Nicki Minaj visits Good Morning America

Posted on February 16, 2012

Nicki says, “Good morning world! I’m ready to greet you and defeat you!”

“Just get those fucking cameras out of my face until I get some coffee in me.”

Understandable, Nicki. But can we say that we love your dress and that only you could get away with accessories THAT matchy?

No?

Oh. Hope you find some coffee soon.

 

[Photo Credit: WireImage]

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Cleary/1201575213 Patrick Cleary

      Wow, I’ve never understood why people will aggressively chase fame and then act like they’re above the activities they have to participate in to keep themselves famous. Smile for the cameras, Nicki. 

      • Anonymous

         It *is* super early, but then just don’t book GMA, right? 

        • Anonymous

          Personally, I think that after showing up to the Grammy’s with a dead Pope on your arm and then performing an exorcism on stage it’s a bit late in the game to start playing the Shrinking Violet.

          • Anonymous

            I am out of the loop/under a rock.  They did what on the Grammys?  I watched Once Upon a Time and Downton and went to bed.  Who knew what hijinks and shenanigans were afoot.  All I heard was that the Grammys featured lots of old people not smart enough to retire, and a Whitney H. tribute.

      • Anonymous

         Whatever, she’s getting in a car.  She’d probably never get anything done if she stopped and smiled every time. 

        She dropped everything for the cute little girls on Ellen.  She doesn’t have to smile at random men in the street.

      • Anonymous

         She had this same kind of depressed sourpuss look on her face all up and down the Grammys red carpet. The thing is, I don’t think she’s normally like that; I feel like she must be doing it on purpose. Lord knows she didn’t walk down that carpet in a giant red cape with the pope, getting her picture taken, and just forget to put an expression on her face, right?

        So now I’m thinking maybe this is some phase she’s going through where she’s going to act depressed all the time? Before she excorcises Roman again, or something?

    • Anonymous

      Anyone remember Archie comics? This looks like a Veronica dress. Love it!

      • Anonymous

        You mean this one:
        http://collectdolls.about.com/library/idex/blidex56.htm

        For some reason I still cannot explain even to myself, I have an entire collection of Archie dolls in my closet, though my Veronica is not wearing this groovy dress.

        • Anonymous

          Ok, that is awesome. Also, so happy my memory is not completely shot.

          • Anonymous

            wow, magic! NOTHING gets by the TLo minions! NOTHING!

      • leilah

        A little more like “Ghetto-Mod Barbie”….(but, snaps to the Veronica dress)….

    • Anonymous

      I have the Partridge Family theme going through my head.

      • Anonymous

        I Think I Love You…..

        • Anonymous

           but what are we so afraid of …

          • Anonymous

            the love there is no cure for, obviously :-)

            I soooo wanted to be Susan Day at one point in my life…

            • Anonymous

              i think i love you.

              i loved susan’s hair.

            • Anonymous

               Me too. And I had the biggest crush on David Cassidy.

            • Anonymous

              Each time I think back on my MONUMENTAL love for David Cassidy and his shag, I think that I really need to start to go a little easier on those suffering from Biebermania. Who am I to cast stones (even if the Beeb does look like Rachel Maddow’s little sister)….

            • Anonymous

              That’s  exactly why I don’t cast stones on those with Bieber Fever. My Trapper Keepers were all decked out in BSB pictures and I had a 98 Degrees (SHUT UP) birthday cake one year.

            • http://twitter.com/IamDaBee Antonija Mitt

              For me–many, many years earlier–it was Paul Revere and the Raiders.  I had a crush on the drummer, whose name escapes me. Oh–and The Association.   But I had pics from 16 magazine all over my room of both bands. 

            • leilah

              Omigod — it was Mark Lindsay, for me!  I even read in “16″ mag that he ate under-ripe asparagus from a garden once and couldn’t stand it after that — and I refused to eat it (still don’t)!  But the man sho’ was gorgeous!!

