Khloe Kardashian’s MEGA-SHOES

Posted on December 13, 2011

It’s times like these that we really wish we were the Red Carpet Police and we could just stop people before they get to the step-and-repeat, especially when they look like this, and say:


Khloe Kardashian attends the Z100’s Jingle Ball 2011 in New York City.


“Nope. Everything here is ridiculous. Turn around and go home.”

Wouldn’t that be a valuable service, darlings? Wouldn’t the world be better off if only we were put in charge of it? Alas.

Still, before we send Khloe packing, we’re gonna ask her to leave her shoes behind so we can discuss them.

United Nude Crystallization Ankle Bootie

That’s not just a whole lot of shoe; that’s a METRIC SHIT-TONNE  of shoe. We like the concept behind them but we really hate the shape. What thinketh the Kittens of Bitterness?


The United Nude Crystallization Ankle Bootie: YEA or NAY?


[Photo Credit: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images,]

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  • Stella Zawistowski

    Hideous. Nay.

    • Anonymous

      I think you meant: Hideous. Neigh. 

  • Anonymous

    Nay. Maybe on Gaga. But otherwise, nay.

    • Anonymous


    • Dominique C


  • Anonymous

    Tres Silly! 

    • Anonymous

      i thought you said Team Silly. which is where i fall.
      i actually love those shoes to death. but i’m also a cardcarrying executive committee member of team pre-gaga so i would.

  • Susan Bullard Mayer

    The gray ones are kinda fabulous.

    • Catherine George

      Agreed – think they’re much better in grey than in the black she chose. 

      • Anonymous

        Me too

      • Anonymous


        • Ass Kicking Adviser

          Totally what I was thinking. In black they look like someone took some very utilitarian shoes and made a craft project out of them. In gray, they are certainly over the top, but pretty and interesting. Well, pretty and interesting with a pair of jeans and a crisp white shirt. Not with, um, whatever that hiddy is that KK is wearing. 

  • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Nay.  Times Infinity. 

  • Anonymous


    I do, however, love that the Z logo behind her head makes it look like she has Devil horns.

    • Chantelle James

      That was the first thing I noticed. Devil horns suit her.

    • Sheri B

      That was my first thought, too.

      • Anonymous

        Ditto. This entire look is laughable because the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.

    • Anonymous

      I truly thought someone was having a “Nightmare Before Christmas” party. Had that been the case, I still hope TLo would have told her to leave the RC and go home.

    • Anonymous

      Me too!

    • Vivi N

      The very first thing I noticed. 

    • Anonymous

      I know, I sort of love that. 

    • Anonymous

      It’s awesome. It totally completes the Halloween Costume look of her outfit.

    • judy brown

      Those are definitely Break-a-Hip shoes, and not just for height.

      Those suede strings could catch on ANYTHING, and BOOM! down goes a Kardashian. Not that that would be a bad thing…

    • Jillian Liszewski

      I absolutely thought she must be doing some kind of devil drag; those tights are wrong on so many levels it seems the work of the devil.  But I love the shoes in gray.  Or is it grey?  Whatevs.  I know everyone is Gaga-ing on them, but I think they’re something Zoe Saldana could work the hell out of… And that is as much satan-punning as I can handle. 

  • Anonymous

    I want the Kardashians gone.  With all their money and fame they can’t even dress themselves.

    • Anonymous

      You can have all the money in the world and still look cheap.

      • Anonymous

        As the glorious Dolly Parton is purported to have said: “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.”

    • Anonymous

      You can have all the money in the world and still look cheap.

  • Anonymous

    The shoes are kind of fun. And you know how stupid Khloe’s outfit is when THOSE shoes are the least ridiculous things she’s wearing.

    Love that logo behind her head. Completes the kitty costume effect.

  • Kris Bruneau

    Nay.  Though the dove grey version is much better than the black. 

  • Anonymous

    Big BIG NAY!

