Louis Vuitton – Marc Jacobs: The Exhibition Red Carpet

Posted on March 09, 2012

Darlings, it was the “Louis Vuitton – Marc Jacobs: The Exhibition” in Paris! We don’t quite know what that is, but apparently it required all the ladystars attending to wear Very Serious Fashion. Except one, that is.

Dianna Agron

Very cute. It’s a basic little black dress, but that pop of green at the neck – while perhaps a bit oversized – really completes the look. Hair’s cute. So are the shoes. Well done.


Gwyneth Paltrow

Simple, classic, and chic. Shouldn’t have tried to pop the collar, because it just fucked up her hair for pictures.


Kristen Stewart

Dead-Eyes Stewart rides back into town again.

She looks like she just woke up 20 minutes ago in a place she has no memory of being, with people she doesn’t recognize.

The dress is cute, but she may as well be wearing a burlap sack if she’s gonna look that sour.

And finally…


Sarah Jessica Parker

Little Sarah Jessica doesn’t know why all the serious ladies take their fashion so seriously. “Life is a picnic and you should dress like you’re going to one EVERY DAY!” shouts little Sarah Jessica to the sky before she skips away happily, her little hand clutching a pink balloon.


[Photo Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images Europe]

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  • quiltrx

    Sarah honey, it’s still cold outside.  What does mama say about going out in your nightgown????

    • schadenfreudelicious

      well i suppose it has the advantage of allowing her to roll directly into bed when she gets home from the party…..

      • The exact opposite of Kristin Stewart, who apparently rolled directly out of bed (from crashing from the party from the night before) to go to this party, complete with yesterday’s hair and smudged makeup.

  • bluefish

    What on earth is happening to my much loved SJP?  Yipes!

    And how is it that Kristin Stewart has managed to become a mega-star?  Goodness gracious and sakes’ alive!

    Paltrow has needed a massive hair intervention for the last decade.  That hair is just SOOOO unhealthy looking and over.

    So, yeah, DA looks cute and healthy and alive.  

    • deathandthestrawberry

      It appears SJP is going through some sort of mid-life crisis. She and I are the same age, and it makes me sad to see her looking so juvenile and silly. You can do better, SJP!

      • Farthingale

        I love her too and it’s clear she has not found an appropriate groove for her age. And the hair is doing her no favors. I find it even more unflattering than the dress. With all that length in the face she needs lots of layers or a bob to break up that long line. She’s clutching her SATC glory days with white knuckles. Let it go sweetie, look forward, not back.

    • “cute and healthy and alive” omg everything the others are collectively just not.

  • Am I the only one noticing that Diana and Gwynnie are wearing the same shoes? Which one of them do you think went to hide in the bathroom for the rest of the dance?

    • MilaXX

      K Stew is wearing them as well, but in a different color. Hell for all we know SJP could be hiding a pair under her dress as well.

      • ballerinawithagun

        Exactly! I prefer the pointy toe stilettos to the frightening bear trap gladiator all things rolled into one platforms but as TLo predicted they are tired already.

      • girliecue

        Given the fabric puddle, little Sarah Jessica seems to have opted for bare feet. Easier to skip in, y’know.

    •  Great eye again, Sarah!  I will put my money on Diana for the ladies lounge.

    • Sara__B

      Corrine Bailey Rae wore those heels in the same color combination as Diana’s. The count is up to four — that can’t be a coincidence! Were they handing them out to celebrities at the door?

      • Kimbolina

        Maybe it was like a contest.  Everyone gets the same shoes and they all have to come up with an outfit to wear them with.

        • alicetiara

           Unsurprisingly, they are all wearing Louis Vuitton pumps since this was a Louis Vuitton event.

  • Stefanos Mantyla

    Honestly, looking at the thumbnail, I could not tell if that was Salma Hayek with a haircut or Evan Rachel Wood with bad hair! And you mean to tell me it was Dianna Agron all along? Nice dress and necklace, though.

    • kimmeister

      I definitely thought that Dianna was trying to look like Evan Rachel Wood from the neck up.

