Warner Bros. and InStyle Golden Globes Party

Posted on January 17, 2012

Because it’s not enough for the entertainment industry to hand out awards every 36 hours from Late December to early March, we also have the after-parties, where a star can relax after a long day of watching other stars get praised at a level that probably isn’t healthy for anyone.  Or put another way: Darlings, it was the 13th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party!

Let’s rip some dresses.

 

Ahan O’Reilly

Very cute. Skirt’s maybe too complicated, but the overall look is sweet.

Can we just say we are LOVING that, after years of begging for it, the red carpet is making a small turn toward color in garments. and especially in accessories?

Ashley Benson in Versace

You can bet whenever you see a gal posing like this on the RC it means she doesn’t like her outfit. Looks like it’s a little tight on her in the top.

 

Elisabeth Moss in Alberta Ferretti

Oh dear.

The good parts: A modern, flattering haircut with the sideswept bangs the world has been begging her to sport.

The bad parts: Everything else.

Elisha Cuthbert

Love the midnight blue, but the dress itself is pretty blah and we’re not thinking a feather belt was quite the way to go, Chief Kicking Bird.

Ellie Kemper in Manish Arora

Not crazy about the black panels in the skirt, but we love that print and love the shoes paired with it because they pick up on the circular theme.

Emily VanCamp in Oscar de la Renta

Oh, EMILY. A great shape and a pretty (if a little garish) color, but the overwhelming shininess takes it down to cheap-looking and the shoes were a terrible choice.

Emma Roberts in Zac Posen

It’s better than her usual fare, but Zac Posen dresses are always more complicated than they need to be. Plus the fit in the bust isn’t so hot.

Evan Rachel Wood in Gucci

We luvya, hon, but you are no Swinton. Nice try, though. Love the pops of gold.

 

Felicity Jones in Valentino

Pretty.

Garcelle Beauvais

STUNNING.

But the accessories are disappointing.

Idina Menzel

It’s a very nice outfit, but it’s both a bit too business-like and a bit on the mature side.

Jaime King in Valentino Couture

Not Your Color, Dear. That’s not ANY blonde’s color.

 

Jenna Ushkowitz in Norman Ambrose

Pretty, but the pink sash and bow looks wrong to us; like they belong on another dress.

 

Jennifer Morrison in Victoria Beckham

Kind of a shame. The dress looks really great on her but the detailing’s all wrong. Black accessories bring the outfit down and the black nail polish makes it worse. Just not right for this look. In addition, we don’t love the flatness of her hair and her makeup looks underdone.

Kaley Cuoco in Zuhair Murad

Like a bedside lamp in a 5-year-old girl’s room. Pull on her hair and her head lights up, casting moons and stars on the ceilings.

 

Kat Graham

Too complicated.

And you might want to put some WD-40 on your boobs, because once those wheels start spinning, there could be chafing.

 

Kathy Griffin

Standard Miss Kathy dress, but the color looks great on her. She needs to start walking away from the super-shiny gowns.

Malin Akerman in Etro

The plunge is perhaps a bit much, but we think it’s a sharp dress. Metallic accessories (especially those focus-pulling shoes) were a big mistake. Also, we think a sleeker ‘do was called for.

Miranda Kerr in Dolce & Gabbana

Gorgeous dress, fantastic choice of clutch (goes with, but does not match exactly), but only so-so shoes.

 

Paz Vega

The overwhelming shiny and the big thing at her neck tend to make this look a little stodgy and mature.

Rachel Zoe

Don’t love the hair, but the lady knows what the hell she’s doing.

Rose McGowan in Blumarine

That’s how you accessorize a plain white gown. Well done, Rosie.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Teresa-Rebecca-Cunningham/100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      I kinda like Elizabeth Moss’, I just wish the dress was all the same length (slightly above the knee).

      • Anonymous

        i was also thinking, the flapper-chicness is not bad. its the ‘curtains’ around her legs thats destroying the look.
        love the hair.

        • Anonymous

          Agreed.

      • Anonymous

        I like her dress, I just think it’s not HER dress.  Her shoulders look really broad and it obliterates her curves.

    • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

      Forget everything else: shorter hair in Olsen means the season has wrapped for Mad Men

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

        March 25th!!! The countdown begins!

    • Anonymous

      Garcelle Beauvais looks fantastic for the most part but I really don’t like the exterior bra cups on the dress.  Destroys the sleekness of the lines.  I’m just not a fan of that kind of tailoring in general.