            • Anonymous

              I think I beat all of you when it comes to embarrassing tween crushes. I was eleven when the first Lord of the Rings movie came out. When Legolas first appeared, it was love at first sight. I had a life size cardboard cut out of him in my room. I would dance with it and pretend like he was my prom date.

              That crush died when my dad told me he looked like my cousin Emily.

            • Anonymous

              I don’t mind most of the twee Bieber fans, but the really fanatical ones are scary. Or maybe we are just lucky that back in the day David Cassidy’s fans didn’t have Facebook & Twitter.

              Loving Nicki’s Mondrian inspired dress. It’s pretty fabulous.

            • Anonymous

              That’s true, they CAN get scary. Tweeting/sending death threats isn’t cool. It’s insane.

            • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Urban Gypsy aka Tess

              Why did you have to go and put it all in perspective? I too had a huge crush on David Cassidy. I was torn between him and Bobby Sherman from Here Comes the Brides. Susan Dey and Bridget Hanley, I would have killed to be either of them. Somehow my addled brain even recalls a Bridget Hanley quote about how she wished she could eat potatoes and never get round like one. Weird, selective memory.

              Anyway, in light of this embarrassing confession, I will have to go easy on the Bieber-philes. Sigh. 

            • Anonymous

              Don’t feel bad. Bobby Sherman had great hair and I thought he was fab too, though David aways came first. The third one on my tween lust list was Michael Cole from the Mod Squad. Dreamy.

              I loved long and deeply back then.

              Good God, I haven’t thought about Candy Pruitt in a very long time. She had great hair also.

              I can’t believe how old I am. It’s all Nicki Minaj’s fault, damn it.

            • Anonymous

               See, now I wanted to be Julie on the Mod Squad. So, so very badly.

            • Anonymous

              Julie was the epitome of ultra-cool. 

              Every time I see Gwyneth Paltrow, I think she looks like  a pale imitation of Peggy Lipton — not even close on the cool quotient.

            • Anonymous

              *I* distinctly remember an anecdote Susan Dey told about her mother labeling a 6-pack of DIET sodas with days of the week, so she wouldn’t drink too many and retain water.  During her early print-ad modeling days in, I think, her mid-teens. Because she was SO burdened by “baby fat.”

              We all come by our neuroses honestly, methinks.

            • Anonymous

              Ahh, Susan Dey. I read ‘her’ book in 5th or 6th grade – such a period piece.

              I don’t remember if it was supposed to be a memoir or an advice book for girls – but it featured the lengths she went to to get her hair perfectly straight and her struggles to keep off her ‘baby fat’ when she began modeling in NY for print ads as a mid-teen.  I absolutely know I loved her for that, and yet another brick in the palace of my youthful borderline-eating-disordered thinking was set in mortar.

      • Emily Guillory

        I thought the EXACT same thing!

    • Anonymous

      I love me some Nicki… She be fierce! But smiling wouldn’t hurt…

      Btw, you guys, great work on covering NYFW! Buuuut, when are you gonna review RPDR? I’m dying for your opinions ;-)

      • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

        Please don’t forget that you promised us Smash, too.

    • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

      I’m so over her. And is it me or is her undereye concealer 8 shades lighter than the rest of her face?

      • Anonymous

        I can’t tell if that undereye stuff is intentional or not or if it’s just more pronounced with the 75 pounds of lashes she’s rocking. And that Pigs in Space hair is annoying…it’s dreadful.  At least the dress is nicely accentuating her booty implant.  

        And maybe the sad face is because she realizes that the Grammy stunt was dumb and no one was really feeling it?  My sad face is because she’s the lone popular female rapper and she’s terrible.  Whatever happened to the days of U-N-I-T-Y?! 

        • Anonymous

          Oh, I miss the Queen (I mean we still see her, but I miss her old-school music skills).

          • Anonymous

            I know! I miss her, MC Lyte, old school Salt-N-Pep, Bahamadia, Lady Bug…all of it.  I wish more peeps would get in on Jean Grae, as she is a beast. I just remember the old school ladies were strong women and, ever since rap music became pop music, it’s been crap ESPECIALLY the females (or lack thereof).

