Pairs Division: Jolie and PItt

Posted on December 09, 2011

Let’s hear it for putting a little effort in!

 

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the premiere of “In the Land of Blood and Honey” in Los Angeles. Angelina Jolie wears a midnight blue asymmetrical one shoulder evening gown by Romona Keveza.

Because these two so rarely do.

HE: Is approaching 50 and sporting the Cobain hair. But he’s also Brad Pitt, which means it actually works for him. The suit is gorgeous, although it would have been nice if it was fitted in a more current style, rather than the somewhat loose way he’s wearing it. He’s swimming in those pants and even a little in that jacket. But we give him credit, because lately the dudes on the RC have been going for very business-appropriate suiting and it’s nice to see something like this, with its wide lapels, double front pockets, and vest; things that set it just a bit apart from what the average business major wears for a job interview. He’s also one of the rare men on the planet who can dress in all one color like this and not look like a mobster or bouncer in a strip club. Love the glasses and appreciative of the fact that the whiskers are trimmed and shaped. Score: 9/10. Would’ve scored a perfect 10 if that suit was taken in just a bit.

SHE: Is wearing a color. Score: 100 million/10.

Okay, forgive us for overreacting, but this is an unprecedented moment in the history of western civilization. We’re just a little excited, is all.

It’s not the most vibrant color (and it’s a bit odd that they match perfectly, like they’re wearing uniforms), but it’s sophisticated and looks great on her. This is what’s so frustrating about her. Her coloring means there’s a pretty wide range of hues that would look great on her. We hope this is a step toward accepting that, but we doubt it. Anyway, the other thing that’s so exciting about this dress is that it has an actual shape to it instead of just hanging off her, like so many of her outfits. And it has some actual design to it, with the sheerness and the draping and all. We don’t love the way the hair looks flat on top and blown out on the sides, but her eye makeup is gorgeous. Score: 9/10. Jewelry and some lip color would have been nice. We realize it’s a serious film and an important career moment for her and all that, but a bracelet would have been welcome.

Combined Score: 9/10. See what a little effort gets you?

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]

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  • Anonymous

    D-bag deluxe.  Ugh.

  • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

    I used to have the biggest crush on Angie, but her face looks…waxen here lately. Still, agree with the scores.

  • Anonymous

    Agree that Jolie looks great in the dress!  Also agree that a bit of jewelry would have been nice and also deflected some attention from the unfortunate tattoos!

    • Anonymous

      Good point about the jewelry and the tats.

  • Anonymous

    We can see her figure.  They actually look groomed.  I’m flabbergasted.  

    • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

      Her figure, or her bones?

      • Anonymous

        Ha!  Okay…we can see her shape, that she has the waistline of a woman.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

    Agree with everything – except Brad’s glasses.  Average (or worse) looking guys wear glasses like these so they can look a little more hip.  Brad is beautiful – he doesn’t need to use glasses to make his face more interesting.  I want to see his face!

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      Maybe he just likes them.  I started wearing thick heavy frames long before it became hip because they suit my face better — I’m very high-contrast in coloring and barely there wire frames look out of place.  Or he might just want a bigger lens, and these accommodate that.  I know a lot of people who have issues with smaller frames because there’s more room to see around them which can cause headaches.  (I do the same with sunglasses, because I’m very sensitive to the light)

      I never critique someone’s glasses or that they’re wearing glasses, because I only put in contacts if forced.

  • Anonymous

    I’d rather see Brad, or any man, in a suit that could use a bit more tailoring than a suit that’s clearly a size too small/short.

  • Anonymous

    Someone should have steamed her dress.  They were in LA, for chrissakes.  I think they have steamers on every street corner in that town!

    • Judy_J

      I noticed that wrinkled skirt after reading your comment.

  • Anonymous

    Actually think those frames are a bit thick for his face. A lighter tortoiseshell  style would have been adorable. 

    Her hair is -albeit *styled*- so limp, it makes the blandness of the makeup and lack of jewelry unforgivable. 

    • MilaXX

      I think it’s just too much going on. The long hair, the scraggly beard & the glasses are all fighting for attention. Remove any 2 items and he’d look just fine.

