In or Out: Uma Thurman in Atelier Versace

Posted on December 01, 2011

Uma, we’re going to invoke the Gay Card, which allows us to say things that our straight brethren sometimes cannot.

Uma Thurman attends the Seventh Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City in an Atelier Versace gown.

Your tits look spectacular, honey.

Moving on to gayer pastures… your makeup also looks spectacular and that hasn’t always been the case. We love this color on you and we think you make quite the head-turning vision in this outfit. We’re concerned about the fit, however. There’s an awful lot of pulling and from the side, we’re getting a pretty decent understanding of your shapewear. We’re not crazy about naked shoes – especially at this time of year – but we have to admit that the gold really works well here. And speaking of gold, where’s your jewelry, honey? We can get behind the idea of a starkly simple look, especially since she’s got that rack and since the color looks so amazing on her. We wouldn’t have tarted this up with a lot of bling – a necklace is out of the question with that neckline – but we might have recommended more showy earrings and maybe a simple bangle or cuff to complete the look.

And the kittens who are bitter? What do you all think?

Vote Now!


IN! She’s chic and her tits really DO look spectacular!


OUT! Boring and it needs better shapewear!


Sarah Jessica Parker deployed the wack, to the delight of the commentariat, who voted her IN. Zoe Kravitz on the other hand, did not deploy enough wack, and thus, her poorly worn Chanel was voted OUT.

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

    • Anonymous

      IN. Love. I want that dress in my life.

      • Anonymous

        Agreed. She looks amazing and I LOVE that color.

    • Anonymous

      IN. Love. I want that dress in my life.

    • Maya Gurantz

      She’s too young to have to start going the Catherine Deneuve route.  Out.

      • Anonymous

        Yeah I dont know. She looks really mature (too mature) and the length is weird and the fit is SO WRONG.

        Nice rack!

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MNMVM2GPVUEIOJXBOSLCXKAW4U judy brown

          I called Spanx at first look, and the dress and hair are a bit matronly.

          But she’s still one of the most beautiful things in Hollywood.

    • Anonymous

      I’m going to give it an OUT for one reason.  This is supposed to be Atelier Versace, and it looks nothing like it.  When I hear “wearing Atelier Versace” I expect to be wowed.

      • Anonymous

        I maintain that if the dress fit right, it would wow us. Form fitting here, curves rising from the slight drape of expensive fabric there.  Models are usually too skinny to look great in Versace, and many celebrities manage to make it look hoochie, but she could have made this the kind of dress that everyone who could afford it would be buying hoping (mostly in vain) they’d look as good in it.

        • Anonymous

          Versace’s one thing but Atelier Versace is supposed to be edgier.  http://www.versace.com/en/atelier_images All of these are the kind of thing I expect when I hear Atelier Versace.  Uma and earlier Angelina Jolie have both disappointed.

          • Anonymous

            I take your point, it is a different kind of ‘wow.’ 

            Still can’t get over how she missed the boat with this dress when it could have been its own kind of wow if it’d fit right.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Inês-Martins/100000345906318 Inês Martins

      So so so IN for me! I don’t think she needs anything else!

    • Anonymous

      I think it looks horrible. Out. And for the love of God, Uma, ease up on the botox.

      • Anonymous

        Telling an actress/reality celebritard/newsreader/etc. to ease up on the botox is like telling Bunim Murray to have some class.  Words falling on deaf ears, I’m afraid.

    • http://profiles.google.com/argiebear Gustavo Casals

      Spectacular indeed. And although some jewelry would have been nice, she’s striking enough as it is. And I don’t know if it’s because it’s summer here in the southern hemisphere,  but I’m digging the minimal shoes too. IN. 

    • Anonymous

      IN! That color is spectacular on her, and she’s one of the few women in the world who can get away with that hemline. I agree on the jewelry, but the shoes don’t bother me. And, speaking as a well-endowed woman myself, I want to know what shapewear she’s got on. It’s totally working. In fact, I’d give this a WERQ!

