Pairs Division: Michele and Colfer

Posted on December 21, 2011

Once more, the dearth of good red carpet appearances has forced us to turn to television to solve all our problems. Believe us, it wouldn’t be the first time.

Glee castmates Lea Michele and Chris Colfer put on their best church clothes to visit Andy’s clubhouse. Let’s assess:

Lea Michele and Chris Colfer on “Watch What Happens Live” with Andy Cohen. Lea Michele wears a Jenny Packham dress paired with Christian Loubotin shoes.

Jenny Packham Fall 2011 Collection

SHE: Just can’t stop herself with the posing, can she? Once again, she’s wearing a dress that’s too short for sitting on TV (as opposed to sitting on your TV, and then all bets are off as to hem length), forcing her to constantly cover her upper thigh with her hand, lest the audience at home get a glimpse of America’s Sweetheart’s cheek crease. Still, it’s quite the jazzy little holiday-appropriate number and the hair and makeup look good. Score: 8/10. Points off for (lack of) length. If your garment provides so little coverage that you have to resort to using your hands to cover your lady areas, then that’s not a very useful garment, is it? Why not just come out naked and use the other hand to cover your nipples the whole time?

HE: Is NOT wearing skinny jeans, a vest, and a pair of pointy-toed boots and for that we are eternally grateful. This is still too far inside the tiny little style box he’s defined for himself, though. After all, a shiny tailored suit and a skinny tie is basically his other uniform. But he looks really good. Chic, grown up, a little holiday and a lot fabugay. Score: 9/10. Had he worn something equally as chic without resorting to his standard go-to, he would have scored a perfect 10. Aren’t you sorry now, Chris?

Combined Score: 8.5/10. Well done, kids. You both look swell. Now let’s put on a show in the barn.

[Photo Credit: Peter Kramer/Bravo, elle.com]

 

    • Anonymous

      So i saw that shiny handkerchief lea had on and thought that wasnt going to bode well for her in a sitting position at all…

      That said I agree w TLo that it is quite the cute holiday appropriate handkerchief.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Can’t score Chris as high as you guys did.  The sleeves on his jacket are too short, the shirt collar is an inch too big, and Jeebus boy, learn how to tie a tie so it doesn’t drape over your man area, and peek out the bottom of your jacket.  Lea?  Well its a cute dress if it was 5 inches longer.  So we’re in agreement there.  Though the way they clipped the mic to her top is making me nuts just a little.

      • Anonymous

        I agree. Those cuffs are really off. It looks like he shrunk his shiny little suit.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          Oh and I LOVE the position of his hand in the shot where they are standing together.  He’s all like, “girl keep them breasteses to yourself, I can barely stand to touch you”. And she’s all, Hey babe, got the time?”

          • Anonymous

            Oh, I just noticed that! He does look like he’s afraid his hand will get seared if he touches her with more than his fingertips! Can’t blame him. Lea cannot turn it off even when she is clearly wasting her time.

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              Her behavior mostly comes across as pathetic to me.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

              In about 10 years she’s gonna be a skank

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              Lets hope she wises up before then.

            • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

              I don’t know about that. I mean, anything’s possible. I think right now she’s quite taken with herself and her fame, and, as my father used to say, she’s started to believe her own press clippings. I haven’t seen any photos of her when she was younger, but I get the feeling she suffers from Ugly Duckling Syndrome. She’s really pretty, but maybe she wasn’t when she was a kid. And notice how easy it is to frump her up, whereas you couldn’t frump up Naya Rivera with a fright wig and zombie make-up.

              She seems like she’s kind of a pain in the ass, she’s way too impressed with herself, and that dress is so short it would make my cat look trampy. But I think it’s unfair to dismiss her as a future skank. I’m more likely to think she’ll slide into obscurity (which, considering her supposedly big ego, could be even worse than being a skank). Her best bet is to go back to the stage. That’s what she’s suited for.

      • Anonymous

        Damn, I went back and looked, and you’re right about those cuffs. I missed those the first time around. Probably too busy averting my eyes in case of an accidental glimpse of Lea’s cooch.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          Can’t blame you for a second, Anathema.  I really get bile in my throat about her constant, insistent sexualization of herself.

          • Anonymous

            I don’t necessarily mind a sexual, put it all out there style, but I’m not convinced she’s all that comfortable with it. And that bugs/upsets me. That’s what gives me the icks about her look.

