AFI Awards Luncheon Red Carpet

Posted on January 14, 2012

Darlings, let’s all go to the 12th Annual AFI Awards Luncheon and dish on all the outfits.

 

Chloe Moretz in Versus

Very cute. Sweetie, this is your silhouette; these are your proportions. Write them down so you don’t forget.

 

Claire Danes in Donna Karan

We like it, but we don’t think white is really her color.

 

Damian Lewis

Ugh. We wish the amateurs would stay away from the shiny suits. It’s a perfectly fine look, but he’s a wrinkled, askew. hands-in-pockets mess.

 

Ellie Kemper

Very sharp. One can go a little heavy-handed with the “pop of color” rule of accessorizing, however. Can’t really come down too hard on her for it, since so few ladies on the red carpet attempt it, choosing instead to default to blacks and neutrals at all times.

 

Emilia Clarke

 Washed out and forgettable.

 

George Clooney

 Uh-oh. Trophy girlfriend didn’t rate a ticket.

 

Jessica Chastain in Andrew Gn

 Girl, that’s not your dress. Very cute, but not at all flattering.

 

Judy Greer

 Listen, go finish your errands, and when you’re ready to face the red carpet, you can take the time to dress appropriately. Run along. We’ll wait for you (Shh. No, we won’t).

 

Leonardo DiCaprio

 Yikes. We never quite understood his need to look and act like someone 3 times his age. This is pure octogenarian.

 

Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji

Her last several red carpet outfits can serve as primers on how to dress her shape. She’s really been knocking it out of the park lately. And the makeup’s looking better here.

 

Rob Lowe

 Dear God. We’re overcome by douche fumes. We’re going to have to go outside and get some air. That shit’s toxic.

 

Rooney Mara in Lanvin

The Audreybot pulls out another cute one, but we could have done without the titruffle.

 

Shailene Woodley in Honor

She keeps showing up at these events looking underdressed or too casual somehow.

 

Viola Davis in David Meister Signature

 The outfit’s kind of business-like, but that’s okay since this is a luncheon. The important thing is her face and hair look spectacular.

 

[Photo Credit: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images]

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  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986/ Judy S

    oooh, a Saturday post! I feel as if we are drinking our third cuppa together. Hope I can be as sharp as you when I turn to my Saturday AM duties, like balancing the checkbook. I agree with every comment.

  • foodycat

    Viola Davis looks so young and so CUTE here! I wish she’d teach the lovely Miss Octavia to smile. T.Lo, I totally agree with every word you wrote here.

    • http://twitter.com/NC_Meg Megan

      Agreed! When TLo posted that pic on Twitter yesterday, I couldn’t get over how freakin cute she looks.

  • BerlinerNYC

    Wow. Viola suddenly looks decades younger. Great look. So slim and smart.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelsey-Albrecht/100001647200441 Kelsey Albrecht

      Agreed and she is the best dressed here, by a mile!!

  • R. L.

    You hit it out of the park TLo.

  • Anonymous

    “Overcome by douche fumes”!  Thanks for that one, guys–it’s too brilliant not to steal. 

    I actually think most of the women look pretty good.  Was black-and-white a theme, as at the Truman Capote ball, or is this cool graphics trend just on fire right now? 

    Love Claire Dane’s look, but you’re right: White is not her color. Ellie Kemper and Octavia Spencer look sensational.  I like Shailene’s look (LOVE the shoes!  Who the heck IS she?), and I think it’s luncheon-appropriate. But Viola Davis takes it.  That is one fabulous look!  David Meister seems to be making a big splash this year.

    HATE with the heat of a million suns opaque black tights and white skirts.  Hate that Chloe Moretz is still dressing too old for her age.  That outfit (although I don’t like the top) could have worked with pale hose and a low-heeled shoe.  Alas.

    Oh–and thanks for the Saturday morning post! A real treat!

    • Anonymous

      Shailene plays Clooney’s daughter in “The Descendants” and does a pretty great job, nominated for a Golden Globe.