      • Anonymous

        It does look kinda busy up there. 

  • Anonymous

    I honestly didn’t know that was a color other than black until you said so. Maybe I’m just blind

    • Sobaika Mirza

      I think that’s why I’m not jumping for joy, it’s so close to her neutral wheelhouse.

      When she was pregnant with the twins, she wore a stunning acid green number in Cannes. UN-freaking-FORGETTABLE.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

        She also wore a bright red dress sometime recently, and it was really striking.
        http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-style/news/angelina-jolie-wears-tight-red-hot-dress-with-brad-pitt-in-tokyo-2011911

      • Alloy Jane

        Holy crap, that’s a great dress on her.  Plus being preggers always makes her more attractive.

        Also, I’d score him 8/10 for that fucking hand in the pocket as well as the silly hair.  And her 8/10 for matching his outfit and her silly hair.  But I really do love that dress.

        Still totally weirded out that they’re starting to look like clones.

        • Sobaika Mirza

          There was a point when he was with Gwyneth Paltrow that they started to look like twins too, same haircut and everything.

          • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.council Rachel Council

            He did it with Jennifer too. He’s so weird.

  • Sobaika Mirza

    Seems too high. They look great, but very boring. In terms of style, he’s about a 7.5 and she’s an 8. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

      I completely agree. They look nice, and there really isn’t much to criticize, but I’m of the opinion that if you are closing in on a 10 you should also be nearing WERQ territory, and that’s just not happening here.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    Gack – I hate that facial hair on him!  Otherwise, he looks great.  She looks fine, whatever.

  • Anonymous

    Ha! So much joy over her wearing color, and here I sat looking at that first picture trying to determine whether they are wearing a shade of grey or business blue.

  • Sobaika Mirza

    I think that’s why I’m not jumping for joy, it’s so close to her neutral wheelhouse.

    When she was pregnant with the twins, she wore a stunning acid green number in Cannes. UN-freaking-FORGETTABLE.

  • Judy_J

    I’d bump up Brad’s score to 9.5/10 for the fact that his shirt collar is standing up, not lying limp like a wet noodle.  Her dress is gorgeous, and fits beautifully. I do agree that a bit of sparkle and a deeper lip color would have bumped her up to a 9.5 as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cassandraloyd Cassandra Loyd

    I have never understood the appeal of these two.

    • Anonymous

      Me neither. However, when groomed just so, he does have moments of extreme handsomeness. Her, blech. I also find him appealing because years ago my mother met him on the set while filming in our city and said that he is incredibly nice, polite and quite charming.

  • Anonymous

    This is probably the best thing she’s worn on a red carpet for YEARS.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Navy…yes, is a color, just like white and black.  Not exactly exciting. I do like the dress.  And I do really want Brad to shave and cut his hair and stop trying to be like Johnny Depp.  Johnny has mastered that messy-dirty-sexy-pirate look.  And you Brad, are no Johnny.

    • Anonymous

      Johnny has done it before and a bit better, but I don’t know about mastered. I hate that look but if you are gonna go for t, I think quitting at the high point is key. JD has stretched it too far, as has Brad. And now Ashton wants a piece of it too, ew.  

      • Anonymous

        At least Johnny and Brad look like they have necks; for some reason, Ashton’s current ‘do makes him look like a troll. I think it’s because it makes his jaw and neck look like they’re the same width.  For what ever reason, it’s dreadful on him.

        • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

          Ashton Kutcher IS a troll.  Blech.  Cannot fathom his appeal on any level.

  • MilaXX

    He looks good and I’m all for aging gracefully, but cut the hair please. Second look I think he needs to shave as well & the suit /could be a bit more fitted. 7.5/10
    She actually looks good here, just a tad wrinkled.  She still bores me to tears. 8/10
    Total 7.75/10
    Total /10

  • foodycat

    I’m happy with those scores! The fug girls had a pic of her in a red dress recently though, so maybe she really is coming around to colour?

  • Rebecca Johnson

    I think Brad looks better here than he has in ages. Personally I enjoy the glasses.  I have a feeling she lets her tattoos stand in for accessories, but Angie could’ve used some color on her face at least.