    • http://twitter.com/jennawaterford Jennifer Ford

      I will forever love her and she looks AMAZING here. IN!

    • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.horseman Charlotte Horseman

      IN – she is amazing. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/rosatcollege Ros Clarke

      IN.  I agree about the fit but the whole look is just so stunning.

    • Anonymous

      Only she can pull off a hemline like that. But it’s an out because green sheer reminds me of ugly office party dresses that all the office sex kittens wear. 

      • Anonymous

        Yeah, that hemline is awful on approximately 99.9% of the female population of the world, but she pulls it off.
        Isn’t she like, six-feet-twelve or something?

    • Anonymous

      My tits have never looked so good… they are truly boobs of legend.  That being said, the color is lovely but yes, she needs more jewelry.  The fit across the middle is not good.  From the side it makes her look like she has a belly and this girl does not have a belly.  For the color and the tits, I will give a grudging “IN.”

      • BerlinerNYC

        Wow. They’re real, and they’re spectacular. I think she’s trying to establish her place as the heir apparent to Helen Mirren, who wields a rack like no one else can. So IN.

        • Anonymous

          I would LOVE to wield a rack like no one else can, but alas–i’ll leave it up to the professionals.

    • Jenna Kuhmann

      I don’t know…from the neck up she looks distinctly “going to yoga.” I wish her hair was a little more polished and her makeup was just a little more…glam, I guess, and I wish the hem hit her at the knee (I, like you, cannot stand mid-calf-length things), but despite these things, she does look pretty good.  Reluctant IN.

    • http://profiles.google.com/laurenjeanstm Lauren St Martin

      Out. Decent shape wear is not that hard to find.

      • Anonymous

        This is true, but if you’re not wearing the right size dress to begin with, it doesn’t matter how great the shapewear is.

        • Anonymous

          Yes. Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.

    • Anonymous

      There is no excuse for poor fit.  OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Had she gone up a size, it would have been amazing. But even as it is, I give it a muted IN for all of the reasons stated by TLo.

    • http://twitter.com/Sara1Babe Sarah Archer

      I vote in.  Might be tight but since my first impression was WOW I have to stick with In

    • http://michjeff-quiltersparadise.blogspot.com/ Michelle Young

      In!  She looks marvelous!

    • Anonymous

      IN, but just by a hair.  She has a slammin’ body in this dress, but it is a little tight.  I do think that is the point though, and the lack of jewelry just means you are really looking at her (body).  I agree with the shoes being boring, but do like the idea of metallic with the dress.

    • Anonymous

      A big gold bangle would have made it perfect. IN

    • Anonymous

      She’s got the Sophia Loren boob thing going on here.  It must take a team of engineers to create perkiness in defiance of the law of gravity. And the dress doesn’t fit. How hard can it be to borrow something that’s the right size?

      • Anonymous

        Or refuse to wear borrowed goods if they can’t be altered to fit like a dream. She could afford to buy a stunning gown if that’s what it would take to have it altered to do her, and the dress, justice.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, it’s too tight. But the color is magnificent, the shape suits her, and her face looks so beautiful. IN.

    • Anonymous

      It is a fabulous dress. And she has a fabulous body. It’s just that dress is a little too small. I think she is wearing shape wear. there’s only so much it can do. THey don’t take you down sizes they only make your clothes ,that already fit you, look smoother. she still in. Could have been a WERQ though.
      And was she always that busty? Or did she just have a baby or something?

    • CQAussie

      Tits, spectacular, no argument here.  She could have used better earrings though.  I’m also slightly distracted by all the shelf right below her boobs and the fit is just a tad too tight.  But it’s still an IN from this minion.  

    • Joyce VG

      She could have gone a 1/2 size up?  But wow she looks so beautiful. IN.

      • Anonymous

        Exactly! Half a size would have done it. Maybe even keeping the bust the same, but by getting rid of the waist and hip pulling you emphasize the bust as a FEATURE.

        In, but with corrections.