  • BazoDee

    Sometimes I feel Kristen Stewart is wasted on Kristen Stewart. She is so hot -but not. 
    I do love SJP’s dress but not for her -it is time for her to move on to her next stage of dressing. Seriously! So many starlets would look lovely in that dress. 

  • Sobaika Mirza

    I think SJP looks really cute, even if it is not necessarily age and/or weather appropriate. But I love a good maxi dress so what do I know.

    • RebeccaKW

       I like the dress, too.  Not right for this event, but totally cute for a casual day.

    • MilaXX

       I do too, but the dress doesn’t seem appropriate for the event.

    • deathandthestrawberry

      She should be wearing that dress sipping drinks in Boca, not at a fashion event in Paris. 

    • butterflysunita

      I really like SJP’s dress too, though I’m puzzled as to why she’s dressed for a completely different season than everyone else.  But if you asked which one should go home and start over, I’d pick Kristen Stewart, not SJP.  

  • estella_nyc

    I love Kristen Stewart, but that might be the worst hair I’ve ever seen her sport. And she’s had some very bad hair days.  The make up looks like it was put on that morning.

    • ballerinawithagun

      Is she turning into Amy Winehouse?

  • I love KStew’s shoes, but that sourpuss look … I don’t get it. She gets to kiss hot men, wear hot clothes and shoes and attend the greatest parties. Smile, bitch. It won’t kill you. (Much.)   

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      Looks like she was doing more than kissing a hot man in the limo on the way over.

  • That dress would be seriously great on Kristen Stewart – the color is fantastic with her skin, her hair, her EYES – if a) she looked capable of grooming herself (though I do sort of love the eye make-up, but it’s only going to work with brushed hair), and b) it didn’t look like she rucked it up around her hips to make it shorter. The latter is probably the fault of the dress rather than of the styling, but still.

    Dianna Agron looks great.

    •  That eye make-up could work with the right styling, but as is, it just further exacerbates the Zombie Kristen problem.

  • ChiliP

    Is Kristen Stewart incapable of wearing a dress that doesn’t stop inches from her crotch? I just can’t with her shapeless chicken legs anymore.

    • rawrgrowlrawr

       Skinny girls are not exempt from the “no body snarking” rule. Her legs are fine.

      • ChiliP

        Where did I say anything about her being skinny? I myself am thin. Thin legs can have shape to them. I remember seeing a lovely picture of Elizabeth Moss and her legs looked wonderful- thin, but strong and shapely. Kristen’s legs are as I described them- pretty shapeless, like the legs of a chicken. That’s how her legs are and that is fine (although she could change that if she so desired), but I’m tired of seeing them ALL the time. Your reaction is to what you perceived me to say, rather than what I actually said.

        • rawrgrowlrawr

          “Chicken legs” carries a negative connotation, at least as I’ve always heard it. Maybe I read too much into it (being a thin girl with long skinny legs myself), but I still think it is usually best to refrain from making comments about the person’s body. I know you probably didn’t mean any harm from it, but to me it seemed a bit harsh.

  • janetjb

    Did they hand out pointy shoes?

    Wow, that’s some really harsh lighting. 

    Dianna Agron looks lovely.

  • SJP that is not your dress!

  • nancymae

    SJP, when did visible veins become a fashion staple?
    And are SJP and Kristen prepping for a film version of Wicked or something? I see full on Glenda in the house and all KStew needs is some green and they are ready to go.

  • cam_lo

    kristen actually looks like a hooker who walked into the exhibition by accident. not even trying to be mean. she ACTUALLY does.

    also, this is the first time i’ve liked something dianna wore. snaps.

  • Greg Yoder

    I think Kristen Stewart would look a lot less sour with better makeup: it’s not just her expression.  The eye shadow is terrible, and she needs more color on the lips.  And brush the hair, obviously. 

  • Judy_J

    Was this event held at 6 a.m.?  SJP looks like she just rolled out of bed and forgot she was still wearing her nightie.  Kristen Stewart also looks like she just rolled out of bed, and just threw on the first thing she found lying on the floor of her closet.