            • Anonymous

              You’ve described it very well.  She’s playing the sultry like someone is holding her cat hostage if she doesn’t, but she’s really pretty asexual in her inherent vibe, so it just feels really fake. 

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              I think you’ve zeroed in on what annoys the crap out of me about her.  The whole sexual thing is a posture, and she isn’t really behind it 100%.  She’s a beautiful and very sexy young woman, without the posing.  She would be much more appealing if she would relax.

            • Anonymous

              I think the problem is that she is NOT beautiful. She is interesting looking and attractive, but not beautiful. She’s not embracing the differences in her looks and maximizing that, but rather trying to be a trendy hot model when she is more suited to be a classic Barbra.

            • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

              That’s exactly it!  I think she is beautiful, but not in the classic mold.  But rather than downplaying unattractive features (for instance, you will never see a pic of me with my chin not tilted down to minimize my giant lower jaw) or embracing the unusual ones, she’s trying to pretend like she’s a cookie-cutter princess, and no she’s not!

              And I really don’t get it.  If you look at the women who are considered the most beautiful in the world, most of them aren’t mathematically so — with the exception of Charlize Theron, and her look bores me personally.  Angelina Jolie, for instance, has features that shouldn’t work together — they’re all so much larger than life, without one dominant feature and all larger than math says they should be. 

            • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

              It feels inherently fake, which is never attractive.  There are some women who just exude sex no matter what they do, like Sophia Loren or Cher.  Lea Michele is NOT ONE OF THEM.  And rather than realizing that 99% of the population isn’t either and she should just go with what she’s got, she keeps trying to be one of them.  The OTT sex appeal only works if you do it naturally — if you have to work at it, you need to tone it down. 

              And this is coming from a woman who frequently describes her own look as a porn star’s daily life — it suits me in a way that more reserved looks just don’t.  There are a ton of things I’d love to wear, but they ring false on me, just like this does on Lea.  In fact, it’s funny when my best friend and I are out because it’s like a real-life “Virgins vs. Vixens”.

    • foodycat

      I love her dress. I love how the little sparkles strobe onto his suit in the second picture. But she can’t possibly have an 8 for wearing a frock she can’t sit down in to a sitting-down event. I’d give her a 7 and hope she had a clean hanky to put on the chair before she sat down.

    • Anonymous

      Oh come on, you guys let her off way too easy. She (1) forgot her skirt and (2) is showing way too much boobage. Unless I’m mistaken, this show is not all about sex. And she’s dressed all wrong for it, I’d say.

      • Anonymous

        THE BOOBS, they are making me so nervous and this is not real time and they are not my boobs. But still, so nervous.

        • Anonymous

          Yes, exactly! Like I’m thinking: Lea! Sit perfectly still or you may show some nipple!

          • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

            And that’s the other problem — she always seems totally aware of the potential for nip slip or cheek flash!  It leaves her looking uncomfortable.

        • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

          That made me laugh out loud. 

    • Anonymous

      Leah… “put on their best church clothes”   – that is sad if these would be her church clothes.  I’d be afraid that she’d burst into flame (or turn to salt)

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        Pillar of salt, please.  Its old school, but still seems really effective.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        See, I’m waiting to see her break out with the sweating disease at that point because my mother (yep, we’re from Hicksville) has spent my entire life using the phrase “sweating like a whore in church” so that’s ALWAYS the image conjured for me when someone who shouldn’t be in church is. 

        I can, however, testify that one will NOT burst into flames for walking into a church in skankwear.  I’ve done it once or twice — a form of silent protest against someone forcing me into a church.  Crude, but effective.

        • Anonymous

          “sweating like a whore in church” – love that! though I’d probably switch it to “sweating like a priest in a whorehouse”, just to be contrary.

        • Anonymous

          I did it once on accident. A cute but very religious boy asked me to come hear one of his favorite bands play. I put on my gold lame so thin and clingy I have to wear a thong dress and zhuzh up my hair. And find out we’re hearing said band play in a church, after a sermon.

          • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

            I don’t mind church and I go out of my way to dress appropriately — unless someone is FORCING me to go in which case I go into full-on tantrum mode.

            • Anonymous

              Nasty conversion tricks deserve nasty surprises in result; it’s disrespectful.

    • Anonymous

      Her dress is not only too short for sitting, it’s too short for standing too.  This sexpot image she’s striving for is just annoying. It is a really cute dress, I just wish she’d add a few inches in length.

