Second verse, same as the first, ladies! Hit it!
Rose Byrne attends celebration of Gotham magazine’s September issue in New York City in a Christine Alcalay dress paired with Aldo “Botkin” pumps.
We’re pretty sure that this set of pictures singlehandedly killed the 5-minute Frankendress trend on the red carpet and for that, we have to thank Rose. Sometimes, someone’s got to wear the absolute worst example of a trend in order to kill it dead.
Sienna Miller attends the Lancel celebration of ’135 Years Of French Legerete’ Hosted By Sienna Miller in Paris.
Sloppy, dirty, fringy, and awkward, it was nice to see Sienna again. Or at least, it was nice to get a reminder why we all hated Anna Wintour for telling us this mess was a style icon.
Julianne Moore attends the celebration of the global launch of the 2012 Pirelli Calendar by Mario Sorrenti gala dinner in New York City in Lanvin.
She’s talented, charismatic, and gorgeous, but she still dresses like an utter crazy person. Oh Julianne. We wish we could quit you. Alternately, we wish we could pick out dresses and shoes for you.
Uh oh! T Lo’s gonna get quite the shitstorm on twitter today! But really, Glamberts, can you blame us? Even if you like Adam’s fussy goth/rockabilly blend, this awkward look is not doing him any favors. And we’re not normally this rigid about animal skins in fashion, but those smurfs didn’t have to die to make you a pair of shoes, Adam.
Christina Aguilera attends “The Voice” Press Conference at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California in a L’Agence blouse and Dolce & Gabbana skirt. Belt by Barbara Bui. Boots by Alexandre Birman.
Let’s all thank Christina for helpfully reminding us all that dressing at 30 like you did when you were 18 is at best a mistake, but at worst, a tragedy. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one this is.