Darlings, it was the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards HBO Afterparty and everyone was forced to stand in front of an ugly laundry detergent logo and look sober! But let’s judge them anyway.
Well done on the fit, but your tie’s askew and we can tell you’re not wearing an undershirt.
The dress is only so-so, but the look as a whole is pretty put together. We would have asked for at least one pop of color.
Cute dress, boring shoes. Also, pay to have your hair done when you know you’re getting your picture taken.
Anne Heche in Collette Dinnigan
Dull as dishwater – and about the same color.
The gold shoes are kind of an unusual choice but we’re so damn tired of black lace dresses.
Great color on her. It’s only an okay look but she, bless her heart, has the worst time of it on the red carpet, so this is a big improvement.
At least it’s kind of an interesting black lace dress, but man, are those some geriatric “bus trip to the casinos” shoes she’s sporting.
Jane Fonda in Jack Guisso
It’s probably all pulleys and electrical tape underneath, but you gotta give the lady credit for pulling it together and looking spectacular.
Suit’s a bit shiny and of course his pose is terrible, but he looks adorable in those frames.
Julia Ormond in Tadashi Shoji
Oh, GIRL. A dress like this needs styling and you, sadly, seem to have skipped that part.
Kind of a generic 2008 dress, wouldn’t you say?
A bit too “little bride on the prairie.”
He’s as cute as a button, but ENOUGH WITH THE OIL SLICK SUITS ON THE RED CARPET, DUDES!
Sorry. Sometimes we just snap.
Sweetie, nipples are sources of fun and nutrition. They’re not hooks upon which you hang a dress.
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