“Haywire” Premiere Boys

Posted on January 09, 2012

Let’s do some boys, kittens!

The “Haywire” Los Angeles premiere was chock full of the man meat. Let’s assess.

 

Channing Tatum

Serving up Draper. Actually, he’s serving up Pete Campbell but thinks he’s serving up Draper. He looks good, but the suit is one cheeseburger away from being too tight on him.

 

Dominic Monaghan

We give him credit for trying something a little different, but the shoes look cheap and nothing seems to fit him as well as it should. Also, the all-grey color story doesn’t really suit his coloring.

Ewan McGregor

Ewan, when you choose to wear pants that tight – and we’re not complaining, mind you – then it’s probably a good idea to skip the “hand in pocket” pose. You’re gonna need the jaws of life to pry it out of there. Still, you look very cute and we love the off-the-beaten-path vibe of your style choices.

Wait. That shirt’s not sheer, is it?

Matthew Bomer and Joe Manganiello

It’ll never work, guys. You’re all wrong for each other.

Also serving up Draper (and doing a better job of it). We don’t love the color of the suit and he’d look a lot sharper if his tie was tighter.

It’s kind of hard to make that bod look bad, but the grooming north of the neck is doing him no favors. Shave and a haircut, Joe.

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, Getty]

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