            *Goes and puts soap box away*

            • http://www.facebook.com/mwyarbrough Michael Yarbrough

              Bahama-D be the epitome of emcee.

            • MilaXX

               girl you should have seen washed up Lil Kim on Watch What Happens Live last night *still* rockin blue contacts like it’s 1995.

            • Anonymous

              Seriously?  Damn…I’m glad I didn’t see that. 

            • MilaXX

               and still trying to beef with Nicki. She made some nasty dig when Andy *shit stirrer* Cohen asked what she thought of Nicki’s Grammy performance.

            • Anonymous

              Thank you for calling out Andy Cohen…I feel like everyone adores him and I just don’t get it.  

              Second, Kim, you’re trying too hard…keep this on the hush (bad joke, I know). I kind of would love to see a real beef between Nicki and Kim because it would be so over the top that it would be funny, but they’d have to battle with mics for it to be legit. 

            • MilaXX

               everybody seems to love Andy and I guess it’s part of his role considering this is the network that makes it bread and butter on the real Ho’wife franchise, but yeah Andy never meet a pot he didn’t want to stir.
              does Kim even have a record contract anymore?

            • Anonymous

              I’ve never seen that girl with both breasts covered.  Did she bare the left or right on that interview?  

            • leilah

              I was fantastic to see the Lyte is now President of the LA Chapter of The Recording Academy.

            • Anonymous

              At least she’s shaking her ass in her own videos instead of in some guy’s videos.  99% of male rap videos make me sad.

              I do miss TLC and Salt N Pepa ogling men in their videos.

        • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

          PIGS IN SPACE FTW!

          And yes, the world needs more Queen.

          • Anonymous

            No lie, when I a kid, my female role models (aside from my Mom and Sisters) were Miss Piggy, Claire Huxtable and Julia Sugarbaker.  If I see anyone doing a disservice to any of them, it’s an affront to my childhood. :)

            • Anonymous

              Julia Sugarbaker FTW! She is a pretty excellent role model imo.

            • Anonymous

              I swear, between Julia’s speeches (favorite was the one about ‘that IS the night the lights went out in Georgia’) and Claire’s speeches (best all time speech was “and no one will serve you anything, any time, anywhere, ever!) I got all the sass and female empowerment you could wish for any girl.  Shame that more women in pop culture aren’t dropping goodness like that today.

            • Anonymous

              If you added She-Ra or Tigra you would have my list too. Good taste!

        • http://profiles.google.com/denise.alden Denise Alden

           *snort* “Pigs in Space hair.”  LOVE IT!  And because I’m so out of it, does she really have a booty implant?

          • Anonymous

            I only found out about the implant recently, but yeah.  Here’s a link that shows her before and after: 
            http://negronewz.blogspot.com/2011/07/nicki-minaj-is-barbieshes-plastic-too.html

            • Anonymous

              I’ve always been boggled by the idea of a butt implant.  Wouldn’t it be terribly uncomfortable to sit?  Wouldn’t you be afraid you’d pop it?  *shudders*

            • Anonymous

               I just imagined Ms. Minaj sitting down and hearing her ass pop like bubble wrap. Thank you for that. :)

        • http://www.facebook.com/mwyarbrough Michael Yarbrough

          Her guest verse in Kanye’s “Monster” is so over-the-top insane and amazing that my take is that she is actually an incredible MC who rarely lets herself be as awesome as she actually is.

          • Anonymous

            Well said…I wish she would present her talent more and put the ridiculous theatrics behind her.  Based on the above note and the Bahamadia comment, I’d like you to be my personal DJ. Can you throw a little Boss in the mix?  Deeper is one of my all time driving jams. :)

          • Anonymous

            Agree with this. I really liked her album- Nicki can spit it. Shes fun, she is quirky, and obviously good looking. What she’s missing is depth.

        • MilaXX

           or not only was her Grammy stunt stupid, she won exactly zero awards.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

      2-bit hooker…that’s all that this look reads to me. I’m over her.

    • Anonymous

      Her dress reminds me of the Partridge family bus!