  • MilaXX

    Diana Argon wins this round. She looks cute.
    Gwynnie needs to fix her collar and I wish the pants were a bit more tapered at the cuff.
    K Stew looks like she stopped by on walk if shame going home after a night of partying. Also hasn’t she worn that dress before?
    SJP looks like she should be out in a field picking daisies,  or tending her hemp plants.

    • Qitkat

      SJP looks like she should be out in a field picking daisies,  or tending her hemp plants.

      I know! and this dress is entirely inappropriate for March in Paris. But I still want it.

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    Is she wearing a black bra under this white nighty thing?

    • Jessi03

       Looks like it!  She did that kind of thing on SATC all the time.  Maybe it’s a SJP thing and not a Carrie thing.

  • GorgeousThings

    SJP has hit the age where she just can’t carry off the same look that she did in the 90s and aughts. She needs a new set of gays to smack her upside the head with a Balenciaga bag, cut her hair, change her makeup, pick out grown-up clothes and cover up her veins.

    Diana and Gwynnie are wearing the exact same pair of shoes.

    • Scarlet39

      I was hesitant to mention the veins.   I don’t know if they are so prominent because she ‘s so emacia – um,  thin.  But this is not her dress. 

  • Aside from SJP’s dress looking inappropriate for the season and event, its also a good 5 inches too long. Kristen, this look belongs in a hotel room in Vegas a 4 AM, not in Paris, ever. Gwinnie?  Meh.  And Diana?  I think she looks great, and I don’t think the scale of the necklace fights her outfit at all.  I love the chunky glitz on the matte black.

    • Adriana_Paula

      I want Chunky Glitz to be my new name.

      • Maybe the name of our new cover band?

        • Adriana_Paula

          You read my mind, sir.  May I suggest we start with “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around”?  Then a smooth segue into “Tainted Love”, and “Pour Some Sugar on Me” for the finale.  Though I can’t promise to keep my clothes on during that last one…

          • I will pay money to see that set. I will even buy a cigarette lighter so I can wave it above my head in the ballads that I hope you will do. Not that the kiddies these days know about that.

          • It’s a great idea, the clothes coming off can be part of the hook, with thousands of fans fighting for the clothes, as they fly from the stage.

          • Adriana_Paula

            Clearly, you’ve never seen my wardrobe.

  • nannypoo

    Gwyneth’s hair is always fucked up. Trim those scraggly ends for god’s sake.

    • I was going to say that trimming the ends for her would result in an entirely different style, but then I remembered she looks fantastic in a chin-length bob, so yeah. She should do it!

  • serenitynow02

    All SJP needs is a crown of daisies on her hair. And maybe some little faerie wings.

    • AthenaJ

      Hehe I’m now picturing SJP as a LARPer at the Renaissance Faire…

  • That dress is making SJP look even older.  Is it the lights or does everyone’s make up just look like shit? 

  • I really wish Kristen had brushed her hair.

    Dianna looks fabulous for 45. Oh, wait.

    • 3boysful

       Re: Kristen– . . . and put on lipstick, and re-applied last night’s eye makeup, and  . . . .

  • DominoEstella

    bored to death.. and poor Ms Stewart.. she looks so terrible.  These dress up parties are not for her, I wish she would stop doing them.  

    • I get that she’s probably contractually obligated somehow to attend a certain number of parties, and she’s certainly the type who strikes me as hating to do publicity. But you know what? There have been plenty of similar-minded actors before her who have managed to suck it up and make themselves look presentable.

      I’m not asking her to be a glamor girl. I’d just like to see her take advantage of her many positive physical attributes. As someone said above, Kristen Stewart is wasted on Kristen Stewart.

  • Beardslee

    I wish Kristen Stewart would make a noise like a hoop and roll away.

  • I think my sister wore SJP’s dress for her senior picture in 1978. But I think she would have told me if she’d lent a dress to SJP, so I’m not sure how SJP got ahold of it.

  • shopgirl716

    I wore SJP’s dress to my confirmation in 1980.  And I got it in Mexico for $14.

    • Adriana_Paula

      Didn’t you have to cover your shoulders?  Did you have a little capelet to go over?