      He looks fine except his jacket sleeves are too short and shirt sleeves are too long.  I do like the color and sheen of the suit and tie, and also like the shirt collar with that tie.

    • Anonymous

      Except for the fact that SHE probably had some sequins removed from the boob areas so that dress is more boob-tastic (tits OR legs, Lea, not both!) it’s not a bad outfit. As in, I still can’t stand her, but even I can grudgingly admit she looks good here.

      HE looks like the silver version of the liquid gold Oscar dresses the ladies wear around awards season time. Is he up for something?

    • http://twitter.com/chavelaque Cheryl Klein

      i was in the studio audience for this taping, and as soon as Lea Michele walked in, I thought, “It’s just like TLo says — she went short, tight, shiny, and showin’ off the bod!”

      So your influence allowed your judgments to happen even before you could see this! Kind of cosmic, really.

    • MilaXX

      I don’t mind Lea’s look (or behavior) here considering the get ups the Housewives who regularly visit the clubhouse wears. I wish Chris had added a bit of color, maybe a funky tie or something, but the kids look good. Let’s just hope Nene doesn’t act out on the set of Glee!

    • Scott Hester-Johnson

      Just watched this ep, and that girl is even more overbearing in person.

      But it was adorable when Andy Cohen gently tried to tell newly 21 Chirs Colfer that a strawberry Margarita might not be the best choice for extended drinking sessions. Bless him.

      Oh yeah, the clothes. Meh, for her and a big #fail for prompting Andy to talk about her shoes rather than wait for him to notice them and comment. Not terrible ladylike. And he was just adorable.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        Long Island Iced Teas. 

        • Anonymous

          Word.

        • Anonymous

          I had two of those things one night and pretty much passed out at the bar. A darling friend of mine had to half carry me out. Extended drinking sessions…I think something less intense like wine or beer is more the order.

          • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

            Oh, Long Island’s are the devil’s own drink.  Make sure you eat something first! 

    • Anonymous

      They really have a WWHL step-and-repeat? So weird. I love that carpet and find myself paying more attention to it than I do the guests. It’s a problem.

      OH WAIT THIS IS A FASHION BLOG– They look great.

    • P M

      Oh jeez. The first pic looks like Lea and Andy are…. well…… you-you know – yeah. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BARN2K234KUKPF5RACXYEFZ4HI Maggie

      I officially irrationally hate Lea Michele. After seeing the first picture and that posing I broke. So I can’t be trusted to judge anything she wears anymore.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        I irrationally love her for that, oddly enough.  She just seems so sadly clueless, I want to fix her. 

        • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

          Yeah, I’d like to sit her down and have a talk with her. I suppose she’s too old for her mother to tell her she’s not leaving the house dressed like that, but I wish someone would give her some advice, or at least sit her down in front of a mirror and tell her to take a really close look.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1043171034 Tadiana Walton Jones

        It’s a very rational hate.  It must be, since I share it.  I love the dress as a top but the mom in me wants to march her right back into the house to put on some leggings with it.  And isn’t she pulling up the hem just a little bit more in the second picture?  Grrr.  Poser sex kitten wannabe.

    • Anonymous

      I would knock more off for her dress length, especially given the need to sit in it on television. I love Colfer’s look and don’t care if it is a go-to for him. I love the mod vibe and he wears it really well. I’d bump him up a half point. (Not giving him full marks because I’m not sure I like the matchy tie.)

      • Anonymous

        Agreed on both counts. I’d bump Colfer up even more just for that precious coloring of his! He looks like a doll.

    • Anonymous

      She tailored the heck out of that dress…maybe that’s why everyone’s clothes don’t fit; all the tailors are busy slutting up things for her.  On the giant amazon model, the dress is not that short and the V in the neckline is not as low, and the fit is looser.  If she leans too far forward, backward or side-to-side, a nipple’s gonna pop out. 

      The dress is cute, but definitely looks better before the alterations.

      • Anonymous

        I noticed that too!  How can it be that the dress looks shorter on tiny Lea than on a giant model? 

    • Jasmine Moten

      Looks like Chris borrowed Tyrann Mathieu’s Heisman suit. 

