Top 15 WORST Celebrity Looks of 2011: PART 3

Posted on December 29, 2011

This is IT! Top FIVE, baby! The list that every celebrity is just DYING to get on! But alas, only the following 5 ladies wore outfits so eye-searing that the memory of them is likely not to fade any time soon.

Well done, ladies. For isn’t that what getting your picture taken is all about?

Hit it!

 

5) Kelly Rowland in Something to Get Her Picture Taken

Hey, we’re all for sexiness and flashing a little secondary sexual characteristic every now and then to get some attention. We were young, hot, and single once ourselves, you know. Well, “hot” is relative, but we believed it at the time. Anyway, our point is, Kelly isn’t on this list just because we can see her spectacular nipples; she’s on this list because this entire outfit seems to have been designed around that one idea: “Let’s show my nipples! And make them spiky and SCARY! It worked for Janet!”

Although we salute you, Kelly Rowland, for somehow, against all odds, avoiding the dreaded cameltoe. That alone saved you from hovering near the #1 spot (although you’d never have taken it; there can be only one).

 

4) Rosanna Arquette in Jean-Paul Gaultier

Rosanna Arquette at the 2011 MOCA Gala in Jean-Paul Gaultier

Burns when you pee, honey? You should probably see a doctor about that. But hey! You’re on a list! Well played!


3) Miley Cyrus in Winter Kate

 Miley Cyrus at the premiere of “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never” in Los Angeles, California.

Just a reminder, in case you forgot, that Miley here is not, in fact, old enough to remember Woodstock. She’s not even old enough to remember its 30th anniversary. Also, the Miley Cyrus you see here is in fact our Miley and not some time-traveling version of her from 2035 where she’s given up her singing career and is a ceramics instructor.

Another reminder: a celebrity of her stature could pretty much get any designer to give her clothes for FREE and she chose this.


2) Hilary Duff in Rachel Roy

Hilary Duff in Rachel RoyHillary Duff attends the Launch of The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer in Los Angeles in a Rachel Roy dress and Christian Louboutin pumps.

Hilary Duff in Rachel Roy

Hilary Duff in Rachel Roy

Hey girl! You’re pregs! Awesome! Your body has become a beautiful and burgeoning vessel for new life.  This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t wear clothes that actually fit your beautiful vessel, however. We can see Rachel Roy so clearly in our mind’s eye, sobbing the next morning as these pictures hit the wires. Betcha the next time she asked a designer for a free frock, she got some resistance. “Ooookaaaay, but you’re gonna have to come in and try it on this time.”

 

And finally, here it is. The Ultimate Question answered: Who took the Number One slot on T Lo’s List of Awfulry?

 

As we said, there can be only one…

 

 

1) LINDSAY LOHAN IN A DIRTY OLD PILLOWCASE

Lindsay Lohan attends the Dw by Kanye West Spring 2012 show during Paris Fashion Week

Ah, Paris Fashion Week. Such a bastion of taste and glamour. The perfect time and place to show up looking like the bedclothes you just woke up in 20 minutes before. The yellow teeth, cracked lips, hair you could snap like a twig, and groty toenails really complete the picture, don’t you find?

Linds, sweetie. Seek help. Everyone’s tired of this. YOU look tired of this.

 

  • foodycat

    Cheers T.Lo! It’s been a great year in bad fashion.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Thanks for being there taking the heat in the front lines guys, so that we lesser mortals can see them safely from a distance.  That is one EPIC pile of fugliness.

  • Anonymous

    Wow. It’s hard to pick a favorite; Rosanna’s menstrual accident dress, the shiny egg yolk on Hillary and the trailer trash princess are all in strong contention (the other two are just amateurs, IMO, but trying hard). This is indeed a fine and memorable final 5. 

    But I would have to go with your number one pick who sadly makes it all look so easy.

    • Anonymous

      Rosanna’s is proof that Gaultier hates women and that Rosanna doesn’t own a mirror. My husband thinks Kathy Bates might have rocked the Miley outfit.

      However, you guys are right as always. No one comes even close to LiLo when it comes to bad fashion—and life—choices.

      • Sobaika Mirza

        Your husband is right. Kathy Bates SHOULD have, if only to save Miley.