  • Anonymous

    I think it’s a bit generous.  I think you guys are so surprised that these two  dressed up that you went crazy with the scores.  He is wearing a nice suit, but the fit is off and it’s wrinkly.  His hair/facial scruff is pretty gross.  I’ d give him a 7

    She is wearing a color that’s almost black, so not really a color.  The shape is nice.  The hair is more styled than normally, but I agree with you on the flat top/blown out sides.  She’s an 8 for me.  So it’s a 7.5 for the pair.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, hate his hair. I wonder if he’s growing it for a role? Even if he is, he could comb it or something.

      Do you think she’s put some coverup on the tattoos? They look a bit subdued.

      • Anonymous

        He’s had that gnarly hair for so many years now it can’t be for role after role after role.

      • Anonymous

        Tattoos fade over time.  I think if she were trying to cover them up, she’d use makeup that actually got the job done.

  • Anonymous

    They look dyed-to-match. Why is it not okay for shoes, but okay for Brad Pitt? ;)

  • Anonymous

    They both look pretty good and I can’t help but feel a little giddy because it looks like having babies has had an effect on Angelina’s boobs.  They seem to have shrunk.. giggle.  She is human.  

    • Anonymous

      Breasts  are a natural fat deposit. It is very common (though some lucky girls escape that) to have them get smaller when you lose weight, as she as in the past years.

  • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

    She looks exhausted, but she’s still incredibly beautiful. That’s a great dress, and it looks great on her. I’m not loving the hair either, but I’ve seen way worse. I agree she could use some jewelry, but that’s not her style

    I have nothing against facial hair on men, but I hate it on Brad. Even trimmed, it doesn’t look right. Love his hair and the glasses. Considering he’s almost 50 (how did that happen?), there’s a good possibility he actually needs them.

    He has a thing for literally baggy-ass pants, and I don’t think that’s going to change. He makes the suit work, which is something not just anyone could do. And I swear, if he lives to be 100 years old, he’ll still be insanely good looking, as will Angelina. There’s no hiding it. If we’re grading on a curve, I would say 9/10 is right. But without the curve, I think that’s a little high. 8.5/10 for both of them.

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      According to my friend the optometrist, he almost certainly needs them, and if not, will within 5 years.  She informs me that everyone will need readers at some point. 

  • Anonymous

    Well, if we’re grading against past efforts, then I agree with your scores. But all things being equal, I’d knock them down a point or so each for being a little boring and matchy.

    That gown is pretty cool, and she wears it well.

  • Anonymous

    He is a beautiful man. I just wish he could accept the fact, be grateful and cultivate it, dammit. Does he realize that most men would cheat, steal and murder to look like him? Like Johnny Depp, he is forever frustrating me with his refusal to allow himself to be gorgeous. Is he upset that he no longer looks the way he did in Legends of the Fall, just as I no longer look the way I did in 1989? We all age, Brad. You, of all people, have no need to worry, because now you’re beautiful in a different way, but no less beautiful, bien sur.

    Anyway, I love the suit. From the neck down, he looks fantastic. I hate the Cobain hair. You’re not Kurt Cobain, you’re Brad Effing Pitt, dammit! Act like it!! Oh, the glasses are cute. :)

    Her. The color is fabulous on her and the dress is gorgeous. So nice to see some effort from her. The hair is a little windswept and not in a good way, but overall I think she looks fantastic.

     

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      It’s more likely that he’s upset that he had to struggle to be taken seriously because he was so pretty.  Both Daniel Day-Lewis and Robert Redford said the same thing.

      • Anonymous

        Enh, you know…I don’t buy that excuse. If that were the case, every beautiful person in Hollywood would have to uglify himself in order to be taken seriously. If you’re a great actor, you will be taken seriously.
        And let’s be totally honest, our boy here is beautiful, but a brilliant actor he is not.  

        • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

          But he FEELS that this is a problem for him.  It’s not really a question of what else is happening with his career and his face, but I’m sure he feels like he doesn’t get some of the parts he wants because he’s so pretty. 

          Though to be fair, a pretty large number of actresses HAVE had to ugly it up to really break through as “serious”.  Angelina herself was not particularly pretty in Girl, Interrupted.