    • http://profiles.google.com/laura.jane.ogorman Laura O’Gorman

      THAT is how one dresses like a sultry lady and not an attention-seeking actress.

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      IN. Love the red toenails, love the hair, love the dress. Looks awesome on her. 

    • Anonymous

      IN total knock out. and you are totally correct about everything!!

    • Anonymous

      IN. Girl is getting more voluptuous as she ages, I think–I’m glad she’s showing it off. 

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      I’m sayin’ IN here.  Even considering the fit across the hips is a trifle too tight.  I agree with our esteemed Blog Hosts, that important earrings would have sealed the deal totally.

    • http://twitter.com/DresswithAplomb Aplomb Pomilio

      IN. Yes, a bracelet and earrings and better hair would have helped but she looks amazing in that dress.

    • http://twitter.com/sylvia_warren Sylvia

      In. God, I love her.

    • Anonymous

      Love, she looks gorgeous. IN.

    • Lauren Maier

      The fit is totally ruining an otherwise lovely look.  I can’t with this one – OUT.

    • Anonymous

      I used to be a big Thurman fan; not so much anymore. However, her face just gets better and better. I hate the overall look, even though the pieces are all great. Have to give her an out for this one. It just doesn’t add up.

    • Anonymous

      She knows it’s not the best fit, but damn if she’s not doing her best to WERQ it. IN for sheer fierceness.

    • Anonymous

      In.  None of it is bad enough to rate an out.  This is a Thursday look.  You know, good enough to get you through the day, but not ringing the bell and winning the teddy bear.

      • Anonymous

        Well–and amusingly!–said, Peggy.  Agree with you and with every single thing TLo had to say about this look.  So it’s a just-barely-in in from me.  That color, by the way?  Spectacular!

    • http://twitter.com/EBarkenbush Ellen Barkenbush

      First of all, her “ladies” look RACKTACULAR.  As for her midsection, it’s tough to tell what’s seaming (and some of that does appear to be seams) and what of it is most likely boning in the corset that is giving the boobs such amazing lift. One big gold bangle would have totally put her over the top, but for me it’s still an IN, if only for how great she looks in this color.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      While the dress is too tight, and she could have used a bit of bling, she still looks stunning. Never thought I’d say this as a straight woman, but nice rack too. IN.

    • Anonymous

      I can’t with the boning – it’s so distracting that I didn’t even notice anything else, so… I guess that’s an out from me.

    • Anonymous

      I must demur……OUT.  The makeup, great neckline, and cute shoes cannot make up for the awful poor fit of that dress.

    • Anonymous

      Agreed with everything you said, TLo, and would like to add that I don’t like the hair. I think something more sleek would have worked better with this look.

    • Anonymous

      Face In. Color IN. Fit, very OUT. We can flat out see her girdle/push-up thingy and the dress is pulling all over the place. That negates a lot of the positives.

    • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

      IN. She is so gorgeous. 

    • Anonymous

      In.  A bit snug, but still looks fabulous.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. All caps for severe under-acheivement. If I can guess at every seam and detail of your undergarments, IT’S TOO TIGHT.  So, don’t go up a whole size, pay somebody to give you just a half of an inch of ease here & there. You have money. 

      Let us see your fabulous figure through the drape of your expensive, elegant dress. Don’t make us contemplate how the seaming on your undergarments ruins the drape of said dress. OUT OUT OUT.

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The designer designed that dress to drape beautifully, dammit. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Yeah, she looks like somebody lost the jewelry cases, and it’s a total missed opportunity but the way the fit of what should have been a SPECTACULAR dress on a spectacularly lovely woman is RUINING the look is really pissing me off.

      (Edited to correct what Disqus did to the spacing. I hope.)

    • Anonymous

      OUT — it’s way too tight. WAY too tight.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=717883898 Glynis Fediuk

      In. Not crazy about the length, though.

