Oh, kittens. Such is the lack of red carpet fabulosity (or even crack-smoking) this week that we are forced to give you a picture of a gal in a white dress and black pumps and ask you to discuss her style.
Zooey Deschanel attends “The X factor” season finale in an Erin Fetherston dress.
Erin Fetherston Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Wang Xiao
The dress is about as simple as a dress gets. It’s cute, but we don’t love the uneven hem. You couldn’t wear a sassy pair of red pumps or something, girl? Also, why are you wearing Paz de la Huerta’s makeup? Does she know? Okay, maybe those aren’t the muddy brown shades we’re used to seeing from Paz (who we’re pretty sure uses Duncan Heinz chocolate cake mix for all her makeup needs), but you sure did spackle it on Paz-style. We have to say, we’re happy you’ve toned down the “coalminer’s daughter” hair just a skosh. It was getting a little close to campy there for awhile.
But all of this is just conversation-making while we avoid discussing the one thing we know the kittens will want to discuss above all else: NUDE HOSE, BITCHES. It’s coming back, whether you’re ready for it or not.
IN! Simple, girly, pretty holiday dress, bitches!
OUT! HER KNEES ARE MELTING!!!!
Jennifer Morrison’s very tight Stella McCartney dress was voted IN, with quite a few reservations. Namely, that it’s a Stella McCartney dress.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, elle.com]