting. I don’t remember them looking quite that round.

          Fake or not, girl looks AMAZING as usual. But I don’t care if people get surgery or not, as long as it looks proportional, and I think Dita’s absolutely does. Sure, they’re big and she’s small, but there are millions of women out there like that, both natural and enhanced. And I love that she’s so open about it and encourages others to not be ashamed of theirs. And I’m not saying this last part in a reply to you, ohayayay, just as a general statement.

      • Bummer. although I wouldn’t be opposed to a lift.

  • Geno Boggiatto

    Dita deserves a Lifetime Achievement WERQ. She never turns it off!!!!

  • Judy_J

    Guess I’m just an old fogey.  That dress makes her breasts look like two softballs were glued to her chest.

    • serenitynow02

      I was thinking grapefruits myself. Those are not breasts the way Mother Nature intended them.

      • oohsparkley!

        Isn’t it strange how you never hear the hetero guys complaining about how fake enhanced boobies look?  Probably not strange at all, just hard-wired. “Hard” tee hee.

        • I wish some straight guy would explain how a guy can pay for his girlfriend’s implants and then get so turned on by them all the while knowing they are just two bags of silicone (or whatever they use now).

        • sweetestsith

           Depends on the guys I think, I’ve heard roughly equal complaints & compliments regarding bolt-ons in the 25 & up group. Though to be fair, they often can’t tell by looking, and just hate the way they feel… lol

        • Laura Valentine

          I hear it all the time.  Not sure what het guys you are hanging out with that don’t have that discussion — I can tell you the boob realness preferences of many of my male friends (one prefers them, several don’t mind, and all the married guys claim to like them real — but all their wives are real so it would be madness for them to say otherwise, I suppose.)

        • fallen_ikon

          My husband actually does complain about them. He thinks they look weird..I’ve heard his guy friends say similar things, too, so not all straight guys dig the fake boobs.

      • AthenaJ

        True, natural ones would not be defying gravity like that. However I’m not too put off by Dita’s because they’re not massive and ridiculous… unlike some others we’ve seen!

        • filmcricket

          Yeah, I think that’s the thing. They’re obviously fake when she’s wearing something like this, but they’re not clownish, or out of proportion to the rest of her figure. So most of the time she just looks like she’s got on tremendous underclothing.

          And I mean hell, for a professional burlesque performer, they’re practically a business expense. I wonder if she was able to write them off on her tax return!

          •  THey have an artificial look, but that’s her look in general and she pulls it off.

          • Pinup Ghoul

             I imagine that it could also be the lighting and the cut of the gown. The lighting is pretty severe here, so every bump and mound is going to be in higher contrast, I think.

        • buildmeatower

           Yeah, that’s why I don’t mind hers. I’m basically resigned to enhancements on my celebrities at this point, so  just the fact that they’re not what she was born with isn’t enough to annoy me. She was smart and got nicely shaped, proportionate ones, so it works for her. Besides, I think Hell will freeze over before I criticize Miss Dita. [Why yes, she is one of my very, very few exceptions. ~grins~]

  • NurseEllen

    I wonder if the Mounties travel with her, or if they were provided by the management of Le Crazy Horse.  Anyway…….C’est Magnifique!

  • Joyce VG

    *SWOON*! Now THAT’S how you wear a dress like that.

  • Laurie Bergman

    Holy dang, she is otherworldy.  Here is a woman who can pull off the abdominal cutouts.  WERQ indeed.

  • I wish it had more color, but her body looks amazing.

  • LittleKarnak

    Damn! I need some smelling salts…….

  • sleah_in_norcal

    i just hate that color!  she’s one of the only girls in the world who could make that werq.

    • filmcricket

       Agreed. Tired of the dirty dishwater “colour” everywhere.

  • sarahofalessergod

    Meh.  Honestly, take away the on-display babyheads and add a slit, and it’s basically Lea Michele’s atrocious Versace dress from the SAG awards. And I really hope the dudes started singing Monty Python’s Lumberjack Song after the photo op ended.

    • I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!

      • Whever

        I sleep all night and I work all day!

    • MilaXX

       He’s a Lumberjack and he’s okay….

  • the faux Mounties with their duck lips and their limp… hats are making this Canuck very sad.  Real Mounties are smokin’ and not that hard to come by!!!

    • schadenfreudelicious

      a fellow Canuck concurs, those are the most painful looking faux mounties ever, yikes…i’ve seen better at the local detachment!

      • schadenfreudelicious

        i was referring to the men, tho the other “faux mounties” are also rather painful looking 🙂

    • Adriana_Paula

      If you’ve got extras, please send them down to Idaho!

    • I agree! The blondish one is wearing way too much foundation (!), and the other one just looks REALLY stoned.

    • akprincess72

      Plus REAL mounties have better tailoring & don’t have floppy hats.   Our AK State Troopers have a similar style.

  • BazoDee

    The front looks amazing! I generally don’t like the wrap around, side cut-out look, so I’d love to see it from the back. 

  • serenitynow02

    I don’t know. The color makes it look like bandages over fake boobs. Not feeling the WERQ here, though I think she’s beautiful. I might like the dress in another color…

  • beebee10

    DITA!! you is one fierce Diva. 

  • She. Never. Misses. 

  • Sara__B

    I can’t get beyond the cheap Rent-a-Mounties. They look dorky — especially their hats and belts. (Real Mounties look fabulous.) The always perfect and fabulous Dita deserves perfect and fabulous faux Mounties!

    • alyce1213

      They kind of match her faux boobs.

      • Sara__B

         You’re right! Thanks for the laugh!