      • BerlinerNYC

        Hilarious. The weird thing is that Rosanna looks so good from the neck up. It’s like she’s saying, “fuck all y’all, I could have looked better but intentionally chose to wear something ridiculous and unflattering.”

        • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

          I think so too!  She is smug? almost about the dress?  I don’t know much about her but that made me think she either knew what reaction she’d get or she’s so wacked out, she thought she DID look good.  Either way, this was my most hated of the year. 

          • BerlinerNYC

            Maybe she’s smug about the fact that she knows she’s getting her picture taken and is going to end up landing in a ton of magazines and websites, getting a shitload of free publicity without even having a movie to promote. Just yesterday I wondered to myself if maybe Solange Knowles intentionally wears so many ridiculous getups in order to keep popping up on Fashion Police, and then I realized I had answered my own question. Rosanna and Solange both have actual talent, so they’re not career fashion stuntwomen, but they both could use a career boost (haven’t seen Rosanna on film in a while; Solange’s single with Chromeo, “When The Night Falls,” is good, and she performed the hell out of it on Jimmy Fallon earlier this year).

  • Anonymous

    Kelly Rowland’s outfit somehow reminds me of Minesweeper.

    • Anonymous

      Or Emma Peel gone bad.

      • margaret meyers

        Mrs. Peel in her kinky boots.  sigh

        • Anonymous

          Maybe along the lines of the episode with the Hellfire Society, when she went full-bore dominatrix, complete with whip.

  • Anonymous

    Oh poor Lindsay. I have a hard time calling anyone worse than Ms. Hilary Duff, but you got it right. Not even so much for what she looks like (tragic though it be) but for the distinct “I have no friends left to advise me except hangers-on who are as drug-addled as I am” implication of the look.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    OMG I had completely blocked that dirty pillow case dress from my mind.  Jesus, Mary and Oprah, that was so bad.

    Thanks so much for all the fun this year, dear T and Lo!  Love you both bunches!

  • http://twitter.com/Mama_Kath Mama_Kath

    Ok..first…Lizzie Macguire not lookin’ so hot any more. That dress on Hillary is what we call a “sausage dress” in my house.  You know, like a sausage casing over and unevenly stuffed. Eyewww.  Miley and Lindsay just need to fade into the shadows, poorly dressed or not.  Their 15 minutes were up about 5 years ago.  And will someone please buy Lindsay a good bra and make her wear it. As for all the rest?  I agree 100% with your top 5.

    • Kaitlyn Pettengill

      I’m inclined to give her a pass on any “not-so-hotness” because of her pregnancy. But I’m not giving her a pass on her inability to pick a dress in her size.

    • Anonymous

      From the neck up she’s working it in that picture. The hair and makeup both look good. But the dress is too tight across her boobs and is straining so loud I can hear it sighing across her stomache. I feel like it’s okay to wear a caftan when you’re pregnant, but if you really want to be fabulous during that time then fit imperative.

  • Anonymous

    There are many things I don’t understand about Lohan. That she’s a mess is perfectly understandable, given her screwball parents. But what I don’t get is, where is she getting the money to continually live the life she does? Is she getting a cut from all the paps she tips off? But anyway, while I’m not sure if I feel sorry for her or not (she is, afterall, old enough now to straighten herself up if she wants too) this is really pathetic – on every level.

    Funny that Gaultier can design dresses like Arquette’s, but it takes a drunken rant to make him a laughing stock. This dress make the wearer look like she miscounted and was caught unprepared.
    And a question: Is Cyrus wearing a skull around her neck?

    –GothamTomato

    • MilaXX

      I think Lilo still gets paid very well for her appearances and such. I also think there are somehow still people willing to extend her credit is keeping her afloat, not to mention the desperation moves like posing for Playboy.

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      She may still have money left from when she could still get parts — plus she’d get royalties.  One wouldn’t think her parents would have invested it all that well, but anything’s possible. 

    • BerlinerNYC

      Wasn’t that Galliano? Or was there another rant I missed?

      • Anonymous

        galliano. & i think it was a million bucks for the playboy skin. i could be wrong, but i’m sure it was still a lot. & somewhere, maybe, royalties. but, of course, depending, royalties are often much less than people think. or maybe the original clump wasnt invested too badly. if it werent for the overseas holidays & court appearance accoutrements etc & ect i’d say dope dealers are blinded by fame also [meaning: she might get at least some of her comestibles for free as well]. elsewise, dunno.