    • http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

      Hello, world! There’s a song that we’re singing! We’ll make you happy! We’ll make you happy! We’ll make you hap-peeeeeeeey!

      • Anonymous

        You guys are making me wallow in Partridge nostalgia this morning….

    • Kristy Evans

      The dress is fab, the shoes are okay, but that wig….THAT WIG. It is a hot mess. She picked that up at the Drag Queen Discount Bin. She can afford a real wig. Also I hate the lipstick. Now I’m done. Apparently her cranky rubbed off on me.

      • Anonymous

         I was thinking the same thing.  That wig is terrible.

      • Anonymous

        You said EXACTLY everything I was thinking. Jesus, girl. Did you take a pit stop at Party City for that thing?

      • Anonymous

        “Drag queen-discount bin, Party City?” HAHAHA Those are way more clever than I could put to words after seeing the crack ho hair! Shame,  that could have been a super cute look!

      • Anonymous

        I hate that wig so much I can’t even look at anything else.  

      • muzan-e

        My guess is that the lipstick’s either her own ‘Pink Friday’ shade (via MAC) or, more likely, MAC’s Viva Glam Nicki – which she’s been marketing this last month or so with Ricky Martin.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, I don’t care about the not-smiling. Being told to “cheer up and smile” is one of my biggest peeves in life. And as a gal whose resting face apparently looks pissed off, I hear it far too much.

      • http://twitter.com/Lily1129 Lily

        Thank you! Every time someone tells me “Smile, it can’t be that bad,” I want to scream. Why should I have to smile to please some stranger I don’t know? Screw you, I do what I want.

      • Anonymous

        And you almost never hear male celebs being told to smile all the time…

        • Anonymous

          Precisely. Men are allowed to be broody, but women? Heaven forbid we don’t smile nicely at all times.

        • Anonymous

           Just what I was going to say. There’s this terrible double standard where men who don’t smile are broody and sexy (or just adorably shy), but if women act that way, they’re stuck up bitches who should get over themselves. It’s infuriating.

      • Anonymous

        Totally agree. And what I hate even more is being told to relax. Nothing makes me more tense than being told to relax.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3DWDLRZCK3MZICZKYJDR55MC4Y soren

        Thank you so much for saying this.  Everytime it comes up I have to stop myself from going into a ten page rant.

      • http://twitter.com/IamDaBee Antonija Mitt

        Same here. 

        • Anonymous

          I agree!  It is so condescending.

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      My only knowledge of this young woman comes from your posts. I always enjoy the pictures–and at least with cast-down eyes she is not having to cross them.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, I feel for her because she’s soooo not trying to attract attention.

    • Anonymous

      In the maybe 2 pictures of her I have seen with “normal” hair and makeup, she is stunning.  Why does she dress herself like a circus clown?  Love the dress and shoes but the hot mess wig and weird lipstick really need to go now.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1253053236 Belle Burnett

      Totally adorable, I just wish she’d had a shot of espresso before going outside. She’s got a lovely smile.

    • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

      She needs a hot ginger handler.

      • Anonymous

         Don’t we all?

    • Anonymous

      This is an outfit that could actually work with matching hair!  Why didn’t she go for one of the colors from the dress?!?

      Still, I love the rest of her commitment (though I don’t really like the shoes).

    • Stefanie Mackenzie

      Mondrian dress circa 1965. If she need the caffeine so badly, why on earth doesnt someone keep shots available or stuff ‘em in a purse or otherwise have some handy? Shot of Cuban crack will do wonders.

    • Anonymous

      I do like the dress. It is a refreshing twish on a bandage dress -attention Jennifer Love Hewitt.  I hate the shoes. Love the purse. 