      • shopgirl716

        We’re Episcopalian.  No capelets required!

        • Adriana_Paula


  • LinXGUA

    I think everyone just used what it was confortable for them. 
    And what’s up with Paltrow’s and Agron’s shoes? Luckily, Stewart’s shoes are telling me that this is a trend…

  • kingderella

    agron looks fantastic!
    is she going to be the one left standing once the whole glee thing collapses into itself?

  • snarkykitten

    Dear KStew:
    If you hate fashion/the whole being famous scene, just drop the fuck out. Stop wasting everyone’s time.

    That dress is killer but she ruined it

  • SewingSiren

    Dianna Agron is by far the best of the bunch.

  • surprised there was no comment on the matching shoes…?

  • Sara__B

    Kristen Stewart is almost 22. She should be beyond teenage angst by now. Her lethargic dishevelled appearance is boring, unattractive, and so contrived. I know she has legions of devoted fans, but they’re growing up. She should, too.

  • CatherineRhodes

    Is that Sarah Jessica’s nightgown? She’s the one who looks like she just rolled out of bed 20 minutes ago, forgetting she had someplace to be? TLo, I thought you told her to retire Carrie… why won’t she listen?

  • MissMariRose

    Jennifer Aniston gets so much shit for having the same pin-straight, boring blond hairstyle for years, but no one ever says that about Gwynnie.
    Why is that?
    At least Jen’s hair has some shine; Goop’s is indistinguishable from straw.

  • StelledelMare

    Dianna Agron wins this round hands down. KStewart…I can’t. As if she doesn’t already look this way enough, her unbrushed hair makes it even worse this time around.

  • sashaychante

    Ms. Paltrow needs a serious hair intervention.  Flat, stringy and over processed.  Someone help her PLEASE!

  • marilyn

    Dianna and Gwenyth appear to be wearing the same shoes (and are in black dresses).  At least the overall effects are very different.  Both acceptable.  Kristin looks like she needs a knife to terrorize people.  SJP redeemed herself from her last very unfortunate see through top/black bra mention in this blog.  This dress is beautiful on her.  Just a note: Her face does not look real anymore.  Don’t want to know the story behind that. 

    • BrooklynBomber

      Kristin looks like she needs a knife to terrorize people.

      I’m not sure the knife is necessary.

      • AthenaJ

        BrooklynBomber, you have won over my snarky little heart. Kristin is indeed terrifying, with or without sharp objects.  

  • mommyca

    ok, but where is the picture with SJP wearing a long green coat over the dress, with light brown looooong leather gloves? omg, that was soooo bad….

  • CQAussie

    I see what you mean about the new mico-trend of point-toe shoes.  

    SJP should think seriously about giving up the heavy eye thing she’s had going on for way too long…..

  • mommyca

    Here is the pic from SJP arriving that this party…. (sorry, the coat was purple, not green) http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2637051/gwyneth-paltrow-louis-vuitton-marc-jacobs-party-08/

    oh well….. 

  • BrooklynBomber

    I think I just can’t anymore w/ the “I just can’t.”

  • Does someone need to stage an intervention for SJP? And possibly for DeadEyes Stewart too? I do like Gwynnie’s suit, though.

  • Dianna is making a strong case for cutting my hair off in a long bob. Whoever does her hair styling is BRINGING IT. Love love love.

  • AthenaJ

    Perhaps K-Stew is a fan of The Walking Dead and she’s perpetually auditioning for a role as one of the zombies. Or in this case a hooker-turned-zombie.

  • PeaceBang

    Miss Agron redeemed this collection of crazy broads for me. Gwynnie looks pretty good, but Ole DeadEyes looks not only stoned but filthy, and that dress is really cute as a tunic. Is she politically against style or something? Little Sarah Jessica is incomprehensible and depressing and whoever suggested an intervention is spot on. That’s a reality show I would actually watch. A bunch of designers living in a fabulous condo somewhere and going out to stage Celebrity Fashion Interventions. 

    • sleah_in_norcal

      i would definitely tune in for that.