      • BerlinerNYC

        Seriously. They look like boob pockets.

        • Anonymous

          Exactly, at first glance I thought they were pockets and I recoiled in horror.

      • Anonymous

        totally agree!  I like my lingerie on the inside, thankyouverymuch.

      • Anonymous

        the boob patches should look vulgar, but somehow, they dont. thats how good this look is, methinks.

      • http://twitter.com/IamDaBee Antonija Mitt

        Agreed–especailly in velvet where every seam and detail is exaggerated. 

    • Anonymous

      Garcelle Beauvais. It is gorgeous and well fitted, but what’s up with the boob patches? I hate that.  I think my favorite of this group of dresses (and wearers) is Miranda Kerr).

      • Cathy S

        Exactly my thoughts. Those boob cups ruin that dress, which is lovely otherwise. Miranda Kerr’s dress is stunning.

    • Anonymous

      i want Garcelle’s Tom Ford dress SO DESPERATELY.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Lots of shittery going on here.  Garcelle’s boob pockets are the worst. Hands down.

      • Anonymous

        Loving that several kittens independently went with “boob pockets” to describe that dress!

    • Anonymous

      Love the color and rich material on Garcelle B., but I find those boob pockets or patches a bit distracting.

      Did someone forget to iron the hem on Jennifer Morrison’s skirt?

      Idina Menzel looks like the main character’s wife in Goodfellas.

    • http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

      What’s up with all the satin? Satin looks good on NOBODY.

    • Anonymous

      What kind of hellish plastic surgery has Rose McGowan gotten?  Please oh please let this just be a bad camera angle!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=811053804 Stacy Parker Cole

        She was in a bad car accident…

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

          Really?  Per Wikipedia (if that’s a reliable source): “‘My glasses had sliced me under my eye.’” After obtaining the services of a plastic surgeon, McGowan is reported to be suffering no long-lasting consequences from the incident.”

          I think what we’re seeing here are some bad lip injections and an unfortunate nose job… not the results of a laceration repair under her eye.

          • Anonymous

            Right, her eyes looked a little off for a while after her accident, but the rest of her facial… oddness… came much later.

          • Anonymous

            Very true. The accident isn’t the reason she’s had all the other plastic surgery. Shame, she used to be gorgeous. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NMLK23QK6C7NMLMVVYA5POXKJY WhiteMage

        i actually gaped for a minute. that is not her face!

    • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

      For some reason I love Paz Vega’s look. Normally I’m with you guys, but I can’t pin down what makes you say this one lean towards “mature” like I can with, say, Idina Menzel’s look.

      • Anonymous

        She kind of looks like a mother-of-the-bride with the dress color and that big flower thing on her shoulder.

        • Anonymous

          I was thinking more flight attendant, for some reason. 

    • Anonymous

      Ugh -I hate all of these -except maybe the first one. The green and black one is kinda cute. Jennifer Morrison is so close! Not loving Rachel Zoe. What happened to Rose McGowan’s face -she’s barely recognizable. 

      • Vaniljekjeks

        She looks like she got too many fillers and can’t move her face much. 

        • Anonymous

          I guess she was in a car accident. I had no clue. 

      • Anonymous

        She was in a car accident and had reconstructive surgery on her face.

        • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

          We’re afraid this persistent bit of lore simply isn’t true. She was in a car accident, but the only damage to her face was a cut under her eye. She did not have reconstructive surgery.

          • Anonymous

            Lordy, when will these actresses learn?  She was a beautiful woman with a great unique look!

          • Guest

            Ahan O’Reilly – Really cute look. Love the shoe.Ashley Benson – Just a sad sack of an outfit with messy hair.

            Elisabeth Moss – Cute hair and makeup but the sheer curtains ruin the look.
            Elisha Cuthbert – It looks like she’s wearing a feather belt over a night gown.
            Ellie Kemper – I love the green print.
            Emily VanCamp – Granny dress with payless shoes.
            Emma Roberts – Not great, but the best she has looked in a long time.
            Evan Rachel Wood – Sure it’s not Swinton levels of greatness, but I like it as an afterparty look.
            Felicity Jones – Pretty, but bordering on twee.
            Garcelle Beauvais – Probably the best she has looked in while.
            Idina Menzel – “Meh”
            Jaime King  – Not her dress.
            Jenna Ushkowitz  – Pretty
            Jennifer Morrison – Nice but this would look better on her in navy
            Kaley Cuoco – Not her dress. This would be better suited for the tween crowd.
            Kat Graham – Fug.
            Kathy Griffin – Too shiny and cheap looking.
            Malin Akerman – I like the dress, but she needs a different shoe.
            Miranda Kerr – Nice dress, but the shoe reads too summery.
            Paz Vega – Bland
            Rachel Zoe – She looks really nice. Having a baby did nothing but good things for her figure.
            Rose McGowan  – Shoes are really busy, but she’s making it work.

