Chloe Sevigny for Interview Magazine

Posted on January 12, 2012

Fashion performance artist (and possible MPD sufferer) Chloe Sevigny works her special brand of magic once again in a salute to the world’s sex workers in the February 2012 issue of Interview magazine. Let’s meet the alters, shall we?

Zhanya, Kiev, 29 years old. Specializes in girl-on-girl and mild BDSM. Hopes to open her own daycare center someday.

Tess, New York, 30 years old. Specializes in celebrity impersonations and fellatio. Has a Master’s in Economic Theory. Bipolar.

 

Britt, London, 34 years old. Specializes in CBT and adult baby roleplaying. Putting her 3 kids through private school. Getting a certificate in cake decorating.

Pilar, Buenos Aires, 24 years old. Specializes in bondage and light asphyxiation. Knitter.

 

Joanne, Los Angeles, 38 years old. Specializes in roleplaying sultry latinas for studio executives, even though her parents were Norwegian. World champion kickboxer. Has over $700,000 in savings.

Dimetria, Athens, 27 years old. Specializes in massage for female clients only. Breeds ferrets. Has a slight lisp.

 

Photographed by Craig McDean and styled by Karl Templer.

[Image Credit: Melancholybaby via the fashionspot.com]


    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cortney-Dean/100002491593625 Cortney Dean

      I. die. You two are too damned funny. I almost lost my coffee when I found out Pilar was a knitter.

      • Anonymous

        I, too, spat up a bit on my keyboard.

        • Sarah Tyrchniewicz

          LOL me too!

        • Anonymous

          Venti Iced Coffee EVERYWHERE!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

          I learned long ago to read TLo AFTER my coffee. It took me two keyboards.

      • Anonymous

        fortunately, I was not drinking anything…

      • Oze R.

        Same here. I’m a knitter, and I have Argentinian friends who are knitters, bwahaha!

      • Anonymous

        Best.  Comment.  Ever.  Or at least so far this year! 

    • Anonymous

      Breeds ferrets!

    • oohsparkley!

      Snort! Have you guys been reading the Personal ads?  She has not only MPD but she multi-culteral too! Bless.

    • Anonymous

      Adult baby role play. Wheeze. I bow down to your vast knowledge of kink.

      • Anonymous

        I know what you mean. I’m casting around trying to figure out CBT. Unless they mean cognitive behavioral therapy. . . 

        • Anonymous

          Google (on PRIVATE browsing, thank you very much) tells me that CBT = Cock and Ball Torture.

          I wasn’t really interested in exploring that one any further.

          • Anonymous

            Oh, my. Lalalalalala.

            • Anonymous

              Yeah, I know. Sorry about that. I have a severe case of the icks now.

            • Anonymous

              Thank you for Googling it.  I was afraid to.

          • http://profiles.google.com/denise.alden Denise Alden

            Thanks for doing the dirty work and explaining CBT!

          • vmcdanie

            Thanks for taking the hit for all of us.

            Do not wish to see those image files.

          • Anonymous

            Hahahahaha!!!!!

          • leilah

            Thanks for that (I think) — I was with BBomber, thinking it was “cognitive behavioral therapy”…..

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          Hints: the last word is “torture” and it relates to something done to men.   The rest, you’re on your own about.

          • Anonymous

            I’d click “like” but I don’t think I’d like! (If I had the equipment, that is.)

        • Anonymous

          She probably does that as well.

        • foodycat

          I assumed cognitive behavioural therapy, thinking it was a fun juxtaposition with adult baby role play. And now I am squicked out.

      • http://twitter.com/rgmx Mercy

        Hahaha.  Indeed, very impressed by your knowledge of kink and the world of dominatrices/dominatrixes!  Bravo, Tlo!

      • Anonymous

        Please, Philly’s kink culture grows more every day thanks to Kali.  (oops)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=816120314 Chason Dailey

      Joanne clearly takes sartorial cues from Tim Curry.

      • Anonymous

        I was thinking Joanne looks like the child of Tim Curry and Nancy Spungen.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          I will be seeing that behind my eyelids all day!

      • foodycat

        Yes! Totally Frankenfurter!