    • Anonymous

      that is indeed a fine rack she is sportin, the color is lovely and while the fit is a bit snug and the lack of jewelry unfortunate, its not enough for me to give her an out…IN by a boob 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=745465637 Nellie Wilson

      Not perfect, but still an IN.

    • Anonymous

      IN..her tits really are spectacular

    • Anonymous

      I love Uma no matter what she wears. Even if it’s as crazy as a bessybug! What I really think we should be talking about, though, is the fact that she’s obviously had a bit of work done to her face. And it’s not bad, but next time she needs to dial down the eternal look of surprise just a tad.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rachel.council Rachel Council

      IN, despite the fit issues.

    • Anonymous

      In, the body is looking slammin’!  The face, however, scares me a little bit.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

      Out. That dress is too damn tight, and too damn plain for no jewelry.

    • Anonymous

      In. That colour! Those breasts!

    • Anonymous

      She simply becomes more beautiful as she grows older. If she didn’t have the height, this look might not work, but it does. So IN.

    • Anonymous

      You forgot to mention yoga hair.

      But I’m going IN because it’s a gorgeous color, a terrific look on her (as you noted), and because she’s NOT wearing silly putty pumps.

    • Anonymous

      IN!  I wish the dress were a little shorter, though.  Knee length might be nice.

    • Anonymous

      In, but you guys are right, a bit more gold jewelry and a little less pulling and she’d be IN!

    • Anonymous

      It’s surprisingly subtle for Versace but still very sexy, and the colours are great. Agree that it needs some jewelry, but IN.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Cleary/1201575213 Patrick Cleary

      The fit makes her look big around the middle, which is so very not the case.

    • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

      In. Color is gorg. Also, I’m a sucker for sheer tops on dresses.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sigrid-Harris/100001066210302 Sigrid Harris

      In. She looks fabulous and that dress is to die for.

    • taodon

      For Uma, this is an IN

    • Anonymous

      Looks amazing…I wish she had a great gold bracelet on…but love the hair and dress color…she looks very young to me too.

    • Anonymous

      Agreed on the boobies. And WHAT a color. It’s a 100% IN for me!

    • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

      In, although I agree about the fit. Love the color!

    • Sara__B

      Gorgeous face and fabulous figure packed too tightly into lovely dress. The intended draping is stretched taut and unintended creases and folds have appeared. On an ordinary mortal this would be out, but she’s an extraordinary celebrity, so IN. (But she could have done better.)

    • Anonymous

      I think the dress should be a half a size larger.  But that color is so fantastic and she looks so amazing even with the pulling I’m going to have to say IN!

    • Anonymous

      I’d almost give this an OUT simply because this reminds me of her as Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin AKA the worst Batman movie ever made – however, she looks pretty fucking fantastic, so IN from me.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EDI2DLE7DE3YPW2ONIHBWOVHMA ecallaw

      Pulling a bit in the mid-section, but DAY-um.

    • Anonymous

      FIERCE.

    • http://twitter.com/HotMessHousWife Sammi M

      IN. She looks amazing – and usually I think she looks weird. I also can’t stop staring at her breasts.

    • Anonymous

      Not as in love with the colour as others and the fit is a bit off but overall she looks sexy and fresh. And I love that she can look sexy without showing skin. In.

    • Anonymous

      Fierce, but she’s STILL OUT.  She needs to go up at least one, maybe 2 sizes. And add jewelry.  And maybe a different/better pair of gold shoes. 

      Did she not look in the mirror to see how tight this is on her?  When you can read the label of her underwear, honey, it’s TOO SMALL. Get a bigger size…

    • up with pod people

      In, glorious in.

    • Anna Tree

      That dress with those shoes? OUT.

    • http://twitter.com/VicksieDo Vickie Lord

      IN! She’s chic and her tits really DO look spectacular!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      At first glance she looks great.  I think a size up would have helped.  I still give her an IN.  

    • http://twitter.com/anibellee Lynsey M.

      In.  Although going up a size probably would have done her some favors.

    • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

      A bit tight, but still wonderful! In.