          • http://twitter.com/jennawaterford Jennifer Ford

            She’s totally Jennifer Grey’d, at least in that picture. I can’t see the old her at all even knowing it’s her.

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

            I swear, you need an asterisk explaining this whenever you include her in a post.

      • Anonymous

        Yeah, I don’t care for Rachel Zoe’s look at all either.

        • Jan Knapp

          Yeah, you guys are usually all about fit. Rachel Zoe look like she is swallowed up in this one.

    • Anonymous

      Is Emma Roberts a bobblehead for the other guests to punch?

      Emily looks like she must stay away from cigarettes. Let’s admit that Rachel Zoe should also be cautious.  

       I’ll talk designers, ’cause I sure as hell don’t know who the wearers are: The white Valentino one is too serious for the event.  I disagree on the “planets” print on the Manish Arora… fug.   

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      I think I am frocked out after yesterday’s blitz. I can’t get excited about any of it.

      • Anonymous

        I know exactly what the frock you mean, girl.

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      These are more fun than the actual awards clothes–not as many gorgeous looks but more interesting even on the awful side. And somebody has to give you guys material to riff on.

    • Anonymous

      What did Rose McGowan do to her face?  She looks like Teri Hatcher, and that’s not a good thing!

      • Anonymous

        She was in a car accident and had reconstructive surgery on her face.

        • Anonymous

          Well, that’s shut my mouth.  Thanks for letting me know I was being insensitive.

          • Anonymous

            The “has she or hasn’t she” is a parlor game we all play. I’m plenty guilty of it. I know her eyes were really different right after the surgery. I have no idea whether she has had more “while I’m at it work” done.

        • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

          She did not have reconstructive surgery on her face.

    • Anonymous

      I must disagree – I think Evan Rachel Wood looks PERFECT.

      • Anonymous

        Agreed. And Gucci seems to be a great fit for her.

    • Anonymous

      WHoa, what kind of work did Rose get done?

      • Anonymous

        She was in a car accident and had reconstructive surgery on her face.

        • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

          This drinking game is killing me. Every time you have to tell someone about her accident I’m taking a drink and I can hardly type now.

          • Anonymous

            There are certain stars that trigger the exact same comments every single time, multiple times in the same thread. Some days it just bugs, that’s all.

        • Anonymous

          Damn, that’s terrible!  She doesn’t look bad, just different.  Poor thing.

        • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

          She did not have reconstructive surgery on her face.

          • Amy Mayer

            I’m going to start drinking every time you two have to say this!

          • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

            I hope you boys have that phrase stored somewhere so it pops up automatically with a one-keystroke-command. I suspect you’ll posting it repeatedly for at least the next 6 months.

      • Anonymous

        Damn, that’s terrible!  She doesn’t look bad, just different.  Poor thing.

    • Anonymous

      Why do Hollywood stylists have so much trouble with breasts???  I love the Dolce & Gabana dress on Miranda Kerr, except that her girls are squashed, and the gorgeous red dress on Garcelle Beauvais, except for the exterior bra effect.

      Agree with you that Kathy Griffin needs to try something new, even though that dark blue looks pretty on her.

      Rachel Zoe’s dress is lovely.  It’s also about two sizes too big, as usual.

      • Lori

        ITA about Miranda Kerr’s D&G dress. She would look so much better if it wasn’t fitted to give her girls that squashed, baby’s head effect. That doesn’t look good ever. I wish people would get it through their heads that there’s a difference between sexy and “sexy”.

        • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

          I despise it the “squashed, baby’s head effect” (which is the perfect description for that look). It’s stupid, and it’s ruined the loveliness of innumerable dresses. Kerr’s dress is fabulous, but it looks ridiculous because of the squashed, baby head cleavage.

