Gucci children’s accessories, of course.
These are obviously for children who aren’t dirty little airheads who would lose a shoe in mid-stride. In other words, alien children. Or possibly demonic half-breed children. Definitely not for normal human children. That would just be silly. So if you have any alien children or the Anti-Christ on your holiday shopping list, here you go. Problem solved.
Or to hell with the kids; buy something for yourself. That little semi-angry bird is adorable. If you have small hands, no one need ever know.