  • Anonymous

    Did she forget Halloween was almost three months ago?   OUT OUT OUT…

  • Stine Vejen

    It looks as if they’re covered in cobweb. Makes me cringe.

  • Liana Brooks

    What an unfortunate logo to place behind her head, she has devil horns…. Now on to that outfit – I take it that it was Come As a Hooker Day on the RC? No? Oh dear… Tacky, ugly, sullen… NAY

  • Nancy Williams

    The idea is fantastic, but the execution lacks the elegance necessary to be “fashion” rather than “hooker-y”.  The grey pair you show  is better than the black pair on Khloe, I think in large part because  the leather strapping works better than what appear to be thin metal chains on the black pair. 

  • Jennifer Szczublewski

    Interesting from an art perspective, HIDEOUS as an actual shoe though! 

  • Anonymous

    At first I thought she was wearing pink devil horns on her head!  Must start paying attention to backdrops….
    –Edit– So happy I wasn’t the only one!!

    Completely agree – I love the concept, but would prefer more vamp and less clop.

  • Anonymous

    Nay.  One should never wear Marilyn Manson’s video-shoot castoffs.

  • Anonymous

    They give off a creepy Coraline vibe… there’s something really sinister about them to me.

    • Chantelle James

      They are Coraline-like, aren’t they? There’s something creepy and binding about them with the ties between the heel and rest of the shoe. I’d like them if the shoe was less chunky and the platform wasn’t so ridiculous.

      • Shannon Stewart

        Okay, I suddenly like them far less…  “Talking ’bout Coraline…”

        My 5 year old discovered that movie, since I was unaware of the creepiness — her father put it in the family movie section — and LOVES it.  The kid who will tell you for hours that she can’t sleep because there’s a smudge on her wall and it’s freaking her out can watch that damn movie for hours!  With never a second thought!

        Meanwhile, I can’t walk into the toy section at Target because they are making dolls with button eyes again and I get the heebie jeebies every time I see one.

    • Meira Niibori

      Yes!  Sinister is exactly the word that came to mind for me.  I think it’s because the strings are so…. heavy-duty looking?  It’s not exactly delicate little laces there, it looks cage-like, or maybe like what you’d use to prevent someone escaping.  Or wire someone’s mouth shut.  *shudder*

      That would be a definite and resounding nay from me.  All because of the lacing between the front and the heel.  The rest is just sort of clunky and ugly, but kind of dorkily inoffensive. 

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha, I love how the pink Z100 logo looks like devil horns behind her head!!!

  • Anonymous

    No. The only place these things should be in is a Tim Burton movie.

  • Anonymous

    HAAAAAATE those shoes. LOOOOOOOOVE how where she’s standing gives her devil horns.

  • Lauren St Martin

    I like the white version, in the smaller size, but in black and larger, they just look cheap.

  • Anonymous

    Just say NO…Nancy would be proud

  • lilibetp

    I say let the Kardashians make big ol’ donkey fools of themselves at every opportunity and maybe eventually they’ll disappear from public view.  Talking about their dumb-ass outfits is just free publicity.

  • Jackie Crowley

    just threw up in my mouth a little

  • Anonymous

    Nay.  Trying too hard.

  • iCouture

    Who let this gorilla out of its cage????!!!….

    oh sorry!

    I mean….  I too think the concept could be neat, but this particular shoe, I am NAYing…

  • Anonymous

    I like the general idea but can’t imagine any outfit they would look good with. I also don’t like the version she is wearing as much as the other photo.

    • MilaXX

      how about grey shoe, skinny jeans, grey top & black leather jacket

  • Anonymous

    the grey ones are clearly the superior model… for some reason, the tone-on-tone makes them look more like HALF a metric shit ton, and just all around cuter. i think the black ones are also hard leather, and i definitely prefer suede.

  • Anonymous

    Nay.  You shouldn’t even have to ask.  The gray is less horrendous, though.

  • Anonymous


    I’m actually more amused by the fact that I thought she was dressed as a kitty or a devil, because of the piece of print of that (horrid) backdrop behind her head.