    • http://vvatima.livejournal.com/ murt

      I think she gets quite a lot from staged paparazzi pics. In addition to that, paid appearances, and her leggings line, she also tweets advertisements – she must make thousands per tweet off of those.

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad you noted that Ms. Duff was (and, who knows, maybe still is) pregnant because I had forgotten, and thought she was simply overweight.  THAT’S how bad her dress is.  Ms. Lohan, alas, is a train wreck in every way and although I hope she takes your advice TLo (as well as that of everyone else on the planet) and gets her life together, I’m not optimistic.  Poor thing.  I knew she’d be on the list when I saw you were doing a “worst outfits” list.

    Thanks for the recap!  I do hope a companion list of Bests is coming our way soon.  Smooches!

  • Anonymous

    Rosanna Arquette and her purple menses drip dress is pushing hard for #1 in my book. And Hillary Duff looks absolutely horrible – she should be the poster child of how not to dress while pregnant.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe Ryan Murphy could hire Lohan for season two of American Horror Story. He’d save  bundle on fx.

    • http://twitter.com/theickfactor Andre Poernomo

       Or The Walking Dead.

  • marshal hartman

    As much as I love Hilary, I can’t get behind this. It’s unfortunate that she ended up getting a ton of attentions for this, she usually goes out looking very well put together. Lindsay just needs a lot of help. She looks like a trashy, tacky, drug addicted combination of Jessica Lange and Donatella Versace and she’s a quarter the age of both. It’s sad, she used to be so attractive when she was younger.

    • Sobaika Mirza

      I do kind of agree – Hilary is usually pretty decent with her looks but this look is really unfortunate and totally deserving of a high spot on this list.

      No one holds a candle to Lindsay though.

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      Hilary is pregnant — all bets are off at that point. 

      And it wasn’t that Lindsey was attractive when she was younger — she was attractive when she wasn’t so drugged up. I want her to get clean and have a comeback so badly.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

        Lindsay can still be attractive, when she takes a shower and get sober once in a while.  In some street pictures she actually looked pretty good.  Even in one particular picture where she was waving a dollar bill at a hot dog vender and holding a bottle of water, she actually still looked pretty in that picture.  I guess she was sober in that one. 

    • Anonymous

      It’s just that Hilary’s look is BAFFLING. I cannot believe that anyone thought that the bunching over the belly was remotely OK. 
      And, having done that, not realize that the strips running down the belly make it look like the dress was so tight that the fabric just gave out and sent the sequins flying.    

      I sadly think it’s a rather pretty dress on its own.

  • Anonymous

    Thanks for this top 15. You guys provide a great service, keeping the rest of us from having to sort through all these deranged and deluded women for the worst of the worst. Hugs!

  • Anonymous

    Ughhhhh, HDuff looks just as bad as the first time I saw this picture. So gross. Speaking of gross: Lindsay. At least wear a bra, honey. You do have spectacular tatas…give ‘em a little support if not a better dress.

    …I do kind of like that Gaultier dress (with different shoes), but the “pee stain” made me LOL!

    • Anonymous

      Most women would be told to wear a bra so that their boobs won’t be on their knees when the get older… I wonder whether Ms. Lohan has much hope of making it to old age with her self destructive nature.

  • Call me Bee

    Ach mein eyes!  I had forgotten about the dirty pillowcase, the dress with the purple vagina and I don’t think I ever saw that chartruese number.  What an eyesore…..
    Thanks for a year of fashion, reality TV and red carpets that was, at once, awful and sublime, made better by your witty, snarky, insightful commentary.  Tom and Lorenzo…God bless you boys.  And Happy New Year to you. 

  • Anonymous

    Yep, those outfits are pretty bad and not in a MJ way. 
    I’m giving Miley a pass though, because she’s but just turned 19. *and I still remember some of my own clothes at that age, but thankfully I was camera shy :)*
    You’re right though, the top spot is inarguable.

    • Anonymous

      You’re very kind to Miley, but I’m guessing that at age 19 you didn’t have access to a stylist.  She has no excuse.

  • Anonymous

    Rosanna’s is proof that Gaultier hates women and that Rosanna doesn’t own a mirror and also doesn’t have a female friend.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Or any gay ones.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

        Actually ANY friends with working vision.  Even straight men hate it.