    • Anonymous

      I’m really torn. The face is SO in and the shapewear is SO out. The fit is OUT, the color is IN. No jewelry is OUT, but….

      The OUTs have it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ebba-Svantesson/1750647220 Ebba Svantesson

      IN

    • Anonymous

      IN. Should have gone up a size though.

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      I don’t really like the color all that much, the fit is off, and the length is unflattering.  Out.

    • Anonymous

      IN! (But more jewelry would have been nice.)

    • Anonymous

      Yes the dress is a bit too tight but it’s still a knockout look overall, including hair and makeup. IN!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

      Oh man I want that dress… IN

    • Anonymous

      Everything you said but especially … her tits look spectacular. IN.

    • Anonymous

      She looks incredible! IN

    • Anonymous

      While her rack does, indeed, look spectacular, everything else from there down is so not working. 

      Unfortunately, OUT.

    • Anonymous

      Is it shapewear or is it boning in the dress itself? Something’s gotta be working to keep the girls up, unless she’s had work done on them too. If it’s the latter, going up a size wouldn’t help with the visible-corset-lines issue.

      Regardless, yes, the dress is too tight across her hips, yes, her hair needs to be sleeker, and yes, some statement earrings and a cuff would make this look complete. It’s still and IN, though, because the colour is *gorgeous* and she is truly a one-percent-er: that being the 1% of women who can wear this length and not look stumpy.

    • Anonymous

      I’m with all the other kittens who (to paraphrase) not perfect, a bit too tight, but still  -  IN

    • Jessica O’Connell

      I agree, I would have preferred a little jewelery and it’s a little tight in the hip region but still, I think it looks pretty great. Gorgeous color. IN.

    • Anonymous

      I thought it deserved a WERQ until you mentioned being able to see the shapewear.  Boo
      But I still give her an IN – she looks gorgeous and the tits – spectacular!

    • Anonymous

      IN. Agree about the jewelry, boys.

    • Anonymous

      OUT.  LOVE the dress, but the fit is wrong and the shoes are ugly.  No jewelry is a big mistake with such simple lines.  Make up is ok, but her face is shiny instead of glow-y and her hair just looks messy. The dress is either a little too short or a lot too long.

    • Anonymous

      Oh, IN. She looks great.

    • Anonymous

      I love it, but you’re right – you can see the built-in corset pretty clearly. The flash exacerbates it by highlighting the boning. About 3/4 of an inch more around her midsection would have made a world of difference.

      Still, I would kill to look half as good as she does.

    • Anonymous

      IN! Love the dress, but agree it is a skoosh too tight. My only concern is why her feet are so dark? It looks like she must be wearing hose, but I’m sure she isn’t. She’s a tall, blond, ice queen, she should never have Snooki feet.  

    • http://tigergray.blogspot.com/ Tiger Gray

      She looks badass. Dare I say, nigh-perfect. Also this makes me think maybe it’s a little bit of a Poison Ivy nod, which makes me laugh. IN. 

    • Anonymous

      Just can’t get past the dead-faced Botox-y look with this one anymore.  She looks pretty, but waxen.  Great color on here, though.

    • Anonymous

      I’m tired of celebs in too-tight dresses. 

    • Anonymous

      IN. this is a great dress and she looks so soft and pretty in the face.

    • Anonymous

      IN, she looks gorgeous.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Stone/100001328135240 Mary Stone

      OUT because of the “I’m going to the grocery store/gas station/drycleaner’s, umkay?” hair, and I think that the fit’s too snug.  The silhouette should skim her body and not reveal deets about the spanx or whatever beneath it.

    • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

      I think she looks absolutely striking, even if the fit could have been better. In. What an exceptional dress.

    • Judy_J

      Maybe she was counting on her tits looking so spectacular that no one would notice the poor fit of the rest of the dress.  I agree the color looks good on her, and it is a great dress.  She really should look into some sort of body shaper if she’s going to wear such clingy clothing.  I can’t give her an IN, so I guess this is an OUT.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      In, for the tits alone. Wow.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t like the Shelf of Tits look myself. Not fond of the entire look, with the column that squishes her here and there and goes all “Welcome to my boobs. I put them a tray for you” up top.