    • Kerri Erwin

      Here’s something I get confused about by you guys on these posts. There are some celebs who when they wear a “variation on a theme”, you praise them for it (i.e. Russel Brand is the first one that comes to mind). But when others do the same thing (find a style they like/think suits them and continue to wear variations of said style, like Chris), you completely knock them for it. Why is that? Is it all down to who the celeb is?

      • foodycat

        For me it is partly about age – RB is old enough to have played with personas and figured out what fits. Kiddies like CC should still be figuring that shit out and taking a few risks, being punk one week and mod the next.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        I get confused by that too.  I THINK (and please correct me if I’m wrong, guys) that it’s basically 2 things: 1) how much is it THEIR style, as opposed to A style? and 2) how narrowly defined is it?  Because while you know a Russell Brand outfit when you see it, he does change up the details.  And while Chris Colfer always defaults to a certain look, it’s not a look he developed based on his natural characteristics and taste, it’s a look shared by a ton of young actors.

        • Kerri Erwin

          OK. I can see that. “A style” versus “THEIR style.” Chris’ style while nice, is still sort of generic young Hollywood, I guess.

    • Terence Ng

      Wow, she looks great. I would have given HER the 9 (1 off for the shortness) and given him the 8 for looking rigid after they staple-gunned his frozen smile onto his face. Honey, you’re too young for Botox, so stop looking like you got a big fat injection followed by a colonoscopy by your frigid-handed proctologist.

    • http://profiles.google.com/claudiaberry Claudia Berry

      I am so sick of Lea Michele!!!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QCJEZMOV4VYMXC5WJALLZNYEB4 Mari Rose

      Chris looks like he wants to be anywhere but on that set with those people. And, hey, who can blame him?

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        I know, my first reaction was “Wow, Chris can not stand her, can he??”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001637020912 Zula Khramov

      She’s got great legs and i guess she wants to show every single inch of them, oh well…

    • Anonymous

      He looks adorable, but is it just me or are the sleeves of his jacket WAY too short? Or is this the new thing?
      She looks good too; I love the dress, but it’s definitely way too short. She could have worn tights or *gasp* leggings. That dress would even have looked fabulous as a tunic over a pair of jeans, but girlfriend loves to show too much skin.  

    • Anonymous

      Really? She has to put her hands in her lap so people don’t see her vagina. And you gave it an 8/10? How obnoxious does she have to get for you to start actually berating her? (because seriously, I would bet my whole make up collection she reads your website)

      Also, it’s not “jazzy” if you have to use boob tape. It’s “Vegas”.

    • Anonymous

      Since she feels the need to wear sexy, this is a winner.

      It’s too short and a bit revealing on top, but it’s better than her usual.

    • Anonymous

      i am so confused by her boobs in the close-up.

      • Sara__B

        The girl has almost twisted herself into a corkscrew trying give sexy legs but no crotch shots. That’s probably what’s throwing her glued-into-her-dress boobs out of alignment. (It must be exhausting to be her.)

        • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

          She’ll throw her back out of alignment if she’s not careful.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      She should have done black hose.

    • Judy_J

      That girl has moved to the top spon on my “annoying” chart, nabbing the spot held for months by the Kardashians.

    • Anonymous

      She really tires me out–just looking at her is exhausting cause she is trying soooo hard–I feel like I need a long nap. No matter what she wears because she seems so obvious and uncomfortable that I can only end up feeling sorry for her.  Doesn’t she have any friends/family to tell her that she doesn’t have to be this “on” all the time?  Sad.   I can’t score her as high as TLo–if you need hand accessories to keep the bits from debuting on TV then you’re no more than a 6/10.

    • http://profiles.google.com/mercbubble42 Jessica O’Connell

      I agree that that’s super short, but damn is it CUTE!

    • http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/lastbutnotleast Anonymous

      Forget about the clothes, how about that body language? Is it just me or is Chris trying to subtly turn away from her?

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        Not all that subtly.

    • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

      Here’s what I don’t get: On the model, the dress looks short but not gyno-exam short. The model is probably close to six feet tall. Rachel Berry, on the other hand, is decidedly NOT six feet tall. So that means she took deliberate action to make it that itsy-bitsy. Why? WHY?!

      • Anonymous

        Exactly.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786229820 Rhonda Hanson

      too short. her hand was strategic placed for the entire show. c’mon ladies, you have great legs but some modesty is sexy too.

    • Anonymous

      He looks adorable!  Sort of reminds me of Nat King Cole’s suits back in the day.  Very retro, and he can get away with the shiny.  Needs longer sleeves though, or shorter shirt cuffs!