  • Anonymous

    And someone needs to buy pantyhose in bulk for just about everyone in the bottom 15!

    At least Hillary seems to have gotten that part right.

    • Anonymous

      I’ll continue to sing the praises of pantyhose for the myriad of problems of lower legs…pasty, blotchy, chubby, etc.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        Bruised.  You forgot bruised.  That’s a big part of why I wear them.

        • jessamyn

          Mosquito bites!

  • http://heartprintandstyle.blogspot.com Vivi N

    I was waiting for Hilary Duff’s atrocity to be #1. I’ll take it as #2, though. Especially seeing what the hell Lindsay is wearing. Jesu. And she wasn’t even wearing a bra. *weeps silently*

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      I know I’m perverse, but I adore that Lilo’s nips are heading in different directions.  It just makes me laugh.  Warped, I know…  

  • Anonymous

    i would have put arquette in number 2. no argument with the number 1 choice. i liked rowland’s outfit, nothing wrong with profiling your tits, especially if you’ve paid a lot for them. i agree with the person who gave miley a youth pass. and yes, duff is stuffed into that dress, but she’s preggo, i forgive them everything. especially when they look so darned radiant.

  • Anonymous

    bravo!

  • Anonymous

    You’ll get no argument from me on your top two. While a form fitting dress on a pregnant woman can work, Hillary’s glittery mess the color of a newborns diaper contents is not it…as for Linds..what can we say, she looks a rode hard 40 at best, that abomination could not even qualify itself for a walk of shame outfit….

    • Anonymous

      For me it’s also the color of HIllary Duff’s dress-combined with tight and shiny, it’s just a mess. There are certainly much more flattering dresses for pregnant celebs to showcase their baby bumps.

      As for Lindsay Lohan, how sad can one talented young woman be? She looks as if she literally rolled out of bed and went on to Paris Fashion Week.

      • Anonymous

        if she didn’t have morning sickness at the time, that dress should have given it to her!

  • Anonymous

    Wow these are spectacularly bad. At least Miley has some vague hope for next season.

    Poor Lindsey Lohan. I too recall when she was an attractive fresh-faced young lady with so much promise. It truly sad to see her as such a trainwreck. Yes she’s old enough to be able to fix her life but sadly I think she is still not mature enough yet to do what’s needed. That girl needs some real friends to look out for her. Great job on your daughter Mr and Mrs Lohan!

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      “Great job on your daughter Mr and Mrs Lohan!”

      You got that right. Those two should be locked up for what they’ve done to her. At least her father has been locked up. Too bad that awful what-passes-for-a-mother in the Lohan world can’t get thrown in the clink for being a skanky hanger-on.

      • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

        Yep.  Makes one worry for the younger ones still coming up.  They don’t have a chance.

  • MilaXX

    It may be a bit fangurly on my part, but I don’t think Kelly Rowland belonged in the top 5, especially with Lilo looking like a straight up crackhead holding the number 1 position. Kelly’s closer to Julianne Moore levels of bad than cracky Lindsey levels of bad.

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure none of these people own a mirror

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    Hillary Duff I do have some small sympathy for — it’s HARD to dress when you’re pregnant.  But that is not the way, particularly because it isn’t just too tight at the bump, but everywhere. Which means go up a size, honey. It’s just a number!  If you really hate it, you can go back to your old size as soon as you pop!

    LiLo just makes me sad.  She’s such a lovely girl and she seems like a very nice one, without the whole addict parts.  I hate seeing her such a mess — it’s like watching RDJ all over again.

  • Anonymous

    Lindsay Lohan, paying homage to the corpses she was forced to work with.

  • Anonymous

    Awfulry – great word….totally stealing it.

  • Anonymous

    Well done!  Right on the money….

  • Anonymous

    When I first saw that Hillary Duff photo, I assumed she had gained a lot of weight (clearly, I am not up on the teenybopper gossip).  Why would you wear such a thing if you were pregnant?  (Well, why would you wear such a thing if you gained a lot of weight?)  How dreadful.

    • Anonymous

      She appears to be sporting both baby and personal weight. The upper arms, thighs and tuchas look like she’s carrying more than just a baby. Either way, that sausage casing she’s wearing isn’t helping.