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      OUT – I just can’t find anything nice to say about that dress. Sorry.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PCARAOJSL553GBBPQSLRYD5REE L.

      IN.  Absolutely IN!

    • Anonymous

      IN. I would have liked the dress to be a bit shorter, but other than that, she looks spectacular.

    • http://twitter.com/TMamBo Therese Bohn

      In.  Somehow I’m surprised Christina Hendricks didn’t snap this up! 

      • Anonymous

        Because, god love her, Ms. Hendricks has the rack but has all the rest to go along with it and this dress would have been stretched beyond….. Uma has curves but within reason.

        • http://twitter.com/TMamBo Therese Bohn

           I totally agree — the color would have worked on Christina, but not the fit. I still wish this was a tad looser on Uma.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CQPXLNCBM5CZSHZZXJDHPVFS7E Buffy

      It has to be an OUT because of the fit.

    • Grace Ritt

      IN. I thin she looks great here. The dress is pulling a bit but I think it makes her body look sexy.

    • Sara Leigh Merrey

      She looks fabulous! Love the dress, but maybe in a larger size.

    • Anonymous

      IN! Yes, the fit is a bit of an issue. But there’s no way I could give that dress an out. Gorgeous.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

      In, but the shoes are too memere.

    • http://summerborn.livejournal.com/ Summer Born

      OUT. I love her, but the potential here is not enough. You’ve got to have attention to the little things, too.

    • Anonymous

      In.

    • Anonymous

      I think she looks the best I’ve ever seen her. Uma is improving with age! Yay age!! Big ‘IN’!

    • http://twitter.com/ryenerman rynerman

      In.  I could only wish my rack looked anywhere near that good.

    • http://twitter.com/mellafe natalia h

      She looks fantastic. Elegant.

    • Anonymous

      IN.  Maybe half a size larger next time, but she looks fantastic.  Obviously La Mirren has given her some lessons on hauling the tits out for special occasions!

    • MilaXX

      IN, I see your concerns, but I think this is more good than bad. She looks pretty darn fierce here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1264609232 Samantha Ritchie

      IN

    • Anonymous

      IN 

      She looks great, and so does her rack! ;)

      A showy cuff or sparkly bangles would have been a nice added touch.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=566983224 Erin Leahy

      In! gotta give it to her– she looks hot.  The Hair + Makeup + Boobs are amazing.

    • Anonymous

      IN, IN, IN!  being a (very gay) tit man myself, this is spectacular!!!  I would have loved a cuff with this and I am not crazy about the hair but…. GREAT TITS!!

    • Anonymous

      If most people’s full-on INs could be half as good as Uma’s sort-of IN, there could be spontaneous combustion from all the pretty.

      She is one statuesque woman, and quite the head-turner.  I do give her an IN.

    • Anonymous

      “Your tits look spectacular, honey.”
      hahahaha, I love you guys!

    • Anonymous

      Hey boobs hey! I like it. In!

    • Anonymous

      IN. And yes, her tits are spectacular. We expect nothing less from Ms. Uma.

    • Anonymous

      In. In. For both of them. 

    • Anonymous

      In with reservations. It looks great on her, but she really does need little something to spice it up (e.g., the bangle and/or showier earrings you mention in the post).

      What a bod, though. Yowza.

    • Anonymous

      No people NO!

      I appreciate that her breasts are amazing (and, thanks to the visible underpinnings, gravity-defying). And she is a beautiful woman. And it’s a great color.

      But when the graceful drape of fabric across said breasts is pulled tightly into horizontal folds, the dress DOES NOT FIT.  (Not to mention other egregious horizontal creasing) This is not a subtle error, not a celeb or a distracted stylist misjudging the way an accessory will throw off proportions or a color will photograph shiny and cheap.  This. is. simple. Dress. fabric. pulls. across. tits.  

