Here’s what we don’t get: If Linds has to backdoor her way into parties because she hasn’t been invited to them, how the hell is she scoring free Prada dresses?
Lindsay Lohan attends the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards The Weinstein Company Afterparty in Prada paired with Chopard jewelry.
And how hilarious is it that she came in through the back door, but made her way to the step-and-repeat?
That blush/peach color thing has reached critical mass with us. That’s not her fault, but we’re seriously hoping all the stylists have gotten this out of their systems and are all moving on to jewel tones for the Oscars.
The dress looks pretty good on her. As we said, we’re over the color, but the shape and fit are okay, which is a step in the right direction. It’s not really our style, what with the big bow and all. And she sure is covered up, although that might be a blessing. We’d probably like it a lot more if she wasn’t one big skin-colored column.
Oh sure, she needs a bra, but let’s take baby steps for now. Perhaps the next one should be, oh, … we don’t know, makeup maybe? How does that sound to you, Lindsay? Think you can score some free makeup for the next time you want to crash a party? Check the gift bags. They might have some in there already. And could you let your natural color come back, please? Your hair is getting close to the consistency of cotton candy and it needs a break.
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