        • Anonymous

          This was my first thought too!

        • Anonymous

          Bahahahaaaaaa. Yes!

      • Anonymous

        For I minute I wondered if Joanne was going to be introduced as working to fund her still-transitional transformation from “Joe”

      • Anonymous

        I had the same thought.

    • Anonymous

      This post is NSFW because I can’t stop laughing. Jesus!! 

    • Sobaika Mirza

      OH MY GOD. My coworkers have no idea why I’m positively cackling right now. 

      Thanks TLo! Just what I needed to get through this rainy afternoon.

    • Hetha Innis

      You guys are both brilliant! I love C.S. and hope she sees this, she’d probably love it!

    • Anonymous

      The breadth of your knowledge blows me away.

      Your Chloe posts never disappoint.

    • Scott Hester-Johnson

      More like “Joanne (née Joe), Los Angeles, 38 years old. Notorious “chick with dick” known for luring Hollywood celebrities into scandals.

    • Anonymous

      You owe me a keyboard.  I just spewed my drink on it.  Duuudes!!!

    • Anonymous

      Shit you guys are brilliant! My favorite – Dimetria. “Has a slight lisp.”

    • Anonymous

      Gentlemen, I think these captions demonstrate that you’re ready for a sideline in writing those humor footnotes at The New Yorker.

      A ray of wry sunshine on a gloomy, wet day.

    • Anonymous

      Oh god, you guys are killing me with this one. Being Bay Area born and bred, I have known a few dominatrices and strippers who were working on their masters in philosophy or whatever.

      I will say, Chloe looks really beautiful in the Tess and Britt photos.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      You two are a special category of fabulous.  I hope you know that all the way into the middles of your lovely/bitchy hearts.

      Some of the quotes of la Sevigny are truly gasp worthy. She worries that her position as a fashion icon has affected her career?  (snorting with laughter)

      • Anonymous

        I laughed, too.  This fashion spread is sure to change that.

    • Anonymous

      ☆★☆★☆★☆★ABSOFREAKINGBRILLIANT☆★☆★☆★☆

    • http://twitter.com/Kerry_McC Kerry McCombs

      You two are TOO MUCH. Perfection. Can someone give you a writing award this instant???

    • allisankelly

      Thank you very much for the giggles. Greatly needed and appreciated.

    • Anonymous

      I never noticed how much she looks like Gaga.  Similar facial structures when they’re both sans makeup.

      • Anonymous

        Exactly what I was thinking: 3,5, and 7 are uncanny!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SIYJUELILOTFYDYWWHGHP5UTNI e

      One of the funniest posts ever :)

    • Kyle Crawford

      Pilar is smokin’ hot!

    • Stephen Bornstein

      You didnt mention theat this noir tarte looks better here than usual…and cleaner. Thnks for the laughs.

    • Anonymous

      Oh my god, amazing! Thanks for that.

    • Anonymous

      I LOVE THIS POST. Chloe Sevigny needs to do a photoshoot every damn week. It’s good for my Bitter Kitten soul.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Linda-Harris/1358701372 Linda Harris

      that certainly improved my mood. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages. Thanks

    • Anonymous

      I heart these posts almost as much as the Miss Universe parade of costume commentary.  You guys kill. Thanks for the high-brow to low-brow humor everyday.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1468295759 Connie B. Verzak

      Jesus Christ, MY EYES. Interview obviously hates her.

    • aimee_parrott

      *cackles madly* You guys are GENIUS!!!  This whole thing is hilarious, but especially the knitting and the slight lisp.  I die.

      Seriously, though, she worries that her status as a fashion icon has hurt her acting career?  She doesn’t, though, worry that flashing her crotch and ass will hurt it.  *Files away for future reference*

    • Anonymous

      Poor Britt… is she sitting on a fire hydrant???  Don’t they have a…ummmm… rather pointy top to them??  Oh God, I hurt just thinking about it…

    • http://twitter.com/airplane68 Dave Fellner

      I think that may be one of the funniest things I’ve read in a month or more! Thanks for the great start to the morning!

    • Sarah Thomas

      This is my favorite thing so far today.