          • Anonymous

            Ok. Because before you stated it like it was fact:
            “It’s more likely that he’s upset that he had to struggle to be taken seriously because he was so pretty.”

          • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

            My bad, sorry.  Insert the following: “because he feels” between upset and that.

  • http://twitter.com/baxterbartley Becky Bartley

    Personally, I’d deduct 1/4 point for that dress being so wrinkled. Where is your stylist with the steamer??

  • Anonymous

    Why does she always insist on looking like she’s just been blasted in the face with a wind machine?! Whhhhy, Angelina, whhhhhhhy?!

    Lovely dress but I’m too distracted/annoyed by that hair.  

  • Anonymous

    It seems like we have to score Brad and Angelina on a curve. The dress is nice and something exciting FOR HER, but on anyone else it would have been just “meh.” Don’t get me wrong, I think Angelina has one of the most striking faces in the industry. But the fact that we congratulate her for making an effort for once is a little funny. He combed his hair! She wore something with some style! I think we keep thinking back to how they used to look, or what we used to always dream their potential was. Because if that couple pictured above was not Bragelina, we would be commenting on how haggard, unkempt, and old they are looking these days (yes, brad is almost 50 and it’s ok to look your age..but Angelina? She’s 36!). 

    • Anonymous

      Go Fug Yourself recently had a post on Angelina and her style and I think they hit the nail on the head about what kind of annoys me about the couple. Not sure if we’re allowed to post URL, but check it out http://gofugyourself.com/fuggelina-jolie-12-2011.

  • Sara__B

    Perhaps it’s the loose fit of the suit, but Brad looks like an impeccably-dressed geezer with his beautiful hired escort. I love that gown, but it takes more than tossing on a crumpled gown and slapping on a little makeup to earn a 10.
    HE: 5/10, but only because it’s a handsome suit.
    SHE: 7/10, because the gown is lovely

  • Leonardo Alves

    Is it just me or her boobs look smaller?

  • Anonymous

    @  Brad:  ”Shave and a haircut, two bits!”  You can afford that, no?

    • Anonymous

      Exactly.  It’s like he says to himself “We all know I’m way cute under here, so I can do whatever the hell I want with the hair and gray beard.  Shave/haircut, and I’m back to li’l ol’ cute me!”

      But I’d have deducted another point from Angie’s makeup–she looks waxen on my monitor.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Emily-Smith/12431153 Emily Smith

    would it kill her to not look so damn smug?  i feel like she has her head permanently wedged up her own ass.

    • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

      I think she just doesn’t enjoy the RC, not that she’s standing there feeling superior to anyone.

  • Anonymous

    Anyone else would have gotten slammed for the wrinkly dress. . . 

  • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

    Yes, I LOVE this dress on Angie, but I almost missed the “color” to it. :) I do appreciate it actually had some design elements to it, and she spent more than 5 minutes on the hair, too, this time.  But she could put it up in an interesting way once in a while. 

    I’m not fond of the long hair on Pitt but today it looks good. 

    I agree with the scores. 

  • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

    What I like about them is that they are so clearly uncomfortable with the RC.  Really, I appreciate that they are serious human beings in a world of FLUFF.  They show up as required but don’t lose sleep over which designers they’re wearing; it’s refreshing.  She is stunning in anything.  If I had six kids I would rarely even get a brush through my hair much less do these events as they do.  I love fashion (obviously, as I read every single post by TLo! ) but I can’t get behind bashing these two for clothing choices. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PRM766RS56X25A5742XLACK2LM Sam

    I personally wouldn’t mind swimming in his pants.

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      LOL

  • Anonymous

    And a  cookie. She could do with a triple chocolate chunk cookie. Mmm…cookies.

  • Anonymous

    I agree with your scores. This is the best she’s looked in a long time. She looks healthier and less frail somehow, maybe it’s the color or the cut, or maybe both? Her hair could be better, but I’ve seen worse. Makeup is flawless. 

    Brad looks good, although the glasses look a bit affected to me. I also a agree that a slimmer cut would’ve really taken his look up a notch.