      Yes. Many of those featured on that “people of Walmart” website have lost touch with the difference between form-fitting and over-stuffed sausage casing. It happens.  Denial is powerful.  But this is a rich, gorgeous woman wearing thousands (tens of thousands?) of dollars on her back, and making a public appearance specifically to be photographed. And she came SO DARN CLOSE.

      I just can’t give it a pass, when it all could have been so beautiful, so gorgeous.

      I know, I need to get a life. I will now slink off to my own, actual real life and its real people and leave in peace all of you folk who have not come unglued at the sight of Uma Thurman in an ill-fitting dress .

      Now I w

    • http://twitter.com/Kerry_McC Kerry McCombs

      It is a little bit tight, but that’s okay because no one is looking at the pulling, they are only looking at her gorgeous cans. IN.

    • Tom Shea

      Spectacular. IN like Flynn.

    • oohsparkley!

      In.  Habanero hot.

    • Anonymous

      She must be gettin some, she’s been rockin it & looking sooo confident lately!  I give her a huge IN. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      The color alone gives it an IN.

    • Anonymous

      Out.  Is the dress supposed to pull like that, especially across her hips and waist?  A boring look – some accessories might have saved it.

    • http://twitter.com/RobertSanchez36 Robert Sanchez

      I call “out”. The fit looks terrible, although the color is terrific.

    • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

      In. I’m not sure if that’s her shapewear or if the boning is in the dress … doesn’t matter though. It’s gorgeous.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UG4ZUN6WRU57HLCAUKDFKWKCLY Allison

      Except for forgetting to put on arm or hand blinggage, I cannot find fault. IN.

    • Anonymous

      where did she get the rack? it wasnt there before…..
      regardless of that, she really does look nice. i also think the visible issues might be the boning in the dress &, perhaps, the angle.

    • Anonymous

      In.  Titstacular.

    • Haley Buchanan

      Good color, good shoes, good body.  IN.

    • Anonymous

      It should be IN. If it fit it would be IN.
      But the fact that it looks like she had it fitted to a body 7 lbs lighter just ruins it.
      OUT.

    • Anonymous

      In. It’s one of the most revealing dresses I’ve ever seen, even though she’s completely covered!

    • Anonymous

      IN. 

      Though to be fair, that fit is something only Uma and several other genetically blessed can rock, and def. needs a cuff or ear-chunks.

    • Anonymous

      In from head to toe … Gorgeous dress, gorgeous Uma, love the shoes, the hair.  Fabulous. Uma has beautiful feet.

    • Anonymous

      I think her rack looks saggy, but I’m sure if I said that to any straight man or gay woman I would get an eye roll. As in, “SO WHAT”.  The chick is hot, yep. Nice makeup as you said. 

    • Anonymous

      It had great potential but the dress is ill fitting & I hate the length… a definite OUT for me. 

    • Anonymous

      I think that yes, on closer examination, the dress doesn’t fit perfectly, but, on first glance, this outfit is pretty spectacular. IN.

    • Anonymous

      In!!!

    • Anonymous

      Out. The dress does not fit properly, hair is blah as are the shoes. And she does not have accessories

    • NATALIE LEWIS

      love it from the waist up

    • http://twitter.com/applecocola Stacy

      Almost perfect, I really don’t like those shoes with her dress. Perhaps silver peeptoes would be better? But otherwise, she looks really good. HMMM. I DON’T KNOW, I EXPECT MORE FROM HER, BUT SHE DOES LOOK GOOD.

    • Anonymous

      IN IN IN!

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      She could maybe go up a size, but I think as long as she’s not hurting herself, she’s fine in this one. She doesn’t look uncomfortable. However the dress could stand to be shortened a bit, I don’t know how she’s able to walk.

      But she looks good. IN.

    • Anonymous

      IN! Tits up!

    • Now I am The Bee

      She looks awesome!  Who knew that her…um…figure was so spectacular? 