      In fact, if a charcutier made sausages that lumpy, no one would buy them.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        Most women do gain some personal weight while pregnant — 5 to 10 lbs of the recommended gain is for maternal fat stores because you’ll need it for breastfeeding.  I wonder if that isn’t a bigger part of the problem; she may hate looking pregnant so she’s in size denial about needing to go up a size because of it.  I have the same issues:)

        • Anonymous

          I must be the exception. Between morning sickness the first 3 and last month of my pregnancy and diminished appetite in between, I wound up with a net gain of 5 pounds—and my daughter weighed in at 7 pounds, 14 ounces. Of course, I went into the pregnancy with about 10 pounds of my own fat to burn, so I didn’t need to add to my stores.

          • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

            You are the exception, and I recommend not saying it too loudly:)  I’m the same way when pregnant and have the advantage of an AMAZING metabolism for the first 6 weeks after, so I not only don’t really gain any, but I lose a ton right afterward — with my youngest, I gained 5 total and lost 30 in the first 4 weeks.  Other women, who don’t have this weird trait, do not like hearing about it, I’ve discovered.  (Of course, some of those witches got out without puking up everything they ate for 9 months, so I don’t feel bad for them!)

          • Anonymous

            I will happily keep the (admittedly modest) weight gain I experienced in return for mostly escaping the euphemistically named “morning sickness.” I never had more than a few weeks of intermittent nausea & that was enough to know that even as much as 2 months of it would have completely soured me on pregnancy (which I was able to view as a sometimes uncomfortable inconvenience, not as the miserable hellish existence some experience)

    • Anonymous

      The fact that I wasn’t sure if she was pregnant or not when I first saw her in that outfit is NOT a good sign. It brings to mind the “I didn’t know you were pregnant” comments that some of us have received, when we were in fact not. 

  • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo VicksieDo

    I actually like Kelly Rowland’s outfit, and avoiding the camel toe should put her off this list :-)
    I don’t agree with putting anyone preggers on this list, it’s a miracle they get out of the house at all!
    I’d put Paz what’s her face, and Kelly Clarkson on this list over Hillary and Kelly any day, but that’s me.

  • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

    If ONLY Miley would give up her singing career and become a ceramics instructor.

    • Anonymous

      THIS!

  • Anonymous

    WTF is Gaultier doing designing dresses for women?   This dress looks like his unconscious has taken over and expressed itself in a primitive, hateful way.   UGH.  

  • Anonymous

    It just makes me sad that women with great bodies, money, and access to free clothes end up looking like this.

  • Anonymous

    I get why Lindsay is #1, it’s so much more than a sum of its parts, tragic far beyond the outfit

    But that schmatta that is wearing Rosanna is so unflattering, ugly-mugly-fugly-schmugly, how could you, JPG?
    I couldn’t sleep on that if it were a bedsheet!

  • Judy_J

    And the sleeve of that old pillowcase has a big brown stain on the sleeve near her left hand. Gross! Congratulations, Lindsay, for nabbing the #1 spot on the worst dressed list. The competition was stiff, but you took it it the limit and beyond.

    • Anonymous

      bongwater. & not pot bongwater, either.
      oh, bless my life that i know such things.

  • Anonymous

    Those aren’t actually Kelly’s nips, are they?  They look like black pasties to me.

  • Anonymous

    After looking at this assemblage of young, attractive women…..I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF!!!
    I manage to dress me sans stylists and free designer duds…. and I am 57 frigging years old, and you know what????  I look better and happier than any one of ‘em!!  
    Yeah me!!!

  • Anonymous

    A little bit about designers—hats in this case—that sheds a lot of light on their attitude toward their clients. Courtesy of Danny Kaye.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9bnC1v1xc

    • Anonymous

      Oh, thanks for my big smile of the day! I’m behind on my personal Christmas film festival & just re-watched “White Christmas” last night, so I especially appreciate the continuation of the Danny Kaye theme.

  • Anonymous

    Dang, I wish we could personally mock the designers who make these disgusting things as well as the stars who have bad enough taste to wear them. That Rachel Roy dress looks like radioactive Gatorade pee. It’s not just the fit that’s bad. The Gaultier thing is … well, he deserves a pie in the face. 

  • Anonymous

    I thought Hilary’s sequined pus tumor of a dress was bad enough until I saw Lindsey.

