As 2011 winds down, it behooves us all to take this time to reflect on the past year. Of course one should focus on the triumphs, but that doesn’t mean one should ignore the failures. That’s where bitches like us come in. You see, celebrities are not prone to focusing on their failures. They’re quite happy to blithely continue on, deliberately unaware of the world that goes on outside their own heads.
We can’t allow that.
But you know? Looking over the last year of red carpet posts on this site, we think the bad stuff isn’t as bad as it was last year or the year before that. Things have toned down considerably, due most likely to the economy and the current political mood (not to mention the falling profits of Hollywood). It’s really not until we get to the Top 5 looks that the crack really settles in. Most of the following are just poorly fitted bad ideas, but not necessarily outright disasters.
We should mention that we removed certain looks from contention because, well, does Ke$ha really need to be on a “Worst Dressed” list? And if we pick ONE person at the Daytime Emmys, Latin Grammys, or Country Music Awards, then we’d have to pick ALL of them, and then we’d be here all day. No, best to whittle things down to the following.
We worked “shit,” “ass,” and “Julia Roberts” into one sentence! We will NEVER be invited to one of her parties now!
Maggie Gyllenhaal attends “Hysteria” Photocall during the Annual Rome International Film Festival in Dries Van Noten.
Ah, yes. The look that launched the “smells like nursing home pee” line. It’s actually not an awful dress, but she styled it to its absolute worst effect.
Those shoes need to be burned.
Christina Hendricks at the “Drive” Gala Premiere during the 2011 Los Angeles Film Festival.
Because “voluptuous sex bomb” is so boring when you can go out looking like a tent revival minister’s wife in 1930!
Emma Roberts attends the Brazilian Style celebration at the Swarovski Crystallized Concept Store in New York City in a Miu Miu dress.
The Roberts family is dominating the list this year! Julia’s niece takes the number 12 spot with this hideously glittery schmatta.
That will be the title of our autobiography. “Hideously Glittery Schmatta: The T Lo Story.”
Elizabeth Banks attends the premiere of “Our Idiot Brother” in Los Angeles in a Prada Resort 2012 dress
It’s all “party in the front, invasive medical procedure in the back,” bitches!
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