  • Mariah J

    Nay, never in a million years

  • Anonymous

    Shoes only a foot fetishist could love. But they do go with a “I’m a pudgy, tasteless slut” look rather well. 

  • Anonymous

    I do like the all gray.  I do not like the two-tone Khloe is sporting, though.

  • Anonymous

    Those shoes with the right outfit and right person could be killah.  Unfortunately, Khloe murdered them by pairing them with THAT horrendously tacky outfit!  😉

  • Sobaika Mirza

    I think they would be fine if the shoes were left as the focus of the outfit. On this hot mess, they are so very EXTRA ugly.

  • Anonymous

    Since you asked so nicely, the shoes are mega-crap and the whole concept is mega-trashy from head to toe.

  • Anonymous

    If current trends continue, we’ll soon be having to sign mutual non-aggression pacts with our shoes.

  • MilaXX

    I dunno, I kinda like an odd shoe. The problem is with a shoe like this the rest of the outfit should be clean and simple. Khloe here has paired ti with cray hose and a Not Your dress. I’m gonna vote IN. I’d like to see these with a pair of skinny jeans in the original gray color.

  • Anonymous

    Everything here is disgusting.  Everything.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a “nay” for me. …and those patterned tights are doing NOTHING but making her legs look even heavier.

  • Kathrine Marlow

    AWFUL….no redeeming quality

  • Amanda

    I like the grey ones, but not the black. 

  • Anonymous

    I think the only way they would be wearable was if all the laces hugged the shoe directly — i.e. those laces went around the heel of the shoe, not stretching across it.

    …Of course, then most distinguishing feature of the shoe would be altered, but still. 

  • Jenna Kuhmann

    They are definitely interesting.  For $29.95, maybe.  For $1011.00, no freakin’ way.

  • Lauren Field

    I like them when they don’t contrast… But I bet they get dirty quickly.. or pick up random things from the pavement when you’re walking. It might be ok if it was a leaf or something.. but other trash items would be unacceptable.

  • commish24

    NAY! And Double NAY to the rest of the outfit!

  • Suzanne Melton

    Oh, man, she’s going to be SO out of place in Dallas. OUT.

  • Anonymous

    Ultra-hiddy.  NAY, NAY, NAY!!!

  • Anonymous

    I like them. And I actually think that dress looks good on her. It’s not as unflattering as a lot of the shit she chooses to wear. The tights kill it though.

  • Shannon Stewart

    Um… I’m undecided until I see them with something less awful than this.  Like they could be really cute with jeans.

    ETA: I spent my formative years in the Doc Marten grip of the 90s… just so y’all know, there is a certain place in my heart for ridiculously huge shoes.

    • Anonymous

      I’ll see your Doc Martens and raise you a pair of Vibram-soled, leather, water-proofed with oil, hiking boots.  (Sigh. I know. But it was the early 70’s & I didn’t live in a real city.) 

  • Addicted2Glamour

    A thousand times NO. As hideous as the shoes are ( and let’s face it, they are a train wreck, in both conception and execution ) they are the best part of this “look.” I mean, really, Khloe, your shoes cost over a grand, and your hose and pleather mini look like something from the close-out rack at Forever 21. 

  • Scott Isaacs

    Some people are just asking for it. Begging for it. Literally, their livelihood depends on them going out and looking absurd. Exhibit A right here, representing perfectly for all things Kardashian. TLo, I totally understand where you’re going with this. And I’m torn. Send her home, and we are denied laughing at her, and she has that much less time in the spotlight. Let her go, and we all get a chance to roll our eyes, but her popularity (and probably her income) spikes, too.

    Hmm…maybe you have a point here. Out of sight = out of mind? The less Kardashian, the better. The more attention we pay them, the more they’ll annoy us with their presence.

  • Anonymous

    Giant MAYBE on the shoes. You’d have to WORK the shit out of them. None of this half-assed trampy BS here.