    Lindsey is just tragic. It has gone past the point of being funny to just really sad.

    I actually feel sorry for her – and I am kind of a big time loser myself.

  • Anonymous

    Okay, breakin’ down from best to worst in my humble opinion:

    Kelly Rowland – I don’t know about this one.  It’s tacky as hell but since that’s the look she’s going for it kind of works.  If I were casting a big budget action flick featuring the adventures of a dominatrix superhero I would consider her a contender based on that look alone!  I’m not sure if that’s a compliment…but it’s not exactly and insult.

    Miley Cyrus – I like the hippy dippy boho look, so from the waist up I’m diggin’ it – even the crazy-ass pendant (is that a skull?)  But the bell bottom jeans are so ugly and unflattering, she should have worn a flowing jewel toned skirt ’cause if she had I would have declared her “IN!”

    Hilary Duff – I’m picturing her sitting down in that and now I can’t unsee it no matter how hard I try!

    Tie for worst – Rosanna Arquette and Lindsay Lohan – Rosanna, honey, you’re way too old to be auditioning for a remake of Carrie. And Linds, sweetie, you’re way too young and too untalented to audition for a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      But that’s part of the problem with the Kelly Rowland look — not only is it ugly and unflattering, but IT’S NOT HER LOOK!  I’m sorry, dear, but you just don’t have the face or the attitude to pull off anything edgy and particularly not something like this. 

      • Anonymous

        All I know her from is Destiny’s Child, and from a fashion perspective it was all tacky all the time with that group.  So I guess you can say I see tacky and garish as her look, or at least it’s the only one I’m familiar with.

        • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

          Oh, not so much the “tacky” part as it’s clearly aiming for an edge (which this ceased to be edgy sometime around when the Sex Pistols ceased to be new) and Kelly Rowland is the farthest thing from edgy.  I mean, just look at her face — every feature screams “semi-bland nice girl”  Stick with that look, Kelly… it works for you.

          • Anonymous

            I see your point.  I guess I didn’t think there was anything edgy about this look, just tacky, tasteless Vegas fabulous cranked up to 11 – which can be a good thing on the right person!  If Cher was wearing the same thing I’d probably love it on her…but alas, I agree that it’s not right for Kelly Rowland. 

            Still I contend that it’s not as tragic as Lindsay’s 25 going on 65 scary old lady look or Rosanna Arquette’s ode to embarrassing menstruation accidents (that dress might be the worst dress I’ve ever seen in my whole life!)

  • Anonymous

    Does Ho-han even qualify for fashion lists any more?  Kinda seems like she has transcended the art form and become some sort of Goddess of Bad Taste.  

    These are all pretty hideous/hilarious, but I think my favorite (and most hilarious) is Rosanna’s “Carrie shower scene” moment.  Plug it up, indeed!

  • Anonymous

    The Duff still gives me nightmares.

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    I don’t think Miley looks that bad. Good lord, considering she sometimes dresses like a 60 year old woman, and often looks like she just stumbled out of a party at the worst trailer park in town, I think she looks good. Even without the qualifications, I think she’s fine here. She looks like a normal teenager. And her hair is washed and pretty. If she had to end up on this list, I’d put her at #15, or I’d choose another get-up.

    I can’t even be sarcastic about Lindsay. She deserves the top spot, but she’s just too damn tragic for me to make fun of her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    I’m sorry but Kelly Rowland should have tied with Lohan for first…she has a camel toe!! on the red carpet!!!

  • Sara__B

    All of this awfulry features celebrities having trouble with some or all of their lady parts. No bras, too tight, weird patterns doing weird things, or completely body-obscuring; they’re all are unflattering or unkind to the female body.

  • Genevieve Dieudonne

    http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65382096.html?view=11257566672#t11257566672 If they know you don’t like this, i don’t know why they keep accepting posts like this. 

    • Anonymous

      Huh?

      • Anonymous

        I’m guessing re-posting Our Fine Hosts’ work without their permission.

  • Anonymous

    Y’know, if it weren’t for the center “stain” the Gaultier dress is really visually interesting, and  flattering on her. But it is there. It’s hard to imagine thinking that it would be OK.

    I’ve tried imagining the dress in other colorways and nothing makes it any better.

  • Anonymous

    WHERE IS PAZ HERE??