    • Anonymous

      OUT because of the bad fit. It’s a pretty dress, but I’m too distracted by the tugging.

    • Brad and Anne White

      OUT. Fit is awful.

    • Anonymous

      She looks best in simple dresses with clean lines, but this one is too tight and she needs better shapewear. The color looks great on her though.

    • Judy Raddue

      IN.  I agree that the dress has fit issues but, damn, she more gorgeous that ever.

    • Anonymous

      Dress really needs some jewelry.  But I love it, and she looks really great in it.  The look just looks…unfinished. Sigh.  I’m going to have to give her a very reluctant OUT.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YMEB3XKJCE4WL62SKN473LWBXQ Frank

      I love her!! She looks fabulous I just wanna motorboat those breasts!

    • Anonymous

      She’s (and they’re!) spectacular!!!  A bangle or 2 and show-y-er earrings and it would have been perfection.  Uma’s been on a roll lately!

    • Anonymous

      Wow. IN

    • Anonymous

      Er, who’s looking at her shoes? Or makeup for that matter. I think IN on the basis of her boobs alone. And that color really does look great on her.

    • Anonymous

      OUT. Man in drag.

    • Anonymous

      IN. If it were up to me it would be a WERQ- her make up is stunning and her hair and dress look great. The shoes are refreshingly not a peep toe or platform OR matchy. All I would do would add a bangle or two. Love.

    • Anonymous

      She looks amazing. IN!

    • Anonymous

      IN!

      She needs a bracelet.

    • http://twitter.com/Bloodisea Barbora

      Absolutely IN!!! :)))

    • foodycat

      IN – she looks amazing and I am too mesmerised by her boobs to look more closely at the fit.

    • Stefanos Mantyla

      My first instinct was OUT, but I think this will be an IN in spite of the annoying fit issues. And I think I will mildly approve of that IN. And this is also one of the first times where I look at Uma and find her actually beautiful! Perhaps because her eyes are downplayed?

    • aimee_parrott

      Yeah, the fit’s not great.  But that color is STUNNING on her and she just keeps getting more and more beautiful.  IN.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_66KPZ36LMHMRQOX3HIJGHRNNUA MandyM

      I’m too late but I think the bad fit sends it to the out box. It has serious potential.

    • http://twitter.com/MFMblog MusingsFromManhattan

      So, is it supposed to pull like that at the bust?

    • http://twitter.com/lizettms Lizett Schreiber

      Her boobs look like they’re on a shelf. Otherwise, good look.

    • Samantha Irene

      A Bangle would have been amazing! She does look like she’s trying harder this time – which is a good effort for her – and tits! It’s great when stars start flaunting theirs more, as it makes us all able to start flaunting ours more! IN

    • Samantha Irene

      A Bangle would have been amazing! She does look like she’s trying harder this time – which is a good effort for her – and tits! It’s great when stars start flaunting theirs more, as it makes us all able to start flaunting ours more! IN

    • Anonymous

      And that is how you make cookies ladies and gentlemen.  Holy mother of Jehovah she looks amazing. 

    • Anonymous

      spectacular from tit to toe

    • Anonymous

      She doesn’t look perfect, but she’s mighty close.  In.

    • Anonymous

      OUT for fit. Could have been amazing, but when things are pulling this much, it cannot be. Also, at any angle but straight on, I worry that her boobs are going to detach and start rolling down her body, or something. I dunno, they just look weirdly horizontal.

    • Anonymous

      Gaah, the fit is terrible!  With no jewelery, underwhelming shoe, those impressive lady lumps and this color, she looks like an overly ripe snap pea.  Sorry, Uma, I’ll keep my fingers crossed for next time.

    • Anonymous

      a simple gold cuff would have rocked here – IN – just the same

    • Anonymous

       in

    • Anonymous

      Fit, schmit; she looks amazing

    • Mary McClelland

      The fit is wonky and I abhor the length with the ankle straps, but otherwise I’m giving her an IN