  • Aiste Griciute

    Seriously ugly. Blah. 

  • Claudia Berry


  • Terence Ng

    The shape reminds me of Picasso and hoof heels, except not good or interesting in any way.

  • Molly OBM

    Faintly terrifying  

  • Anonymous

    It’s almost too much look. 
    Girl should never have paired such busy tights with busy shoes.

  • Linde Hoff

    The shoes are hideous….and she looks like…..I’m not sure what.  I’m speechless.

  • Anonymous


  • Anonymous

    I hate them, but I REALLY hate them in the black color that she’s wearing – it looks like she got stuck in some cobwebs on her way here!

  • Elena

    Nay. Hiddy.

  • Anonymous

    I can live with the gray, but why are the laces on her shoes so saggy? Especially at the bottom ? Did she keep getting caught in them and kept yanking on the laces? Did she play a round or H-O-R-S-E with Lamar before her picture was taken?

  • Anonymous

    grey is better. but still, no no never no.

  • Anonymous

    the decal on the wall behind her looks like she has devil horns. kind of appropriate given the face she’s making and the outfit.

    • Rachel Weiser

      Just thinking the same thing! Oh the funny “coincidences” in life…

  • bookish

    To me, they just look like they’re going to get caught on something and cause her to fall on her face.

  • Emily Jordhamo

    Completely hiddy. Nay.

  • Anonymous

    These are REALLY ugly.  Also the logo seems to be making horns behind her head.  She should send these shoes back to whatever circle of hell that spawned them.

    • Charlotte Horseman

      That’s what I saw too!  AGH!

  • kittenmasks

    Everything that’s going on is a giant mistake.

  • Anonymous


  • CQAussie

    It should called United Ugly Clunkers.  OUT.  NAY.  Gross.

  • Anonymous

    And Lady Gaga doth yawned and said “where are my slippers?”


  • Sammi M

    They’re just… OMG. Sh** for sh**’s sake, is what they are. Let’s see how much crap we can pile on them and still make them marginally walkable! EW.

  • Pamela

    They’re PERFECT for catching on a stray projection and sending her tumbling down a flight of stairs!  One can only hope..
    Someone call OSHA!!!

  • Joshua

    The thing about the shoe is, exactly how you say it, it’s a shit-tonne of shoe. I want to say it could work, though, with an entirely different ensemble, but everything about what she is wearing is just a tonne of shit, so no.

  • Tadiana Walton Jones

    Damn.  My son’s pet spider must have escaped again and found its way into Khloe’s kloset of krazy kreations.

  • myblackfriendsays

    Hell to the NAY.

  • Jessie Melcher Brown

    You know, she is really a pretty girl.  But she is tall and big boned (in the broad shoulder sense) and she needs to learn to dress the body she has, not the body her sister’s have.

    The dress might have been salvagible with different hose, shoes, and some jewelry.  She needs a stylist outside her family who can be honest with her.

  • Anonymous

    And the red logo behind her is giving her devil horns :))))

  • Jane Morris

    Hah! It looks like her shoes are trying to trip her.

  • Judy_J

    At the risk of sounding like Mr. Ed…..NAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!  Those clodhoppers need to be destroyed.

  • Anonymous


  • Anonymous

    WTF khloe. big fat ass NAY

  • Anonymous

    The black ones are giving me a headache.
    The whole ensemble is a cry for help. And the RC is not the place to workout one’s issues. NAY

  • aimee_parrott

    NAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!  A million times nay.  Fugly as sin.

  • amanda lynn

    Ballsy.  I give her credit for trying.  YEA!

  • Cate

    i prefer the colour of the ones you guys posted to the ones she’s wearing. i have to admit, the ones she’s in look strange…

  • Belle Burnett

    They’re alright, I give them a tiny “yay.”
    I think the only way to wear them is with a solid color, though. Like the shoe is the SHOW, so no weird tights or cute dress, just blah blah BAM.