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE you guys!  Happy New Year with all attendant good wishes for your continued health, prosperity and bitchery!

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    No Paz?  I am disappoint.

  • Anonymous

    epic selections all!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HREPOWNBVUBRIVPQCF3ST2IKDM Euphory

    Oh Lindsay.  Such a waste of youth, beauty, talent and money.  It’s so sad that an average hooker would dress better than that. 

  • Anonymous

    Kelly’s outfit appears to include a large pair of Brad’s specs to magnify her boobs……just look at the shading on how the top fits….Elvis Costello all the way.

  • Anonymous

    I am so grateful to have discovered you guys and your fabulousness this year!  Keep up the tremendous work! I never laughed so hard: Lindsay and her pillow case – I must breathe through my nostrils for a moment~~

  • Anonymous

    I would like to nominate Christina Aguilera, Jared Leto, Chloe Sevigny (but which one?), and Julianne Hough for special awards.

    • Anonymous

      Yes, they fall into Lifetime Achievement Award territory.

  • Anonymous

    We”ve seen Miley Cyrus in outfits MUCH worse than this.
    I would not have included Hillary Duff, butt-ugly as that dress is, because she’s pregnant and she looks pretty otherwise.
    You could have posted the 5 worst Julianne Moore outfits of the year and called it a day.For me, #1 is Julianne, hands down.

    Lindsay Lohan makes me physically nauseous. What a waste.

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    Did anyone else get the same suggestion for the “you might like:”  ESPN Chicago article about Lovie Smith?  Because while I did, in fact, enjoy that article a great deal, I’m not sure why it’s here… Doesn’t seem like there’d be a great deal of overlap between TLo’s minions and rabid Bears fans….

  • margaret meyers

    I’m letting Kelly slide because everything fits and she looks great with the jacket on.  But everyone else so earned their spot here.

  • megan howard

    I really don’t know how you picked between one and two. They are both so unflattering, but I think I expected it from Lilo. Hilary, at least, has not made headlines in the last couple of years for being a hot mess. Pregnancy IS beautiful, but not when it’s trapped in whatever the hell that is and topped off with some truly unfortunate hair and make-up..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelsey-Albrecht/100001647200441 Kelsey Albrecht

    How did Fergie’s Felix the Pussy dress not make this list?!?!

  • Anonymous

    GADZOOKS! I’d forgotten about Lohan’s dirty pillowcase. I think I’ll go Clorox my eyeballs now. 

    T Lo, thanks for rifling through an entire year’s worth of serious fug so we don’t have to. You provide an important public service.

  • michelle shields

    Well done! And Happy New Year boys! Can’t wait for PR All-Stars!

  • Anonymous

    LiLo is a frightening apparition to say the damn least. She REALLY looks like an extra in a low budget horror flick – or one of those neighborhood haunted houses. This story is going to end very badly. Shes soon for the dreaded 27 club I am afraid. So sad.

  • Anonymous

    I almost feel like it is not fair to put Lindsay Lohan on the list – she is obviously drug-addled, maybe even crack or meth from the looks of her teeth. I am sorry that Sarah Jessica Parker didn’t make it – she had some doozies this year!!
    Peace and Happy New Year!!!

  • Anonymous

    Damn Lindsey. I’m still rooting for you.

    So you guys are saying I should NOT like the Miley look? I’m a little worried. 

  • Anonymous

    I’m still traumatized by all of these, but in different ways. (Although I would personally like to think Miley’s chihuahua skull is a clever jab at society girls carrying around their lil doggies.) (Yes, I know it isn’t. But I’d like to think it anyway. What is it, anyway? A rabbit?)

    I really hope someone or something can get through to Lindsay before it’s too late. I saw RDJ said it was a burger from Burger King that did it for him. Let’s chip in and send her one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1355527007 Rain Jezek

    Hillary Duff, no!
    http://i.imgur.com/vEkaC.gif

  • http://twitter.com/LOfficielEbony TheVeryLivingEND

    LiLo looks like she smells of methanphetamine, cheetos, and unbathed nether parts.

