Darlings, it has been far too long since we all gathered around the fire like a family and told a starlet what she got wrong with her outfit. Let’s really get this new year started by being totally judgmental bitches, shall we?
Rooney Mara attends the premiere of “Millenium: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” in Paris in a Louis Vuitton dress.
Never before have we seen an actress who can so easily switch back and forth from “mental patient” to “Audrey Hepburn.” To paraphrase a movie no one saw, “We don’t know how she does it.” Although granted, even when she’s in Hepburn mode (as she is here) she’s got a just-under-the-surface off-putting quality that makes her more intriguing than the average starlet.
As for this look, well it’s kind of hard to get it wrong. With her hair styled and her makeup on, all she really needs to do is throw on a Little Black Dress and the look; she is complete. We’re not over-the-moon about the dress. It’s fine, but we don’t love the silhouette and the beading looks a bit like it’s weighing down the bodice. In addition – and this is purely a preference – we’re very not crazy about the naked shoe. It’s fine if you’re in some L.A. or some resort town, but in a slightly formal setting like this, we tend to think they look a little out of place.
IN! She’s Audrey Hepburn – in ROBOT FORM! What took the world so long?
OUT! She creeps me out and her dress is weird.
The minions were torn over the final “In or Out” of 2011. Most of you agreed that Zooey Deschanel’s dress was too plain and under-styled, but then y’all voted her IN because you couldn’t really get worked up over it. You’ll have to be made of harder stuff in 2012, darlings.
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