  • Anonymous

    I kind of love them, as objets d’art, but not on a foot.  The strapping is awesome, but, if the shoe’s heel and footbed were lower, and not looking like foot–shrinking devices, I really think they could be something.

  • Teri Zelasko

    I still firmly believe that the men who design these hiddy shoes (and no other shoes) for a solid decade and have the back problems that women have later in life.

  • Anonymous


  • Trevor Burroughs

    Um, Total Nay.  Like the rest of her, they’re hiddy!

  • Anonymous

    I think there’s a way these shoes could work, perhaps on a slimmer, edgier silhouette with a tight, knee-length skirt and a sleeveless vest, but the stockings with the hearts and short circle skirt make her look like leather-cased S&M sausage. It’s gross.

  • Anonymous

    The basic shape leans too much towards those hideous hoof things

  • Anonymous

    N to the A-Y.  A scribble for one’s feet–and an ugly, uncomfortable scribble at that.

  • Kyle Crawford

    oh come on :  SHE HAS HORNS!   Why, oh why won’t this entire clan just GO AWAY !!

  • Barbora


  • Anonymous

    NAY. Those shoes make my skin crawl.

  • Anonymous

    Those shoes are hostile.  I mean, really aggressively hostile.  I got an immediate bondage or Silence of the Lambs mask flash from these.  Nightmare footwear.

  • Anonymous

    She has hearts on her hose. Isn’t that grounds for permission to shoot her?

  • Anonymous

    I could see them as a parody in a Pop Art display, but not as actual footwear.

  • Anonymous

    spider villianess shoes? i’m ok with this.

  • bebo

    It a interseting shoe, but no

    • Anonymous

      Ain’t that the truth.

  • Vera

    It’s hard for me to be objective because I dislike that family so, but I think the shoes are kind of cool. Have no idea how to walk in them, though. And that is completely not Khloe’s dress. Ugh.

  • Sam

    Ah, our first sighting of the Tim Burton/Quinten Tarrentino 2012 winter collection

  • Joyce VG

    YEA! I love these ankle booties a whole metric tonne! (TLo is so Big Bang Theory smart.) These shoes are crazy cool.

  • Praggya R. Barretto

    Nay. It looks like she stepped in a tangle of dental floss.

  •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    It must have been a job finding shoes tacky enough to go with that hose – so, well done there I suppose.  (That would be a NAY)

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad you pointed out the shoes because I didn’t see them at first.  I was blinded by the Hell No.

  • Laura Valentine

    I love them monochrome, but hate them two-tone. It throws the whole thing off.

  • Anonymous

    YEA in the gray, NAY in the black. This only works with minimal contrast.

  • blue

    There is nothing not ugly about that outfit. Looks great from the neck up though.

  • Anonymous

    Those shoes are like outdoor chaise lounges for the feet  –audacious on their own but horrible with the Kardashian mole-heart stockings. 

  • Anonymous

    Can we bring up the heart shaped leopard tights? Two of my least favorite things in one!

  • Anonymous

    I’m late to the party on this but did anyone else mention the horns? Did some brilliant photographer ask her to scoot over til she was standing right in front of that logo so it looked like horns?

    If so, well done, sir!


  • Erin Leahy

    Nay– I’m not seeing laces, I’m seeing stitches.  And is it just me or does she have pink devil horns in the first picture? Coincidence…?

  • Emily

    Nay.  Totally hidi.

  • Anonymous

    Beyond fugly.  Absolutely horrendous.  I can’t think of enough adjectives to describe how horrible they are.  

  • Anonymous

    Beyond fugly.  Absolutely horrendous.  I can’t think of enough adjectives to describe how horrible they are.  

  • Diana Martinez

    In gray, I can see someone making them work.  Gaga, maybe.  But in the black version that K’s wearing here?  No.  No. No. 

  • Mags

    Nay. So ugly.

  • Anonymous


  • Andrea Lane

    For a second I thought she was wearing hot pink devil horns, and I totally lol’d.