      • Anonymous

        Oh, thank you!  I haven’t seen that one yet, and there are so many celebrities, deserving and un-, that it’s impossible to keep up. 

      • Anonymous

        I predict an Oscar nom as well. She’s a damn good little actress.
        And the shoes are beautiful.

    • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

      I was just looking to see if anyone else loved those shoes – me too!!! (And, no don’t know who the heck she is either).

    • Anonymous

      Meister deserves to make a splash. I have a David Meister dress I bought some years ago for my 20th high school reunion and subsequently wore for nicer events. (It was probably his lower-end line, as I don’t buy super expensive designer stuff.) It was so amazingly flattering and comfortable. I still have it, but I’ve put on a few pounds and can’t get into it right now. Anyway, his dresses seem to be cut for non stick figures and flatter the hell out of them.

      • Call me Bee

        Agreed.  I took a look at his website–lots of nice things that a middle-aged pudgy lady can wear and feel beautiful! 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OSYAJATXUH3QX7ZDDF52GXG4PU Janie R

    Leo looks like he wants to be Jack Nicholson. 

    • Anonymous

      Leo is looking like Orson Welles. 

      • Anonymous

        THAT”s who he looks like!!! Thank you, it was driving me nuts.

  • Anonymous

    Look at the giant grin on Clooney’s face and compare it to the get-me-the-hell-outta-here looks he’s sporting in the recent pics with Trophy.

    Poor girl.

    • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo VicksieDo

      He’s like “YAY, I’m free of that moronic bimbo!”  Not that I know she’s a bimbo, just that he looks completely bored with her in every picture I’ve seen.

      • Anonymous

        She hasn’t been looking all that joyful in the last few, either. Perhaps there’s been a mutual sigh of relief?

    • Anonymous

      That is a great point!  Body language speaks volumes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      But he’s doing the crossed leg pose!

      • Call me Bee

        I know that everyone mentions the dreaded “cross-legged pose” but I really thing it’s just a photo caught as the subject is taking a lateral step while moving away.  I don’t know why it’s such a big deal…

    • Anonymous

      Maybe it is because all the attention is on him without her around? (I like Clooney, so I’m not trashing him.)

    • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

      “Uh-oh. Trophy girlfriend didn’t rate a ticket.”
      Look how happy and taller he seems without her. He looks as if he shed 20 years and gained a few inches.

      I don’t think he’s doing the cross-legged pose. Looks more like they caught him mid-step.

  • Anonymous

    Octavia, Rooney, and Viola get my votes.  And Leo, please leave the bronzer at home.  Rob Lowe…wow. He looks like a reject from a CHIPs audition.

    • http://pianofingernails.blogspot.com/ Laura King

      I just don’t get why Octavia’s face always seems to be saying, “Why am I here, and who the hell are you?” Just once, I’d like to see her smile!

      • Anonymous

        Agree.  She always looks superbly annoyed at the attention.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1046681022 Paula Berman

    Intern George looks perfect. What happened to Leo? He used to be so cute. His head is like a perfect square now.

    • Anonymous

      He’s morphing into Jack Nicholson.  

  • Anonymous

    Was Claire Danes in a fight or something?

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Ooh. At first glance I thought Claire Danes was Heather Locklear.

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me, or does Damian Lewis look like Gaga’s Hot Ginger Handler.

    • http://onebluetree.blogspot.com/ Sara L.

      That was my first thought, too! 

    • Anonymous

      That was my thought…and HGH usually looks better than Damian does here!

    • Anonymous

      No no no! O.k., I see a slight resemblance but HGH has waaay better bones in his face.

    • http://www.facebook.com/amy.ennis Amy LeBaron Ennis

      I thought so too but I too agree with posts that HGH dresses better!

  • Toni Busch

    Shailene’s issue is simply the hair.  That’s what mine looks like when I get out of bed and throw it into a ponytail, and therefore my brain refuses to see it as “dressed up.”  The dress is cute, and would have looked fine with a different hairstyle.