      • Mary McClelland

        I think she’s still nursing and her boobs are extra big or something, but STILL let the dress out!!!!!!!! It looks awful. Otherwise I love everything else about the look. 

        • Lori

          Just to be totally clear, I have no issue with Miranda’s body. The problem is entirely with the fit of the dress. The problem is always the clothes, fit or choice of style or whatever, not the person.

    • http://twitter.com/angelkutty Rincey

      Emily VanCamp needs to hire whoever does the costuming on Revenge because she always looks FABULOUS on that show and not-so-much in real life. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      Miranda Kerr and Malin Ackerman look PERFECT. Wouldn’t change a thing. LOVE. The rest = meh. Really don’t like Rachel Zoe’s look. 

    • Anonymous

      Ooo, is Rose rocking a LV cuff clutch? LOVE.

      • Anonymous

        I didn’t even notice that on first glance.  I freaking LOVED that clutch when La Jolie brought it out.  I want a knock off sooooo bad……

    • http://profiles.google.com/rosatcollege Ros Clarke

      Miranda Kerr is wearing MY DRESS. Okay, it probably fits her better. But still, that one is MINE.

    • Anonymous

      Once again, before all of the Rose comments flood in – she was in a terrible car accident and she did not alter her face that much on purpose.  EVERY post she is in someone says it…  I think the poor dear needs a disclaimer with all of her pics.

    • Anonymous

      I like ERW’s tux.  If every lady who wears pants to formal events gets compared SWINTON how can they ever win?  SWINTON is SWINTON, and she is her own entity.  

      Also – I didn’t like the D&G collection that Miranda Kerr’s dress came from, but she is pulling that off with aplomb.

    • Anonymous

      I’m not feeling the love for Malin Akerman’s outfit.  To me that dress looks like what a flapper would wear to play tennis.

    • Anonymous

      I like Wood’s pantsuit a lot. I think it is perfect for an after party. She gets to bust out the pretty gowns for the real event. Leave the showing off for the others.

      I love Kemper’s and Ackerman’s outifts. Props for wearing Manish Arora and Etro. Those designers do such an amazing job with color and print.

      ETA: Thanks for blogging your hearts out guys.

    • Anonymous

      I am able to see Elisabeth Moss’s facial features in this picture, so she must have done something right about her makeup. If her dress didn’t have that overskirt and was in a color it would be beautiful.

      • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

        I kind of like it, even with the overlay.  The problem with the overlay is that it draws too much focus down to her shoes, and her shoes aren’t good.

    • Anonymous

      Commenting again to say that Rose McGowan had some facial reconstructive surgery due to a car accident. Can we put a moratorium on making fun of her face, as we have we have with SJP’s hands?

      • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

        She didn’t have facial reconstructive surgery, as far as we can ascertain. She had a cut under her eye that was stitched up by a plastic surgeon.

    • Anonymous

      Felicity Jones’s dress looks like it could stand up by itself.

      I think Lizzie Moss looks pretty great, except for the sheer overlay.

    • Anonymous

      I love Ellie Kemper , what exactly is that on the front of her dress?Tulle embroidered with green plastic iridescent discs and crescents? Anyway it looks like it is glowing. pretty awesome.
      Also love Gracelle Beauvals for wearing velvet in January. Beautiful.
      Miranda Kerr also looks nice, but I see I’m not the only one who thinks the bust is too tight.
      Also Jamie King. Very relaxed 1930′s look, pretty.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      Ugh.  I do  not like Zoe’s dress.  Or maybe it’s just that her hair and make-up are so appalling that the dress is rendered unappealing by close association.

      I love, love, love Ellie’s dress and shoes, and she looks happy wearing it.  I also like Felicity’s dress very much, but it doesn’t look like she’s all that pleased with it.

    • Anonymous

      It looks like Rachel Zoe is playing dress-up in her mommy’s wedding gown.

      • shinsei designs

        Thank you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. Zoe constantly looks like a little girl wearing her mother’s clothes – everything is too large.

        • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

          Isn’t it odd that Rachel Zoe can make her clients look wonderful, but can’t dress herself?

          Kathy Griffin’s dress also is huge on her and way too long.

    • Anonymous

      Who made the beautiful dress Rachel Zoe is wearing?  Gorgeous.  Miranda Kerr in D&G and Malin Akerman in Etro look fabulous.  Elizabeth Moss has found her hairdo!  Very pretty — If the gauze had been cut off to align with the bottom hem, she would have hit it out of the park.   Julia’s niece look ill.

