We’d heard Cam went platinum before we saw the pictures. Yes. We live in that world. Anyway, for whatever reasons, we were prepared to like the idea, assuming it would suit her looks. Well forget that.
Cameron Diaz attends The Weinstein Company’s 2012 Golden Globe Awards After Party in Beverly Hills.
Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2012 Collection
Maybe the problem here is the hairstyle, which is awful and makes her look like she spent the day in a chlorine-infested swimming pool, but even if she had a ‘do that suited her better we doubt it could make that bad dye job any more flattering. We swear you can read that all in her face and body language. There’s a code to look for when someone hates what they just did to their hair but can’t do anything about it. She’s got the smile locked in place but she’s pissed.
Of course, things could’ve been improved by a killer outfit and we’re sorry, but this one ain’t doing the job. Not a bad dress on its own. In fact, it’s a pretty nice one. But it’s clearly just a little too tight on her and the color’s so vivid, which is not what she needed when she’s sporting that shock of hair up top. Something to play down the harshness, not add to it. Sweetie, go and get that thing fixed, no matter how much it costs you. You’ll feel better.
IN! She’s turning heads, bitches!
OUT! She looks like those plastc Q-tips you get at the dollar store.
The commentariat rose up as one and shouted “Ooh la la!” to Marion Cotillard’s Dior. We think that means it’s IN.
[Photo Credit: Charley Gallay/Getty Images, elle.com]