Kate Bosworth in Antonio Berardi

Posted on January 24, 2012

Kate, we just want to salute you for your deviousness.

 

Kate Bosworth attends the ‘Black Rock’ premiere during the 2012 Sundance Film Festival in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with Casadei pumps.

Antonio Berardi Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Pauline van der Cruysse

Because these pictures had us scrambling to find your birthdate and somehow you got the entire internet to believe you’re 29 years old. That’s amazing, dear. How ever did you manage to get everyone from Wikipedia to IMDB to shave those extra 30 years off your age?

She’s one of those stars who’ve worked very hard to cultivate a Fashion-with-a-capital-F persona. Which is great, because not many stars in their 20s make the effort. But she seems to have looked to elderly New York society matrons for her inspiration because whenever we see her dressed up, she always looks like she’s decades older than she is, even though her skin is perfectly smooth and her body perfectly perky. This is what poor styling does. It takes a great, eye-catching dress like this, and, through the magic of severe hairstyles and rather standard accessorizing, she winds up looking quite harsh.

To be fair, we’re not sure that’s her dress, but we think the look could be improved for her. Blow out that hair, tone down those lips, change out those shoes for something a little trendier, try some more dramatic eye makeup,  and for Oprah’s sake, put on some damn jewelry. Honestly, must we do EVERYTHING for you people?

[Photo Credit: Jemal Countess/Getty Images, elle.com]

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