    • http://twitter.com/IamDaBee Antonija Mitt

      Obviously the real stars were at a different party.  But–so nice to see Pas Vega on the RC–love her!! 

    • Anonymous

      Um, has Rose McGowan done something tragic to her previously pretty face?  And why does Rachel Zoe look so angry?

      • Anonymous

        She was in a car accident and had reconstructive surgery on her face.

        • Anonymous

          OMG!  I had no idea, didn’t hear about that.  I will immediately switch from judging mode to sympathy/well wishing mode.  Thanks for the info.

          • Anonymous

            I just responded to another poster that we all speculate. How can we not, seeing as so many stars mess with their faces?

        • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

          She did not have reconstructive surgery on her face.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000317486855 Kathy Williamson

      I had no idea who 95% of these ladies are… I am showing my age I suppose!! 

    • Anonymous

      I couldn’t tell that these women were all going to the same event.  Very odd range of lengths and fabrics for a winter event.  Also, Emma Roberts is looking HARSH.

    • Anonymous

      Miranda Kerr and Rose McGowan won out of this bunch.

    • Susan Crawford

      I love how Elizabeth Moss is posing with her head perfectly framed in the Warner Bros. shield. Sort of like a Hollywood halo effect! At last she has her hair looking great, but I’m just hating all these part-sheer, part-not dresses. The sheer stuff always ends up accentuating parts of the body better left covered, and the covered parts always look like a whole other dress that somehow got lost in the frenzy of adding chiffon.

      Miranda Kerr – super-gorgeous dress! Love the colors, the pattern, the fit – just lovely.
      Ellie Klemper – I agree about those black panels, but overall, this dress is great! Sort of a Gustav Klimt pattern. Know what else I just love about Ellie? She always looks really HAPPY! So nice after seeing way too many sulky starlets, phony pouts and expressionless stares.
      Garcelle – I loved everything about this dress except those bra-cups. Could this dress not have been fitted without those things? I know velvet is probably VERY tricky to work with, but . . . bra cups? Ew.
      Kat Graham: appears to be wearing a dress made from an old carnival booth. Spin those wheels and win a giant pink teddy bear, girl!
      Jennifer Morrison: Right on about the accessories. Imagine this with an amazing bordeaux minaudiere, and fabulous Zanotti silver sandals and pear-shaped ruby earrings. Zowie!

    • Susan Crawford

      I love how Elizabeth Moss is posing with her head perfectly framed in the Warner Bros. shield. Sort of like a Hollywood halo effect! At last she has her hair looking great, but I’m just hating all these part-sheer, part-not dresses. The sheer stuff always ends up accentuating parts of the body better left covered, and the covered parts always look like a whole other dress that somehow got lost in the frenzy of adding chiffon.

      Miranda Kerr – super-gorgeous dress! Love the colors, the pattern, the fit – just lovely.
      Ellie Klemper – I agree about those black panels, but overall, this dress is great! Sort of a Gustav Klimt pattern. Know what else I just love about Ellie? She always looks really HAPPY! So nice after seeing way too many sulky starlets, phony pouts and expressionless stares.
      Garcelle – I loved everything about this dress except those bra-cups. Could this dress not have been fitted without those things? I know velvet is probably VERY tricky to work with, but . . . bra cups? Ew.
      Kat Graham: appears to be wearing a dress made from an old carnival booth. Spin those wheels and win a giant pink teddy bear, girl!
      Jennifer Morrison: Right on about the accessories. Imagine this with an amazing bordeaux minaudiere, and fabulous Zanotti silver sandals and pear-shaped ruby earrings. Zowie!

    • Susan Crawford

      I love how Elizabeth Moss is posing with her head perfectly framed in the Warner Bros. shield. Sort of like a Hollywood halo effect! At last she has her hair looking great, but I’m just hating all these part-sheer, part-not dresses. The sheer stuff always ends up accentuating parts of the body better left covered, and the covered parts always look like a whole other dress that somehow got lost in the frenzy of adding chiffon.