  • DeborahLipp

    Those cut-out gowns are NEVER going to go away if women keep WERQing them like that.

  • Stefanos Mantyla

    The day T Lo gives Dita a “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” post… what will it look like?

    Forget it; I guess that would be one of those What-Ifs posed by a stoned freshman in his dorm.

  • are those oblique muscles or ribs?

    • Sweetpea176

       I think ribs.

  • Terence Ng

    Good lord. that’s a WERQ if I ever saw one!

  • Those “Mounties” look hella shady to me. Dita (and her tits) look amazing!

    • Pennymac

      Those are the saddest Mounties evah!

  • Dita is a perpetual WERQ.  

  • S. Jenna Lutz

    She looks gorgeous but I wish the dress had a color. ANY color. Because “Depression” isn’t usually found outside of the Emo crayon box.

    • Whever

      Brava. I just laughed so hard I nearly choked.

  • dorothea_brooke

    I hate dislike the dress and the fake mounties are hilarious and – yet – somehow, she is making it WERQ!  The woman is magic.  

    • meowing

      The fake mounties in red or the fake mounties inside her dress?  BTW, anyone know what she does to earn actual money?

      • Pinup Ghoul

         She’s a world-famous burlesque entertainer, which she’s been doing for years now. She’s also been a model and has had numerous TV appearances. She’s also a very sweet lady.

  • Pannyx

    Now here’s a definite WERQ. She’s smoking hot.

  • judybrowni

    Obvious grapefruit fake plastic boobs, grey-white base makeup and maroon lipstick kinda ruin it for me.

    She’s been prettier: for instance in a previous TLO WERQ: Teese in a Vintage dress, above.

  • howdoilook

    Why’s the Mountie on the left giving Blue Steel in every shot? 

  • alyce1213

    “And tell blue-eyes you’ll snap his hand off at the wrist if he doesn’t keep it to himself. ”
    I don’t think she has anything to worry about there.  His hand looks SO AWKWARD.

    Not a WERQ.  The implants are just too out there.

  • MilaXX

    She looks very well put together, but I this isn’t a WERQ for me. It’s Dita so it’s going to be well done, but the more I look at it, the less I like it. Sadly she seems to have succumb to the baby head trend and while she has a fantastic body, I don’t like the cut outs on her. Not an OUT, but not a WERQ either.

  • Anathema_Device

    She is beautiful, but I can’t get past the bolt-on tits.

  • sagecreek


    But I agree with alyce, not a work — implants way too obvious.

  • Farthingale

    Girl, those aren’t your tits.

  • Sara__B

    When breasts are perfect half circles bulging out of the top of the bodice, they’re baby heads. What’s a good name for the perfect half circles emerging from the center of the dress?

  • crow girl

    If this is a Louboutin event, I’m feeling a little ripped off that I can’t see her shoes.

  • She always looks fabulous. 

  • Two snaps UP!!

  • Does anyone else get it as consistently right as she does? Brava!

  • ri_dic

    I know she has a whole “schtick” that she works, but why does no one ever say that she needs to “change it up” the way some others are commented on?

  • CatherineRhodes

    Just too much boobage for that dress.

  • tinyredlocks

    I just love her.

  • I can’t believe you like this, let alone gave it a WERQ. It’s a drab, grey-colored ace bandage looped around her body. It’s ugly.

  • EEKstl

    Stunning.  A perfect example of a non-color that WERQs!  Either DVT is a teeny thing or those mounties are gigantors.

  • quiltrx

    Miss Dita!!!  You WERQ that glamour-girl shit!  I am NOT worthy.

    And the dark-haired guy looks like he smells a shit.  He looks like the ugly, shit-smelling brother of Neil Tennant.

  • lucasuk82

    I’m not… feeling this.  I mean, the styling is perfect and she looks fantastic because it’s Dita, but the color is boring and I usually think part of her red carpet interest is being profoundly sexy while still relatively covered up.  Is Handsy there wearing eyebrow pencil?

  • Pennymac

    Love Miss Dita, but that dress looks down right dingy in some of the pics.

  • Rrroza

    Wish this dress were an actual color, but otherwise wow!

  • nannypoo

    Those are some boobies. She is a work of art.

  • They couldn’t find any hot fake mounties? These are ridiculous. 

  • Least convincing Mounties EVER- the fit of those uniforms is a crime!

  • Now THAT is a bandage dress!

  • this made me feel funny down there…

  • 909girl601world

    Okay, I really need to know – why is this lady famous? I’m not being snarky – I know who she is, but I don’t know why I know who she is.

    • PastryGoddess

      She is a burlesque performer.  She was also married to Marilyn Mason for a hot minute, and that’s what raised her profile.

      I’ve been to two of her shows and they are fun

    • evahansman

      I was just wondering the same thing.  I know she does burlesque, but that doesn’t seem high profile enough to merit all the attention she gets.

  • bluefish

    It is a shame about the two plastic grapefruits because she is a beautiful woman who wears clothes like no one else.  The dress and old school manicure look sensational.

  • mjude


  • Now, there’s a woman who understands the importance of good posture.

  • Elias Pineda

    dislike     “im still fuckable”  dress  all the way

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    She is soooo sexy.  Love the dress, makeup, hair, jewels, everything.  Wish we could see the Louboutins!  And you can’t blame the blue eyed one for wanting to touch!  😉

  • bellafigura1

    She scares me in a good way.

  • bitterk

    Wow, is she really that petite?  I always imagined her as an amazon.

  • Lisa

    Mmmmmm FABULOUS!!!  She is amazing!