Paula Abdul Saves Christmas
So there was much merriment and rejoicing, what with the exchanging of the gifts and imbibing of the nog and eating of the non-waistline-friendly foods in great abundance. But as always, there’s a price to pay for all that enforced cheer and, right on schedule, the T Lo Household Post-Christmas Illness ’11 is well underway.
Don’t cry for us, Argentina. It’s just the usual semi-flu that comes from a week of running around, decking halls, and eating badly. If things proceed according to schedule, we’ll be up and about in 24 hours, slinging our bitchery like a Gucci knockoff in a mugging. We’re way behind on our reality TV blogging, with both the finale for Project Accessory and the last episode of All on the Line to discuss. We also promised we’d be blogging Downton Abbey this week and well, you might have to wait another 24 hours for that one. We’re gonna try and get the Project Accessory post done before the day is out.
In the meantime, what ever are we going to give our kittens to discuss? We can’t simply abandon you all when you have such a pressing need to be judgmental. Unfortunately, this week is a particularly poor one for celebrity red carpet appearances. Even when one of these attention whores deigns to strike a pose, it tends to be in some pretty, sparkly holiday thing and people find it difficult to shit all over someone’s gay apparel at this time of year.
Thank you, Baby Jesus, for giving a couple of sick, bitchy bloggers the gift of Paula Abdul:
Paula Abdul at “The X Factor” season finale in a Louis Verdad spring 2012 gown paired with Christian Dior shoes.
Because she lacks taste, loves attention, and has no idea which colors go together. Bless.
Have fun, darlings. We’re going to take a nap.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]