      Miranda Kerr – super-gorgeous dress! Love the colors, the pattern, the fit – just lovely.
      Ellie Klemper – I agree about those black panels, but overall, this dress is great! Sort of a Gustav Klimt pattern. Know what else I just love about Ellie? She always looks really HAPPY! So nice after seeing way too many sulky starlets, phony pouts and expressionless stares.
      Garcelle – I loved everything about this dress except those bra-cups. Could this dress not have been fitted without those things? I know velvet is probably VERY tricky to work with, but . . . bra cups? Ew.
      Kat Graham: appears to be wearing a dress made from an old carnival booth. Spin those wheels and win a giant pink teddy bear, girl!
      Jennifer Morrison: Right on about the accessories. Imagine this with an amazing bordeaux minaudiere, and fabulous Zanotti silver sandals and pear-shaped ruby earrings. Zowie!

    • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

      Most of these dresses are what I’d expect to see women wearing to the opera! (in my imagination, I’ve never been to the opera)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      Garcelle Beauvais’s dress: These are my boob pockets. I keep my boobs in them.

    • Anonymous

      Rachel Zoe knows what she’s doing? She looks like she put that dress on backwards.

    • Judy_J

      I had a homemade Barbie dress that looked exactly like the one Jennifer Morrison is wearing, only my Barbie looked better in it.

    • Anonymous

      Can Ellie Kemper get any more adorable??

    • MilaXX

      Ahan O’Reilly – Really cute look. Love the shoe.Ashley Benson – Just a sad sack of an outfit with messy hair.

      Elisabeth Moss – Cute hair and makeup but the sheer curtains ruin the look.
      Elisha Cuthbert – It looks like she’s wearing a feather belt over a night gown.
      Ellie Kemper – I love the green print.
      Emily VanCamp – Granny dress with payless shoes.
      Emma Roberts – Not great, but the best she has looked in a long time.
      Evan Rachel Wood – Sure it’s not Swinton levels of greatness, but I like it as an afterparty look.
      Felicity Jones – Pretty, but bordering on twee.
      Garcelle Beauvais – Probably the best she has looked in while.
      Idina Menzel – “Meh”
      Jaime King  – Not her dress.
      Jenna Ushkowitz  – Pretty
      Jennifer Morrison – Nice but this would look better on her in navy
      Kaley Cuoco – Not her dress. This would be better suited for the tween crowd.
      Kat Graham – Fug.
      Kathy Griffin – Too shiny and cheap looking.
      Malin Akerman – I like the dress, but she needs a different shoe.
      Miranda Kerr – Nice dress, but the shoe reads too summery.
      Paz Vega – Bland
      Rachel Zoe – She looks really nice. Having a baby did nothing but good things for her figure.
      Rose McGowan  – Shoes are really busy, but she’s making it work.

    • Anonymous

      LOVE Ellie’s and Miranda’s choices.  Fresh and different.

      I actually really, really like Elizabeth Moss’s dress until we get to the curtains at the bottom.  From there up, it’s gorgeous.

    • Anonymous

      LOVE Ellie Kemper’s dress. Girl looks like she’s there to have fun.
      Emma Roberts – Has someone been skipping meals?
      ERW- I think she looks fabulous.
      Garcelle B. – I’m surprised this got a stunning-with-capital-letters and ERW got a ho-hum. To me, this is just an ok dress. She looks pretty, but nothing to get excited about.
      Jennifer M. – The dress fits her beautifully, but I agree that she needed a little more oomph in the accessories/makeup/hair. Plus, what’s going on with that hem?
      Malin Ackerman – LOVE that dress.
      Rachel Zoe – That dress is just plain fugly.
      Rose McGowan – Stunning.

    • Anonymous

      Jenna Ushkowitz gets points for not wearing something too short for once!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

      I think that Rachael Zoe looks like a coatrack. No likey.

    • http://profiles.google.com/claudiaberry Claudia Berry

      WTH did Rose McGowan do to her face??????  Was there a Marilyn Manson exes reunion?  :D

    • aimee_parrott

      You know, I actually think Elisabeth Moss looks perfect from the knees up.  If only that sheer overlay ended where the rest of the dress does!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ernie-Guzman/1587035573 Ernie Guzman

      Can someone please hammer Paz Vega’s metal boobs back into alignment?  Thanks.

    • Anonymous

      Ahan O’Reilly: That color combination (shoes and dress)! Yes, please!

    • http://twitter.com/Athenabast Athena Bast

      That’s Rose McGowan? What the hell happened to her face?

    • Anonymous

      I just want to run up to Kaley Cuoco and yell “What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?”