  • Toni Busch

    And for the record, I think that a formal ponytail IS possible, but hers is not an example.  They need to look more deliberate, either sleek, or artfully tousled.

  • Anonymous

    Titruffle.  Hahhahahah.  I’m 8.  Spectacular look though.

  • http://twitter.com/Athenabast Athena Bast

    Rob Lowe has always come off douchey to me. Now he’s just dressing the part.

    • Anonymous

      It’s funny because when I saw the Rob Lowe picture, I thought “What a douche!” before I scrolled down to see the comment.  I don’t always think of him as douchey but that get up sure is, from the top of his spiked head to his all black ensemble, with the “look below” buckle to the gangster shoes.  Yuck, overcome by the fumes!

  • Anonymous

    Yup, Miss Woodley always looks like she blew in right after school, with barely enough time to change clothes (consisting of but 2 items: dress and shoes).
    Agree on the silhouette/proportions for Miss Moretz.  And though she’s got lovely thick hair, I like this tamed and away from her face ‘do.  Esp. since she seems to wear a lot of garments with accentuated shoulders which, when her hair’s crowding them, often puts her near ‘fullback’ territory:  a sweet-faced, petite youngster certainly doesn’t need *that*. 

  • http://twitter.com/algaechick Crystal

    Wait…I see an unbuttoned collar that’s, yes…standing up!! Maybe that’s why George is smiling.

  • http://profiles.google.com/claudiaberry Claudia Berry

    Octavia looks great – she just needs to learn with the corners of her mouth pointing up!

  • Anonymous

    Only Rooney Mara could wear that dress, and it’s adorable on her.  

  • Anonymous

    Ouch, Lowe and DiCaprio. I think it’s high time Lowe stopped dressing like he’s a CW hunk and for DiCaprio to stop hanging out with Clooney.

    The ladies are looking lovely.

  • Anonymous

    there were sooo many nice ones!!! i think a few were WERQ worthy as well, ESPECIALLY Octavia. 
    Ellie Kemper and Viola Davis have never looked better either.

  • Anonymous

    I have a picture of my father looking exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio does here, except that my father shaved.  My father was 83.

  • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals

    Claire Dane´s SKIN is not her color

    • Call me Bee

      Yeah–it’s like it’s all wrong.  Which tells me that she has the wrong color hair.  If her hair were darker (closer to her natural color) she wouldn’t look so washed out and…tired, I’ll bet. 

  • Anonymous

    We have hit one of those weird times of year when the seasons are off so spring dresses are on the red carpet even though it is January. Like velvet in August. Weird.

    Also, Shailene Woodley’s shoes are completely dreamy.  

    • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

      It’s been in the high ’70s all week.

  • Anonymous

    VIola! Lookatchu! I think she wins this round. I think the AMAZING cut on that jacket keeps it from being too office-y, not to mention that it’s crazy flattering with that shift dress. And the shoes. Fabulous.

    • Anonymous

      Seriously!  She looks amazing and chic as hell.  NEED NEED NEED those shoes!

    • Anonymous

      I know we’re here to talk about clothing, but I cannot get over Viola’s fab hairdo and stunning makeup. The girl looks sensational!

  • http://twitter.com/RzYoung RzYoung

    I love how the shape at the top of Viola’s dress is echoed in her shoes

  • Anonymous

    Love Kemper’s dress, hatet he shoes. Red would be better.

  • Anonymous

    Most of them look pretty good!  Rob Lowe trying too hard.

  • Anonymous

    Ha! “titruffle” – Ha! Ha! – And I think that Shailene looks under dressed because she isn’t wearing any makeup at all.  Or she doesn’t appear to be wearing any.  It’s like she just rolled out of bed, washed her face and put her hair back in a ponytail – pulled on her dress and shoes and left the house.  I know she is young – but with the lights and camera it seems like she should have some makeup on. Amirite?

  • Anonymous

    I don’t understand how Claire Danes’s dress can look like some little thing June Cleaver wore around the house when it’s got that neckline-plunge-that-goes-to-the-belly-button cut going on made famous by JLO at the MTV Awards.

