Grammy Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part TWO

Posted on February 13, 2012

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!

 

Anne V and Adam Levine

 He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.

 

Alicia Arden

Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.

 

Amber Rose in Versace

 Yellow wouldn’t have been our choice for her, but she looks striking as hell.

 

Bonnie Raitt

 Bless.

 

Carly Steel

 The dress is doing its job, we suppose, but the pinhead hair is distracting.

 

Carrie Underwood in Gomez-Gracia

 She burned out the screen on our hotel room TV last night. We think she’s a bit too covered up, but it’s head-turning for sure – and the black purse was a great idea.

 

D’manti

 We feel assaulted by this dress.

 

Diana Ross

 LEG WARMERS ON HER ARMS.

A GIGANTIC SENTIENT WIG.

MISS DIANA ROSS.

LEGEND.

CRAZY.

 

Jane Seymour

The dress is pretty standard, but the message is loud and clear: I. DON’T. AGE.

 

Jessie J in Julien MacDonald

Juicy Fruit wrappers.

 

Jo Champa

Enh. We can’t work up the words. The belt’s ugly, we can tell you that.

 

Joyce DiDonato

 Pretty. Soft hair would have been a better choice.

 

Julianne Hough in Kaufmanfranco

Ladies and gentlemen, Jennifer Anist–

No, wait. She’s almost 20 years younger than her. Julianne, SET YOUR STYLIST, HAIR AND MAKEUP GAYS ON FIRE.

 

Katy Perry in Elie Saab Couture

 We don’t know what is going on inside this girl’s head anymore.

 

Kelly Rowland in Alberta Ferretti

 We don’t normally use this as a criterion for assessing a dress, but her butt looked AMAZING in this. The front view’s pretty good too. Love the hair.

LL Cool J

 We love you, Cool James, but this is kind of shapeless and unflattering. Don’t hide that bod under a bushel.

 

Malin Ackerman in Cushnie et Ochs

Girl, that is not your dress, your color, your shoes, OR your makeup. Get back in the limo, stop off somewhere for a pint of Chubby Hubby, and head home to watch the show on you couch. Your heart’s clearly not in it.

 

Mika Newton

 Gown by Victoria’s Secret.

Miranda Lambert in Pavoni

 We have this thing about dresses that match the hair color. Makes our eyes twitch.

 

Taylor Swift in Zuhair Murad Couture

We can’t decide if this is too much dress for her or too much dress for the Grammys, but it’s not working here. It’s a stunning dress, but she might not be woman enough to pull it off.

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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