Channing Tatum for Details Magazine

Posted on January 11, 2012

Lorenzo’s future husband (as Lorenzo tells it) gets his thick-neck thing on for Details, to the delight of, you guessed it, Lorenzo. Tom is largely ambivalent and likely to make passive-aggressive bitchy comments and/or rolled eyes with accompanying wanking hand motions behind Lorenzo’s back.

 

 Channing Tatum featured in the February 2012 issue of Details magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy.

But he sure does fill out a sweater nicely. And a pair of jeans. Besides, who can be bitchy about a pouty-lipped man playing with a dog on a beach? It’s a greeting card and a wet dream all rolled into one! Enjoy, darlings. There’s enough imaginary future spouse to go around.

Sweater by Bally. Jeans by Gucci. Ring, his own.

 

Vintage sweatpants from Mr. Freedom, Los Angeles.

 

Jacket by Woolrich John Rich. Sweater by Jil Sander. Necklace and ring, his own.

 

Vintage T-shirt from Chuck’s Vintage, Los Angeles. Jeans by Todd Snyder.

 

Sweater by Hermès. Pants by Bottega Veneta.

 

Sweater by Etro, at Etro, New York. Jeans by Gucci, at select Gucci stores.


 

[Photo Credit: Norman Jean Roy for details.com]

    • Anonymous

      I needed that first paragraph chuckle, T and Lo.  This fellow does nothing for antique me – too in love with himself and too darn young – but the mental images para. 1 created of the scene at chez T Lo are making me smile on a busy day.

      • http://twitter.com/RzYoung RzYoung

        That first paragraph made my day too. I think the dog steals every shot he’s in

    • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

      Oh man, I don’t totally get the widespread obsession with him (not a huge lover of full lips on guys) and think he’s a pretty wooden actor, but three adorable photos with a dog and I’m apparently completely sold.

      • Anonymous

        Ditto, entirely. 

      • Anonymous

        He’s not at all my type and, by himself, does nothing for me.  But put him with that sweet dog, and I find myself smiling.

      • Anonymous

        Hee hee, hee hee – “widespread” – hee hee

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2VBWWGHZEBKTVQMXE5SO5NCU2I Mich

        i used to have no opinion of him either way, until i actually read some interviews with him-he seems pretty self-aware about his role in hollywood, and good natured about his past life as a stripper! not to mention hes going to star in the movie about his own stripper past! i don’t know why, i just love that.

        • Anonymous

          This.  I want to make fun of him because it’s so easy, but from everything I’ve heard and read about him, he is gracious and charming and self-aware and doesn’t take himself too seriously.  Everyone seems to have nothing but nice things to say about him.  And he is devoted to his wife.  Now that is sexy.

          Plus, the movie based on his life is primed to be drool-worthy.  Have you seen the cast list?  Yes, please!

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2VBWWGHZEBKTVQMXE5SO5NCU2I Mich

            so many abs!

          • akprincess72

            From everything I’ve seen also he does seem to adore his wife.  That is a majorly attractive quality…

      • Anonymous

        When he dances, he is riveting.

    • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

      Charming Potato!

      At least he’s nice to look at.  That’s about all I can say for him.  Lovely styling.

      • Anonymous

        Your name for him suits very well, and just made me make a very unladylike noise.

        • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

          Thanks, but I really can’t take credit for it.  My friends at Pajiba have been mocking him thus for some time.

    • Sobaika Mirza

      Not my type. But that’s a great Etro sweater.

      • Cathy S

        My thoughts exactly. That sweater is fantastic.

      • Anonymous

        Yes it is. And it would look so good on my imaginary future spouse, Gabriel Mann (Nolan on Revenge). Never mind that he plays for the other team, because in the Land of Imaginary Future Spouses minor details like that are trival!

        • Sobaika Mirza

          My Imaginary Future Spouse (Wentworth Miller) also plays for the other team. You and I could be neighbors in this fantasyland!

          • Anonymous

            My imaginary husband Luke Evans and I may move to your block.

    • Anonymous

      Gotta go with Lo on this one…and lulz at Tom with the wanking hand motion!  XD

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ailsa-Martin/644946901 Ailsa Martin

      He doesn’t do it for me, but he can just hand those lovely snuggly knit jumpers to my boyfriend and I’ll be a happy gal.

    • Anonymous

      He kinda looks like Daniel Craig on steroids here. I never would have made that comparison before. Maybe it is the pouty thing?

      Anyway, good looking guy, but he does nothing for me in the sexy category.

      • http://www.wordydoodles.com WordyDoodles

        Ah ha, that’s it! A younger dark haired Daniel Craig, at least in that cover shot. Which somehow strikes me as less than flattering. Maybe just too serious? I liked the more playful, relaxed beach looks.

        But overall, this is kind of a snooze of a shoot. It’s like flipping through a JCrew catalog.