  • Anonymous

    Was this the ghost of Truman Capote’s Black and White Luncheon?  Kidding aside, I’m impressed there are no bedazzled bath towels or gynoskirts, all the ladies look really chic.  Rob Lowe’s recent appearance is killing my crush.

  • Anonymous

    Three comments:
    1. Claire Danes’s dress makes me want to watch Under the Tuscan Sun because it looks almost exactly like the white dress Diane Lane wears in that movie.
    2. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that big of a smile on George Clooney when trophy girlfriend is around.
    3. Why can’t Leonardo DiCaprio stand up straight?!  Huge pet peeve when people hunch, especially when they’re getting their picture taken. 

  • Anonymous

    It’s funny how happy and not-constipated George looks when he’s not having to pretend he’s dating Stacy. :)

    Love Octavia’s dress–really pretty.  Viola looks terrific, and Chloe did indeed find something that suits her shape.

    I’ve always loved Judy Greer (she IS Vylette, after all!)–but I suspect she’s doing all this without a stylist, and she could REALLY use one. 

  • Anonymous

    For some reason I’m getting a Charles Foster Kane vibe off Leo.  And not young, hot CFK…the older, washed-up one.

  • Anonymous

    Did the invite request that the women wear black or white, and the men were shiny grey? 
    The girls win.Viola being the best, Judy being the worst (really it’s just the jacket that’s wrong though).

  • Anna Maria Diamanti

    Love Chloe’s outfit, but those goddamn tights ruin it. Can not wait for this stupid retread to end. And I wish celebrities (or, rather, their stylists) weren’t so beholden to trends even when they are aesthetically not pleasing (© Nina).

    Surprised at Leo, he’s usually pretty sharp for events. Although his face has the bloat of someone who drinks too much.

    Octavia is killing me, she looks so good.

    And I’m shamelessly stealing “overcome by douche fumes.”

    • Anonymous

      AND Chloe’s tights are too shiny – they look like support hose!

  • Anonymous

    Octavia for the win here. If she’d only smile girl would be acing it!

  • Anonymous

    Chloe Moretz is frickin’ adorable here.

  • Anonymous

    I want to say this gently even though it’s a compliment, but I think what I love most about Octavia Spencer’s look here is that it just reads as Pretty and Flattering dress rather than pretty dress for a larger women in the Queen Latifah mode

  • http://www.facebook.com/Cookie.Taz Aisa Ginger Jake Psenicnik

    rooney looks like she has fungus growing on her chest 

  • Anonymous

    What I’m loving is the absence of dresses in which the skirt real estate takes up less vertical space than the bodice real estate. Why, Ellie Kemper’s dress is just below the knee, a notoriously difficult length, and looks great. Even the minis aren’t mere tunics masquerading as dresses. Huzzah!

    Oh, geez, I’m old. But, really, it’s not that I’m anti-mini (I grew up in ‘em); it’s because the way they’re being done these days looks stupid. Wrong proportions. Joylessness. Etc.

  • Anonymous

    I’m so, so happy to see Octavia looking so great! Still thinking the makeup needs help though – some color? And I don’t think Viola’s outfit is so terrific.

    Re: George – if it’s time for a new GF, I’m available immediately. Just FYI – I am taller than you are – but I don’t care, and it seems like neither do you. Also, your pants and the cuffs of your jacket are TOO LONG.

  • Anonymous

    “overcome by douche fumes” .  Tee hee. I love you guys.

  • http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

    Leo looks like he’s starting to channel Orson Welles.

  • http://victoriapavlova.com Victoria Pavlova

    I need Ellie Kemper’s dress ASAP.

  • Anonymous

    “note to self”…. work the term “titruffle” into daily conversation……

  • Lexie

    Ughhh. When did Rob Lowe become a hybrid of Tom Cruise and Michael Jackson?! You’re better than that, honey.

    Viola looks STUNNING and Chloe is (finally) adorable and age-appropriate. Hooray!

