Miss Julianne is poledancing for her little Sarah Palin impersonation, giving us even more opportunities to remind her that she doesn’t know how to dress.
Julianne Moore attends the premiere of ‘Game Change’ in Washington, DC in a Tom Ford dress paired with a Judith Leiber clutch.
First, the good parts: color, although putting a redhead in a brilliant green is something of a cliche.
This concludes the “good parts” portion of our program.
We think this is a pretty fabulous dress, but like so many of the clothes she chooses, she just doesn’t seem capable of pulling it off. Everything always looks so … off. And it always does with her. We doubt very much she has a difficult body to dress and we don’t even think this dress is all that hard to pull off, but bless her, the lady simply can’t manage it. She’s so striking; we don’t know why she’s always picking showy pieces like this. Simple lines and toned-down colors (which we can’t believe we’re advocating for) would suit her so well and really show off her face and figure. With a look like this – and indeed, with almost everything she wears – it’s like you can barely see her face and body at all. All you see is DRESS. And then, SHOES. On the latter subject, metallic gold was a horrible choice here. She’s too pale for it. Darling, set this dress and these shoes free on the wind so they can land in Viola Davis’ backyard. They’re not the pieces for you.
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