    • Anonymous

      So Andy’s not only got the 411, but he also has a step & repeat? I had no idea. I’ve never heard of a talk show doing this.

      But I’m just upset I forgot to watch this the other night.

      She looks super fabulous in the first picture. I’m guessing that all the posing comes from her spending her whole career (of almost 20  years) being told she wasn’t pretty enough (up until she got the part on Glee.)

      –GothamTomato

      • Anonymous

        Since this story about everyone discouraging her comes from her, I am not inclined to believe it.  I think all the posing comes from being a self-involved diva.

        • Anonymous

          I’m actually sure it IS true. Casting is all about looks and anyone who is ‘ethnic’ looking, or has the kind of looks that she does, is told that a lot. 

          I know this from experience. It’s why I gave up on acting and moved behind the camera: I got tired of every single f-ing casting director telling me I was ‘too ethnic’.–GothamTomato

          • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

            Aw, it’s okay, it’s not only “ethnic” that’s a problem, it’s anything outside generic.  My best friend was a theater major in college, and she knew she’d never score a lot of leads because she’s a big girl.  But her theater program made her so unhappy (One example: she had the ONLY singing part in a play she was doing, and they put her in a corset laced so tightly she could barely get out a note — and it wasn’t a period piece that needed one, the director just thought she’d look better on stage) she left after her sophomore year.

        • Anonymous

          Well, the two are not mutually exclusive!

          And she clearly doesn’t fit the very narrow box for beauty in entertainers. Her brand of looks are only complimented (in a woman entertainer) once she has won her place through some stunning success based on talent or if she has world class charisma.

        • Anonymous

          Well, the two are not mutually exclusive!

          And she clearly doesn’t fit the very narrow box for beauty in entertainers. Her brand of looks are only complimented (in a woman entertainer) once she has won her place through some stunning success based on talent or if she has world class charisma.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      He looks like class on a stick and she looks like skank on a stick. If you are covering your upper thigh with your hand at the same time that your boobs are about to be exposed, then you look like a skank…even if you aren’t one.

    • Anonymous

      She looks like she’s trying way too hard -too much leg and boob. Chris looks good but yes safe -but he’s barely 21 and I think he just terrified of a misstep. The sleeve of the jacket does seem a bit short. 

    • Anonymous

      Maybe she needs to do a sit test before she leaves the house. Sit in a random chair and if you have to cover yourself up, go change.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1129137319 Paula Pertile

      He’s so pretty, and she is just trying sooooo hard.

    • Anonymous

      That’s not a dress, it’s a bathing suit coverup or a shirt. As for him, he’s okay, could use a little less lipstick though.

    • Anonymous

      LEA. A SHIRT IS NOT A DRESS.

    • http://twitter.com/connectinglines Me Again

      I think Chris Colfer looks great!  I totally want that suit.  But with sleeves that are the correct length.

    • BuffaloBarbara

      It’s cute.  Alas, saying, “You need two inches on the hem” is pretty much a guarantee that you won’t be listened to .  These are things she’ll have to figure out for herself, probably when the carpal tunnel syndrome from keeping her hand in that position kicks in.

      My mom tells a story from nursing school in the early ’70s.  Apparently, all the girls wanted to wear mini-skirt uniforms, because that was in fashion, and it was possible to buy them.  The instructor, rather than telling them that it was unacceptable, came in wearing a mini nurse’s uniform… then promptly jumped up on a gurney and started doing CPR on a dummy, with her rear to the class.  They didn’t ask to wear mini-uniforms anymore.  You’d think watching herself on TV would give Ms. Michele the same lesson.

    • BuffaloBarbara

      It’s cute.  Alas, saying, “You need two inches on the hem” is pretty much a guarantee that you won’t be listened to .  These are things she’ll have to figure out for herself, probably when the carpal tunnel syndrome from keeping her hand in that position kicks in.

      My mom tells a story from nursing school in the early ’70s.  Apparently, all the girls wanted to wear mini-skirt uniforms, because that was in fashion, and it was possible to buy them.  The instructor, rather than telling them that it was unacceptable, came in wearing a mini nurse’s uniform… then promptly jumped up on a gurney and started doing CPR on a dummy, with her rear to the class.  They didn’t ask to wear mini-uniforms anymore.  You’d think watching herself on TV would give Ms. Michele the same lesson.

