Here is what we said, verbatim, when we saw the following picture:
Dakota Fanning attends the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Men and Women of 2012 at the Mandarin Oriental Ballroom in NYC in Miu Miu.
“GAAAAAAAH!!!!! FREAKY, POINTED, TOELESS FEET!! ERASE! ERASE!”
Miu Miu Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Vasilisa Pavlova (WOMEN)
There. That’s better.
So what do we think of this, darlings? It’s fresh, it’s simple, it brings out the blue in her eyes. There’s a lot to like here.
But wait! There’s more!
Because, you see, you don’t have the whole picture until you see how she arrived:
Miu Miu Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld (WOMEN)
O….kay. That changes things, no? As in, we could get behind the simple retro qualities of this dress on her because that style suits her, but the little cape is a bridge too far? As in, this was chic, until you dolled yourself up like a Valentine’s Day decoration? And even if you’re 100% okay with the cape – which, we have to say, we’d be less opposed to if it wasn’t so darn red – are you going to defend those shoes to us?
Well, are you?
IN! Yes, I’m going to defend the shoes, among other things.
OUT! No, I won’t defend anything about this twee-as-fuck look.
Poor Ginnifer Goodwin and her bloated, Brady couch dress were voted OUT.
[Photo Credit: Theo Wargo/Getty Images, elle.com]