        • Anonymous

          I’m getting a John Travolta vibe.

      • foodycat

        I see what you mean, but I am getting more of an Alex Reid vibe. And I am ashamed I can call that name to mind.

    • Anonymous

      Hmmmm…  “Vintage sweatpants.”  “Vintage tee shirt.”  It’s like we have the same fashion sense, since that’s my usual everyday work outfit.  (I work at home.)

    • Anonymous

      I’m with Lo on this one too, he is super sexy in these photos and fills out his clothes nicely.

    • Anonymous

      Young enough to be my son but yummm nontheless. 

    • Anonymous

      When I hear the name Channing Tatum, I expect to see the daughter of Carol Channing and Tatum O’Neal.

    • Anonymous

      Mmmmm, my lips, they are smacking.  Although I’ve grown out of that dating stage, I will always have a weakness for the handsome sweet lummox type that our boy Chan epitomizes. I cycled through quite a number of them in my 20s and 30s. They never disappointed me — of course that was directly related to my incredibly low expectations. Good times.

      Gorgeous Etro sweater, too.

    • Anonymous

      Love the dog. You can have the man, even though he can rock a sweater.

    • Anonymous

      only saw him in ‘g.i. joe’, in which he was pretty wooden. but he is a very handsome man. i heard hes pretty good in ‘fighting’, so im gonna check that one out. nice shoot, particularly like the one with the beetle.

      • Anonymous

        wasn’t that a pre-requisite for the role? :)

    • Anonymous

      He does nothing for me, but I like the sweaters and the dog is cute.

    • foodycat

      I like the picture in the blue Bally sweater – he’s more attractive when he smiles. And, to quote Dory Previn, the dog takes a good picture.

    • Anonymous

      Lorenzo, consider the competition for Channing to be ON. You better bring it, cuz I sure as hell will!

    • Anonymous

      Don’t care about him one way or another, but the photographer was a genius to mix up their shots and include the dog to get some great ways of showing a guy who basically has one expression and one pose otherwise.  Nice creative direction.

    • MilaXX

      eh’ Lorenzo can have em. He does nothing for me.

    • http://twitter.com/DarthJaeda Jaeda Laurez

      Now that Wentworth Miller chunked up a bit, I can never tell them apart. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

        Wentworth’s facial features are not so squeezed together.  This guy looks like a secret love child of Jensen Ackles and Jared Padelecki, with Jared’s eyes and Jensen’s lips. 

        • http://onebluetree.blogspot.com/ Sara L.

          Oh my god you’re right. And now I’m thinking dirty thoughts about Jensen Ackles and Jared Padelecki, thankyouverymuch.

        • http://twitter.com/saturnwings Alexis

          Ah yes.  Knew he was reminding me of someone I regularly watch on TV.  

          Oh Jensen Ackles.  You’re only winning the Supernatural hotness contest because Jared refuses to get a decent haircut.  And your voice makes me think dirty things.

          But in regards to the actual photos, only liked the one with the puppy.  He seems so natural and relaxed.  The cover shot … well, let’s just say I won’t be swallowing my embarrassment to buy Details magazine for that cover.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

      See, here is an example where I just have no idea why this guy is considered attractive. 

    • Rand Ortega

      Meh. I’d rather have Shemar Moore (yum) or (dreamy) Matt Bomer or Harry Shum, Jr or Sendhil Ramamurthy (O God yes!) or…

    • http://profiles.google.com/laurenjeanstm Lauren St Martin

      God, yes. 

    • Presumptuous Insect

      The dog is just beautiful.  The guy?  I don’t get it at all.

    • Presumptuous Insect

      The dog is just beautiful.  The guy?  I don’t get it at all.

    • Anonymous

      Ruh-Roh..Jon Hamm’s dog is cheating on him.

    • Anonymous

      Ruh-Roh..Jon Hamm’s dog is cheating on him.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JSGAZPEESHQT47ATH55GNOHHBY Erin

      Oh, Lorenzo.  He’s beautiful, but he doesn’t look very bright.  Have a fling with Channing and keep Tom as your husband, darling (even if he is making rude gestures at your back).

      • Anonymous

        He really doesn’t look very bright, and I don’t think much of his acting as a general rule, but he’s surprisingly articulate (ok, to be honest I was initially shocked that he could actually talk so this might be a little biased) and even kind of charming in interviews.

    • Anonymous

      The man is nice to look at, but what I really want is the sweaters he’s wearing.

    • Anonymous

      Charming Potato, if only you were french fries. Then I could get behind liking you.

      This comment has no point, just like giving Channing Tatum a damn magazine cover.

      /runs away from Lorenzo

    • Anonymous

      Oh, Lorenzo. Really. The bod’s nice but the face is that of a Neanderthal trying not to look like one. And such a caricature! Darling, come to your senses!