    Also, the Leo comment is spot-on. WTF, man? You’re successful and fairly young, don’t rush it!

  • J Dreesen

    i think Mr. DiCaprio is perhaps still dipping into his wardrobe trailer, having just finished his stint as J.Edgar Hoover.  (i mean, really?  never would i have pegged the homeless kid sleeping in the janitor’s closet or whatever on Growing Pains as the one to eventually portray J.Edgar in a biopic.)

  • Anonymous

    Kemper should have carried a metallic clutch.  Spencer looks amazing, as does Davis. The rest are meh or awful.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. SHAILENE WOODLEY NEEDS TO GO TO RED CARPET TRAINING CAMP. I’m enraged. 

    • Anonymous

      I disagree. It’s LUNCH. If the men can show up without ties and/or jackets, why do the women have to overdress? Red carpet dressing should, first and foremost: 1) show great clothes, and 2) be appropriate to the function. I’ve seen too many feathered, glittered ponies at laid back, daytime events, and it just looks so FORCED and wrong.

  • Call me Bee

    I love it when you make me laugh out loud!  Douche fumes, indeed. 
    Ellie Kemper FTW.  Cute dress–not over the top and the shoes are killer.  Perfect for a luncheon, unlike Emilia CLark whose sheer plunging neckline is just too too for day. 

  • Anonymous

    Douche fumes!  I love it! 

  • Anonymous

    Shailene Woodley:
    “She keeps showing up at these events looking underdressed or too casual somehow.”
    In the next caption, regarding Viola Davis’ suit: “that’s okay since this is a luncheon”
    DID I MISS SOMETHING???
    I think Shailene looks perfectly appropriate for a luncheon in a gorgeous, youthful dress and exquisite shoes. Not fahpootzed. Maybe a little something with the hair, but that all.

    Still laughing from “douche fumes,” however.

    • http://www.tomandorenzo.com Tom and Lorenzo

      “DID I MISS SOMETHING???”

      Oh, yes.

    • Anonymous

      For me, it is the hair, makeup, and jewelry (or lack thereof) that make Shailene look too casual. She looks like she just stepped out of the dressing room after trying the dress on and left for the event. Really cute girl, though.

  • Anonymous

    Ms. Viola Davis for the win. Ms. Klemper and Ms. Rooney also standouts. (silly titruffle’ notwithstanding, I just think the girl looks sharp)

    I am waiting to see, I think Mr. Clooney’s on the cusp of an age-related change – maybe at the top of that fateful (& for the guys, very gradual) slope from “hottest thing here” to “man he’s STILL got it, doesn’t he?” to “for a man his age . . .”

  • Anonymous

    Maybe it’s just me but I’m not liking how Clooney and DiCaprio are aging.

    • Pennymac

      Not just you. I expect both of them to start hiking the waist of their pants to just under the breast bone at any moment.

  • MilaXX

    All the men look horrible. but most of the ladies did okay. Special props to Chloe for dressing her age and Octavia for continuing to step up her game. It even looks like someone showed her the pee-pee pose.

    Gosh I just love awards season!

  • MilaXX

    what I don’t like is that Leo is nearly half George’s age and seem to be dressing just as old as him.

    • Anonymous

      I agree that Leo’s affect is old man-ish, but factually he is 37 and George is 50.

  • Anonymous

    I think I prefer to see Chloe Moretz in jauntier silhouettes than that one. Also her hair looks tacky, dated and for someone 15-20 years older than her. Which is unusual because normally she has great hair and make-up even when she gets the dress wrong. 

  • MilaXX

    I agree she needs someone to really bring out those gorgeous eyes of hers. However, she appears to have a tad more blush on which is a step in the right direction.

  • MilaXX

    Shailene needs better makeup and hair.

  • Anonymous

    I want everything about Viola Davis’ outfit for my “work is not an excuse to not put on a great dress” collection. I love the shoes, the dress, the jacket. 
    And is it just me, or is David Meister all of a sudden everywhere, or did I just never notice it before?