      “Look at your life, look at your choices.”

    • Diego!

      That IS Rose MCGowan???? What happened to her face and nose?? OMG! I still can’t recognize her!

    • Anonymous

      Garcelle Beauvais, really? You like boob patches?

    • Anonymous

      Rachel Zoe: twee does not become her.

    • Anonymous

      What would it take to convince Emma Roberts to switch to a dark hair color?  That blonde does not become her.
      Luv Malin Akerman’s outfit, and ERW looks sharp.

    • http://www.facebook.com/foodhussy Heather Johnson

      re: Rose – um plastic surgery much?

      • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

        Car accident a few years ago. Yes, I’ll say it every time.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MBZQXGWCTBDTAZMEM4S2EJUNUQ Katie

      I cannot believe you missed Shailene Woodley’s barefoot running shoes + gown combo. What kind of bitches are you?

      • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

        The kind that posted and commented on over 500 red carpet looks in the last week.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MBZQXGWCTBDTAZMEM4S2EJUNUQ Katie

          But … I thought you were like omnipotent fashion gods or something, beyond the laws of physics and energy requirements. I am so disillusioned right now!

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      There’s something good about almost all of these dresses.  I can’t even remember the last time that happened in a Red Carpet post.

      Jenna, Emily and Emma are all suffering from “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” syndrome. I’m not loving Emma’s dress anyway, but it would look a hell of a lot better on someone else. It’s overwhelming her. Jenna never picks the right thing, so this is no surprise. At least it’s not a gyno-dress. I’m not sure why I don’t like Emily’s dress on her, but something looks a little off.

      Rachel Zoe looks ridiculous. She always looks like her clothes are two sizes too big. Maybe she should start shopping in the little girls’ department.

      I’d crawl over glass for Malin Ackerman’s dress. I’d do the same to look as great in a white gown as Rose McGowan does.

      Elizabeth Moss would be perfect if not for the sheer overlay. I will fall on my knees and thank the Fashion Gods when that look disappears. I’d rather see open-toed boots stick around for another season or two than see one more dress with a sheer overlay.

      Kathy Griffin always looks like she’s trying too hard. She’s just not glamorous. I love the color on her, though.

      Ahan O’Reilly is perfectly adorable. Evan Rachel Wood is just perfect.

      Miranda Kerr’s dress is so gorgeous that I can’t stopped looking at it.

      Kaley Cuoco’s dress is the reason I said there’s something good about almost all of these dresses. If you’re in middle school, you’re too old to be wearing that thing. There are two reasons I can come up with for why she’s wearing it. 1) Most of her fans are under 12 years old, and it’s a little shout out to them; 2) She’s just converted to Catholicism, and she’s going to her First Communion ceremony after the party.

    • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

      I have to disagree about Kat Graham’s dress. I think that thing rocks!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      Uncles T and Lo-please explain your thinking on what calls for sleek hair and what doesn’t.  I can’t follow your reasoning as to why hair does or doesn’t “go” with a gown/dress.  (As long as they DO something with it!)

    • Anonymous

      Ellie Kemper is too impossibly cute for words.

      I had such a girl crush on Rose McGowan in “Jawbreaker”….That creature she looks like now makes me want to hurl.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

      I wish Rose McGowan hadn’t mutilated her face….I used to think she was so incredibly beautiful. Is that even the same woman?

    • Anonymous

      Rachel Zoe’s dress is the fucking ugliest thing I’ve seen in a long time.  It looks like she wrapped herself in her grandma’s shower curtain.  It just HANGS on her.  Perhaps she needs to shop in the Children’s Section of the store next time.  NO NO NO. 

    • glennethph

      Wow, I did not recognize Rose McGowan.

    • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

      Wow. Rose is looking more like herself. I assume you didn’t mention the fit of Rachel’s gown because, well, Rachel Zoe, right? I can’t believe Emma Roberts almost looks good, but my reward goes to Malin: very unique and flattering look.

    • Anonymous

      Victoria Beckham should made tube socks. Oh wait she does – just bigger and calls them dresses. COME ON!

    • Yosa Addiss

      I see way too many boob loaves here.  Let those dresses out an inch in the bustline and the girls would be much perkier!

    • Anonymous

      love: Miranda Kerr in Dolce & Gabbana and Rose McGowan in Blumarine

    • frankystein123

      Kaley Cuoco, you look like a freakin’ wedding cake.