Oh, Miss Taraji. So damn close. It must be so upsetting to you that we almost – almost – shouted “WERQ that Xmas dress, girl!” when we first laid eyes upon you in this:
Taraji P. Henson attends the Giorgio Armani & Cinema Society screening of “Albert Nobbs” in New York City in Emporio Armani.
But alas, your love of this free dress did not allow you to see that it simply doesn’t fit as well as it should, doll. Although frankly, free dress or not, we don’t know how anyone can leave the house without seeing all the puckering and pulling going on. If you use a stylist, you should drive them out to the desert at night, smear them in raw meat, and leave them to the coyotes, for allowing you to be photographed in this.
This is making us sad, doll. You could have looked so fierce if you went up a size.
Also if you got rid of the jewelry that looks like it came out of a cereal box, but that’s another story.
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