Celebrities celebrate the season by borrowing clothes and getting their pictures taken, which means the world of red carpet commentary fairly exploded with subject matter over the last 48 hours. In other words, we’ve got a TON of RC looks to rip apart today. First up, three ladies at The Cinema Society & Piaget screening of “W.E.” at The Museum of Modern Art in New York City. No time for niceties here; it’s all drive-by bitchery today.
It’s truly a rarity to come upon a red carpet look in which every single element of it is ugly as sin. Parker, we love you, but you look like a mental patient.
YES! The world’s premiere red carpet performance artist is BACK! Tonight, Chloe is Anneliese, a former East German gymnast now working as a Soviet spy. She can crush a man with her thighs and she wears work boots with EVERYTHING!
What the frick is this shittery?!? Has it truly come to this, Madge? YOU ARE MADONNA AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE SEEN IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE AN ASSISTANT MANAGER AT A HAIR CUTTERY.
Oh, these are dark days, kittens. Dark days indeed.
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