    • Anonymous

      love the dress – mondrian, but with more interesting colours. and really rocking the curves joan holloway style.
      dont like the bag, and the wig looks highly inflamable. her attitude sucks, but yeah, it looks more like shes having a bad day than her being intentionally obnoxious, so she gets a pass… this time.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      I would mind that cheesy wig a lot less if any real attention had been given to make it look like she hadn’t just grabbed it out of the bag and slapped it on her head.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ramon-Figueroa/1099451409 Ramon Figueroa

      I agree that celebrities should not bitch and moan about the work they have to do for which they are paid so handsomely (that’s why I can’t stand Kristen Stewart), but Nikki is generally very upbeat and positive, and she seems to relish her fame. Who knows what happened right before she went to the interview or the night before? These people are human after all. I would give her a pass this time, but if this becomes a regular pose of hers, then she will join la Stewart in the garbage heap.

    • Anonymous

      i dont get her and i dont know why

    • butter nut

      omg i LOVE it! she’s such a wacky fun girl.  she looks fabulous.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      I love the dress but that’s about it.

    • Anonymous

      Love the dress. Hate the shoes and purse. The wig is so bad I won’t even dignify it by calling it a hot mess.

    • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

      She is serving up Hollywood Square realness!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1043171034 Tadiana Walton Jones

      I have to like any dress that looks like Mondrian on acid.

    • Gabriella Soza

      Women with hips: they DO exist!

      Thank you for reminding us, Nicki!

    • Anonymous

      Coffee…..nectar of the gods.  I don’t blame her one bit, all those morning shows are awful and the folks on them are WAY too perky for that inhuman hour.  As long as she is fulfilling her contractual obligation to be entertaining during her 15 minutes on the show, she needn’t be concerned about the short walk between the limo and the stage door.  Let the poor girl wake up.  I bet she keeps late hours as a rule.

      Love the Mondrian-influence dress, love the color of the Chanel bag (my favorite shade of iris), hate the shoes.

    • Anonymous

      I like the dress a lot, but she is still a nightmare who should go away.

      I guess she’s still really tired from being exorcised.  If she was a great singer or a good dancer, she wouldn’t have had to go through all that. :)

    • Anonymous

      I like the dress. It’s even more fabulous on her and the fact that it looks great on her even though she’s got hips is awesome and gives hope to us all. Love the bag and shoes as well.

    • Anonymous

      Partridge Family bus.

    • Anonymous

      Piet Mondrian is rolling in his grave.

    • Anonymous

      I’m all for coffee, hips, and that dress.

      But what I see is someone who needs to go on retreat. I’m getting the feeling that living full time in the land of artifice isn’t working for her.

    • Anonymous

      Herve Leger, the ghost of Yves Saint Laurent is on line two. He says he is going to haunt you to the end of your days for that.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709497423 Erin Baran

        the dress is from forever 21

        • Anonymous

           Then Herve Leger should sue on behalf of Saint Laurent’s ghost! :)

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709497423 Erin Baran

            good point! haha

    • Anonymous

      Considering who she is and how she usually looks this is great. I don’t like the bag with the dress though. 

    • Anonymous

      LOVE that dress. She looks really good, but that thing on her head (hair? wig?) needs to go.

    • Anonymous

      a definite misinterpretation of the classic YSL “Mondrian” dress, which i am a fan of…this version?…not so much…http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/works-of-art/C.I.69.23

    • Anonymous

      CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE…. up a size babycakes, up a size.  You’ll feel better, believe me!!

    • nancy

      She looks adorable! 

    • Judy_J

      I love the dress, but her curves are doing weird things to the overall design.  It looks too tight.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Louise-Bryan/1177213326 Louise Bryan

      Needs.  Caffeine.  Now.  She would look great if she were awake.

    • Anonymous

      Anyone else get a Barbarella Barbie vibe? 

      And get that girl some coffee STAT!

    • sweetlilvoice

      Is it wrong that I’ve never noticed her fine rear? Damn girl.

      • Anonymous

        Really?  It’s pretty much what she’s famous for.

    • MilaXX

      eh’ I don’t find it particularly bad. She was “on” for the actual GMA interview and then did the pole dance at MAC cosmetics  for the Viva glam campaign.  She does look cute though.

    • http://twitter.com/elizabethbake Elizabeth Baker

      Really? She looks great? I must be the only one who thinks she looks like she got struck by a Rainbow Brite lightening bolt.