    Oh, and nay. Khloe’s not fierce enough for them.

  • Fade 131

     The shoe would work for Gaga (or Rihanna) but definitely not for anyone else, ever.

  • Anonymous

    My eyes! My eyes! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BuffaloBarbara

    Nay.  And in that first shot, looking quickly, I thought she was wearing cat ears on top of it.

  • Anonymous

    NAY. Or not the way she’s wearing them, that’s for certain.

  • Carrieanno

    Goes to show you can’t buy good taste.

  • Anonymous

    This is tranny hooker from to to bottom. 

  • Anonymous

    Sometimes a more substantial lady needs a more substantial shoe. I am surprised by how well I like them aesthetically, it is on grounds of practicality that I disdain them.

  • Anonymous

    Frankenstein shoes….. so horrible….

  • Anonymous

    They look dangerous. Nay.

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    Nay!  Hideous shoes!  OOooooogly!  and WHY would she pair those shoes with those HOSE??  And that ugly shapeless not flattering too short dress???  Honest to Bob, that is one ugly outfit top to bottom.

  • Kristin

    No, no, NO!!! Just turn around & go home. Bless her heart…

  • Anonymous

    Nay..these look very dangerous…

  • Anonymous

    I think the fact that in the first picture she looks like she’s got devil horns courtesy of the backdrop says it all: these shoes are the handmaiden of Beelzebub.

  • Democracy Diva

    Lady Gaga’s raw meat shoes were more appealing than these.

  • Anonymous

    NAY NAY NAY. Interesting idea but I can really only see Gaga wearing these successfully. And they look better in grey.

  • Anonymous

    NAY NAY NAY. Interesting idea but I can really only see Gaga wearing these successfully. And they look better in grey.

  • Anonymous

    HEINOUS. Whoever designed these must’ve been inspired while tripping acid. 

  • Anonymous

    HEINOUS. Whoever designed these must’ve been inspired while tripping acid. 

  • Anonymous

    Oh please. Nay.

  • Susan Collier

    Kardashians kannot do konceptual, full stop.
    Y’all get a prize for noticing these shoes in that sea of shiny and animal pelts.

  • JillK

    I gasped when I saw this. And not in a good way. Nay to the Nth. ::shudder::

  • Anonymous

    Nay. I don’t totally dislike the shoes, but Khloe is much too tall to wear things like that without looking monstous. I feel your pain, Khloe, but you have to leave some things to the tinier gals. Same goes for that dress.

  • Anonymous

    Conceptually interesting shoes. Hard to wear. Not her dress and the tights are a big mistake as well. She’s 0 for 10 here and I’m not even giving her a point for trying. 

  • Anonymous


  • Anna Maria Diamanti

    Gaaahhh! Why is this creature being featured on one of my favorite blogs?!

    Damn you TLo, I thought your site was a refuge from they-who-shall-not-be-named!

  • Anonymous

    At first glance the red logo behind her head looks like devil horns. Can’t unsee it. 

    How do we get you guys a badge?

  • MandyM

    Wow! Those are some bad ass shoes. And by bad, I mean the real bad. And by ass, I mean she should have stayed on hers at home rather than going out like that. Anyone else like that she’s standing in front of that pink logo and it makes her look like she has little pink devil horns? Hee hee!

    • MandyM

      And as I can see from the comments, I wasn’t the first to notice the horns. LOL

      I agree that the shoes are way better in grey but better than crap is still crap sometimes.

  • Anonymous

    Nay. Hideous.

  • Mary Pressler

    These shoes look like they came out of the bargain bin at Hot Topics.

  • Kyle Henry

    I can only see this in some zany, sports-inspired spread.  Sheesh. 

    Goin’ with nay.

  • Anonymous

    Nay – horrible!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Ugh. Vileness itself. Just leave us alone please you horrible family.

  • Advaita Waikar

    Some shoes are just meant to seen from afar and pictured in editorials. Please don’t bring them out.

