We still have at least one more megapost rundown of a bunch of SAG Awards looks, but let’s shine our spotlight in another direction for a moment. Let’s all look at Jen.
Jennifer Aniston at the 64th Annual Directors Guild Of America Awards in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with Celine shoes and a Salvatore Ferragamo bag.
Hi Jen. You’re in another bathwrap of a dress, we see.
Yep: Pin-straight hair, naked shoes, and a beaded bath towel. It’s been the uniform for over a decade now. We’re not so cold and cruel as to suggest she actually looks bad here. No, she looks hot and that’s always been Goal Number One with her. But for the first time, she looks pretty over it, doesn’t she? Like she might actually be tired of dressing this way? Is it getting to her? Are we having an effect? Clap louder, children!
It’s up to you. You hold the power to push Jen over the edge; to finally get her to admit that maybe she’s getting a teensy bit too old for these dresses, even if she still has the bod to pull them off. You can do this, kittens. You can send a powerful message. Don’t let us, Jen, or the very idea of style and taste down.
IN! Fuck the haters, Jen! I love you!
OUT! Desperate, sad, and tired.
SJP’s NYC Boho-chic confused a lot of kittens and there was much debate, but the vote came down to IN. Kate Beckinsale didn’t fare as well and her folded-napkin dress got a bored “OUT” from the commentariat.
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