Salma Hayek Shows Us How It’s Done

Posted on March 02, 2012

Salma Hayek attends the Balenciaga Fall 2012 show in Paris and gives a master class on how to pose for candid shots. Starlets, watch a pro.

First, the “Oh! There are cameras here! I had no idea!” faux-surprise look. Hold this for a good two minutes. In real life, you’ll look stupid, but the pictures will look great. Remember: eyes wide, mouth open. You’ll look endearingly self-conscious and sexy at the same time. After a few minutes of this, it’s time to switch things up.

Break out the over-the-shoulder sultry look to get the photogs worked up without looking like you’re trying too hard. Clench your teeth but keep your lips parted. You will look fierce and a little furious, as if you find this whole thing quite upsetting, but also a little sexually arousing.

When you know you’ve got them in the palm of your hand and it’s time to give them the walking away shot, that’s when you deploy …

THE MUTHAFUCKIN HAIRFLIP, BITCHES.

Then, walk away, giving them plenty of opportunities to photograph your ass. Look off into the distance as if you see someone there that you simply must dash off and speak to.

That’s how a STAR does it, bitches.

Balenciaga Giant Envelope Gold Hamilton Bag

 

Oh! And don’t forget to make sure they get a shot of your bag!

 

[Photo Credit:WireImage, barneys.com ]

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