  • mrspeel2

    I agree they both look pretty amazing but one thing about Brad (and a lot of other men) puzzles me: why do they color their hair but  think their graying beard is hot? Do they really think they’re fooling anyone? Now maybe Brad does have graying hair, I can’t tell from these pix (and I apologize if I’m wrong), but the whole premise is inexplicable to me.

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      With blonds, a lot of time they aren’t coloring it, but it’s coming in white so slowly that it reads more as a highlight.

      • mrspeel2

        Thanks for the info Shannon; I appreciate it!

        • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

          My sister-in-law has that and I am so jealous!!!  When mine goes (and I realize it — at this point my hair could be half gray and I’d never notice because of all the dying:) it’s going to be glaringly obvious.  She just gets free highlights.

          • Anonymous

            Oh, but only for a little while. I had that going on for a few years, but the *real* grey took over, surpassing that white-grey spreading from the temples. Of course, I’ve been dying my hair since my 30′s when I finally faced that my youthful blond had darkened into a mousy neither-blond-nor-brown, so it never saved me much work,  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    Not a fan of Brad’s hair, but the dress is beautiful on Angie.

  • Anonymous

    Sons of Anarchy … Jax and Tara at a local benefit in Charming

    It’s the wrinkled dress, skanky hair on both and the unfortunate tattoos needing cover.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1326120071 Gaby Ripoll

    NO, not even Brad Pitt can pull off looking that scruffy at this point. Cut your damn hair and stop dyeing it when you decide to have a beard, because otherwise you look like you’ve been clapping chalkboard erasers in front of your face – it looks DIRTY. 
    I would have dinged them a point for matching so perfectly, making the sum somewhat less than its parts. Did they get a deal on a bolt of fabric? Von Trapp much?
    They’re so boring. Boring pretty people. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1326120071 Gaby Ripoll

      (At that age: long hair OR the whiskers.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1046681022 Paula Berman

    What color is the dress?  I looks matte black on my monitor.

    PS– Is it unkind of me to think she looks rather gaunt these days?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jill.m.woods Jill Woods

    The dress is very pretty, but I always fine these two always get near perfect scores.  I just don’t see it.  Sorry guys!

  • Anonymous

    I think her makeup looks nice, but thats about it. If that dress were on anyone else I think you guys would have scored them lower for being boring. That saying something about how boring her wardrobe is! And I think she found the one hairstyle that is unflattering on her. She’s so frustrating. And needs a sandwich.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JQSQJRAL4YYWB2OZNHNUHKZAEY Christopher

    no points off for wrinkles in the front?

  • Anonymous

    She’s looking a little bit like Joan Crawford.   I mean, she looks great, but there is nothing natural or uncontrolled about her appearance (or his, either – hence the matching looks).

  • Karen O’Hara

    Off-topic, but I just wanted to add: THANK YOU X 1 MILLION for restoring the feed settings so I can view the entire post on Google Reader!  This makes things so much easier to read!

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Very striking couple.

  • Linde Hoff

    Classic…in this day and age of over-the-top dressing and attention-getting seekers, it’s refreshing to see them dress simply and with confidence.  They are clearly comfortable with who they are and don’t need to shock anyone.  Very nice and much appreciated.

  • Anonymous

    Just goes to show how much you’ve been deprived of color, when it comes to AJ, that this dress rates as “color.”  But it does look fab on her.  He should have worn a different color, and combed his hair.  More point off his score.

  • Anonymous

    Is Brad Pitt really almost 50?!

  • Anonymous

    Wow. An almost blue dress. With a little style. Same dull look, same silhouette, though. And he just looks douchey. Is he allergic to haircuts or something? He used to be Brad Pitt, but he isn’t anymore. He’s just a sad guy living off past glory. Sad.

  • http://www.lindamerrill.com Linda Merrill

    She looks like she’s her wax look-a-like at Madame Tussod’s. But the bodice of that dress does fit her beautifully.

  • Delaney Davis

    I feel like he’s actively trying to look less attractive. Loose-fitting clothes, long, shapeless hair, ugly frames, fug facial hair… He’s Clark-Kenting.