    • http://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid Aaminah Khan

      That dress is fab, but she’s ruining it. Can you imagine it on someone who knew how to wear it? It’d be a knock-out.

      • http://twitter.com/IamDaBee Antonija Mitt

        Ezzzzaaaaaaatly!

    • CQAussie

      I like the dress and her outfit, it’s working for me but yeah, come on bitch, shove off the attitude.  You’re getting paid to talk about yourself – lighten the hell up.

      • Anonymous

        So she’s a bitch because she wasn’t perky and smiling in the 30 seconds it took for her to walk from a car to a building? Wow.

    • Anonymous

      If she’s had enough time for the glue on that tragic mess of a lacefront to dry, then she’s had enough time to wake up and smile.

      And that dress would be so much cuter on someone who wasn’t trying so hard.

    • http://twitter.com/IamDaBee Antonija Mitt

      Wait–isn’t it still February…in NYC?? 
      Anyway–while I love Mondrian to death, this dress is not doing her any favors.  All thosebright colors horizontal lines are just making her look wide.  Maybe she was still asleep while dressing…   Ugly shoes, too, though she carries them off.  Too bad they, too, are an ugly color. 

    • Mariah J

      Love the dress, hate the attitude

      • Anonymous

        What attitude? All I see is a tired woman walking from a car into a building. Is she supposed to be “on” at all times?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OLSER5H3A6FPBAZOEIQIOBHAYM Elizabeth Rust

      I was surprised at how much I liked the dress, despite (as others have pointed out) the too-tight fit. But between her expression and body language and the framing of the photos it really, really looks as though she’s being arrested!

      GoryDetails

    • Tom Shea

      Seriously, it would kill you to look up?

    • http://twitter.com/7Valfi Fio

      This is one of the best dresses I’ve seen Nicki so far. In this retro 1980s outfit inspired by Piet Mondrian painting called, “Composition II in Red, Blue, and Yellow” which I re-titled it “Mondrian Composition a la Minaj.” The revival of neon colors goes with Nicki’s vibrant personality. It’s true, I would have liked to see her wearing different colors in her shoes and her bag; however, in terms of the dress it looks great.  

    • Anonymous

      That is one busted weave, gurl.  Like the dress though!

    • Anonymous

      Mondrian is rolling over in his grave.  Cannot stand her talent or not.  Ass.

    • Anonymous

      Love the dress, colors look great on her and fit her personality. Unfortunate wig situation going on in the 3rd pic, and she’s probably saying just let me get the hell in my car!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709497423 Erin Baran
      • Anonymous

        I kind of love that she’s wearing a dress that costs $27.80.   

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709497423 Erin Baran

          She’s been known to wear F21 from time to time.  I was about to buy this dress last week and thought it looked familiar when I saw the initial blurb picture.

      • http://twitter.com/jelenawoehr jelenawoehr

        Oh my god. So buying.

    • Cathy S

      I like the dress but it’s too tight. The colorblocking’s fabulous. Her lip color’s got to go though. Wow, she’s got an amazing booty. One snap up! I’d give her two if the dress had been the right size.

    • Anonymous

      that is one bodacious booty.  can’t fault her attitude, i’m not a morning person either.

    • Anonymous

      The way the lines on the dress are laid out makes her look really lopsided on top and bottom. And Dolly Parton is going to kill her for doing that to her wig.

    • http://twitter.com/anacedillo Ana Cedillo

      i dont understand why female celebrities insist on dressing on a whole other season! its february in NYC! i understand fashion over practicality/comfort/warmth but just a little coat would have helped here! maybe thats why she is so mad, girl is cold

    • http://twitter.com/drnels Nels P. Highberg

      Was it lack of coffee of was she trying her best NOT to respond to last night’s late night comments about how she’s a cheap ho and all that? Comments that were not called for, IMHO.

    • Stefanos Mantyla

      That dress is accentuating her hips and butt awfully much, isn’t it? Though knowing her, maybe that was part of the plan?