    • http://twitter.com/yankeefoxtrot Alex McGeagh

      TLo. The commentary. Holy fucksticks. I am ROLLING with laughter. I have no other words….

    • http://twitter.com/herong Heron

      Britt’s shoes are FIERCE.  

    • Anonymous

      Getting a certificate in cake decorating.  HIlarious.  I’m a wee bit jealous of Dimetria’s gams, but the tighty whitey crotch shot looks painful.

      • Anonymous

        And gross.

        • Anonymous

          Indeed.

    • http://twitter.com/madamesuggia Madame Suggia

      Too funny.

      The most amusing part is, of course, her “quote” on the 3rd pic…” I’m worried that…some of the choices I’ve made…and because people think of me as this fashion icon…might have affected my film career.”

      Poor deluded lamb, who’s going to be the first to introduce her to the notion that, far from being a ‘fashion icon’ she usually dresses like crap?

    • Anonymous

      I LOVE your comments juxtaposed with the quotes in the editorial. Priceless!

    • Anonymous

      Sidebar:  “I see women in Tompkins Square with their kids and they’re still in their combat boots. I hope when I’m that age I’ll still be representing.”

      As a former Tompkins Square mom (in motorcycle, not combat boots), I have a question: 

      WHAT AGE DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?

      I can’t stand her, but LOVE your blogs about her. She is delusional – a self-made target.

      • Anonymous

        I just googled her — 37. You’re right, but in question to her comment above: representing what?

        • Anonymous

          Maybe counter-culture funk in the East Village? I’m not sure.

      • Anonymous

        LOL, I was just about to say the same thing then saw you’d already posted.  It’s downright bizarre.  And didn’t she have comment last year about “kissing boys”?  What the hell?

        It MUST be an Indy darling thing.  I don’t know if anyone else saw “The Big C” with Laura Linney, but Parker Posey did a turn as a woman, well, her age who acted like a teenage hipster.  Most ridiculous and embarrassing character ever.

    • Julian Betkowski

      So, I’ve always thought Chloe Sevigny had really severe features, but is it just me, or has she developed an air of The Swinton as she’s aged? This seems especially evident in the Pilar and Dimetria shots.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

      What is BDSM?  I even googled it and it came back with no results–that never happens!

      • Anonymous

        Bondage/discipline   Sado/Masosochism

    • http://twitter.com/susanpcollier Susan Collier

      Y’all kill me.

    • MilaXX

      I love a Chloe post. Too funny!

    • Anonymous

      love you boys

    • Anonymous

      Genius.

    • Anonymous

      Love it.  Why is she allegedly famous again?…..

    • Anonymous

      Oh, the Chloe posts make my YEAR. Thank you!!

    • Anonymous

      “Even though her parents are Norwegian…”

      I’m going to be giggling for hours.

    • Anonymous

      Oh ha ha ha, whatevs, these pics are AWESOME.

    • Cheri Lee

      I love the androgynous look of Pilar.

    • Anonymous

      I think she’s doing this on purpose, just for the kick of reading what you guys say.  Bravo, guys.

    • margaret meyers

      What a horrible editorial.  It is editorrible.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRealSandraOh Sandra Oh

      Best laugh I had today.  You two need to write a novel or non-fiction … I’ll buy either or both!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1253053236 Belle Burnett

      You two, too funny!

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      I thought Joanne was a dude in drag.

    • Anonymous

      The second i read “CBT” i just knew the comments would be all about “What is CBT?”.  Why must you boys scare the suburban straight women like that?  Some of our mysterious ways should be left just that, mysterious… :)

      • Anonymous

        All it takes is a quick Google search and the power of deduction.  Hmmm, it’s probably not Cognitive Behavioral Therapy….CBT IT Solutions, no, I don’t think that there are any fetishes related to IT Solutions…go down to number five on the search engine list…AHA!  It’s actually quite educational ;)

    • Ramona Boersma

      I hope Chloe reads your site…

    • Anonymous

      I’m glad I took a break from my spreadsheets to come here. You guys never fail to deliver much-needed chuckles.

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Urban Gypsy aka Tess

      You two know almost as much (or perhaps more) about fetishes than I do and I’m a sex educator! 