  • Anonymous

    They both look like meth heads.

  • http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

    It’s a blue so midnight it looks like black. I call cheat.

  • http://profiles.google.com/denise.alden Denise Alden

    Is it just me, or is Brad Pitt beginning to resemble the gruesome Eric Dane?

  • Anonymous

    It’s popular to slag on the them now, but all I can say is, Jesus, what a beautiful couple of people.

  • Anonymous

    This hair does not work for him.  He looks dirty and too lazy to shave.  

  • http://twitter.com/anacedillo Ana Cedillo

    i really dont think they deserve that high of a score, this is really nothing to get excited about

  • Anonymous

    She looks stoned and skeletal. He looks like…Brad Pitt. I’m not at all impressed. Being genetically blessed shouldn’t mean you coast on your looks. Put some effort into your style, FFS.

  • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

    They are just not living up to their early Liz an Dick potential

  • Anonymous

    No, she gets 9.5/10 because we are scoring Angelina Jolie. Who is wearing a stunning gown that allows her to look stunning and has good (not great) hair and makeup. I don’t think she’ll ever do more than that, not until all the kids are away at college, anyway.

    I’ll let your 9/10 stand for Mr. Pitt even though I’d be inclined to downgrade to an 8 for the facial foliage & hair. However, I am willing to allow that it is my slight distaste for him & my slightly greater distaste for men whom you KNOW have consulted a stylist, hairdresser and probably a manicurist & aesthetician in the last month trying to look all grunge.

    9.25/10 combined score.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    I need that dress.  For a cocktail party.  This evening.  Santa?

  • Anonymous

    They look gorgeous and I am happy to see her in a dress that makes the most of her figure and bones, but I think she looks stoned out of her mind, frankly. 

  • Anonymous

    They look gorgeous and I am happy to see her in a dress that makes the most of her figure and bones, but I think she looks stoned out of her mind, frankly. 

  • Anna Maria Diamanti

    I’m not happy about this grading on a curve. Her dress is… fine. Very pretty but nothing really special. Her hair is terrible. Her shoes (I saw on another site) are hiddy. I do like her with light makeup–her features are so bold she looks really garish with too much color on her face. His suit is actually pretty good, but otherwise he looks like a douche. Those glasses are so desperately “I hate getting old but I want you all to think I don’t care at all and that I wear shit like this because I think I’m a cool hipster but that I can fool you into thinking it’s all ironical-like.” I bet he’s squinting because he needs prescription lenses but refuses to include them because that would ruin the vibe.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IHWCJIMARF4OOW6PQZQS3RFOOA JillK

      Nude peep-toes. So unoriginal and bo-ring. ::yawn::

  • Anonymous

    It’s a very pretty dress and suits her well…she looks better than him.  I wish he’d have opted for a white shirt instead.  The baggy pants on him just come across as ‘old man’.  For the most part, they look good, however I wish they weren’t so matchy to each other, color-wise. It’s nauseating when couples do that.

  • Anonymous

    And she needs about 20 more pounds of meat on her bones…….

  • Anonymous

    She liooks like a sex-hating banshee.

  • Anonymous

    It’s hard to judge them with that big, huge elephant in the room – I really think the woman has anorexia. Look at her wrist bones sticking out. And I saw another picture of her and her arms look very similar to people who have been starved – almost like a child’s arms. I know this is a fashion blog and that we are not supposed to comment on how skinny people are, but I think this is a serious issue for a lot of these women, and we all ignore it and ooh and aah over their clothes. Or not. It just didn’t feel right after seeing her wrists. 

    My two cents.

    • Anonymous

      I hate to bring it up, but the tattoos on her emaciated arms really do evoke awful images.

    • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

      Thanks for your two cents. As a literal $tarving student, I’m almost offended that she not take advantage of her privileged circumstances, and eat a full meal on a regular basis. 

  • Anonymous

    These people … they are falling into bizarreville. Although I must take issue with a Brad comment below — he’s hardly living on past glory.  Have you seen Moneyball?

  • Anonymous

    He has never looked this good before.  Love the hair, love the goatee, love the beard.  So glad he ditched the matinee idol look.  It works for Clooney, not him.  
    I’m always bored with her hair and gowns but she is a true natural beauty.  She never looks bad.  Ever. 

