You guys! Jen really meant it when she said recently that she was going to shake up her style! Darlings, slapping her in the face a couple of times a month for the last couple of years actually WORKED!
Who should we spend the next year slapping across the face? We only want to use our awesome powers sparingly, lest we get DRUNK with power! But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.
Jennifer Aniston honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She wore a Chanel Resort 2012 dress to the event.
Chanel Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Rose Smith (NEXT)
But this isn’t quite WERQ territory, is it? What it is, is another step away from her sequined bath towels, which can only be seen as a good thing. This thing has color and pattern and shape to it and all of that makes us very very proud gay
uncles cousins. It’s funny, though. A decade-plus of posing in strapless little cocktail napkins and she doesn’t seem to quite know how to stand and pose in a more conventional dress. Little tip, Jen: that vaginocentric, hip-first, “Daphne from Scooby-Doo” style of standing doesn’t work in a dress like this. Stomach in, shoulders back, tits out, girl. Have we steered you wrong yet?
IN! She’s AMERICA’S GODDAMN SWEETHEART!
OUT! Slap an apron on her and put an apple pie in her hands.
Rihanna’s ’80s coke-fueled party girl look was not to the kittens’ liking, and they sniffed and harrumphed and voted her OUT.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, elle.com]