These two look like a barrel of laughs, don’t they?
Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig attend the world premiere of “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” in London. Rooney Mara is wearing a Givenchy couture dress.
Givenchy Fall 2011 Couture Collection
SHE: Looks confused. Sweetie? Do you know where you are? We’ll give you a hint: It’s not your wedding. But even if it was her wedding, we probably still wouldn’t like this dress. Conceptually interesting, but awkward from a real-world sense. And it pretty much requires that you wear little to no jewelry with it, which is boring for the red carpet. Especially when you’re trying to grow out some truly shitty bangs and would appreciate some focus-pulling earrings. It’s a bold choice of a dress, but you’re locked into it without any interpreting or styling. That would be great (from our perspective) if the dress was so stunning that it didn’t need anything, but really, the dress ain’t all that stunning. Score 6./10.
HE: Needs a tutorial on formal outerwear, because this thing isn’t it. Daniel, a fabulous trench or overcoat? You couldn’t manage that? Come now. We can’t even see your outfit because of that big fabric body condom you’ve got on. Tsk. At the very least, you could have flashed some bulge for the gay bloggers out there, right? Score: 5/10. For all we know, the suit underneath looks great, but we can’t grade you on our imaginations, now can we, Daniel?
Combined Score: 5;5/10. That seems about right. She tried a bit too hard and he didn’t try hard enough.
[Photo Credit: Dave Hogan, Stuart Wilson/Getty Images, vogue.com]