      What is that on her head? In the third photo, it looks like a wig, no?

    • Anonymous

      I love her dress, and that is quite honestly the first Chanel bag I have ever seen that I would like to carry.

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      Other than it looks like she’s sleep walking, she looks fabulous!  Love that dress!

    • Anonymous

      Jokey.  I’m really over her. Actually, I was over her pretty much from the start.  I just don’t get fabulousness.  I get manufactured hip hop Barbie ho.  Sorry.  

      I mean, look at that hideous wig!  (P.S. Her appearance at the Grammies with an actor-bishop was monumentally stupid, not clever, not edgy, not shocking.  Just juvenile.)

    • Anonymous

      She always looks so sad.

    • Anonymous

      Cute dress. Hate the rest.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709497423 Erin Baran

      She’s been known to wear F21 from time to time.  I was about to buy this dress last week and thought it looked familiar when I saw the initial blurb picture.

    • http://twitter.com/GaraStJames Gara St. James

      I know it’s early, gurl, but get that wig looking right before you leave the house.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1542185727 Barb Cooper

      I don’t know her or Li’l Kim but calling anyone a ho (stupid, dumb or any other adjective) is just nasty–and yeah, I know it’s the vernacular, still there are things we don’t call our sisters except in the heat of battle and then only privately.
      As to her dress, I don’t get it–first, it’s dated–’60′s Mondrian, second it’s much too tight, and third it does absolutely nothing for her hips or backside. Maybe she thought she’d wake herself and everyone else up with the bright colors?
      Anyway, congratulations on not jumping into the catfight as reported by Nels Hyberg in these comments.

      • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

        Ho’s not really the same anymore as “whore” though, is it?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1542185727 Barb Cooper

         Just looked again at the last pic. Her butt looks like nothing so much as the RPDR challenge last week where everyone had to make a butt. In other words not only big, but abnormally lumpy. And yeah, I suppose ho isn’t really the same as whore in today’s street talk but it is to this old folk. Just sayin’.

    • http://twitter.com/Kaptain_Killjoy Nimith

      I can’t stand her. But I will take the handler it the bright red tie.

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    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sheryl-Katz/1469124441 Sheryl Katz

      My mother wants her dress back.  She hasn’t seen it since 1969.

    • Anonymous

      She looks like a contestant on Rupaul’s drag race. If the hair and makeup wasn’t so Country Western Hooker Barbie and the accessories weren’t so aggressively matchy I’d say it’s cool anyway, but it is, so that’s out.

    • Anonymous

      I swear I saw that dress at Forever 21 this weekend! I would have bought it had I a reason to wear it…

    • Anonymous

      Why does her bottom look misshapen?  Is she wearing those padded panties?  Love the dress but for that.

    • Anonymous

      Aren’t her 15 minutes up yet?

    • Anonymous

      She looks like a streetwalker.  Are you sure those men aren’t vice?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2ZGSQMHRCO7LAIOWG2HD74V6XU Marcie Dreyfuss

      Never seen anyone give such awesome face, especially when she roped in the Pope as her Grammy date.

    • Anonymous

      She looks like a walking ad for Billboard magazine. I freaking love it!

      Also, I’ll have her two bodyguards please. Yes, Mr Plain Red Tie and Goatee Man I mean you!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cookie.Taz Aisa Ginger Jake Psenicnik

      damn! she looks great. I want that dress

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cookie.Taz Aisa Ginger Jake Psenicnik

      damn! she looks great. I want that dress

    • Anonymous

      I am worried this is going to be a hair/makeup phase for her–the crazy pile of blond curls and the too-pale lipstick. It was the same kind of thing at the Grammys. She is so beautiful, and most of the time I think her crazy choices (the dip-dyed hair, etc) work for her, but this I can’t stand.

      Otherwise, yes! She looks good!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1077090078 Megan Sullivan

      Want this dress for myself. Right now.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_57OVHCVQIOC3VM47ORVDF2WWLI Kyle
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    • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=lf UltimaEsperenza

      Her lashes?  Busted.