David Beckham Bodywear for H&M
Here you go, Ladies and Ladyboys. He really doesn’t do a thing for us, but we understand he has a following.
Prettyboys with no body hair and an abundance of tattoos will never not look like gay porn stars to us. Sorry, Becks. Then again, we suspect that was at least partially what you were going for.
You may have noticed that he’s not wearing much. There’s a reason:
“David Beckham’s debut Bodywear collection for H&M has quality and longevity at its core. This first collection introduces nine underwear styles for men which will go on to form the products of the long-term unique partnership between David Beckham and H&M. Designed by David’s in-house team and sold exclusively at H&M, the focus is on fit, function, comfort and design, avoiding overt branding to present a range of new classics, comprising of briefs, boxers, vests, T-shirts, pyjamas and long johns. The result of eighteen months of research and development, the collection aims to set a new standard in men’s bodywear for the 21st century. Available from 2nd February 2012 in 1,800 H&M stores worldwide as well as on-line.”
Pyjamas! Oh, the Brits and their funny made-up words.
All of these pieces will make you magically look like David Beckham the second you put them on. Save your pennies, ladyboys!