Once again, we’re just using this red carpet appearance as an excuse to talk about something else.
Kate Winslet attends the ‘Titanic 3D’ World Premiere in London in a Jenny Packham gown paired with Goode & Son jewelry. Bag and shoes by Christian Louboutin.
Quick assessment: Wow, she looks so soft and pretty when she’s not campaigning for an award. Love the hair, even if it is a little aging. The dress is not doing her bust any favors and she either needed better support or a more flattering neckline. Not loving the way the sleeves sit either. Or the platform shoes. And yet strangely, it all doesn’t look as bad as we’re making it sound.
Okay, enough about her.
So an ad was running for the Titanic release and Lorenzo asked Tom suddenly, “You saw that, right?”
“Well, yeah. Didn’t everyone?”
“I never saw it.”
“Really? How did I not know this?”
“It’s not like I should see it. I mean, it’s a piece of shit, right? It looks like it.”
“Oh, it’s definitely not your kind of movie. I just think you’re … I don’t know … missing out on the conversation.”
“WHAT conversation? Who the hell’s talking about Titanic so much?”
Here’s where the Precious Unborn Fawns come in. Convince Lorenzo that he’s culturally backwards for not having seen this movie and if he can sit through Showgirls, he can certainly have fun watching digital extras bounce off railings while Leonardo DiCaprio mimics freezing to death. Get to it, PUFs. And don’t worry about spoilers. Everyone knows the ship sinks.
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