  • Anonymous

    I thought she was going to a costume party as a slutty kitten until I saw it was an optical illusions done by the printed thing behind her.  OK so I just hate her.  She looks like the mean and slutty girl in 10th grade who screwed the wrestling coach.  She’s horrid.  Her clothes are horrid.  THOSE STOCKINGS!  Make it stop.  And the shoes – they look like you would put a sad canary or gerbil inside the heel part – like a weird cage.  This look makes my eyes peel.

  • bloodshothalfblind

    i like the shoe. i think there is a way to work it.  but this is sooooooo not the outfit for those shoes.  those tights need to be burned & she needs to be slapped.

  • Anonymous

    Jesus. Sweet infant baby Jesus with a shiny platter of a halo & all sorts of painterly symbolic objects spread about his feet, as a matter of fact. 

    That is one unattractive get-up that deluded woman is wearing.  TLo, your intervention pre-photo would, indeed have been a service for which the world, as well as those who care about her personally, would have to be eternally grateful.In theory – as red carpets are purely theoretical places in my life – I join the chorus feeling some admiration for the all-grey version. (The version the She-Thing is wearing have no appeal)  But I have to admit I have a purely visceral countervailing recoil as I imagine hurtling to the ground & breaking an ankle as I snag the swagged ties on, well, all sorts of normally innocent low-flying objects.

  • Stacy

    I can’t believe she thought it was okay to leave the house looking like that.

  • Fifi LaRoux


  • Anonymous

    Yea – I like it. cute with a rocker jeans look. HOWEVER. I wanna punch me a Kardashian. I just do.

  • Anonymous

    She is Awful.
    But, loving the fact the logo behind her head, gives her horns…
    Love the shoes.

    • Claudia Gilbert

      Oh, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought she was wearing a pair of devil horns!

  • Nimith

    I can see Pinhead in this if he were ever to do drag.

  • Anonymous

    SHE looks awful, but the solid-color version of the shoes has potential, methinks.

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  • Stefanos Mantyla

    This is a great go-to post for whenever I need to look at something ugly. Both her and the shoes. Is the shape REALLY the only problem with them? Those things are just flat-out ugly, no matter what shape or form.

  • Anonymous

    a joke

  • ecallaw

    “We like the concept behind them but we really hate the shape.”

    Couldn’t have said it better.  They are just too bulky.

  • Anonymous


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  • Anonymous



    And while we’re at it, Nay also to her stupid tights, her ugly dress, and her whole stupid no-talent family.  It might almost be worth relocating to North Korea, which is probably the only place on earth where you never hear the word “Kardashian.” 

  • Jenna Thomas-McKie

    No.  Just … no.  Gag.

  • Anonymous

    she has pink horns sticking out of her head…

    • Brad and Anne White

      That’s the first thing I saw too! Too funny.

  • Heron

    Khloe’s laces are not taut, which makes them look sloppy.  You gotta go full out with a look like this. 

  • Aisa Ginger Jake Psenicnik

    its like her feet have their own 19th century prisons. 

  • Janie R

    Grotesque. And the whole outfit stinks too.

  • Anonymous

    A delicate flower of perfection from top to toenail!

    God, get this tacky heifer and her tackier half-heifer brood of siblings and send them to “glamourize” Mars or something.  

    • Anonymous

      “heifer”….half-heifer” had me snorting coffee at my monitor this morning…when topped with ‘delicate flower’ – well – you win this morning! Thanks for the laugh and the truth. Mars indeed.

  • Angela

    I kinda like them…with a different outfit perhaps.  Yes, with a different outfit they could definitely WERQ. 

  • Mary McClelland

    God I LOVE the shoes. The rest of the outfit is to busy and doesn’t fit. 

  • Cathy S


  • Anonymous

    NAY.  Also whomever had her line up for that photo didn’t realize that it looks like she has devil horns coming out of her head.  The outfit only seals the imagery that the Kardashians are a sign of the coming antiChrist…

    • Anonymous

      Or . . . maybe they *DID* realize it.  heh.