      This is why I read you, it’s freaking hilarious and has totally brightened up this gray day. Chloe does give one a wealth of material to work with, bless her heart. The photo of her as Pilar, the Norwegian Latina, is beyond ridiculous and nearly a classic WTF.

      Love that Tess specializes in fellatio (ahem, that’s my name and if I do say so myself, I teach a mean fellatio workshop). LOL

      At the end of it all though, I think I’m impressed at what a damn chameleon Chloe is. I don’t think I’d recognize her in half the photos and that’s a good thing, I think.

    • http://profiles.google.com/denise.alden Denise Alden

      Brilliant, you two!  Although Zhanya looks exactly like Terry Richardson to me.

    • Anonymous

      Knitter.  That’s good.  Very good.  

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clydette-Wantland/673315286 Clydette Wantland

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/julia.mills Julia Mills

      We knitters are a questionable bunch..

    • Anonymous

      The lisp made me LOL.

    • Anonymous

      Oh my goodness, I seriously need to breathe into a  paper bag. Too much hilarity in one post. 

    • Anonymous

      omg this will keep me laughing the rest of the week. thank you!!!

    • Anonymous

      BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

      Please pass that paper bag over here–and hurry!  

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JQSQJRAL4YYWB2OZNHNUHKZAEY Christopher

      I think Chloe is in on your joke given these pics.  Hilarious.

    • sweetlilvoice

      Love them all….Joanne looks a bit like Paul Stanley.

      Knitter….cracked me up.

    • Anonymous

      I really like these photos, especially the first and last one.  She really does bring a different personality to every shot.

    • Anonymous

      She’s got to be doing this knowingly, to give y’all fodder, no?

      In any case, words can not describe the joy you bring.

    • http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

      TLo, I bow at your feet. Multiple LOLs throughout. You guys are hilarious.

    • Judy_J

      You guys are amazing….truly!  Spot-on for every character.  I stand in awe.

    • Anonymous

      Bwahahaha!!! There is NOTHING I love more than your Chloe posts. NOTHING. xxxooo

    • Anonymous

      Your commentary is the only good thing about her!!  Thank you thank you!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=lf UltimaEsperenza

      Best text ever.  Award yourselves.

    • http://twitter.com/la_margi la_margi

      She would be an AMAZING Marlene Dietrich impersonator. Victor/Victoria style.

    • Anonymous

      She is one scary beotch

    • Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHA! I love it…

    • Brad and Anne White

      Love her and love this! Thank you TLO!!

    • Anonymous

      The lolworthiness of this post aside (and it was very lolworthy!), I am really surprised by how different she manages to look from picture to picture. I always think of her as being very plain-Jane, but also very distinctive looking. She does all this dramatic shit to her hair and whatnot and she always looks the same to me. Here, definitely not. Who knew?

      That said, this was hilarious.

    • Anonymous

      Pilar and I were just having coffee the other day and she was mentioning her interest in taking up decoupage. Thought you’d like to know.

    • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

      Too funny! Love it!

    • Anonymous

      Pilar the knitter. Slow. Clap.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Congrats, gentlemen.  You have succeeded where everyone else has failed:

      I now eagerly anticipate Chloe Sevigny’s next move.

    • http://twitter.com/RzYoung RzYoung

      These are hilarious, I would love it if they just published those descriptions in Interview and just didn’t bother with the interview!

    • Anonymous

      Classic classic classic snark … Each one a precious precious gem of scathing funny.

    • http://dentsdelait.tumblr.com/ Nancy Marion

      Dimetria is bringing some Jerri Blank realness!

    • http://iamthelizardqueen.wordpress.com Lizzie

      I love this post so hard.

    • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

      This is so awesome.

    • Anonymous

      i LOVE this editorial.

    • Anonymous

      i’d like to book a massage with dimitria…

    • Anonymous

      “Tess” is looking like Macaulay Culkin

    • http://www.facebook.com/TheChangling Michelle Lucas

      I LUV YOU GUYS FOR THIS!  I LIVE for TLO!! I LIVE!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/TheChangling Michelle Lucas

      I live! For TLO, I. JUST. LIVE.