We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week yet. And fair warning: we’ll still be talking about if for days to come. We’re like those friends who force you to watch their wedding video or look at their vacation pictures.
Jeremy Scott Fall 2012 Show
Leigh Lezark and Joe Jonas
Yes, sweetie. We all see you. Now sit down. And put a sweater on because IT’S FEBRUARY.
J. Mendel Fall 2012 Show
Girl, that is SO your dress.
You didn’t expect us to figure out which was which, did you? Cheeky little bitches fucked with all the photographers by dressing alike.
Marchesa Fall 2012 Show
SUPER-gorgeous in person.
Daniel Benedict and Andrew Safir
Harvey Weinstein and Anna Wintour
All kinds of bubbly in person. Half the starlets in the room stopped by and gave her big airkisses and hellos. Lorenzo didn’t know who she was and asked Tom. “That’s the woman whose life your going to have to destroy, Emily Thorne-style if you want your shot with Channing Tatum.”
Also insanely bubbly and an absolute camera pro (to no one’s surprise).
She is outrageously tall in person and very, very pretty; with delicate features. She looked gorgeous in the dress.
Absolutely as moody as you would expect her to be, but we gasped when she came in because she hasn’t looked this good in AGES.
Oh, and just so you know, we weren’t canvassing the room and listening in on all this stuff.
Petra Nemcova, Bar Refaeli, Stacy Keibler, Adepero Oduye, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, and Taylor Momsen
We were sitting right behind it. In an absolute seizure-inducing barrage of flashes, the whole time, saying in long-term-marriage-speak (i.e., no moving lips, at a pitch only the other person can hear): We’re going to be in every picture. Don’t look stupid. I agree; don’t look down. Don’t look at the cameras. Don’t pick your nose. Why would you say that to me? I never pick my nose. I’m just saying. Don’t start with me. Great. Now you’re gonna make this a thing.
Michael Kors Fall 2012 Show
Anjelica Huston and Joan Kors
Don’t love the hair but the dress looks great on her.
Anjelica Huston, Debra Messing, Paula Patton, Amber Heard, and Jessica Alba
Amber Heard and Jessica Alba
Gotta say, we don’t love that dress Jessica’s got on but it really works on her.
Stacy Keibler and Nina Garcia
Like we said: she’s amazingly tall. Fabulous dress.
Nanette Lepore Fall 2012 Show
Matthew Settle and Kelly Rutherford
She’s just here poledancing for her GCB show, right? That’s why she’s been dressing so, well, twee all week? We’re thinking.
Stanley Tucci and Felicity Blunt
He is ADORABLE.
Stanley Tucci, Kristin Chenoweth, Matthew Settle and Kelly Rutherford
Proenza Schouler Fall 2012 Show
Anne Slowey, Robbie Myers, and Joe Zee
We briefly met Anne Slowey the night we went out for drinks with Joe and The Fug Girls, (for whom our undying love got even more undying this week. It’s like the Walking Dead of love. Seriously, those gals are awesome, but most of you knew that already).
Anyway, Anne was very friendly; very down to earth, and said as we introduced ourselves, “I was just reading your Front Row post today.” She also said as she was leaving that she was looking forward to the next. This one’s for you, Anne.
Really cute dress.
Nicole Phelps, Dirk Standen, and Tim Blanks
Can we have your sweater, Steven?
The Blonds Fall 2012 Show
Adam Lambert and Sauli Koskinen
The Blonds show was more fun than any room of people should be allowed to have during Fashion Week. High energy doesn’t even begin to describe it. Anyway, Adam was very friendly when we asked for a pic and we think we might have momentarily broken twitter when we uploaded it. Those Glamberts are FAST and ORGANIZED. “Quick, my sisters! A sighting! Descend! Descend!”
Nigel Barker, J Alexander, and Jay Manuel
Vivienne Tam Fall 2012 Show
Bebe Neuwirth and Vivienne Tam
Whitney Eve Fall 2012 Show
Nigel Barker and Tyson Beckford
Nigel’s not really our thing, and this is a terrible picture to use to illustrate the point, but we’re always struck by what an elegant-looking man he is.
Y’know, if that skirt sat just 3 inches lower, this would look great. Yet another time in life when 3 inches make all the difference in the world, darlings. Teachable moment.
[Photo Credit: Getty]