It’s times like these that we really wish we were the Red Carpet Police and we could just stop people before they get to the step-and-repeat, especially when they look like this, and say:
Khloe Kardashian attends the Z100’s Jingle Ball 2011 in New York City.
“Nope. Everything here is ridiculous. Turn around and go home.”
Wouldn’t that be a valuable service, darlings? Wouldn’t the world be better off if only we were put in charge of it? Alas.
Still, before we send Khloe packing, we’re gonna ask her to leave her shoes behind so we can discuss them.
United Nude Crystallization Ankle Bootie
That’s not just a whole lot of shoe; that’s a METRIC SHIT-TONNE of shoe. We like the concept behind them but we really hate the shape. What thinketh the Kittens of Bitterness?
The United Nude Crystallization Ankle Bootie: YEA or NAY?
[Photo Credit: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images, farfetch.com]