  • Anonymous

    I kinda like the Gaultier.  But oh well, I’ve never been accused of having good taste…

  • http://twitter.com/Kaptain_Killjoy Nimith

    Eh, nipples or implants, Kelly served both up for our inspection. Everything from the neck up is too fresh and sweet for that look. She should look tired, harssed and ANGRY. As for LiLo, she’s a walking anti-drugs campaign. ‘Don’t do drugs, kids. This is what happens, you slowly morph into Gollum.’

  • Anonymous

    i wouldve tossed up rosanna’s tribute to menstruation as no. 1, my heavens it is awful. even the everlovin fact that JPG didnt make that krazy purple koolaid bloodstripe hard-edged all around but instead fizzyfuzzy, just as if she had actually bled that badly all over the place & onto the floor–take it from someone who has bled that badly all over the place & onto the floor that everything there’s just about right except the color’s a little off…..

    arent there little hints these days that lohan’s kinda sorta on the wagon & not, intstead, on the first train [meaning: subway] down to the heidi fleiss house? i think so. i wonder if it will take. would be nice, for once. not that a million dollar playboy appearance is a good & longterm ticket out but who knows.

  • Anonymous

    Duff makes me laugh the most so she’s #1 for me. That poor baby must be screaming to be let out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

    Oh, the memories!!  Arquette is my worst of all time.  But, I can’t argue with any on the list.  Happy New Year, TLO and fellow bitter kittens!  Can’t wait to see what this new year brings.

    • Anonymous

      I think the fact that Arquette’s and Rowland’s—eye-searing as they may be—fit well is enough to keep them out of the top slot.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, I might have moved her up to number 1 if I were doing the list. That one still baffles the hell out me. Who wants a bloody poo stain down the front and back of her dress? Anyone? Anyone?

      (I saw this dress on another site, and, yes, that purple red streak is also on the back…right below her butt crack.)

  • Anonymous

    LOL, just when I thought I had seen it all, there is good ole Lindsey looking like a crack ho.   Priceless!

  • Anonymous

    I haven’t commented on these top looks b/c I did the first time around…but I don’t remember that Kelly Rowland outfit! Holy spiked mammaries, Batman!!

  • Anonymous

    I actually aloud said “UGHHHH” when the Lilo picture popped up. There is no way she has a management team anymore because if she did they would not release her into public.

  • Anonymous

    @Aut 
     Everyone’s tired of this…Believe or not my roomate’s sister makes $80 an hour on the computer. She has been fired from work for 10 months but last month her income was USD7396 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here’s the site to read more… http://ho.io/qayd

  • http://inkblotphotography.blogspot.com/ Cate

    oh, hillary baby, i love you, but what the fuck? 
    and lindsay…. well.

  • Anonymous

    You know, I had forgotten all of these horrors except Rosanna Arquette.  Which means my endorphins were working overtime to clear the grey matter of all this spectacular fug.  So thank you, TLo, for maintaining the horrid memories of these disasters, just so we could all have something to laugh and point about at year’s end.  You are such good friends to all of your minions!

  • http://www.facebook.com/amy.ennis Amy LeBaron Ennis

    If Lindsay had ironed, it wouldn’t be so bad. I still say Julianne Moore for #1 cause Bitch should know better. 

  • Anonymous

    Kelly Rowland’s photo should be titled “Hellraiser does Spanx” for demons over 40 yrs of age who want to look slim and trim in their sadistic gear.

  • Anonymous

    Lindsay is just tragic. Although I have never been a fan of hers, I find it so disturbing that she looks like an old bar whore..the bleached hair and awful teeth. It looks like her mother bleaches her hair and those teeth. ugh. WHY? WHY?

  • http://vvatima.livejournal.com/ murt

    Have to say I still think Rosanna is number 1 with Lindsay a close number 2. At least Lindsay has the excuse of likely not being sober when she chose her ensemble… though maybe Rosanna was also on something.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PWP6FWEBTHHV5IY644H7WDBYHQ Stacey

    @baxterbaby:disqus ………my roomate’s mother makes $70/hour on the computer. She has been fired from work for 5 months but last month her pay was $7232 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this site http://nutshellurl.com/22i5

  • http://twitter.com/CantResistCody Loading…

    Lindsay is finally winning! Too bad its on a “Worst of..” list, but a win is a win! 

  • Mariah J

    My eyes are bleeding…I think that means you guys did a good job.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josefina-Madariaga-Suárez/100002964685796 Josefina Madariaga Suárez

    What about the Best of 2011??