Get your coffee and allons-y! It’s time to make some celebrities CRY!
Alyson Hanningan in Alice + Olivia
The dress is okay (but probably a little short on her). What really make us want to hug her are the silver peeptoe platform pumps because they’re not black peeptoe platform pumps or beige peeptoe platform pumps. Innovative!
Ashley Greene in DKNY
If you’re gonna wear a leather n’ lace dress that’s so tight the world can see your nipples AND your bellybutton through the leather, you might as well just wear an all-lace dress and let your bits breathe free.
The preceding advice does not apply here.
Cobie Smulders in Reem Acra
Kind of striking, kind of “Fallon on Dynasty.” But damn, girl, get yourself some shoes that fit.
Demi Lovato in Marchesa
We’re just not fans of that peach shade and we dislike the way the bodice is so boob-centric. Marchesa makes another one we don’t like.
Elisha Cuthbert in Vawk
That bodice looks absolutely painful — way too tight. The skirt looks like a tablecloth. The proportions are wrong here.
Bows! Bows! BOWS!!! GRACE JOHNSON IS VERY INTO BOWS RIGHT NOW!!!!
The religious compound is one block down and two blocks over, dear.
Jennifer Morrison in Oscar de la Renta
Sweetie, did you happen to hire an out-of-work drag queen to style you? Because you’re serving up Drag Revue Hostess.
Kaley Cuoco in Badgley Mischka
Pretty. Could’ve used some color.
Enh. She does better now than she used to but she basically wears the same gown in different colors. And we’re not loving this particular color on her.
Kelly Osbourne in Honor
WHAT the–? We don’t know what evil queen talked you into doing that to your hair, but you need to DROP THEM OFF A CLIFF, girl.
Also, your dress looks like the lining to a much more fabulous dress.
Lea Michele in Marchesa
Miley Cyrus in David Koma
It’s got some dicey cutouts and we’re not entirely sure about the metallic fuchsia pumps but she looks – wait, let’s be sure, counting the rings… yes, it’s true! She looks HER OWN AGE. Very cute. Not perfect, but cute.
Girl, that’s not your dress. It’s Keira Knightley’s. She wins.
On the other hand, Girl that IS your dress and everyone else in the world needs to get the fuck out of your way. KILLING it.
Vanessa Hudgens in Jenny Packham
Pretty, but kind of mature in a “Kiss of the Spider Woman” sort of way.
Oh wow. She’s still around? We thought the internet got together and set her on fire some time back in November. How was your trip to 1987, Whit? We see you did some shopping.
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