      • Anonymous

        That is an awesome story.  I love it when people tell family stories like that here!

      • Mary McClelland

        That was a great story! So fun. Tell your mom thanks!

      • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

        That’s one of the best stories ever.

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        Like telling a 15 year old “that much eyeliner isn’t pretty.”

        • Anonymous

          Heh, as a former fifteen year old who wore too much eyeliner, I can attest to the fact that you really do have to figure it out for yourself. Sometimes I do wish my parents had been a bit stricter when it came to what I wore to leave the house. At least there are no pictures of me at that age…

          • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

            Mine was probably a bit too much — though I still do a VERY heavy eye when going out, that’s the advantage of having giant, wide eyes with high brows:) — but it was expertly applied.  So it didn’t look pretty but it did look well-done!

            • Anonymous

              Whereas mine was… not expertly applied. At all. I never did manage to completely master eyeliner.

    • Anonymous

      During her recent appearance on Leno or whatever show it was she made a big deal of how she should never have worn such a short dress because it was so hard to sit, and ooh aren’t I adorable blah blah blah, and oh my gosh she’s gone and made the same mistake again!  She is such a pain in the ass.

    • Anonymous

      Also, why is there an American Girl doll stuck to the wall?

    • Anonymous

      Chris looks great. Lea needs to back off the sex kitten dresses. 

    • Toto Maya

      I know it’s his thing, but does Chris ever get sick of looking like a 14-year-old boy? His smile is so pasted on. He’s what, 25 years old? Does he ever wake up and think, “I want to look like an ADULT today”?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FLKS47RHXPOFWQZYB4MMW43VPE RS

        21. And probably. As a 30 year old who gets asked if I’ve applied to any colleges yet, I sympathize with him. I’ve yet to find a way to look less “cute.” (not in the attractive sense, I’d love to be cute, but in the young way.) He has a total baby face, and if he figures out how to look like an adult, I will mimic the hell out of whatever he does!

        • Toto Maya

          Well 21, I can see then. I’m similar to him, I’m a teacher who gets mistaken for a student often. But I can usually minimize it.

    • Anonymous

      I’m so sick of seeing her sternum.  And I’ve never even seen her in anything but photos!

    • Anonymous

      Slutty, slutty, slutty.  Chris looks adorable though.

    • Sara__B

      Twice in one month Lea’s appeared on a talk show in a dress that is (to quote T Lo):
      a) sheer
      b) uterus-length
      c) sternum-baring.
      I’m beginning to think she’s not just desperate to be “hot”, but doesn’t learn from past mistakes. This dress is even shorter than the other one, and she’s had it shortened from the runway version. Lea! Use your brain!

    • Anonymous

      Andy Cohen is a harlot, a putz, and Lea Michele is just so damn annoying.  I’ll keep Chris out of it.   I like sharkskin suits.  The extended cuff give it a Rat Pack Jacobean vibe that I think he can pull off.  She needs to take several chill pills and just go away.

    • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

      Her dress is pretty fabulous, but, yikes! Maybe she should have carried a jacket to drap over her legs so as not to flash the audience. I can’t decide if I should give her a 10/10 for guts or a 5/10 for desperation.

      Chris looks great. I love the suit, too-short sleeves excepted. I usually hate that hairdo, but it looks good on him. The 9/10 score stands.

    • r0ckmypants

      She was INSUFFERABLE on this show. Never shut up, constantly talked over Andy and Chris, spoke too loud and too fast and too excitedly. Extremely annoying.

      • Mary McClelland

        Ugh I know! UGH.

    • Anonymous

      I think the fact that she is pulling at her dress so it conforms to the curve of her back and ass in the standing photo says it all. We GET IT, you have a BODY that you feel is SEXY. Noted. Can we move on now? It is a cute dress, but if it is too short on a wee thing like her then who is intended to wear it? Smurfette?

      Chris Colfer looks Chris Colfer-y.

    • Anonymous

      Lea Michele, STOP trying to show me your vagina!  I know you like the world to know that you have great legs and look at underwear with disdain, but please give it a rest when you’re sitting down. 
      Chris, you look adorable.

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      Lea – You know that dream where you leave home without your pants on? Mmmhmmm. That.