  • Anonymous

    “Nope. Everything here is ridiculous. Turn around and go home.”  Please someone give you this job. 

  • Anonymous

    the very definition of tacky.

  • Ramona Boersma

    The shoes are the least offensive thing about this outfit. That dress is so hideous, it’s like a minor eastern-European country skating costume, clearly made by someone’s mom.

  • penn collins

    Please don’t spread the  Kardashian…. if ALL the media ignores them, will they finally go away? please?  the facial expression says it all.

  • Anonymous

    bwahahahahahha……look at meeee (for no reason!)…. look at meeee( for no reason!) other then my ultra insipid shoes……and my ultra insipid family.  (hon, is brucey a transy??) 

  • Deb

    Those shoes look like a summer camp arts and craft project that went tragically wrong. UGH to it all.

  • Anonymous

    I kind of dig the shoes, but they would have to be worn very, very carefully — in the fashion sense — and by someone a whole lot hipper than What’s-her-name Kardashian (sorry, I just can’t be bothered to check her name — I know it’s not Kim is all).

  • Robyn Morelli

    Yea, but it’s much less cheap looking in the black than in the gray

  • Anonymous

    HIDEOUS. I’m all for cool shoes, but they have to be attractive too.

  • Jennifer Coleman

    Holy crap! I am laughing with glee at how absolutely awful she looks. We really don’t see such disasters on the RC these days. And that ‘7’ behind her looks like she’s wearing devil horns. 
    The shoes? Ridiculous. There’s got to be at least 50 different ways I could bust my arse in those things.

  • Anonymous

    I’m shocked to report that I DON’T HATE THE SHOES.  That said, she is all kinds of a hot mess.  Her basic understanding of picking one “out there” thing and sticking with simple every place else is clearly askew (to say the least).   That dress is a horror and the tights are tacky and ridiculous.  The shoes get an IN but she gets an OUT OUT OUT!

  • Anonymous

    Nay.  I don’t think anyone could pull those off.  Maybe Lady Gaga?  I can think of no one else. 

  • Merneith

    Yay for the single tone grey version – Nay for the two tone version that the Kardashian is sporting. And Yay for the idea of TLo handing out Red Carpet Moving Violations.

  • Anonymous

    They look so bulky, and the lacing kind of looks like she stepped into a giant spider web.  As stardust said, Gaga could probably make them work, but on Khloe, they are a big fat NAY.

  • MandyJane

    They’re interesting… that’s about all I can come up with :)

  • Anonymous

    They look like someone was practicing their lacing to make baseball mitts in the future. Nay!!!

  • Christina Brennan

    OUT.  No, only only out, VOM.

  • Anonymous

    I think they’re kinda cool. I think because of Khloe’s stature, she can pull if off. On a smaller woman these would be way too powerful.

  • Anonymous

    I think they’re kinda cool. I think because of Khloe’s stature, she can pull if off. On a smaller woman these would be way too powerful.

  • Joe Coloff

    umm honestly she thought this looked good? Nay

  • Anonymous

    Burn it with fire.  NAY.

  • Anonymous

    Hideous from head to toe!

  • Sarah Rivas

    I don’t care about the shoes. I want to know when will she and her family go away.

  • Shelf Afterlife

    Girl, Halloween was two months ago.  Maybe could have been improved if the tights weren’t so busy, because those are the busiest shoes on Earth.  That dress looks like she cut up a trash bag, though.

  • Eileen Duffy

    I love the grey ones!  I could never pull them off, but a girl can dream. :)

  • Anonymous

    Not cute, not cute at all.

  • Anonymous

    No ma’am, Khloe.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a Kardashian. It’s ALL HEINOUS.

  • Anonymous

    LOVE the cat’s cradle booties!

  • Ana Cedillo

    hate, those arent even like creative “different shoes” they are just bad

  • UglyCasanova

    Shoes for hookers.  

  • marshmallowjane