HBO Golden Globes Party

Posted on January 17, 2012

Darlings, it was the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards HBO Afterparty and everyone was forced to stand in front of an ugly laundry detergent logo and look sober! But let’s judge them anyway.

Alexander Skarsgard

Well done on the fit, but your tie’s askew and we can tell you’re not wearing an undershirt.

 

Alice Eve

The dress is only so-so, but the look as a whole is pretty put together. We would have asked for at least one pop of color.

 

Alison Pill

Cute dress, boring shoes. Also, pay to have your hair done when you know you’re getting your picture taken.

 

Anne Heche in Collette Dinnigan

Dull as dishwater – and about the same color.

 

Ashley Jones

The gold shoes are kind of an unusual choice but we’re so damn tired of black lace dresses.

 

Carrie Preston

Great color on her. It’s only an okay look but she, bless her heart, has the worst time of it on the red carpet, so this is a big improvement.

 

Emilia Clarke

At least it’s kind of an interesting black lace dress, but man, are those some geriatric “bus trip to the casinos” shoes she’s sporting.

 

Jane Fonda in Jack Guisso

It’s probably all pulleys and electrical tape underneath, but you gotta give the lady credit for pulling it together and looking spectacular.

Joe Manganiello

Perfect.

 

John Stamos

Suit’s a bit shiny and of course his pose is terrible, but he looks adorable in those frames.

 

Julia Ormond in Tadashi Shoji

Oh, GIRL. A dress like this needs styling and you, sadly, seem to have skipped that part.

 

Kate Walsh

Kind of a generic 2008 dress, wouldn’t you say?

 

Lena Headey

A bit too “little bride on the prairie.”

 

Stephen Amell

He’s as cute as a button, but ENOUGH WITH THE OIL SLICK SUITS ON THE RED CARPET, DUDES!

Sorry. Sometimes we just snap.

 

Thomas Jane

Skank.

 

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Sweetie, nipples are sources of fun and nutrition. They’re not hooks upon which you hang a dress.

 

[Photo Credit: PR Photos>

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