    • Anonymous

      Very high heels, very skimpy dress…she just looks uncomfortable.  Or I think I would be uncomfortable if I had those clothes on, especially if the people I was with got to wear nice suits that they could sit and move in.  The dress is pretty though, what there is of it.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Kinda over it.

    • Anonymous

      I know, I know that when you’re young and have a hot body, you want to show it off. I get it. But to me at least, especially when she smiles, she looks like a girl next door type so the dress looks like it doesn’t belong on her. If it were longer, it would be a different story. But if she was looking to get some, this is the perfect dress to use. Also, when she’s standing with her left side facing the camera, the dress makes it look like some spanx are peeking out of the bottom of it.

    • Cayla Dugan

      I think everyone’s being a little harsh. If I had legs like Lea Michele, I’d always wear dresses that short too.

      • Anonymous

        But with a sheer top?  And to sit down, in front of cameras and an audience?

        • Cayla Dugan

          Why not? You’re only young once, might as well take advantage of it while you can.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1046681022 Paula Berman

            Keep it classy, Lea!

        • Cayla Dugan

          Why not? You’re only young once, might as well take advantage of it while you can.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CQPXLNCBM5CZSHZZXJDHPVFS7E Buffy

      Now if Lea wore that holiday sparkly blouse (because there is no way in hell I can call that a dress) with some skinny velvet pants or a black mini that actually covered her upper thighs then she’d look fab.  Chris looks cute as a button.

    • Mary McClelland

      Lord LOWER HEMLINES LEA – although yes she looks pretty and I like the dress. OFF TOPIC: I cannot stand her. She was so annoying on WWHL. Interrupting, loud talking, overly effusive and melodramatic. I guess it’s fair to say I am NOT a fan. 

    • Anonymous

      Perhaps it’s his status as Queen of the Pocket Gays but anything Colfer wears, even this costume fitting for How To Succeed In Business, just looks twee to me. 

    • Anonymous

      I think you were a tad kind, but only a tad. And it’s the holidays!

    • Anonymous

      From now on, she’s Legs Mychest.

    • Anonymous

      From now on, she’s Legs Mychest.

    • Anonymous

      He looks terrified. Maybe he’s terrified she will wear even less clothing and he will have to give her his pants.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/judi-townsend/578042503 judi townsend

      She keeps dressing like she is JLo but it doesn’t work for her. There is more material on her shoes than on her dress! 

    • Anonymous

      We get it Lea.  You have boobs, you have legs.  Please fire that straight guy stylist, mmkay?

    • Anonymous

      photo #1   Lea:  watch me jump andy’s bones.
                      Chris:  smiles
      photo#2   Lea:  ok, maybe the gay guy will let me hump his leg
                     Chris:  still smiles
      photo#3   Lea:  aren’t my legs great?  not letting you see the cootch, though.
                     Chris:  still smiling
      photo #4   Lea:  isn’t my breast great?  can’t see the nipple, though.
      photo #5   Chris:  smiles while playing with his withered pinky, gazing offstage
      photo #6   Lea:   nope.  not gettin’ any here either cause i’m a good girl!
                      Chris:  smiling, are we done yet?

    • Anonymous

      For a moment when I saw the thumbnail I thought OMG Darren Criss looks Terrible and then I realized it was Andy

    • Anonymous

      That is a lot of dress for an interview show.

    • Anonymous

      There’s something a bit Donald O’Connor-ish about him.

    • Anonymous

      Chris Colfer looks like he’s hating every minute of it.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t know…..I just can’t even with these two. She always wreaks of trying too hard and I get the same vibe from him…..and I don’t want to feel that way about CC!!! (Her….whatever.)

    • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

      So, a question for gays, is Andy Cohen a bit much?  

      I don’t know, I seem to want to hurl at the sight of him and his over-the-top persona.

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      Well I for one am sick of seeing that girl’s boobs and too short skirts.  I am really over her.  Chris looks fine, but I agree with you about the box he’s in.  Jeez, what a cranky old broad I am!  :)

    • Anonymous

      9 out of 10 for Chris?!? there are some serious fit issues with the suit and the shirt and it is wrinkle shitty, I mean city.  And Lea is just not going to be happy until America gets a flash of her cooch.

    • Anonymous

      He looks very adorable. She looks really cute when she smiles (seriously, her smile is gorgeous), but I am not liking the sexpot look at all.

    • Anonymous

      I can’t wait until she is relegated to playing the Darien Dinner Theatre and we don’t have to see her any more.