Darlings, it’s time once again to check in on the famous, the nearly famous, and the pseudo-famous in the front rows of New York Fashion Week. And also to judge them!
Derek Lam Fall 2012 Show
Serving it up, Wintour-style.
Joe Zee, Robbie Myers, Anne Slowey
How cute does Joe look?
Another leaner. We’re starting to think all the high-ranking names in fashion have one leg shorter than the other. Or equilibrium problems.
Love the bag.
DKNY Fall 2012 Show
Ashley Greene and Donna Karan
Ashley is absolutely stunning in person.
Love the purse.
Serving it up, Priestley-style.
Diane von Furstenberg Fall 2012 Show
Barbara Walters and Oscar de la Renta
Check Miss Barbara out in her bright colors and above-the-knee skirt. You WERQ it, girl.
LOVE this coat.
The classic “I’m pregnant, not fat” pose.
Rodger Berman and Rachel Zoe
Once we saw Rodger walking around with the Zoe BABYBABYBABY in his arms before her runway show, beaming with pride, all our bitchiness faded away. We won’t be able to say anything bitchy about them until the next season of their show. For now, we love his scarf and we love that they actually dress like it’s February.
Lela Rose Fall 2012 Show
Camila Alves, Shay Mitchell, and Brad Goreski
Simon Spurr Fall 2012 Show
Andy Cohen and Brad Goreski
Gabe Saporta and Erin Fetherston
She looked STUNNING in person.
Joe Jonas, Kellan Lutz, and Norman Reedus
The meat rack.
He’s absolutely adorable in person. Even with the lame-o cigarette behind the ear.
Lorenzo and Tom
Fuck all y’all haters. We look fabulous. Definitely need to work on our picture faces, because it essentially goes like this:
“Can I take your picture?”
Clearly, we need to practice in front of mirrors so we can turn that fucker on at the drop of a dime.
Tracy Reese Fall 2012 Show
Love the jacket, not so much on the jumpsuit.
Louise Rose, Selita Banks, Kate Mara, and Nikki Reed
Isn’t that pretty much how you expect a Fashion Week front row to look? Love Nikki’s pants.
Selita Banks and Kate Mara
Sassy and stylish.
[Photo Credit: Getty]