    • Anonymous

      Wooden is for furniture and meat is for your plate…he really doesn’t do much for me.  I think the motion picture with the dog is nice, though.

    • Anonymous

      too lunky & the only person who should lie across the back of a volkswagen like that is chris burden & he did it, spectacularly, more than thirty five years ago & w/ nails, too.

    • Anonymous

      He furrows his brow nicely.

    • Anonymous

      No, not doing it for me either. All I can think of seeing that first picture is: “Ready? Lips pursed, hands on the table and… go!”

    • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

      Love him hanging off the branch – fun!

    • Anonymous

      I’ll dissent from the majority  – I totally get the appeal.  Great action shot with the dog, and he does great things to the clothes.  Very tasty.

    • http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

      I’m with Tom. There’s just not enough going on in there.

    • Anonymous

      Too much Shar Pei frown-y face in the male celebrity editorials these days.  Smile dude, you’re a hottie!

    • Anonymous

      I have no idea who Channing Tatum is, so I have no expectations for him. I can therefore think this is kind of adorable.

    • Anonymous

      He’s got the Gosling face: features very close together. He also has Gosling body: SMOKIN’.

    • Anonymous

      Ugh redux. Love the dog, though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=816120314 Chason Dailey

      Channing Tatum is pulling a Ryan Gosling on me. Gosling did nothing for me and then BAM woke up one morning and he was hot. Tatum’s turnaround has been far more gradual, but he’s growing on me.

    • Anonymous

      Why do I think that male stripper movie is going to be a big dud?

    • Anonymous

      vintage sweatpants? gross.

    • Mary Catherine McAnnally

      You know, Lorenzo, Channing was admittedly bisexual before he got married to that adorable dancer girl. Just sayin’. There’s a chance. 

    • Lauren Maier

      Don’t know who he is and really don’t care, but I’ll take him!  
      As long as the puppy is part of the package.  ^_^

    • Anonymous

      His charms are lost on me but I love the black and white photo of him and the dog running along the beach.

    • Anonymous

      quote from me upon reading the comments: “Oh, you guys, he is so cute, he’s sooo cute. Oh, okay.    But his body’s cute?”

    • Anonymous

      meh, whatevs. never seen him in a movie–maybe that would change my opinion. 

    • Anonymous

      The VW pose looks weird and uncomfortable.  WTF?

    • Susan Walker

      The squint/grimace lines beteen the brows are distracting.  Lorenzo can have him for his own dream husband, I will not interfere.

    • Anonymous

      I’m with Lorenzo.  And I’ll admit that I think he’s better heavier rather than thin.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Angelica-Smith-Mertens/150401222 Angelica Smith Mertens

      MMMMM…delish!

    • Anonymous

      That is one big hunk of does-nothing-for-me. And what is he doing to that poor volkswagon?

    • Anonymous

      I’m with team Lorenzo on this.  :)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CQVHL5FXQGJJJPXUFXXBM3UZ3Y Maria Reine

      He’s such a manly man.  But has he ever been in an important film?   Oh, yes, I forgot about…

      G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

      Though I will say his wife is insanely beautiful.   A cuter Megan Fox clone. 

    • Anonymous

      He’s not my type. All yours, whoever likes the raw meat boys! (You know, like Stanley Kowalski.)

    • Anonymous

      He holds no appeal for me.

    • Anonymous

      I’m with you, Tom. He does nothing for me.

    • Anonymous

      Me scowly cro-magnum man.  Me like dog.  (I’m more of a cat person myself).

    • Anonymous

      Hahaaaaa, thanks for the laughs guys. Love it.

      Never understood the appeal, but I’m beginning to understand. Nice shoot. Guess I’m a sucker for cute boys and canines.

    • http://www.facebook.com/foodhussy Heather Johnson

      my God he’s hot

    • Anonymous

      That is Jon Hamm’s dog! (Or maybe just playing the same role of making the man cuter than he is without the canine companionship.)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      I wouldn’t want to have a conversation with him, but I sure as hell don’t mind looking at him.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EUDL3XE5ODCERMBE5FOATN3KWI hanna

      @fiestyfashionfem:disqus ………Would you like to work from home? Read more here: LazyCash4.com and you will find out how to get a nice income every month.

    • http://twitter.com/Kerry_McC Kerry McCombs

      He does nothing for me. Does this mean my libido is broken?

    • http://twitter.com/leslielies Leslie S

      how gross is the caption: “vintage sweatpants” !

    • http://victoriapavlova.com Victoria Pavlova

      love the running b&w shot. This guy falls into ‘no more than two facial expressions’ category but I still like him. And, yes, I’m waiting for that stripper movie.

    • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

      Okay, now I understand, Tom is the writer! AHA!  

      So I’m slow on catching these things.