  • Anonymous

    So Damian Lewis had his hand in his pocket and at that unfortunate moment, the picture was snapped. Egad, but you’re super tough on the guys lately. What’s up my darlings? Are you all right? XXX

  • Anonymous

    OMG, you guys slay me – that Rob Lowe caption is spot-on and priceless!

  • Anonymous

    Chloe Moretz’s dress is cute but the tights and shoes give her an unflattering bottom heavy look.

    Damian Lewis looks like he just had hot sex with me in the back of his limo.

    Leonardo DiCaprio looks like my partner’s 62 year old dad.

    Octavia Spencer needs to pull the stick out of her ass and smile at least once.

    Rob Lowe should give up the ghost of his past hotness. He looking a hot mess here.

  • Anonymous

    Hate, hate, hate the dark black tights/hose with pastels (Chloe) or white (Judy). Other than that pet peeve, I agree with every word.

  • Anonymous

    Rob Lowe looks desparate

  • Anonymous

    I think I’m going to have to watch some episodes of Life on Hulu to remind myself of Damian Lewis in nicely fitting suits.

  • Anonymous

    I think Shailene Woodley’s casual problem is hair and makeup. They don’t look like they’re being professionally done. This is inexplicable, since The Descendants is (also inexplicably) getting all kinds of Oscar buzz and this is her Coming Out Moment. She was great in the movie and I’m rooting for her, so I hope she or her people get that end of things straightened out before the big awards shows.

  • Anonymous

    Chloe Moretz looks like young Ellen Barkin–a compliment.

  • MilaXX

    I realize Leo isn’t exactly half George’s age, but he should not be reviling a 50 year old in looks and appearance.

  • http://www.facebook.com/samuel.j.donovan Samuel Joesph Donovan

    Chloe Moretz still has yet to complete puberty, so I have no idea what ‘shape’ you’re talking about there.  I’ll give it to you guys that she certainly looks cuter in this outfit, but when you guys are throwing around compliments to the slighter fanning sisters for wearing anything old hideous thing (take that revolting dress from yesterday, for instance) it makes you sound like a bunch of pageant moms, and I mean that in the nastiest way possible.

  • Pennymac

    Rooney Mara’s titruffle looks like one of those exotic mushrooms that grow on logs in the rain forest, same color, too. 

  • Judy_J

    “Titruffle”…you guys slay me! But it’s so true. That dress would have been so much cuter without it.

  • Anonymous

    DOUCHE FUMES!  That’s  keeper, boys.

  • Anonymous

    Yay for the Saturday post. Viola Davis looks stunning. Her outfit is just fine but face and hair are killah! Chloe M. looks cute again. Finally. Ellie Kemper and Octavia Spencer are both looking good. If Audreybot didn’t have a titruffle (chuckled at that one) she’d look good. The other ladies look pretty bad and the men just need to be smacked.

  • Anonymous

    Damien Lewis is a mess, a hot, redheaded mess.
    Chloe and Judy– don’t like the heavy black leggings with flirty, summery looking dresses,
    Love the colorful shoes on Claire, Ellie, and Viola, though her white dress looks like an old-fashioned, freshly laundered nurse’s uniform,
    That dress, the proportions are so good on Octavia. Too bad she looks like she’s irritated with having to show up. 

  • Patti Lever

    Octavia Spencer please stop posing like you are trying to hold your pee, thank you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Elizabeth-Poytinger-Baumer/1516981341 Mary Elizabeth Poytinger Baume

    Viola Davis is the bomb.  She is fierce as shit in this shot. I Love it all.

  • Anonymous

    Shailene’s shoes!  Love them.  Super super cute.

    And uh oh on the George Clooney front is right.  He looks SO happy in this  photo.

    Too bad about Damian Lewis and that bad, weird suit.  What is up with his jacket?  He’s such a terrific actor and, to these eyes, so handsome.  Pity.