  • Anonymous

    It’s pretty telling that when I look at his hair I think of it as a huge improvement. She looks pretty fabulous in that dress. Sporting one awesome piece of jewelry and colored lips and it’d be a-freaking-mazing.

    Him 7/10
    Her 8/10

  • Anonymous

    And Brad’s collar is starched. I noticed because I read Tom and Lorenzo :-)

  • Anonymous

    She?  Is stunning.  He?  Needs to ditch the dorky glasses.  Overall, they make a lovely couple :)

  • Anonymous

    Wow, I think they look stunning. Well done.

  • http://blue-again.myopenid.com/ blue

    They would like divine if he would cut his hair. He just looks gross.

  • Anonymous

    I have never understood his appeal. And now he just looks smelly.

    I love her dress, but I would love it more with a bracelet, it’s plain and would benefit from bling. But she looks good.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh, they both look gross. I can’t stand it.

  • Anonymous

    man she is gorgeous.

  • http://www.twitter.com/allforusophia AllForUSophia

    He’s morphing into Jeff Bridges! Weird…

  • Mary McClelland

    Aaaahhh… they look divine. I love his 3-piece. I love a 3-piece. I love her in navvy. She looks great, I just don’t like the wind tunnel hair. 

  • Anonymous

    She is such a very beautiful woman,   I am SO DISTRACTED BY THOSE AGING TATTOOS.  Ugh. I just hate them.

  • Anonymous

    She’s sooo skinny here–huge head, skinny arms.  And funny–I think actually a little “heavier” than at other times, but here, she’s making me a little nervous.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    He always looks a little like a bum (albeit a handsome one), and she always looks a little stoned.  Why is that?

  • Anonymous

    The only man who can wear those kind of big glasses and look hot is Michael Caine.  Brad has douche hipster written all over him, from the hair down. Hey, give him Jude Law’s knit granny beanie and look will be complete.  She may have worn a “color” and the cut of the dress is nice, but no hair and makeup effort was put in at all.  The dress is wrinkled from the thighs down also, like she had it stuffed in the back of her closet and pulled it out last minute.

  • Anonymous

    That beautiful dress is so wrinkled. I want to wipe those stupid tats off her. Brings it down to a 7 for me.

    He has a smudge  on his right shoulder (if their kids were younger, I’d think it was baby puke). Can’t believe you gave him 9 with that awful hair and heavy dork glasses. Love the suit and his shoes are shined, so 8.

    I hate that they match.

  • http://twitter.com/tommarkiewicz88 tom markiewicz
    • Lisa

      She looks way better in the link you posted, Tom.  I just think in this new posting from TLo, they both look okay.  Brad looks kind of sloppy, the longer hair doesn’t bug me but it could stand to be freshly washed and styled, and the suit needs to fit him better.  She looks gorgeous as always, but that doesn’t look like a color.  It looks – to my eyes anyway – like nothing more than a deep charcoal.

  • Anonymous

    I’d still like to see his hair cut…..SHE much as i think is over exposed looks FABULOUS…gurl can work a gown..

  • Anonymous

    I just realized something: these two are the most glamorous, rich hipsters in the world. They’re Hollywood hipsters! That’s why it’s a miracle that they look put together for once. I can’t believe I didn’t figure it out before this.

  • http://janeaustensworld.wordpress.com/ Vic

    Over paid. Over rated. So over them.

  • http://profiles.google.com/melantha.chimera Eileen Duffy

    Hate his hair.

  • Anonymous

    beautiful dress

  • Anonymous

    Love her dress, HATE both the heads of hair!  With a passion!  That swept back look she does is so…. I don’t know what but not flattering to her.  Too Yvonne de Carlo in “The Munsters”, that’s it.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve read a lot of gossip on Angie’s weight lately.  I don’t think she’s looks skinnier than she usually does, but her usual skinny is still too skeletal for me.  I give her a 9/10 for wearing something that isn’t a caftan, but a 2/10 on healthy weight.  Got find a bag of chips and a pint of ben and jerry’s honey.