  • SJP has veins only a junkie could love…

  • EEKstl

    I love that Dianna and Gwyneth are wearing the same shoes.  Kristen Stewart – WTF?  Get OVER yourself, girl!

  • Qitkat

    I’d drather see big Sarah Jessy in a cute dress like this than that scarey look the other day. But, honey, is that a black strapless bra? Nevertheless, who designed this dress? Iwanna.

    Dianna! love your complete look! Want the emeralds too.

    No comment on theOthers.

  • kaycem

    i thought for sure the “lady” you were referring to was marc himself…  i saw a picture of him this morning, which i think is from this event, in a sort of boring pink shift, black socks, and black pilgrim shoes.

    dianna looks FAB and i need that necklace something fierce.

    • sleah_in_norcal

      come on now, give us a link for THAT photo…

  • I wish I could go and smack Kristen Stewart across the face every time she looks grouchy like that. What a bad image she has.

  • moja31

    why is everyone wearing the same shoes?

  • sleah_in_norcal

    looks like dianna and gwyneth are headed off to a funeral in their matching shoes.  kristen:  i want your dress.  please have it cleaned and disinfected prior to delivery.  and dianna:  i’ll be needing your necklace to wear with it.

  • BeeBeauNYC

    Kristen Stewart looks like a hooker who finished her shift, and a had a very busy shift at that. 

  • Emily Scott

    Criminy, Kristen Stewart looks AWFUL. Has she washed her hair in the last week? Seriously, she looks like she is in need of an intervention, and not just a fashion one.

  • Pointy-shoes again? Damn it.

  • Jessica O’Connell

    Are Dianna Agron and Gwenyth Paltrow wearing the same shoes? Looks like it from the pictures.

    Kristen Stewart…I don’t even know where to start… Let’s take babysteps, k? How about, next time, you don’t wear a ton of dark shadow under your eyes to avoid looking like a sleep-deprived crackhead? And maybe brush your hair? …No sorry, that’s two things. Let’s just start with that shadow, k? Or just fire your hair/makeup people and it’ll solve a lot. Then you just need to have someone teach you how to stand and smile…but we’ll do that later.

  • Dianna Agron looks AMAZING, she hasn’t look this sophisticated and stylish in what seems like forever.

  • elemspbee

    SJP didn’t get the memo. And gwenyth and diana are wearing the same shoes. all is in order in the vampire bride world with Kristen’s dead eyes.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    Does Kristen Stewart even know the meaning of the words SHAMPOO and COMB??  She looks high as a kite.  Love her shoes, tho.  As for SJP, I don’t even know where to begin…  Diana Agron is a beautiful woman.  Gwynnie is too skinny.

  • Kristen Stewart is too BAKED to be concerned about your comments, lol.

  • voter1

    Does Kristen Stewart ever smile?

  • kolokOlchik

    I don’t know who’s worse – Kristen Stewart or SJP?  They both look horrible, for different reasons

    Are Gwyn and Dianna wearing the same shoes?

  • marywv

    Isn’t SJP cold? I mean it’s still technically winter and she’s wearing a straight up formal sundress.

  • SJP looks like she wants to ask, “Can I spin here?” But she really needs to lighten up on the eyeliner. When her eye makeup is softer, she looks a lot less witchy. It’s a lot more aging than I think she realizes. 

  • NasserShaheen

    Diana looks great here. Love that necklace!

  • turtleemily

    Were the shoes free at the event? 

  • Sophie Collier

    Kristen’s dress is making her look pregnant.  Or is she pregnant now?  

  • That is a really ridiculous dress for her to wear in March, in Paris, in her forties. oy.
    Kristen Stewart are you practicing for the role of Courtney Love in an upcoming bio-pic? She looks like she is gonna’ slug someone and then fall down on the steps and start weeping loudly.

  • hahaha sarah. i love sjp she can do no wrong

  • miwome

    I love Diana Agron’s look! I think this mod style is really, unexpectedly good for her. And after Glee, she should consider cutting all her hair off for the necessary “I am not Quinn Fabrae” phase, because it looks great like this. (She won’t do it. She’s way too timidly femme. But I would love it if she did.)