  • Anonymous

    ruh roh.  Intern George looks super happy without trophy girlfriend.  Me thinks there might be trouble in “paradise”

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3IC6DQJTCNEHKP3T73MGZNELRU Christine

      whoops – wrong site for “Intern George”.  but that’s always how i think of him now too :)

  • Anonymous

     
    “Dear God. We’re overcome by douche fumes. We’re going to have to go outside and get some air. That shit’s toxic.”

    you crack me up!

  • Helen C

    Leo D acts and dresses and styles in this way because 1. he has a pretty strong pretty boy image in the past thanks to Titanic; 2. he has a natural baby face which will make him look like a boy if he doesn’t “rough up”. 
    It’s a common problem for a lot of actors and actresses who want to be taken seriously.  

    • Anonymous

      Good point.

  • http://twitter.com/younglibrarian Katie Dunneback

    Ms. Davis needs to stick with that wig/-style as that it takes 15 years off of her looks where the mushroom-shaped one adds 15 years!

  • http://twitter.com/anywhoo Leigh David

    Damian Lewis’s doppelganger, Hot Ginger Handler, does a better job with his shirt collar. 

  • Anonymous

    No matter how he’s dressed George Clooney makes me Swoon.
    Leo is scaring me…wha happened?

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I absolutely despise the heavy, dark tights that Chloe is wearing.  They look too heavy next to that pale yellow skirt.

    I love Claire’s dress, but the length is slighly unflattering to her. 

    And Jessica’s problem is not that dress is unflattering to her body shape. Her legs just aren’t quite shapely enough to carry off such a short skirt.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZY5VGPGPBDVTC6XSDTJPWWVV34 Jonathan

    Rob does look like a douche but I still want to get with him.  I guess that IS what you call a guilty pleasure.

  • Susan Crawford

    Tadashi really, truly knows how to dress curvy women! Octavia looks fantabulous, and her stylists should make Mr. Shoji their go-to guy. She also gets high marks for a great, understated makeup. I loved Claire Danes in DK – that cut really flatters her long-waisted shape, but agree that a color would have brightened her up a bit.

    Leo must have come directly from the Brunch Special at the Motion Picture Retirement Home, and obviously, Rob Lowe thought this event was going to include a BBQ and a bit of line dancing.

  • Anonymous

    If Leonardo wants to dress like an octogenarian, he should at least go with Paul Stuart. That getup is heinous.

  • Anonymous

    Shailene’s shoes are hideous.  And are she and Judy Greer wearing the same dress?

  • Anonymous

    Shailene’s shoes are hideous.  And are she and Judy Greer wearing the same dress?

  • Anonymous

    Yikes–Leo is NOT aging well. He always looks slightly slimy to me. 

    And as for Rob Lowe…there are no words. 

    • Anonymous

      I know, right?! Slimy! I have been saying that for years… I always want to give him a good scrubbing with a wire brush. Now he just looks like all the old guys at my dad’s retirement center, heading off to play golf.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VW5XHSH45FBZ2ZEZJARYHILIZQ Leah

    Ugh. Rob Lowe. You’re a handsome man, but I think I can smell AXE from here.

  • Anonymous

    Shut up! Viola Davis is breathtaking.

  • Zach Ng Zheng Yang

    Viola Davis looks AMAZING!

  • A. Valera

    … but we could have done without the titruffle

    In my head, I read that as “tie-truffle” and was thinking, “What the hell is a tie truffle?”

  • Anonymous

    I could tear Viola’s shoes off her feet!  Love!!

  • Anonymous

    Wow, that is the best I have ever seen Chloe look. Chic, great fit, age-appropriate. I’d give it a WERQ. :-)

  • Anonymous

    Let’s focus on the guys…. Leo does dress more mature and that doesn’t bother me so much but that jacket is too tight across his expanding mid section and then HE BUTTONED BOTH BUTTONS just to make it all worse.  Rob Lowe has made the career decision to be the next George Hamilton.

  • Anonymous

    And doesn’t George look smiley? Obviously, George that’s (that DWTS girl, what’s her name?) NOT your girl!